Checklist of places to have sex

Started by Calavera, June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM

..to recent to add.. but haha.
I had no idea *beep* can do that..
I wonder if immortals can assume control of *beep*.. that would explain *beep* and *beep*
I guess I'll have to wait to ask...
lol
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The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.

In an elemental plane.
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June 25, 2012, 01:55:05 PM #28 Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 02:01:21 PM by Potaje
Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)

In a Pymlithe stand

The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.

On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
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In a wagon
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

In the Atrium.
In the sewers.
In a fierce sandstorm.
In your PC bosses bed.
In the gortok den.
Atop a wezer nest.



June 25, 2012, 04:39:02 PM #34 Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 04:41:21 PM by Akaramu
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on June 25, 2012, 04:30:04 PM
In the Atrium.

Hah. I was pretty close to that, at some point!  ;D

Quote from: Ender on June 25, 2012, 01:35:55 PM
In an elemental plane.

You know Ender, if a certain PC of yours hadn't been taken... ...

As for something new:

Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.


  • city rooftops
  • mantis valley
  • an ankheg den

June 25, 2012, 04:44:15 PM #36 Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 05:04:25 PM by EldritchOrigins
On the Red's Retreat balcony.  (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)

While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback.)

[edited to add]

In a tent in the middle of the wastes.

OMG, you guys totally mudsex.  Crazy! 
I gotta get out of the rented apartment once in awhile....

In Tektolnes gardens....

beat that.

I win.
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No, in his throne room, if he has one.
Fredd-
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On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.

From now on, let's try to keep them numbered, marginally possible and non-situational:

1. Each noble compound in your city.
2. Byn latrines
3. Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4. In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5. You'll have to wake up first.
6. Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7. In a hole full of dead (and respawning. gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.* [*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.]
9. > look east
   You see a mekillot standing there.
10. In the middle of the Arena Floor
11. On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
12. Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
13. Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)
14. Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru
15. The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.
16. In an elemental plane.
17. Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)
18. In a Pymlithe stand
19. On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
20. In a wagon
21. In the Atrium.
22. In the sewers.
23. In a fierce sandstorm.
24. In your PC bosses bed.
25. In the gortok den.
26. Atop a wezer nest.
27. Jail cells.
28. In front of a group, go hemote
29. Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.
30. city rooftops
31. mantis valley
32. an ankheg den
33. On the Red's Retreat balcony.  (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)
34. While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback).
35. In Tektolnes's gardens
36. In Tektolnes's throne room
37. On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."

June 25, 2012, 06:32:17 PM #42 Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 06:34:22 PM by Morrolan
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 06:29:46 PM
From now on, let's try to keep them numbered, marginally possible and non-situational. And if you have already done it and want to brag, that is what the bragging thread is for:

1. Each noble compound in your city.
2. Byn latrines
3. Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4. In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5. You'll have to wake up first.
6. Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7. In a hole full of dead (and respawning. gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.* [*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.]
9. > look east
   You see a mekillot standing there.
10. In the middle of the Arena Floor
11. On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
12. Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
13. Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)
14. Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru
15. The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.
16. In an elemental plane.
17. Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)
18. In a Pymlithe stand
19. On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
20. In a wagon
21. In the Atrium.
22. In the sewers.
23. In a fierce sandstorm.
24. In your PC bosses bed.
25. In the gortok den.
26. Atop a wezer nest.
27. Jail cells.
28. In front of a group, go hemote
29. Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.
30. city rooftops
31. mantis valley
32. an ankheg den
33. On the Red's Retreat balcony.  (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)
34. While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback).
35. In Tektolnes's gardens
36. In Tektolnes's throne room
37. On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."

38. Against a narrow obelisk of rusty red sandstone.
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."

39. On top of the volcano near Allanak
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

40. The docks of Red Storm Village.

41. In the Gaj
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

42. An island in the Silt Sea.

43. Atop one of the few massive mountains in Zalanthas.
Respect. Responsibility. Compassion.

44. In the air over the opening of the volcano.
45. While both of you are hopped up on hallucinating poison.
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gorgio: someone who is not romani, not a gypsy.
kumpania: a family of story tellers.
vardo: a horse-drawn wagon used by British Romani as their home. always well-crafted, often painted and gilded

This is the first thread that's gone 2 pages without a derail. And it's about sex.
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