Checklist of places to have sex

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April 29, 2013, 04:50:32 PM #125
Quote from: musashi on April 29, 2013, 04:48:18 PM
Has anyone done shoulder deep silt yet?

A man and a woman are shoulder deep in silt.

Woman: "Oh wow.. It's soo.."

Man: "So what? My pants are still on."

Woman: "Wait.. then what is tha--"

-not famous last words of mud-sexing tourists.
Czar of City Elves.
April 29, 2013, 04:51:45 PM #126
>a silt horror has arrived from the west.

>a silt horror waggles its tentacles.
April 29, 2013, 04:52:44 PM #127
omg ... that's ... ew.
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Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
April 29, 2013, 04:54:17 PM #128
Dude, you live in JAPAN.
April 29, 2013, 04:55:06 PM #129
Done it in a lava tube,
Neck-deep in silt, lacking lube?
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
April 29, 2013, 04:57:51 PM #130
Quote from: Delirium on April 29, 2013, 04:51:45 PM
>a silt horror hentai has arrived from the west.

>a silt horror hentai waggles its tentacles.

Okay, I know it doesn't make sense. But it does make me laugh. (waiting for the Advil to reduce my fever just now...)
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
April 29, 2013, 05:08:20 PM #131
Quote from: Delirium on April 29, 2013, 04:54:17 PM
Dude, you live in JAPAN.

YOU ARE A RACIST!!!
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Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
April 29, 2013, 05:12:08 PM #132
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An enormous obsidian dome lies to the eastern direction.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
April 29, 2013, 05:20:16 PM #133
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 29, 2013, 05:12:08 PM
An enormous obsidian dome lies to the eastern direction.

Virgins check in, but they don't check out (as virgins).
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
April 29, 2013, 05:21:59 PM #134
Inside of a well.

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"
April 29, 2013, 05:28:57 PM #135
Quote from: Morrolan on April 29, 2013, 05:20:16 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 29, 2013, 05:12:08 PM
An enormous obsidian dome lies to the eastern direction.

Virgins check in, but they don't check out (as virgins).

We need an echo of templars or slave drivers dragging nubile, scantily robed lasses who weep despondently in their shackles into the dome.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
April 29, 2013, 05:43:32 PM #136
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 29, 2013, 05:28:57 PM
Quote from: Morrolan on April 29, 2013, 05:20:16 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 29, 2013, 05:12:08 PM
An enormous obsidian dome lies to the eastern direction.

Virgins check in, but they don't check out (as virgins).

We need an echo of templars or slave drivers dragging nubile, scantily robed lasses and lads who weep despondently in their shackles into the dome.

:)
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
April 29, 2013, 07:01:16 PM #137
Hall of kings?
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points
April 29, 2013, 07:22:36 PM #138
Quote from: Red Ranger on July 03, 2012, 06:47:34 PM
Has the 'Nakki slaughterhouse not been mentioned yet?  Yeesh.

The 'Rinthi "slaughterhouse"
April 29, 2013, 07:23:21 PM #139
I decline to comment, other then to say a lot of you really need to step it up.
Someone says, out of character:
     "Sorry, was a wolf outside, had to warn someone."

Quote from: Wastrel on July 05, 2013, 04:51:17 AMBUT NEERRRR IM A STEALTHY ASSASSIN HEMOTING. BUTBUTBUTBUTBUT. Shut. Up.
April 29, 2013, 07:28:56 PM #140
The North Road?
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."
April 29, 2013, 07:42:08 PM #141
Red Sun Commons.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points
April 29, 2013, 07:45:09 PM #142
Tektolnes lap.
A staff member sends:
     "I hate you. :p"
April 29, 2013, 07:47:10 PM #143
The Sun King's lap
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points
April 29, 2013, 07:53:24 PM #144
Tektolnes says, in Highlord-sirihish: "Schwiiiiiiing!"
A staff member sends:
     "I hate you. :p"
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