Best One-liners of the HRPT to date

[crackerjack]

The male wearing a thin sandcloth facewrap exclaims, in sirihish:
    "I's a very nice wagon, 'cept of course ITS ON FUCKING FIRE!"

That was one of the funniest lines I heard in-game yesterday and you beat me posting it on here.

What lead up to it was something like:

GMH Employee #1: GET OFF THE WAGON!

GMH Employee #2: What's wrong with the wagon?


Then the funny line above.

[FantasyWriter]

The male wearing a thin sandcloth facewrap exclaims, in sirihish:
     "I's a very nice wagon, 'cept of course ITS ON FUCKING FIRE!"

This made me want to cry when I heard about it. 

[Chettaman]

The so-and-so male wearing a facewrap says to you in sirihish:
"I will fuck you."

[zanthalandreams]

A large cluster of black tents on the sands shouts, in agonized bendune:

"AiiiiiiieeeeEEEEEEE!!!"

Cold, man.   Cold.

[Teal]

Technically after the HRPT (and more then one line):

You hear a man's voice shout from the north in sirihish:
     "I got it!  Fire out!"

You hear a man's voice shout from the north in sirihish:
     "Smothered it all with poop!"

I love imms.

[Xagon]

A street hawker shouts, in northern-accented sirihish:
     "Don't be the last to feel the satin warmth of Kadius' best!"

Suddenly, the ring of light FLARES to brilliance, extending tendrils of light off from all sides, each one contending with the ever-present bleak sky.

As the crimson ring in the sky continues to furiously battle back the surrounding darkness, one side of the ring begins to distend and bulge, while the other diminishes.

A street hawker yawns and lifts his arms above his head in a stretch.

I find it funny

[5 day lifespan]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

[Synthesis]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

Epic

[Nile]

After a daring escape from a city in the grip of peril.

'Suck it!'

[number13]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

Fucking epic.

[musashi]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

Fucking epic.

Fucking awesome 

[Zoltan]

psi Don't worry about me. I can never die.

*twenty minutes later*

*beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep!*

D'oh!

Lesson: You can always count on the imms for your comeuppance.

[Synthesis]

I'm surprised nobody pulled:

> sing You've got to fight fiiiiire with fiiiiire.

[Gunnerblaster]

I'm surprised nobody pulled:

> sing You've got to fight fiiiiire with fiiiiire.

Most people were too busy dying.

[Bogre]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

That
is
awesome.

[Stacy]

psi Don't worry about me. I can never die.

*twenty minutes later*

*beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep!*

D'oh!

Lesson: You can always count on the imms for your comeuppance.

 

[Xeran Van Houten]

The man says in sirihish, "This shit just got real."

[Thorg]

Doubtfully, the woman, woman-hareid young woman says, in sirihish:
     "That's no moon..."

I heard this same line in the south from a half-giant soldier. I felt ashamed that I hadn't said it first.

[Krath]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

I laughed for about 5 minutes...Seriously!

[Fredd]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

that....so....funny....

[satine]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

that....so....funny....

HAHAHA!

I laughed so hard other people came to see what was funny... and then they laughed too.

[Qzzrbl]

"Funny how it works.... Neva woulda thought a fire-shittin' mountain's all it'd take ta make 'Nak worse 'den 'dese alleys, aheh."

[zeia]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

LMAO >.< THat's fucking awesome! hahahahaha

[original]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

Quoted so many times, but this almost had me suffocate while laughing and deserved one more kudo!

[Akaramu]

Bumped for Kankfly.