Best One-liners of the HRPT to date

[Tzurahro]

These are a few from last night:

A street hawker shouts, in sirihish, "New! Kadian lamps and custom torches! Style for every evening!"

Shifting uneasily under his cloak, an aged human beggar exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Great Tektolnes, what weather!"

Watching the distant eerie orange glow as the large tavern crackles and sputters in flames, an aged human beggar says, in sirihish:
     "Hmm... Flame Cheese."

From the Imm-comm channel:

<edited>:  PETOCH THEM ALL!

[Bogre]

petoch them all,

hahaha

[Rogerthat]

Yeah, I remember that one Petoch.. It wasn't so nice to someone.

[Aaron Goulet]

Yeah, I remember that one Petoch.. It wasn't so nice to someone.

Remember that one time, with the exploding, flashpowder-stuffed petoch fruits at that crazy Fale party?  I think it was supposed to be a surprise joke, but those who lose appendages didn't find it so funny.

No wonder they closed Fale.

[morrigan]

Doubtfully, the woman, woman-hareid young woman says, in sirihish:
     "That's no moon..."

[Nyr]

Doubtfully, the woman, woman-hareid young woman says, in sirihish:
     "That's no moon..."

+3 karma

[bardbard#4]

The tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
     "It's like...a....New Moon."

[FuSoYa]

The tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
     "It's like...a....New Moon."

That joke is being made all over the Known I think.

Brandon

[Olgaris]

Rabble rabble rabble!

[Xeran Van Houten]

Shaking his head in disbelief, the half-giant soldier says, in sirihish:
     "...that's no moon."


heh... some people are repeating things...

[FantasyWriter]

Well... it doesn't get much better than that.

Someone did say somewhere....

"It's a bird...."

But I had nothing good to follow it up with.

[razorback]

the really big man says:
"I see, a bad moon arisin'. I see, trouble on the way."

[deviant storm]

the really big man says:
"I see, a bad moon arisin'. I see, trouble on the way."

I'm sigging this one.

[Wasteland Raider]

The man sends you a telepathic message:
     "Don't panic, but I'm on fire."

[FantasyWriter]

Leaning back against the wall, his tone of voice hopeless, the tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
     "I can't recall the taste of food...."

[bardbard#4]

The [edited by Olgaris] dwarf asks, in sirihish:
    "We're all on fire.. what the fuck we need torches for?"

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

A staff member sends:
     "You are likely dead."

[razorback]

The really young girl says, in sirihish:
"Goodness gracious, great balls o' fire."

[morrigan]

Squeezing some liquid into his mouth, the weathered, weather-worn male sips from his large, brown leather sack.


I know..kind of generic..but it made me giggle.

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

A few minutes later...

A staff member sends:
     "You're not dead, congratulations!"

[jcljules]

A staff member sends:
     "Ok, you're causing trouble. So killing you now."

A staff member sends:
     "jk "

[hyzhenhok]

Oops, someone already reported mine.

Too funny, these lines.

[Marshmellow]

LOL!

"I said that out loud, did I not?"

Glorious.

[ianmartin]

To fantasy Writer, I was there when that person said it's a bird, dam me if I didn't want to say, 'it's a plane'

[Vessol]

To fantasy Writer, I was there when that person said it's a bird, dam me if I didn't want to say, 'it's a plane'

[Dan]

say (staring incredulously at a hole clear through his shoulder, a wisp of smoke rising from the exit wound in his back) Tha' is -nah- supposed'ta be there.

[FantasyWriter]

To fantasy Writer, I was there when that person said it's a bird, dam me if I didn't want to say, 'it's a plane'

Should have said:

It's a bird!
It's a whirran!
No! It's a turd moon!!!

[Adieren]

Grumbling, blahblah says, "Half giants are fat."

[Manhattan]

As all hell broke loose..
the dude says, in sirihish, "I need more spice."

[hyzhenhok]

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

Got some odd looks here in the computer lab.

[The7DeadlyVenomz]

Hahaha.

[Malken]

"drop ring" atop a certain location.

'nuff said.

[FantasyWriter]

"drop ring" atop a certain location.

'nuff said.

Had I seen this, I would have paid staff to give a karma.

[brytta.leofa]

The person exclaims, in sirihish,
  "what happen!"
> shout Someone set us up the bomb!

[Reiloth]

The person exclaims, in sirihish,
  "what happen!"
> shout Someone set us up the bomb!

+1

[Vessol]

His eyes still lingering on the lava oozing down the volcano towards Allanak, blahblah says, in sirihish:
     "Er..not good."

[Marauder Moe]

Me, out-loud, IRL: "Really, Olgaris?  Really?"

[Gunnerblaster]

Me, out-loud, IRL: "Really, Olgaris?  Really?"

[Kassindra]

You hear a person's voice shout from the west in sirihish:
     "ffffufFFFUuucccckk..."

[Adhira]

Me, out-loud, IRL: "Really, Olgaris?  Really?"

Poor guy, it really wasn't even him. We gave another wordsmith the permission to run that little show.

[jcljules]

Adhira, I miss the new poop moon. We only had it such a little while. I want it back. 

[Ath]

*hangs head* Petoch...

[palomar]

Adhira, I miss the new poop moon. We only had it such a little while. I want it back. 

Short and stormy relationships are the best... Or how was it?

[Dan]

*hangs head* Petoch...

...of death?

Was that you?

[Shabago]

Via Immchan:

"They should probably move befo-...Yep. Casualty."

[Tzurahro]

A large cluster of black tents on the sands shouts, in agonized bendune:

"AiiiiiiieeeeEEEEEEE!!!"

[AmandaGreathouse]

A large cluster of black tents on the sands shouts, in agonized bendune:

"AiiiiiiieeeeEEEEEEE!!!"

This makes me both sad and intrigued. :|

[Bogre]

The male wearing a thin sandcloth facewrap exclaims, in sirihish:
     "I's a very nice wagon, 'cept of course ITS ON FUCKING FIRE!"

[SykotikGith]

The male wearing a thin sandcloth facewrap exclaims, in sirihish:
     "I's a very nice wagon, 'cept of course ITS ON FUCKING FIRE!"

That was an epic scene! I about fell out of my chair!

[Vessol]

I was waiting for a templar on a certain eastern gate to say "You! Shall not! Pass!"

[crackerjack]

The male wearing a thin sandcloth facewrap exclaims, in sirihish:
    "I's a very nice wagon, 'cept of course ITS ON FUCKING FIRE!"

That was one of the funniest lines I heard in-game yesterday and you beat me posting it on here.

What lead up to it was something like:

GMH Employee #1: GET OFF THE WAGON!

GMH Employee #2: What's wrong with the wagon?


Then the funny line above.

[FantasyWriter]

The male wearing a thin sandcloth facewrap exclaims, in sirihish:
     "I's a very nice wagon, 'cept of course ITS ON FUCKING FIRE!"

This made me want to cry when I heard about it. 

[Chettaman]

The so-and-so male wearing a facewrap says to you in sirihish:
"I will fuck you."

[zanthalandreams]

A large cluster of black tents on the sands shouts, in agonized bendune:

"AiiiiiiieeeeEEEEEEE!!!"

Cold, man.   Cold.

[Teal]

Technically after the HRPT (and more then one line):

You hear a man's voice shout from the north in sirihish:
     "I got it!  Fire out!"

You hear a man's voice shout from the north in sirihish:
     "Smothered it all with poop!"

I love imms.

[Xagon]

A street hawker shouts, in northern-accented sirihish:
     "Don't be the last to feel the satin warmth of Kadius' best!"

Suddenly, the ring of light FLARES to brilliance, extending tendrils of light off from all sides, each one contending with the ever-present bleak sky.

As the crimson ring in the sky continues to furiously battle back the surrounding darkness, one side of the ring begins to distend and bulge, while the other diminishes.

A street hawker yawns and lifts his arms above his head in a stretch.

I find it funny

[5 day lifespan]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

[Synthesis]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

Epic

[Nile]

After a daring escape from a city in the grip of peril.

'Suck it!'

[number13]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

Fucking epic.

[musashi]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

Fucking epic.

Fucking awesome 

[Zoltan]

psi Don't worry about me. I can never die.

*twenty minutes later*

*beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep!*

D'oh!

Lesson: You can always count on the imms for your comeuppance.

[Synthesis]

I'm surprised nobody pulled:

> sing You've got to fight fiiiiire with fiiiiire.

[Gunnerblaster]

I'm surprised nobody pulled:

> sing You've got to fight fiiiiire with fiiiiire.

Most people were too busy dying.

[Bogre]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

That
is
awesome.

[Stacy]

psi Don't worry about me. I can never die.

*twenty minutes later*

*beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep!*

D'oh!

Lesson: You can always count on the imms for your comeuppance.

 

[Xeran Van Houten]

The man says in sirihish, "This shit just got real."

[Thorg]

Doubtfully, the woman, woman-hareid young woman says, in sirihish:
     "That's no moon..."

I heard this same line in the south from a half-giant soldier. I felt ashamed that I hadn't said it first.

[Krath]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

I laughed for about 5 minutes...Seriously!

[Fredd]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

that....so....funny....

[satine]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

that....so....funny....

HAHAHA!

I laughed so hard other people came to see what was funny... and then they laughed too.

[Qzzrbl]

"Funny how it works.... Neva woulda thought a fire-shittin' mountain's all it'd take ta make 'Nak worse 'den 'dese alleys, aheh."

[zeia]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

LMAO >.< THat's fucking awesome! hahahahaha

[original]

>A halfling with yellow facepaint enters from the west.
>A halfling with yellow facepaint says in an unfamiliar tongue, panicked and screaming, running past: "Aiy! Gha ulghla xhy untara!"
>A halfling with yellow facepaint runs east.
>You think: what the fuck?
>Turning with an apprehensive smile to the ----------- man, you say in sirihish, "What the fuck does gha ulghla xhy untara mean?"
>A wall of water enters from the west.

Quoted so many times, but this almost had me suffocate while laughing and deserved one more kudo!

[Akaramu]

Bumped for Kankfly.

[Kankfly]

Thanks, Akaramu.

You know, I still laugh over the halfling quote.

[Marauder Moe]

Hee hee!  Yeah, that's the most hilarious thing since the half-eaten baby wish.

[Bogre]

Whoever did that apprehensive smile emote deserves kudos. Lots of them.

I don't know how to direct it with just a say, but whoever that was, Kudos.

[creepyguy]

Hee hee!  Yeah, that's the most hilarious thing since the half-eaten baby wish.

Ha! I remember that, if it's the incident prob around '00 or '01 when a noble or merchant family member's baby item was set as edible and someone holding it accidentally typed eat.
Hilarious.

[Marauder Moe]

Sounds about right.  Slightly before my time, but I've heard the tale recounted several times on the GDB.

I should sift through my logs of other HRPTs that I've been through... the Gith War, the Copper War, and a few older, nameless HRPTs.

I recall one of my first ones, playing on my third character, I came to Meleth's Circle and saw a trio of templars discussing their battle plan or something.  In my relative noobishness I believe I did something like:

>think Three black robes?  Huh, interesting.

>emote bows to the templars.

>n

Since then I've learned that in a situation like that, the actual proper response is to shit your pants.

[X-D]

Eating baby objects dates from closer to around 1992.

I know of a certain blue-eyed infant....um, anyway, the first baby object was a loaf of bread with a new sdesc/ldesc/mdesc.

So the staffer was a bit lazy, so what, they had to build a house for a certain PC couple.

[Ath]

*hangs head* Petoch...

...of death?

Was that you?

It's been a few months and not IC sensitive so it's story time.  I'll make this short and sweet.

Some other Imm is throwing poop into the Gaj and I being still pretty new then thought I could do that.  So I get myself a rotten petoch fruit and it goes like this...

throw petoch victim west
You Aim.
The Poop throwing Imm sends... "Make sure you lower your strength."
You throw.
Victim crumbles.
Immcomm:  Ath:  Ooops.

Yeahhhhh....  I felt so horrible and thought I was going to get into so much trouble, but everyone was laughing about it.  Now I look back and laugh at it myself.  (Everything was taken care of after wards, so no worries there.)

[Dan]

*hangs head* Petoch...

...of death?

Was that you?

It's been a few months and not IC sensitive so it's story time.  I'll make this short and sweet.

Some other Imm is throwing poop into the Gaj and I being still pretty new then thought I could do that.  So I get myself a rotten petoch fruit and it goes like this...

throw petoch victim west
You Aim.
The Poop throwing Imm sends... "Make sure you lower your strength."
You throw.
Victim crumbles.
Immcomm:  Ath:  Ooops.

Yeahhhhh....  I felt so horrible and thought I was going to get into so much trouble, but everyone was laughing about it.  Now I look back and laugh at it myself.  (Everything was taken care of after wards, so no worries there.)

I lol'd.

[Armaddict]

Eating baby objects dates from closer to around 1992.

I know of a certain blue-eyed infant....um, anyway, the first baby object was a loaf of bread with a new sdesc/ldesc/mdesc.

So the staffer was a bit lazy, so what, they had to build a house for a certain PC couple.

...that was around 6 years later.

[Reiloth]

Eating baby objects dates from closer to around 1992.

I know of a certain blue-eyed infant....um, anyway, the first baby object was a loaf of bread with a new sdesc/ldesc/mdesc.

So the staffer was a bit lazy, so what, they had to build a house for a certain PC couple.

...that was around 6 years later.

X-D is the cutest griefer.