Checklist of places to have sex

Started by Calavera, June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM

PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
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"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."

Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
Eurynomos
Senior Storyteller
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Quote from: Eurynomos on June 25, 2012, 05:09:21 AM
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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...

We need a game for this.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Quote from: Karieith on June 25, 2012, 05:40:28 AM
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Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
Czar of City Elves.

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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*

*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.

It was too good not to have its own thread.

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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
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Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.

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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
    You see a mekillot standing there.

*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
    You see a mekillot standing there.
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game

This reminds me of a newlywed game blooper that was like, "Where was the craziest place you had the urge to make whoopie?"
And the bride answered, "Ahh... ah.... in my ass?"
LOL.

RAT:  Email!  Request!  You... you!  I've never been so eager to hear a response from a request in Arm.  Never!

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
    You see a mekillot standing there.
10) In the middle of the Arena Floor

Quote from: Bish on June 25, 2012, 07:44:01 AM
10) In the middle of the Arena Floor



On the Arena Floor: The mud-caked male gith drops his spears and mounts the red-eyed female gith furiously.

The bug-eyed blue-robed templar roars in dismay.

The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.

The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.

The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.

The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.

The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.

Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game


1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
    You see a mekillot standing there.
10) In the middle of the Arena Floor
11) On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)

What did Naiona's office look like?

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1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
    You see a mekillot standing there.
10) In the middle of the Arena Floor
11) On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)

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12) Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
What kind of jerkoff shakes a tent in the dark? Go out there and see who or what that is.

Sad but epic:

All of the locations above but the byn latrines, hall of kings, and immortals office...I actually 'have' uh...all the rest...IC before.

Not at once though. I'm not a freak! :D (much)
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No one on staff is just waiting for the opportunity to get revenge on someone who killed one of their characters years ago.

Except me. I remember every death. And I am coming for you bastards.

13) Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)

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Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
    You see a mekillot standing there.
10) Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru

Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

This makes me feel so, so vanilla!


Does a corral count as kinky?
"If knowledge is power, clandestine knowledge is power squared; it can be withheld, exchanged, and leveraged"
Letty Cottin

You feel so, so stupid.

Quote from: Clan Des Tine on June 25, 2012, 11:49:24 AM
This makes me feel so, so vanilla!


Does a corral count as kinky?

Depends. Was someone else with you, or was it just you and the animals?
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.

Quote from: Bushranger on June 25, 2012, 12:05:54 PM
Quote from: Clan Des Tine on June 25, 2012, 11:49:24 AM
This makes me feel so, so vanilla!


Does a corral count as kinky?

Depends. Was someone else with you, or was it just you and the animals?

Giving a new meaning to donkey shows?
"If knowledge is power, clandestine knowledge is power squared; it can be withheld, exchanged, and leveraged"
Letty Cottin

You feel so, so stupid.