Best One-liners of the HRPT to date

[Kankfly]

Thanks, Akaramu.

You know, I still laugh over the halfling quote.

[Marauder Moe]

Hee hee!  Yeah, that's the most hilarious thing since the half-eaten baby wish.

[Bogre]

Whoever did that apprehensive smile emote deserves kudos. Lots of them.

I don't know how to direct it with just a say, but whoever that was, Kudos.

[creepyguy]

Hee hee!  Yeah, that's the most hilarious thing since the half-eaten baby wish.

Ha! I remember that, if it's the incident prob around '00 or '01 when a noble or merchant family member's baby item was set as edible and someone holding it accidentally typed eat.
Hilarious.

[Marauder Moe]

Sounds about right.  Slightly before my time, but I've heard the tale recounted several times on the GDB.

I should sift through my logs of other HRPTs that I've been through... the Gith War, the Copper War, and a few older, nameless HRPTs.

I recall one of my first ones, playing on my third character, I came to Meleth's Circle and saw a trio of templars discussing their battle plan or something.  In my relative noobishness I believe I did something like:

>think Three black robes?  Huh, interesting.

>emote bows to the templars.

>n

Since then I've learned that in a situation like that, the actual proper response is to shit your pants.

[X-D]

Eating baby objects dates from closer to around 1992.

I know of a certain blue-eyed infant....um, anyway, the first baby object was a loaf of bread with a new sdesc/ldesc/mdesc.

So the staffer was a bit lazy, so what, they had to build a house for a certain PC couple.

[Ath]

*hangs head* Petoch...

...of death?

Was that you?

It's been a few months and not IC sensitive so it's story time.  I'll make this short and sweet.

Some other Imm is throwing poop into the Gaj and I being still pretty new then thought I could do that.  So I get myself a rotten petoch fruit and it goes like this...

throw petoch victim west
You Aim.
The Poop throwing Imm sends... "Make sure you lower your strength."
You throw.
Victim crumbles.
Immcomm:  Ath:  Ooops.

Yeahhhhh....  I felt so horrible and thought I was going to get into so much trouble, but everyone was laughing about it.  Now I look back and laugh at it myself.  (Everything was taken care of after wards, so no worries there.)

[Dan]

*hangs head* Petoch...

...of death?

Was that you?

It's been a few months and not IC sensitive so it's story time.  I'll make this short and sweet.

Some other Imm is throwing poop into the Gaj and I being still pretty new then thought I could do that.  So I get myself a rotten petoch fruit and it goes like this...

throw petoch victim west
You Aim.
The Poop throwing Imm sends... "Make sure you lower your strength."
You throw.
Victim crumbles.
Immcomm:  Ath:  Ooops.

Yeahhhhh....  I felt so horrible and thought I was going to get into so much trouble, but everyone was laughing about it.  Now I look back and laugh at it myself.  (Everything was taken care of after wards, so no worries there.)

I lol'd.

[Armaddict]

Eating baby objects dates from closer to around 1992.

I know of a certain blue-eyed infant....um, anyway, the first baby object was a loaf of bread with a new sdesc/ldesc/mdesc.

So the staffer was a bit lazy, so what, they had to build a house for a certain PC couple.

...that was around 6 years later.

[Reiloth]

Eating baby objects dates from closer to around 1992.

I know of a certain blue-eyed infant....um, anyway, the first baby object was a loaf of bread with a new sdesc/ldesc/mdesc.

So the staffer was a bit lazy, so what, they had to build a house for a certain PC couple.

...that was around 6 years later.

X-D is the cutest griefer.