Best One-liners of the HRPT to date

Started by Tzurahro, December 06, 2009, 02:51:00 PM

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December 06, 2009, 02:51:00 PM
These are a few from last night:

A street hawker shouts, in sirihish, "New! Kadian lamps and custom torches! Style for every evening!"

Shifting uneasily under his cloak, an aged human beggar exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Great Tektolnes, what weather!"

Watching the distant eerie orange glow as the large tavern crackles and sputters in flames, an aged human beggar says, in sirihish:
     "Hmm... Flame Cheese."

From the Imm-comm channel:

<edited>:  PETOCH THEM ALL!
<immcom> Petoch for your thoughts?
December 06, 2009, 03:54:25 PM #1
petoch them all,

hahaha
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
December 06, 2009, 03:58:56 PM #2
Yeah, I remember that one Petoch.. It wasn't so nice to someone.
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.
December 06, 2009, 04:10:16 PM #3
Quote from: Rogerthat on December 06, 2009, 03:58:56 PM
Yeah, I remember that one Petoch.. It wasn't so nice to someone.

Remember that one time, with the exploding, flashpowder-stuffed petoch fruits at that crazy Fale party?  I think it was supposed to be a surprise joke, but those who lose appendages didn't find it so funny.

No wonder they closed Fale.
Quote from: ZoltanWhen in doubt, play dangerous, awkward or intense situations to the hilt, every time.

The Official GDB Hate Cycle
December 06, 2009, 07:48:55 PM #4
Doubtfully, the woman, woman-hareid young woman says, in sirihish:
     "That's no moon..."
December 06, 2009, 07:49:30 PM #5
Quote from: morrigan on December 06, 2009, 07:48:55 PM
Doubtfully, the woman, woman-hareid young woman says, in sirihish:
     "That's no moon..."


+3 karma
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
December 06, 2009, 07:54:25 PM #6
QuoteThe tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
     "It's like...a....New Moon."
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
December 06, 2009, 07:55:28 PM #7
Quote from: bardbard#4 on December 06, 2009, 07:54:25 PM
QuoteThe tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
     "It's like...a....New Moon."

That joke is being made all over the Known I think.

Brandon
Quote from: Ghost on December 16, 2009, 06:15:17 PMbrandon....

you did the biggest mistake of your life
December 06, 2009, 08:14:29 PM #8
Rabble rabble rabble!
You give your towering mound of dung to the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh.
the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh sends:
     "dude, how'd you know I was hungry and horny?"
December 06, 2009, 08:25:57 PM #9

Shaking his head in disbelief, the half-giant soldier says, in sirihish:
     "...that's no moon."


heh... some people are repeating things...
どんと来い、生活の悪循環!!1!11
Quote from: Yam on March 18, 2011, 09:57:04 AM
There's really nothing wrong with a pretty boy in a dress.
December 06, 2009, 08:34:00 PM #10
Well... it doesn't get much better than that.

Someone did say somewhere....

"It's a bird...."

But I had nothing good to follow it up with. :(
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
December 06, 2009, 08:44:19 PM #11
the really big man says:
"I see, a bad moon arisin'. I see, trouble on the way."
A staff member sends:
     "I hate you. :p"
December 06, 2009, 09:27:07 PM #12
Quote from: razorback on December 06, 2009, 08:44:19 PM
the really big man says:
"I see, a bad moon arisin'. I see, trouble on the way."

I'm sigging this one.
Quote from: brytta.leofa on August 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
A glossy, black-shelled mantis says, in insectoid-accented sirihish,
  "You haven't picked enough cotton, friend."
Choose thy fate:
December 06, 2009, 09:44:28 PM #13
The man sends you a telepathic message:
     "Don't panic, but I'm on fire."
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → b a
December 06, 2009, 09:47:16 PM #14

Leaning back against the wall, his tone of voice hopeless, the tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
     "I can't recall the taste of food...."
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
December 06, 2009, 09:51:17 PM #15 Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 09:55:46 PM by Olgaris
QuoteThe [edited by Olgaris] dwarf asks, in sirihish:
    "We're all on fire.. what the fuck we need torches for?"
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
December 06, 2009, 10:52:57 PM #16
QuoteA staff member sends:
     "You are likely dead."
EvilRoeSlade wrote:
QuoteYou find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.
You shout, in sirihish:
"I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"
QuoteA staff member sends:
     "You are likely dead."
December 06, 2009, 10:54:42 PM #17
The really young girl says, in sirihish:
"Goodness gracious, great balls o' fire."
A staff member sends:
     "I hate you. :p"
December 06, 2009, 10:59:02 PM #18
Squeezing some liquid into his mouth, the weathered, weather-worn male sips from his large, brown leather sack.


I know..kind of generic..but it made me giggle.
December 06, 2009, 11:07:18 PM #19
A few minutes later...
QuoteA staff member sends:
     "You're not dead, congratulations!"
EvilRoeSlade wrote:
QuoteYou find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.
You shout, in sirihish:
"I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"
QuoteA staff member sends:
     "You are likely dead."
December 06, 2009, 11:24:14 PM #20
Quote
A staff member sends:
     "Ok, you're causing trouble. So killing you now."

Quote
A staff member sends:
     "jk :)"
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.
December 06, 2009, 11:30:10 PM #21
Oops, someone already reported mine.

Too funny, these lines.
December 06, 2009, 11:34:22 PM #22
LOL!

"I said that out loud, did I not?"

Glorious.
"I am a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce."
- Jimmy James, the man so great they had to name him twice
December 07, 2009, 12:31:41 AM #23
To fantasy Writer, I was there when that person said it's a bird, dam me if I didn't want to say, 'it's a plane'
Malifaxis has UBER board skills
December 07, 2009, 12:32:18 AM #24
Quote from: ianmartin on December 07, 2009, 12:31:41 AM
To fantasy Writer, I was there when that person said it's a bird, dam me if I didn't want to say, 'it's a plane'
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