I sincerely hope this thread doesn't get shut down for being IC, but come on... How much IC information can be received from a sentence or two?
I was wondering if any memorable lines, recent in your Arm career or not, stick with you. You don't need to give any information other than the one line, and the wording doesn't need to be exact. We can speculate as to the scene and backstory and such. These can be funny, scary, or just cool. I'll get the ball rolling with this...
The picked-on elf says, in sirihish:
"Come on, it's not possible. How could I have -censored- while -censored- in time to -censored-?"
Snorting, the racist meanie says, in sirihish:
"You're a damn skinny, that's how."
A few of my favorites:
As a human:
You say in allundean:
"<doesn't really matter>"
The elf in the tent says in allundean:
"You speak Allundean, that's pretty rare, for a human"
The other human in the tent says in allundean:
"Not as rare as you'd think..."
The elf in the tent leaves the tent.
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A friend of mine who gained an accent because he typoed the word "boots" once
The legless man shouts in sirihish:
"Want Bots?"
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And I can never forget my favorite time in jail.
A bit of background (this was a while ago with a character of no importance). He was a pickpocket, however, he honestly believed that he was the worlds best pickpocket. So when he wound up in jail, it -couldn't- have been for stealing, it must have been something else (at least in his head). Well the templar was about to kill him for lying, when he finally makes one final declaration:
You shout, in sirihish:
"I AM ZE GREATEST THIEF IN ZE WORLD!"
The room fell silent for a bit, then the templar and the militiaman both burst into laughter.
A few Bynners on Abid:
Wondering aloud, <Bynner 1> asks, in sirihish:
"How could I get the smell out of my pants?"
<Several other Bynners in the room snicker>
<Bynner 2> says, in sirihish:
"need soap, but it costs a lot I think"
<Bynner 2> says, in sirihish:
"course, it might help if you'd wipe better"
<Bynners burst out laughing>
One of my favorites..
You send a message to the <censored>:
"Kill the elf"
Elf gets killed
You send a message to the <censored>:
"No the other one."
A foreign presence contacts your mind
The <censored> sends to you:
"You gotta be fucking kidding me"
-Moe the Schmoe
:evil: :twisted:
Tugging at his crotch, the amiable, well-hung dwarf says, in sirihish:
"Let's go find us some whores. And quick."
That was probably the pinnacle of my Arm life, up to that point.
The <young woman> says "....and then he showed me what sex is."
:shock:
A certain mercenary says, "... and if this is your first time as a <fill in the name of unit with the same name of a dinosaur> you have to fight."
You know who you are. You rule beyond words, but you deserve a groan for ripping off that line. I was laughing so hard I was almost in tears.
Heh, a certain immortal switching into an npc, killing someone causing trouble, and saying this before I left:
Grinning at you, the dangerous-looking elf says, in allundean:
"Heh, I fixed -his- wagon."
That rocked.
You think:
"This is crazy, this is absolutely nuts. Insanity!"
You think:
".. but really, did I expect anything less?"
Not the best, but all the great ones are too IC to post. Bah.
Ha, just remembered one.
I was on a patrol with a group of military like folks. We had just gotten our asses kicked in an ambush and lost a very skillful member of our unit. We fought of the attack and finally got a chance to rest.
A certain soldier says, "Well, at least it can't get any worse."
Another soldier says, "Don't say that or it will!"
A certain soldier says, "Stop being so damned superstitious, it isn't going to get any worse." (or something like that)
Less then 10 seconds later a volley of projectiles rains down, killing the first guy who spoke and poisoning another guy. I was laughing to the point of crying while trying to stay alive.
This was a -long- time ago. Maybe it was only funny in context.
Glancing over at you, the lean, pale-eyed Allanaki soldier says to <mercenary guy> in sirihish:
"I don't think I ever caught Captain Insulting's name over there."
Nodding slowly, the super buffed up dwarf asks you, in southern-accented sirihish:
"Aye, wehts it to yeh?"
A growl slipping into her voice, you say to the super buffed up dwarf, in sirihish:
"You're a fekking sellsword, that's what. Sell your own mother for 'sid I bet, if she's even still alive."
The super buffed up dwarf narrows his lone gaze, sliding down off of a yellow kank.
The super buffed up dwarf swings his legs to the side and dismounts.
The innocent bystander raises an eyebrow at you.
Unlatching another blade, the super buffed up dwarf asks you, in southern-accented sirihish:
"Yeh wanna seh tha again?"
First character, such fond memories of getting in trouble WAY over her head.
The buff sergeant man shouts, in sirihish:
"mul on board"
'nuff said.
You exclaim, in sirihish, 'You shall never hump the Chosen Lord's leg again, you filthy mongrel!'
The following is something that actually did happen in the game, I kid you not.
An key holding NPC I had never seen before was following some type of scripting program. It had gone outside the walls of Allanak, and was trying to climb them.
Unusual militia guy goes out to see what it was doing, and I follow a few minutes later to find the corpse of an unusual militia guy. So I go to the gate guards, wish up, and basically say the key holding NPC has killed one of your guys.
NPC gate guard gets animated, and we go out to the key holding NPC, and the three or four militia guys and I attack. The key holding NPC nearly kills a half-giant gate guard by the time we killed him, with all of us hacking on him (yeah four of us, and my character at the time was a very skilled warrior).
So we kill him, corpse tumbles to the ground, death cry and all that, and then....
The key holding NPC stands up slowly.
The key holding NPC says in sirihish:
"There can be only one!"
Aggro was still there, and the key holding NPC always got up at almost dead, we killed that NPC like 5 times in 25 seconds until the imm purged him...every time he got up and said that...as I was frantically spamming "behead corpse".
True story.
Not so long ago... here's the set up, my char is militia and gets this...
The old-ass, at least fifty day warrior sends you a telepathic message:
"Help! Ah need a kank outside the west gates! Skinnies! Defilers!"
Bonzai! To the rescue!
You ask the old-ass, at least fifty day warrior, in sirihish:
"What the fuck is going on??"
Hurriedly, you ask the dude you called to help out, in sirihish:
"Can you run and get a couple more mounts?"
Emitting a soft giggle as he reaches for a grey kank's reins, the old-ass, at least fifty day warrior exclaims to you, in sirihish:
"Tribal elves and defilers! Gypsy whores!"
He then proceeded to try and kill me, after I gave him a kank too!
Clueless me, I didn't get the giggling until later, when I'm wondering wtf was going on.
Whoever you are, that rocked.
Here's a recent one:
The glistening face of his <something weapon> slamming into the remains of the <something> man again and again, you exclaim, in sirihish:
"I'm not a murderer!"
:shock:
I'll have to paraphrase here:
An inexperienced hunter says to me, "I really enjoy hunting, it gets the blood flowing."
We both ponder that statement a few moments then he laughs and says that he hopes it's not his.
To protect the innocents, I'm posting as a guest.
This one made me laugh and laugh.
At your table, the something, something man says in sirihish, his eyes examining the something, something girl:
"No, that won't be necessary, Name... what happened to your parents?"
At your table, the something, something girl says in sirihish, in a guarded, raspy voice:
"Who says they got happened with?"
Kudos to the player!
Name the movie I got this line for my character.
I was a half-elf ranger, going along the North Road...ran into an elf...
the elf says to you, in sirihish:
skfjg lkdfjgkjdflk lkdjfgkljdfgkjdg (he wasn't very good at sirihish.)
you say to the elf, in allundean:
What...? Do you speak allundean?
the elf says to you, in sirihish:
kljdfkj lkjdgkldfgh jhdfgjkhdfg
you say to the elf, in allundean:
Allundean, motherfucker, do you SPEAK it?!
good stuff.
Pulp Fiction. Best. Movie. Ever.
Here's one of my favourites:
The short, blocky-moustached man says in sirihish:
"I need to find mein kank, Panzer. He is mein Panzerkank!"
Wow, that was something.
Quote from: "Kronibas"The buff sergeant man shouts, in sirihish:
"mul on board"
Bwahahaha. That was priceless.
Not quite a one liner, since it wasn't out loud... but, after a particularly stunning statement made to my character:
You think:
".....................................?"
*Pelvic thrust*
I think it's been long enough. Any new additions?
:P
Epic bump my friend.
Lol, this deserves the epic bump.
I laughed to tears from a certain incident a few months ago. Can't quote it without permission from imms, since they were obviously very pissed off by it :P
"You shouldn't try to get anyone to drink shit from a mug at the Gaj, let alone a -soldier- of -His Arm-. That's a pretty easy way to get a murderous fucker like me to start hunting you down."
*After a lengthy sparring match*
"So y'say y'want me ta teach ya how ta fight an' survive, aye?"
*Other person nods*
"Rule numba one.... If you's a skinny who's done pissed a few people off, don't -eva- let anyone put ya in th' position ya's in righ' now."
*Snaps fingers*
*Hidden compadre backstabs and kills other person*
"Somethin' bad migh' happen...."
"Sometimes you just gotta roll the hard six"
:'(
A few of my favorites from awhile back:
Mul Raider Humor
The burly mul says, in sirihish:
"That fucker was harder to get ahold of than the back end of a greased up gurth...."
His eyes widening slightly, the burly mul says, in sirihish:
"...not that I...ever...uh..."
Cursing himself as he stomps away from the fire, the burly mul says, in sirihish:
"...ah fuck."
Byn Fun
Slowly lowering himself over the ledge of the Shield Wall, the sand-blasted mul says, in sirihish:
"Wish me luck."
The colossal half-giant smiles and gives the sand-blasted mul a big thumbs up.
The sand-blasted mul tries to move north, but slips.
Mistaken Identity
*A friend was sitting by a wagon, reading in RL, when his PC got attacked.*
The cloudy-eyed man says, in sirhish:
"Hey, what are you doing!?"
The war-braided, raven haired youth says, in sirihish:
"I'm taking your wagon."
The cloudy-eyed man says, in sirihish:
"It's not my wagon!"
*BEEP!*
One of my favorites from the last time I posted in this.
I've never been caught, but the day I am, will be my last.
He was caught that same day and never seen again.
The (insert sdesc of HG here) asks (insert random female's sdesc here), in sirihish:
"Wanna be a ho?"
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[in a bugged room with 51 buzzard corpses]
an ashy-haired psycho says, in Sirihish: "I got this."
an ashy-haired psycho brandishes a shitty sword
an ashy-haired psycho leaps into the pile of dead birds swinging, gore and feathers going everywhere.
the ashy-haired psycho skins 51 buzzards in rapid succession without a further emote, producing the most epic page-spam in existence. I will never forget this and the others involved won't I'm sure.
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Someone flying for the first time.
"ALPHA DELTA NINER, DO A BARREL ROLL!"
The bitchy vivaduan says, in sirihish:
"We can't fix stupid."
Quote from: Majikal on March 24, 2009, 02:50:36 PM
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[in a bugged room with 51 buzzard corpses]
an ashy-haired psycho says, in Sirihish: "I got this."
an ashy-haired psycho brandishes a shitty sword
an ashy-haired psycho leaps into the pile of dead birds swinging, gore and feathers going everywhere.
the ashy-haired psycho skins 51 buzzards in rapid succession without a further emote, producing the most epic page-spam in existence. I will never forget this and the others involved won't I'm sure.
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I Laughed so hard, i wept!
To a lirathan:
"You have beautiful eyes...
... And by eyes, I meant breasts."
(P.S: Don't ever do this kids, this is done by pros and in a safe environment)
Quote from: Majikal on March 24, 2009, 02:50:36 PM
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[in a bugged room with 51 buzzard corpses]
an ashy-haired psycho says, in Sirihish: "I got this."
an ashy-haired psycho brandishes a shitty sword
an ashy-haired psycho leaps into the pile of dead birds swinging, gore and feathers going everywhere.
the ashy-haired psycho skins 51 buzzards in rapid succession without a further emote, producing the most epic page-spam in existence. I will never forget this and the others involved won't I'm sure.
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That cracks me up.
For my most memorable one liners by someone else:
The templar in a blue silk hood looks over the group at the altar.
The templar in a blue silk hood says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Kill them all."
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A favorite personal one of mine:
*After getting chewed out for stealing shit from Winrothol with my pickpocket*
You shake your head, walking angrily past the Tenneshi sergeant.
The Tenneshi sergeant says, turning to face you and shaking a fist,
"And what's more, Fej, you're -bad- at it! You're not even a good thief!"
You turn back towards the sergeant, lifting up a very expensive mask that had been in the sergeant's pack just seconds before.
You say, with a gleam in your green eyes,
"Am I?"
Recently refered to myself as the "erdlu whisperer".
Quote from: Tallulah on March 24, 2009, 03:52:12 PM
The bitchy vivaduan says, in sirihish:
"We can't fix stupid."
:D :D :D
The one liner is not mine. It belongs to Iota who is awesome.
A Salarr employee is invited into her boss' office to help "clean up."
Unknowingly, she walks in on the aftermath of a gristly quadruple-murder. Her gore-splattered boss sits on the floor, numbly puffing on a tube of Thodeliv. Laid out on the office floor are the bodies of four children, their heads smashed in. The ldescs of many of the room's objects have been changed to reflect just how much splatter took place.
Employee's verdict on the situation?
"... Boss, I think we're gonna need like.... a towel."
Fathi.
Post the one about... 'lessons on driving an argosy'.
Pwease.
I can't do it justice.
Brandon
Quote from: Bogre on March 24, 2009, 06:50:48 PM
The templar in a blue silk hood looks over the group at the altar.
The templar in a blue silk hood says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Kill them all."
Ha, I died there.
P.S. Accents hadn't been implemented yet, duh!
Quote from: Fathi on March 24, 2009, 10:36:36 PM
The one liner is not mine. It belongs to Iota who is awesome.
A Salarr employee is invited into her boss' office to help "clean up."
Unknowingly, she walks in on the aftermath of a gristly quadruple-murder. Her gore-splattered boss sits on the floor, numbly puffing on a tube of Thodeliv. Laid out on the office floor are the bodies of four children, their heads smashed in. The ldescs of many of the room's objects have been changed to reflect just how much splatter took place.
Employee's verdict on the situation?
"... Boss, I think we're gonna need like.... a towel."
A little girl says to her boss in adorable-accented sirihish:
"Hey boss, I got a present for you!"
A boss says, apprehensively, in sirihish:
"Uh..."
A little girl points to a cage full of half-dead children, grinning mischievously.
The slender, scary-looking templar shouts, in sirihish: "CITIZEN!"
The average-looking nobody poops.
Quote from: Synthesis on March 25, 2009, 12:09:51 AM
Quote from: Bogre on March 24, 2009, 06:50:48 PM
The templar in a blue silk hood looks over the group at the altar.
The templar in a blue silk hood says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Kill them all."
Ha, I died there.
P.S. Accents hadn't been implemented yet, duh!
Which one were you?
And do you have a log?
The bearded asshole says, out of character:
"Good god, I feel like I should ask for a fade."
The spastic, insane woman says, out of character:
"You can't even HEAR HIS DIALOGUE."
The bearded asshole says, out of character:
"Shit, the emotes are enough."
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At the conclusion of the matter referenced above:
Idly, the bearded asshole says to the ashy-man, in southern-accented sirihish:
"You're fucking depraved."
Performing a perfunctory fist pump, the ashy man shouts, in sirihish:
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAR SALAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!"
Lifting his head, the black dwarf exclaims, in sirihish:
"YAAAAAAAARRRR!"
Balling a fist, hollering loudly, the spastic, insane woman shouts in sirihish:
"YARRRRRR!"
Half-heartedly, the bearded asshole says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"Yar."
Quote from: Bogre on March 25, 2009, 12:49:42 AM
Quote from: Synthesis on March 25, 2009, 12:09:51 AM
Quote from: Bogre on March 24, 2009, 06:50:48 PM
The templar in a blue silk hood looks over the group at the altar.
The templar in a blue silk hood says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Kill them all."
Ha, I died there.
P.S. Accents hadn't been implemented yet, duh!
Which one were you?
And do you have a log?
No log. I was the dwarf that got one-shot KO'ed by one of the templars after backstabbing his cat-girl aide. Ironically, I was (one of) the one(s) who ratted you all out.
*points to the signature below*
Most epic rp ever.
Quote from: Me on March 25, 2009, 01:18:22 AM
*points to the signature below*
Most epic rp ever.
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
This thread delivers.
Names, sdescs, races, and clans changed to protect privacy:
The skinny, female breed looks at the dark-skinned man's possessions. (or whatever that failed peek echo was)
Glaring at the skinny, female breed, the dark-skinned man brandishes his axe.
Blushing, the skinny, female breed says to the dark-skinned man, in sirihish:
"Hey, sorry! I was just trying to see what was in your pants."
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*After a sparring accident between two Byn Runners*
The beefy sergeant says to the powerfully-built man, in sirihish:
"Bring that Runner here."
Sharpening his blade, the beefy sergeant says to the powerfully-built man, in sirihish:
"I need to have a talk with him."
The powerfully-built man nods grimly to the beefy sergeant.
The powerfully-built man walks south.
(a few minutes later)
The powerfully-built man walks in from the south.
The powerfully-built man drops the body of a tall, black-haired man.
Raising an eyebrow, the beefy sergeant looks at the body of a tall, black-haired man.
Frowning at him, the beefy sergeant exclaims to the powerfully built man:
"Not that Runner!"
Quote from: Synthesis on March 25, 2009, 01:03:24 AM
Ha, I died there.
No log. I was the dwarf that got one-shot KO'ed by one of the templars after backstabbing his cat-girl aide. Ironically, I was (one of) the one(s) who ratted you all out.
Hah, you almost got me killed before that HRPT if you were who I think you were. I think we were looking for a dwarf to kill so I could pass the head off to Salarr for something else and you suggested where we might find one in the alleys. Went there and I got sapped, knocked out and beat down to -9hp before getting hauled out of the fight. Fun HRPT though - still can't believe I didn't get into more trouble over killing a Red Robe and the other stuff.
[after my dwarven character was asking for money]
As he splits his coins in half, putting the other portion on the floor, the wildly maned, weathered man says, in northern-accented sirihish:
"Meaningless things, pointless when you stand before Her after death."
The wildly maned, weathered man drops many coins.
You say to the wildly maned, weathered man, in sirihish:
"Maybe, but I've got things to do before that time comes for me."
After sparring my PC really wanted to get to the tailor before sundown
Random pc say "Hey are you Okay you're bleeding?"
My pc says " I ain't got time to bleed."
(http://pds2.egloos.com/pds/1/200602/05/17/c0054317_1215534.jpg)
I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED.
Not mine, but a far more memorable player's:
"That's how you kill a northern templar, lads. String up the body."
Quote from: Zoan on March 25, 2009, 03:50:05 PM
(http://pds2.egloos.com/pds/1/200602/05/17/c0054317_1215534.jpg)
I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED.
Fail.
(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii135/Sophophile/JesseVentura.png)
Jesse Ventura said that too? Why yes Synth, I do indeed fail. :(
The Body > Yarrick.
Quote from: Zoan on March 25, 2009, 04:02:32 PM
Jesse Ventura said that too? Why yes Synth, I do indeed fail. :(
The Body > Yarrick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_Z3ky5lwE&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usd4z9rxbys&NR=1
I once played a dwarf who got dragged into Byn. Right before I was forced to make a sparring match with the sergeant (my character disliked physical pain), the horn rang.
The fluffy, chirpy dwarf says in Sirihish, voice cheerful:
"Saved by the horn!"
Smiling wryly, the pasty, wild-haired man asks in rinthi accented sirihish:
"Just making conversation. Ever tried it before?"
Someone mutters an incantation.
Dunes stretch out far to the north, south, east, and west, with no end in sight.
Hopping around in each direction, his mouth agape in shock, the pasty, wild-haired man exclaims in rinthi accented sirihish:
"Hey, where'd the Gaj go!?"
The pasty, wild-haired man walks south.
You try to climb but slip.
Grunting as his hands scrabble feebly at the rocks of the cliff, the pasty, wild-haired man says in rinthi accented sirihish:
"Must be closed."
May aswell have roleplayed him going mad, looking for the Gaj in the sands. Had no idea how to get back, lol.
As her head explodes into a fiery pillar of flames while rising a few cords up from the ground, [censored] shouts in sirihish:
"Flame on!"
A couple that touched some Salarri's near and dear:
Where's my pants!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaar!
At your table, the BLANK says in sirihish:
"Anyone happen to know a sickly woman that happened to be insane?"
At your table, the BLANK says in sirihish, pursing his lips to the side:
"You just described half of the females in the known world."
From an old log in Luir's:
The southerner man exclaims to the northerner man, in sirihish:
"The Highlord Tektolnes is the only true Highlord!"
The northerner man exclaims to the southerner man, in sirihish:
"Prove it!"
The southerner man reaches out and tickles the northerner man.
The northerner man emits a wan chuckle as he is caught off guard, then pushes the southerner man off.
The northerner man exclaims to the southerner man, in sirihish:
"What the feck was that?"
The southerner man exclaims to the northerner man, in sirihish:
"That was the mighty Tek-Tickle! One laugh and you will love your Lord."
[silence]
Yes, hot off the presses:
The threatened man says:
"He told me if I [did something unmentionable] he'd drop a flaming building on my head!"
Shaking his head, speaking with disarming seriousness you say:
"Nonsense. He's far too short."
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And who could forget the classic.
A member of the templar's entourage says, in sirihish:
"SCORE!!"
A member of the templar's entourage says, oocly:
"Sorry, wrong window. "
The mighty Tektolnes says, in Highlord-accented sirihish,
can a mutha get a mimosa in this bitch?"
The man says, in sirihish:
"Where the darn-diddly is So and So...
As they trudge through the desert among a motley crew of mutant 'Rinthers, the odd-eyed breed says to you, in rinth-accented sirihish:
"What a freak show, eh?"
As the shit hits the fan, the templar exclaims, in sirihish:
"Fuck you [other templar]!"
[picturing that whole scene always makes me smile a little]
The plump man says, in sirihish:
"Magickal obelisks and runes are a sign, a sign to stay the fuck away."
And just for the meta-irony of it all...
Discussing sex, the grizzled man says, in sirihish:
"I don't think I'd really be into role-play."
Quote from: Zoltan on April 02, 2009, 05:47:09 PM
Discussing sex, the grizzled man says, in sirihish:
"I don't think I'd really be into role-play."
Hahaha. This one make me crack up IRL. :D
Quote from: Winterless on April 01, 2009, 11:08:20 AM
The mighty Tektolnes says, in Highlord-accented sirihish,
can a mutha get a mimosa in this bitch?"
That, or...
"Objective: branch"
...was the best part of the entire log.
Quote from: Mood on April 03, 2009, 12:44:35 PM
Quote from: Winterless on April 01, 2009, 11:08:20 AM
The mighty Tektolnes says, in Highlord-accented sirihish,
can a mutha get a mimosa in this bitch?"
That, or...
"Objective: branch"
...was the best part of the entire log.
My favorite was when he dropped link during that one guy's monologue. Or when he mischan'd the spell words.
The crate containing the [] woman thrashes and shudders violently as she fairly obviously throws a tantrum inside it.
>read board 43
You hear everyone and anyone talking about how noble woman McGee has died and anyone who says otherwise is either stupid or a liar!
>look
A bar
there's stuff in this bar
noble woman McGee is sitting at a table here
>think Rumors of her death have been greatly exaggerated.
You are now speaking the purple woman.
The obviously bugged NPC rises up from the ground.
The obviously bugged NPC says, "There can be only one!"
The soldiers again kill the obviously bugged NPC.
The obviously bugged NPC rises up from the ground.
The obviously bugged NPC says, "There can be only one!"
The soldiers again kill...
And six or seven more times of this.
Lol, Twilight, you said that 6 years ago. It was a good one, though.
The merchant exclaims, in sirihish:
"I could sell ice to the Eskimos!"
The merchant man says, OOC:
"Oh, wait, lmao. I mean sand to the d-elves."
A [X] argosy doesn't move, but it rumbles and shakes anyway.
someone sends you the telepathic message:
"Hrum hrum hrum hrum."
someone sends you the telepathic message:
"That's the sound of a mindworm eating your brainz."
LOL.
<3 the mindworm one. Hahahahahaha.
You send a telepathic message to the <xyz woman>:
"*His mental contact withdrawing from your mind* Jubaal out!"
Setup: Following two game crashes one after the other.
Sagely, you say, in allundean:
"Yah ever feel like.. tha whole world just quits existing for a moment er two.."
With a sage nod of her own, someone says to you, in allundean:
"Kah...twice this week."
The <sdesc> demon sends you a telepathic message:
"Do not meddle in affairs you do not understand, mortal."
Quote from: Majikal on May 24, 2009, 01:14:30 PM
Setup: Following two game crashes one after the other.
Sagely, you say, in allundean:
"Yah ever feel like.. tha whole world just quits existing for a moment er two.."
With a sage nod of her own, someone says to you, in allundean:
"Kah...twice this week."
You totally stole that line off me. ;)
*Names, descs, and situations removed to protect the innocent.... and the not so innocent*
The cool dwarf says to the tough guy, in cool-accented sirihish:
"Don't see how you fucks deal with all that hair, just seems... unnatural."
The tough guy says to the cool dwarf, in tough guy-accented sirihish:
"Tell ya' what, I get the killin' blow on this next shit-kisser of a gith, ya' walk around with a quirri hide on ya' head for a week."
The cool dwarf says to the tough guy, in cool-accented sirihish:
"......Fuckin' yar mate."
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Hacking away at the lifeless corpse of a mantis, the tough guy says, in tough guy-accented sirihish:
"Cut me 'eh? Ya' creepy sunva' bitch! Now look at ya'! All dead an' shit!"
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Pointing to the sexy woman, the tough guy says to the new guy, in tough guy-accented sirihish:
"Touch her again an' I'll be cleavin' ya' empty head from ya' shoulders, drink my mornin' breather outta' your skull, then take my evenin' piss in it. Understood?"
With a smile, the sexy woman says, in sexy-accented sirihish:
"So dreamy...."
"We can't stop here - this is gith country!"
-Veddi Gologani al Azia
May not hold much humor but I got a helluva laugh of this.
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The cautious man says, in sirihish:
"Be very careful going down."
The new guy nods, beginning his descent.
The cautious man begins to lower himself down the spire.
The new guy tries to climb, but slips.
The new guy plummets to the ground below.
I found the following somewhat more amusing:
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The boss says to the half-giant guard, in sirihish:
"I'll go down first. You guard my back."
The boss tries to climb, but slips.
(forgetting that follow was on)
The half-giant guard follows the boss down, but slips.
The boss plummets to the ground below.
The half-giant guard plummets to the ground below.
(After landing, the boss hits his head on something and passes out)
Someone shouts from above:
"Hey, boss, are you down there?"
The half-giant guard shouts:
"Boss is taking a nap now."
Someone shouts from above:
"Taking a nap where?"
The half-giant guard shouts:
"Under me."
>Feeling nauseous, you think:
"That was disgusting."
>You think:
"Also, awesome."
I think we were trying to drag a bench into a room so we could stand on it and peek through a window. I can't remember why.
Obediently, the beefy guard woman strains as she lifts a wide-legged stone bench.
A wide-legged stone bench doesn't move.
In amusement, the other woman looks at a wide-legged stone bench.
Carved of polished black stone, this bench sits on wide, triangular legs,
which afford it an almost immovable quality. It is unadorned, and simple
but elegant in its construction.
On a wide-legged stone bench (here) :
nothing
Moving to help the beefy guard woman, the other woman strains as she lifts a wide-legged stone bench.
A wide-legged stone bench doesn't move.
Stooping, you lift a wide-legged stone bench with all your strength.
A wide-legged stone bench half rises from the ground.
Grunting with effort, the other woman says, in bendune:
"Motherfucking ginkaspines."
The other woman stops lifting a wide-legged stone bench.
A wide-legged stone bench settles to the ground.
Groaning as she lifts the thing, you say to the other woman, in bendune:
"Flaming fucking..."
The figure in a hooded, tan-colored greatcloak just trails off.
The other woman says to the beefy guard woman, in bendune:
".. nevermind."
The muscular, tawny-skinned woman stops lifting a wide-legged stone bench.
You stop lifting a wide-legged stone bench.
The other woman says to you, in bendune:
"No WONDER those things've been there so long."
One I just remembered from my first character:
A tuluki explains the meaning of his tattoos to my Byn sergeant, then...
Tapping a finger against the two stripes tattooed on his throat, you say to the man, in sirihish:
"Oh yeah? Well, -this- means I'm a violent, alcoholic son-of-a-'tok!"
Somewhere, in Tuluk...
At your table, the indescript man says in sirihish, turning to the other man:
"Where are people's manners lately?"
The other man says to the indescript man, in sirihish:
"Gone south."
The Kuraci Agent looks at you appraisingly.
The Kuraci Agent says in Sirihish, "Well how about this ... I'll give you the order now, and if you don't pay us back we'll track you down and kill you. Sound fair?
Quote from: Archbaron on August 02, 2009, 01:08:07 AM
Somewhere, in Tuluk...
At your table, the indescript man says in sirihish, turning to the other man:
"Where are people's manners lately?"
The other man says to the indescript man, in sirihish:
"Gone south."
I honestly wonder if the person that said that, knew what he was saying before he typed it. I pretty much laughed for like 12 minutes straight.
Quote from: Riev on August 02, 2009, 01:31:29 AM
Quote from: Archbaron on August 02, 2009, 01:08:07 AM
Somewhere, in Tuluk...
At your table, the indescript man says in sirihish, turning to the other man:
"Where are people's manners lately?"
The other man says to the indescript man, in sirihish:
"Gone south."
I honestly wonder if the person that said that, knew what he was saying before he typed it. I pretty much laughed for like 12 minutes straight.
It was quipped out really fast, so either he was really on the ball or just typed in the first thing that came to his head.
The really friendly, female half-giant says in sirihish:
"What ya's wants me ta do, sir?"
The super, brave Sargeant says in sirihish:
"Just cover my rear, ok? Make sure nothin' sneaks up."
The really friendly, female half-giant steps behind the super, brave Sargeant, grabbing his ass.
The super, brave Sargeant shouts in sirihish:
"Ahhh! The feck ya doin'?! Please...for the love of Krath...don't squeeze!!!"
Grimacing, the elf says to you, in allundean:
"Jesus."
The elf says, out of character:
"..."
>emote didn't hear that
You didn't hear that.
The elf did not mention IRL religious leader's names.
Grimacing, the elf says to you, in allundean:
"Krath."
BUMP!
I want more, I'm nearly crying over these.
At your table, bobbing a series of loose nods to you, the Salarri agent says in sirihish:
"'Ey, Laila, how's shit?"
At your table, dropping an amiable nod back to the Salarri agent, you say in sirihish:
"Brown, and smells like Bynners."
I was playing a particularly obnoxious Elkinhym prankster up in Tuluk a few years ago.
During a performance in the Sanctuary, which started out as a secretive tale (but actually culminated in a prank on the audience), my bard did not account for the unkown tribal person in the audience. As luck had it, out of the six pcs in the audience that day, my bard picked on the unkown tribal as the victim of the prank.
As the prank ended, the tribal stormed out of the Sanctuary, threatening the foolish bard who had the audacity to play such a boorish joke.....
The tribal-man pushes off of a cushioned, black-painted barstool and rises to his feet.
111/111H 114/114S 110/119M:walking:sitting>
The tribal-man cleans his face and arm, glaring over at you.
111/111H 114/114S 110/119M:walking:sitting>
Ushering the tribal-man back to the bar, you say, in sirihish:
"It was but a joke...."
111/111H 114/114S 110/119M:walking:sitting>
Waving a hand as he stalks off, the tribal-man says to you, in tribal-accented sirihish:
"Bah. We cut throat over jokes."
111/111H 114/114S 110/119M:walking:sitting>
Pushing a few patrons from his path, the tribal-man walks south.
111/111H 114/114S 110/119M:walking:sitting>
The tall figure in a hooded, brown military aba pushes off of a carved, wooden chair and rises to her feet.
At your table, you say in sirihish, shaking his head:
"What a surly fellow......"
111/111H 114/114S 110/119M:walking:sitting>
The tall figure in a hooded, brown military aba smiles impishly.
The tall figure in a hooded, brown military aba says to you, in northern-accented sirihish:
"Best be careful.. a mime is a terrible thing to waste.."
Quote from: Gimfalisette on October 19, 2009, 11:59:47 AM
At your table, bobbing a series of loose nods to you, the Salarri agent says in sirihish:
"'Ey, Laila, how's shit?"
At your table, dropping an amiable nod back to the Salarri agent, you say in sirihish:
"Brown, and smells like Bynners."
That deserves quoting.
Just a reminder, this stuff should not be recent (within the last year RL). -Nyr
A reminder that these shouldn't be recent...
Quote from: Gimfalisette on October 19, 2009, 11:59:47 AM
At your table, bobbing a series of loose nods to you, the Salarri agent says in sirihish:
"'Ey, Laila, how's shit?"
At your table, dropping an amiable nod back to the Salarri agent, you say in sirihish:
"Brown, and smells like Bynners."
Kuraci, ma'am.
Unless I'm really and totally misremembering, that was an exchange made with Khortoc Salarr, and I think I only said it once ever. I remember being OOCly happy that I had managed to say something clever and (hopefully) impressive because, heh, Khortoc had irrationally hated a previous PC of mine. But I'm not looking at the log at the moment, so who knows, I could be wrong.
He had actually spread dozens of rumors of said PC, up to and including treasonous, terrible things (which some other people believed). He really did hate that girl.
I'll have to dig up some of Khortoc's horrible interactions. The whole Yargosy filled with complete roflsauce after about 2 a.m., and it was completely worth it to stay up that late.
Quote from: Only He Stands There on October 22, 2009, 07:09:49 PM
He had actually spread dozens of rumors of said PC, up to and including treasonous, terrible things (which some other people believed). He really did hate that girl.
I know, but still, irrationally! :D
Quote from: Only He Stands There on October 22, 2009, 07:09:49 PM
He had actually spread dozens of rumors of said PC, up to and including treasonous, terrible things (which some other people believed). He really did hate that girl.
I'll have to dig up some of Khortoc's horrible interactions. The whole Yargosy filled with complete roflsauce after about 2 a.m., and it was completely worth it to stay up that late.
The things you bastards put in my anus.
The worst part is, people probably believe Yam's just yukking it up and TRYING to make you THINK things like that happened - but they did. Oh, god, they did.
Probably my most memorable one-liner in Tuluk, while inside a cave thinking I lost the desert elf who chased me there, talking to my mount.
tell kank (wincing and rubbing at his neck while wobbling to his feet) I think it's safe to go out now, no necker would be waiting that long.
Stand
Mount
Dismount (to stand it up)
Leave
A black-feathered bone arrow flies in from the east and strikes you in the neck.
A black-feathered bone arrow flies in from the east and strikes you in the neck.
Passed out with -1 hp.
DING.
Never very good at making plans -
QuoteAt your table, you say in bendune, craftily:
"Now we need to have a code."
At your table, the freckled, ponytailed man says in southern-accented bendune:
"Sure. Code."
At your table, you say in bendune, jiggling the silver rings around in your wide-mouthed purple glass candy dish:
"We refer to these...as eggs."
The freckled, ponytailed man smirks, the expression growing until he starts laughing.
At your table, you say in bendune, soldiering on despite the evident mockery, looking rather sour:
"If something goes wrong, we say they're scrambled eggs."
The freckled, ponytailed man covers his mouth, laughing harder now.
At your table, the freckled, ponytailed man says in southern-accented sirihish, folding his arms over his stomach to grip his sides:
"Oh man..."
After seeing her get dragged off by soldiers -
QuoteYou send a telepathic message to the ethereal, fair-haired woman:
"So does this mean I don't have to teach you cavilish anymore?"
Khortoc's an asshole! -
QuoteThe ebon-braided, flint-eyed man sends you a telepathic message:
"<amusement> It ain't ever a good feelin' t'find out yer smaller'n someone else. Y'jus' gotta make up wit' it wit' skill."
You send a telepathic message to the ebon-braided, flint-eyed man:
"Do you ever stop thinking about your dick?"
The ebon-braided, flint-eyed man sends you a telepathic message:
"I s'pose I prob'ly think 'bout somethin' else when I'm asleep."
Quote from: Only He Stands There on October 22, 2009, 07:24:27 PM
The worst part is, people probably believe Yam's just yukking it up and TRYING to make you THINK things like that happened - but they did. Oh, god, they did.
A thoroughly piss-soaked human's eyes flutter open.
Uncertaintly, A piss-soaked human says in sirihish:
"Where's my pants?"
Seriously, a black dwarf says in sirihish:
"Pants bandits."
Equally serious, a psycopathic vash says in sirihish:
"Pants bandits."
With sympathy, you say in sirihish:
"Pants bandits."
no shit.
QuoteThe man with neat fingernails says, in sirihish:
"nice to meet you, I'm jonglo"
The man with neat fingernails spins his vines around with a flourish.
You say to the man with neat fingernails, in sirihish:
"You...you said that."
The man with neat fingernails spins the vines aroudn some more, getting a vine stuck on his jerkin, and causing some trouble.
Tugging the vine free from his jerkin, the man with neat fingernails says, in sirihish:
"ouf"
The hobbled, small-framed brunette says to the man with neat fingernails, in sirihish:
"You seem to have some trouble."
This was not my fault.
QuoteWith a dry smile to the boyish, charcoal-locked maiden, a nod, you say, in sirihish:
"... The Apprentice actually has me on that. Very well, then, Apprentice. Unlikely first lines to a love song."
At your table, the boyish, charcoal-locked maiden says in sirihish, in a sing-song tone:
"I've loved you since the day my crotch started to itch..."
At your table, the trim, ashen-skinned man says in sirihish, joining in with the boyish, charcoal-locked maiden:
"...and when ya scratched it with yer beard knew I loved a bitch..."
With a lyrical ease, you sing, in sirihish:
"While your penis's been disease'd by an elv... en... witch..."
At your table, the boyish, charcoal-locked maiden says in sirihish, sighing as she continues:
"And then came the day I found out you were a witch..."
The boyish, charcoal-locked maiden looks over at you and cuts herself off halfway as the two somehow end up in unison.
At your table, the trim, ashen-skinned man says in sirihish, laughing now as he bobs his head:
"... So I had to drown my cock in a diiiitch..."
At your table, the boyish, charcoal-locked maiden says in sirihish, wiggling her brows at you:
"And then came that day we fucked the beetle my wagon used to hitch..."
At your table, the short, dusky woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, speaking up, idly:
"Let me know when you get to the part where you shiv a slitch."
With a brief, knit of her forehead, a nod to the short, dusky woman, you sing, in sirihish:
"And you rocked me so completely that the wagon rolled a pitch..."
At your table, the trim, ashen-skinned man says in sirihish, gesturing to you with a firm nod:
"... .... ... and ya had to run off'n fuck a... aasdhfashgusshuhiiiiiitch."
At your table, someone-who-may-still-be-alive says in tribal-accented sirihish, rolling her eyes at the trim, ashen-skinned man as she rests a wrist limply across her knee:
"..Less points t'Vash, as m'side he hasn' sent inta a stitch.."
Brow lifting when she looks to the trim, ashen-skinned man, you say, in sirihish:
"... You weren't meant to actually climax during this, Vash."
Nor this.
QuoteBlinking, you say to the trim, ashen-skinned man, in sirihish:
"You... have... ornaments... for... your... penis."
At your table, the spry, blithe-faced man says in sirihish, lifting a brow:
"You've adorned your penis with ornaments?"
At your table, the short, dusky woman says in tribal-accented sirihish:
"You really don't want to know, Master Bard."
At your table, the spry, blithe-faced man says in sirihish, wryly:
"Does a woman count as an ornament?"
At your table, the trim, ashen-skinned man says in sirihish, with a grin and wink at the spry, blithe-faced man:
"Only when givin' head, master bard."
And certainly not this.
QuoteWith a sterner tone, a glance to a fat-bellied, brown-haired woman with wry helplessness, you say to the trim, ashen-skinned man, in sirihish:
"... Vash. Pants up, if you please."
At your table, the spry, blithe-faced man says in sirihish:
"Yes, the penis adornment isn't until later."
Or this.
QuoteHead canting to one side, eyes narrowing with thought, you say, in sirihish:
"... That said, I suppose Vash's equippage or lack of it would make a very interesting prompt for a song."
At your table, the boyish, charcoal-locked maiden says in sirihish, leaning back in her chair:
"No, no, the song would be too short."
And definitely not this, the bastard.
QuoteHanding his stuffed leather kank doll over, the spry, blithe-faced man asks you, in sirihish:
"Here, hold this for me, would you?"
With a curious look to him, even as she holds the doll in one hand, you say to the spry, blithe-faced man, in sirihish:
"... It's cute. Of course."
You feel very... confused...
Looking out over the crowd with a grin, the spry, blithe-faced man asks, in sirihish:
"So we're all in agreement. Aja got kanked at the Lucky Ghaati, yes?"
ROFL!!!!
OMG, I miss that bunch.... You guys rocked SOOOO hard. Come RP with me again.
*happy sigh*
Ah, memories.
It's nice being remembered.
Man, I wish I had the logs from the time my Salarri and his pal fell into a lava-hole and then ran around Allanak screaming about fire beetles.
For Gimf.
QuoteAt your table, the tattoo-whorled, lithe man says in northern-accented sirihish, with a nod down the length of a boxy wooden bar:
"Evenin'."
The ebon-braided, flint-eyed man hooks his ankles around the legs of the stool, casually propping both elbows on the bartop.
Glancing over, the vibrant, bead-tressed brunette drops a nod to the tattoo-whorled, lithe man.
At your table, the delicate, tribal-inked young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, offering a half-hearted smile to you:
"Hey Khort."
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, lifting a wave:
"Arad, Sir Boss."
The tattoo-whorled, lithe man smiles faintly at the vibrant, bead-tressed brunette and nods once.
At your table, you say in sirihish, dropping a few languid nods down the bar:
"Midge, Bet, Laila. How's shit?"
At your table, the vibrant, bead-tressed brunette says in sirihish, closing an eye as she looks toward you:
"Brown and smells like Bynners?"
At your table, the tattoo-whorled, lithe man says in northern-accented sirihish, extending a finger:
"Righ' on the coin."
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, to the vibrant, bead-tressed brunette:
"I like you more'n more every time we talk."
At your table, you say in sirihish, dipping a quick nod with a mild half-grin:
"So do I. Good answer."
Casually and habitually, spinning a finger in the air, you say to the tall, amber-eyed woman, in sirihish:
"Round."
That made me really nostalgic. I need to dig up some logs to submit from that era.
On the subject of fingers and dicks:
QuoteAt your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, to the tow-headed, pallid young woman:
"Y'can find out if folks got dick-shaped fingers by lookin' at their hands."
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish:
"An' y'can find out if folks got finger-shaped dicks by askin' onnnnne simple quess'n."
At your table, the tow-headed, pallid young woman says in sirihish, leaning forward and lifting an eyebrow at the short, aquiline young woman:
"...Annn'..Tha' question is?"
The short, aquiline young woman holds up a single finger, then turns toward you, looking you square in the eye.
The ebon-braided, flint-eyed man casually leans on an elbow, matching the short, aquiline young woman's gaze.
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, to you, her tone grave:
"Khortoc Salarr. Were you born in Tuluk?"
The vibrant, bead-tressed brunette bursts into a laugh, tilting her head back.
The tow-headed, pallid young woman's shoulders shake as she erupts into giggles, then leans back in her seat and shakes her head.
At your table, you say in sirihish, licking his teeth once, then replying with equal somberness:
"Have I slit m'throat outta self-loathin' yet?"
The delicate, tribal-inked young woman smacks her forehead with her hand, chuckling quietly.
The pert, tanned woman flashes a grin, chuckling softly.
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, turning back to the tow-headed, pallid young woman, dropping her head once:
"As a doctor, I can fully state that his dick is normal."
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish:
"... As normal as anathin' attached to Khortoc is."
At your table, you say in sirihish, holding up a finger:
"Which means it's got about a fifty-fifty chance'a bein' drunk at any given time, like th'rest'a me."
At your table, you say in sirihish, lips quirking to the side:
"... an' I'd say "or covered in blood," but that'd be in poor taste."
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, bobbing her head a few times, musing idly:
"Or covered in--"
A very rude, and very long sound escapes from beneath the musclar, silver-streaked woman.
With a grin, you say, in tribal-accented sirihish:
"Oops. Sorry, one too many ginka fruits this morning."
The rangy, black-haired half-elf grunts, and holds his nose as he glances down the bar at you.
The rangy, black-haired half-elf says to you in sirihish, holding his nose and his voice coming out comically:
"Ok, NOW I believe you're a Kuraci."
oops
The Arm of the Dragon pcs earned themselves a bath by a Viv one fine evening. Most of the clan was there, each one stripping down for their bath...
...the last one in line for the bath was the half-giant.
The human soldier looks up at the half-giant in alarm.
The enormous half-giant soldier tears off his own cloak and unfastens his breastplate.
The human soldier says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Wait, for the love of Tek, don't--"
The enormous half-giant soldier drops his pants. Even for a half-giant, he is freakishly well-endowed.
The enormous half-giant soldier asks, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Hmm? Don't do what?"
Facepalming, the human soldier says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"That."
Grumbling, the enormous half-giant soldier says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"What? Oh you think this is a good thing? None of the whores will take me. Something about splitting them in half."
The human soldier says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"I gotta go."
Good times.
Quote from: Only He Stands There on December 20, 2009, 03:52:25 PM
On the subject of fingers and dicks:
QuoteAt your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, to the tow-headed, pallid young woman:
"Y'can find out if folks got dick-shaped fingers by lookin' at their hands."
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish:
"An' y'can find out if folks got finger-shaped dicks by askin' onnnnne simple quess'n."
At your table, the tow-headed, pallid young woman says in sirihish, leaning forward and lifting an eyebrow at the short, aquiline young woman:
"...Annn'..Tha' question is?"
The short, aquiline young woman holds up a single finger, then turns toward you, looking you square in the eye.
The ebon-braided, flint-eyed man casually leans on an elbow, matching the short, aquiline young woman's gaze.
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, to you, her tone grave:
"Khortoc Salarr. Were you born in Tuluk?"
The vibrant, bead-tressed brunette bursts into a laugh, tilting her head back.
The tow-headed, pallid young woman's shoulders shake as she erupts into giggles, then leans back in her seat and shakes her head.
At your table, you say in sirihish, licking his teeth once, then replying with equal somberness:
"Have I slit m'throat outta self-loathin' yet?"
The delicate, tribal-inked young woman smacks her forehead with her hand, chuckling quietly.
The pert, tanned woman flashes a grin, chuckling softly.
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, turning back to the tow-headed, pallid young woman, dropping her head once:
"As a doctor, I can fully state that his dick is normal."
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish:
"... As normal as anathin' attached to Khortoc is."
At your table, you say in sirihish, holding up a finger:
"Which means it's got about a fifty-fifty chance'a bein' drunk at any given time, like th'rest'a me."
At your table, you say in sirihish, lips quirking to the side:
"... an' I'd say "or covered in blood," but that'd be in poor taste."
At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, bobbing her head a few times, musing idly:
"Or covered in--"
Wow..I didn't remember this happening until I saw the short desc. of one of the people at the table and thought "Hey! That's one of my old characters!"
So...it's not in game, but it's Arm related kinda, and amusingish..
Scene: Dallas APM, NYE.
Dan: "I'm not trying to hug you, I'm getting a beer.....awkward.."
Morrigan unwraps his arms from around Dan and looks away, blushing.
Quote from: morrigan on January 01, 2010, 08:52:32 PM
So...it's not in game, but it's Arm related kinda, and amusingish..
Scene: Dallas APM, NYE.
Dan: "I'm not trying to hug you, I'm getting a beer.....awkward.."
Morrigan unwraps his arms from around Dan and looks away, blushing.
ROFL!!! <3
Rairen always makes me want to play again!
Quote from: morrigan on January 01, 2010, 08:52:32 PM
So...it's not in game, but it's Arm related kinda, and amusingish..
Scene: Dallas APM, NYE.
Dan: "I'm not trying to hug you, I'm getting a beer.....awkward.."
Morrigan unwraps his arms from around Dan and looks away, blushing.
HAHAHAHA!
This was years ago with my very first PC. I didn't read a lot of the docks before diving in. I think I had been playing like an hour got recruited to the Atrium like right away. So this fellow is showing me where all the good shops are making a lesson of it. We walk into the grocers. Theirs a dead young breed woman laying on the floor in a pool of blood. I gasped dramatically, cover my mouth, or something to that effect. his response was something along the lines of
As he crosses the room stepping casually over the corpse, the random man says in sirihish: I know! Can you believe these prices! Its highway robbery!"
Ill never forget that because that was the moment that sold me on Arm
OH shit, that's awesome, Bast. and deserving of so many kudos.
Quote from: Bast on January 13, 2010, 07:10:22 PM
This was years ago with my very first PC. I didn't read a lot of the docks before diving in. I think I had been playing like an hour got recruited to the Atrium like right away. So this fellow is showing me where all the good shops are making a lesson of it. We walk into the grocers. Theirs a dead young breed woman laying on the floor in a pool of blood. I gasped dramatically, cover my mouth, or something to that effect. his response was something along the lines of
As he crosses the room stepping casually over the corpse, the random man says in sirihish: I know! Can you believe these prices! Its highway robbery!"
Ill never forget that because that was the moment that sold me on Arm
That is awesome, I want to know who this was...
That captures the world so well.
i swear, in 9 out of 10 scenes, which involve a body that wasnt made by the people currently in the room, 'someone' of those present would always sigh dramatically and comment on how the spreading pool of blood screws up the decor, and it'd be a pain to clean up. I mean like 9 out of 10 times.
Quote from: Lurekus on January 20, 2010, 03:25:24 AM
i swear, in 9 out of 10 scenes, which involve a body that wasnt made by the people currently in the room, 'someone' of those present would always sigh dramatically and comment on how the spreading pool of blood screws up the decor, and it'd be a pain to clean up. I mean like 9 out of 10 times.
Are you daring to down play that this...
Quote from: Bast on January 13, 2010, 07:10:22 PM
This was years ago with my very first PC. I didn't read a lot of the docks before diving in. I think I had been playing like an hour got recruited to the Atrium like right away. So this fellow is showing me where all the good shops are making a lesson of it. We walk into the grocers. Theirs a dead young breed woman laying on the floor in a pool of blood. I gasped dramatically, cover my mouth, or something to that effect. his response was something along the lines of
As he crosses the room stepping casually over the corpse, the random man says in sirihish: I know! Can you believe these prices! Its highway robbery!"
Ill never forget that because that was the moment that sold me on Arm
...was awesome? If so you should be beaten. It is awesome.
Sargeant so-and-so who-ever says, on the subject of kank-riding:
"It's easy! You just gotta let it know who's bitch and who's boss!"
It's not really a terrific quote, but it made me laugh. I find myself using it a lot IRL (like at work "C'mon! Show that machine who's bitch and who's boss!") and to this day when I have to teach n00bz how to ride, that quote is always lesson 1.
BUMP
Continue on folks.
1hp 20mv 0st>FUCKING WAKE UP ALREADY! -.-
What?
1hp 20mv 0st>Don't what me, Mud.
What?
2hp 26mv 0st>I said don't what me.
You'll have to wake up first.
I do stuff like this to entertain myself. I'm so strange. :-\
Quote from: Mazy on July 27, 2010, 05:09:10 PM
1hp 20mv 0st>FUCKING WAKE UP ALREADY! -.-
What?
1hp 20mv 0st>Don't what me, Mud.
What?
2hp 26mv 0st>I said don't what me.
You'll have to wake up first.
I do stuff like this to entertain myself. I'm so strange. :-\
You're not alone.
Quote from: Qzzrbl on July 27, 2010, 10:16:58 PM
Quote from: Mazy on July 27, 2010, 05:09:10 PM
1hp 20mv 0st>FUCKING WAKE UP ALREADY! -.-
What?
1hp 20mv 0st>Don't what me, Mud.
What?
2hp 26mv 0st>I said don't what me.
You'll have to wake up first.
I do stuff like this to entertain myself. I'm so strange. :-\
You're not alone.
We should start a club.
my favorite...
YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE!
tell ginka Oh yes, the f*** I can!!!
You do not see that person here.
Sit at chest
You can't sit on a blue chest.
Sit on chest
You sit on a blue chest.
think Wtf?
Quote from: Majikal on July 28, 2010, 07:27:17 PM
Sit at chest
You can't sit on a blue chest.
Sit on chest
You sit on a blue chest.
think Wtf?
Think (OOC) Dude, syntax issue. Roll with it you filthy mindbender.
Quote from: Bast on January 13, 2010, 07:10:22 PM
This was years ago with my very first PC. I didn't read a lot of the docks before diving in. I think I had been playing like an hour got recruited to the Atrium like right away. So this fellow is showing me where all the good shops are making a lesson of it. We walk into the grocers. Theirs a dead young breed woman laying on the floor in a pool of blood. I gasped dramatically, cover my mouth, or something to that effect. his response was something along the lines of
As he crosses the room stepping casually over the corpse, the random man says in sirihish: I know! Can you believe these prices! Its highway robbery!"
Ill never forget that because that was the moment that sold me on Arm
Wow... One of the best i've read so far.
I keep a notepad file of one-liners I come up with and have it open at all times during play as a reminder should I ever find myself in a situation where they're appropriate.
I'm not sure if that makes me awesome or a dork.
Quote from: HavokBlue on August 03, 2010, 01:25:12 AM
I keep a notepad file of one-liners I come up with and have it open at all times during play as a reminder should I ever find myself in a situation where they're appropriate.
I'm not sure if that makes me awesome or a dork.
Can't it be both?
The immense, rune-inked man makes quote mark symbols, which probably mean nothing
to the lofty, cunyati-tanned man, or ninty-percent of the room.
At a highly polished table, you overhear the lofty, cunyati-tanned man say in so
uthern-accented sirihish, quote-marking back at the immense, rune-inked man:
"Uh? What is this? Tregil ears?"
Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.
Quote from: jstorrie on August 05, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.
I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.
Quote from: Reiloth on August 05, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Quote from: jstorrie on August 05, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.
I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.
I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.
The bahamet in this case being a certain templar.....
"Bahamets, ah.... noble creatures that they are, ah... they often get their heads stuck too far inside of their own grand shells to see outside."
Quote from: Qzzrbl on August 05, 2010, 08:44:39 PM
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Quote from: jstorrie on August 05, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.
I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.
I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.
You'll have to jog my memory on that one.
Quote from: Reiloth on August 17, 2010, 09:18:06 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on August 05, 2010, 08:44:39 PM
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Quote from: jstorrie on August 05, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.
I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.
I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.
You'll have to jog my memory on that one.
Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....
Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?
If you're the guy I think that was....
Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]
Quote from: Qzzrbl on August 18, 2010, 12:13:23 AM
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Quote from: jstorrie on August 05, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.
I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.
I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.
You'll have to jog my memory on that one.
Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....
Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?
If you're the guy I think that was....
Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]
:) Yes it was.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on August 18, 2010, 06:27:18 AM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on August 18, 2010, 12:13:23 AM
Quote from: Reiloth on August 17, 2010, 09:18:06 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on August 05, 2010, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: Reiloth on August 05, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Quote from: jstorrie on August 05, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.
I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.
I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.
You'll have to jog my memory on that one.
Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....
Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?
If you're the guy I think that was....
Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]
:) Yes it was.
Either I was drunk IRL at the time and don't remember, or I had a different character than you think I did.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on August 18, 2010, 06:27:18 AM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on August 18, 2010, 12:13:23 AM
Quote from: Reiloth on August 17, 2010, 09:18:06 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on August 05, 2010, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: Reiloth on August 05, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Quote from: jstorrie on August 05, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.
I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.
I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.
You'll have to jog my memory on that one.
Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....
Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?
If you're the guy I think that was....
Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]
:) Yes it was.
Was it in the Gaj? Was I wearing a fancy hat? I think it might have been me. My PC provoked Gage into a brawl, we broke some tables, and other PCs had to break it up when we got our perained knives out.
Heard this recently, and seemed super cool. Talking about the last sentence.
The slim, slash-marked man stands here.
The blue-eyed, tall man stands here.
The blue-eyed, tall man draws his sword and rushes at the slim, slash-marked man.
The slim, slash-marked swiftly dodges the blue-eyed, tall man's slash.
The slim, slash-marked swiftly dodges the blue-eyed, tall man's slash.
The slim, slash-marked swiftly dodges the blue-eyed, tall man's slash.
The slim, slash-marked man draws a cross-hilted bone bastard sword from his back, in a smooth fashion.
The slim, slash-marked man slashes the blue-eyed, tall man's arm, doing horrendous damage.
The blue-eyed, tall man reels from the blow.
The slim, slash-marked man stops fighting.
The slim, slash-marked man says in sirihish, lowering his sword slowly:
"How pathetic."
Hatred in his voice as he runs forward again, blood from the wound on his arm almost spraying the air nearby the blue-eyed, tall man says in sirisih:
"I will never forgive you!"
The slim, slash-marked swiftly dodges the blue-eyed, tall man's slash.
The slim, slash-marked man says in sirihish, easily moving behind the blue-eyed, tall man with a dashed-step and swinging his sword easily, which is enough to send the blue-eyed, tall man plummeting to the ground:
"Don't make me go through the effort, to swing my sword twice on the likes of you."
The slim, slash-marked man slashes the blue-eyed, tall man's neck, doing horrendous damage.
The blue-eyed, tall man cries out in pain.
The blue-eyed, tall man crumples to the ground.
Quote from: jstorrie on August 18, 2010, 04:43:31 PM
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on August 18, 2010, 06:27:18 AM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on August 18, 2010, 12:13:23 AM
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Quote from: Qzzrbl on August 05, 2010, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: Reiloth on August 05, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Quote from: jstorrie on August 05, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.
I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.
I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.
You'll have to jog my memory on that one.
Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....
Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?
If you're the guy I think that was....
Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]
:) Yes it was.
Was it in the Gaj? Was I wearing a fancy hat? I think it might have been me. My PC provoked Gage into a brawl, we broke some tables, and other PCs had to break it up when we got our perained knives out.
That's very possibly. o:
Again, fucking awesome scene either way. x]
The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.
The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.
Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the half giant says, in sirihish:
"Bahamet come."
Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
"How do you know that?"
The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
"Ear sticky."
Quote from: Ganja on September 10, 2010, 08:58:59 PM
The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.
The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.
Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the half giant says, in sirihish:
"Bahamet come."
Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
"How do you know that?"
The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
"Ear sticky."
I think I may know the half giant in question x)
Quote from: MeTekillot on September 10, 2010, 09:46:18 PM
Quote from: Ganja on September 10, 2010, 08:58:59 PM
The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.
The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.
Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the half giant says, in sirihish:
"Bahamet come."
Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
"How do you know that?"
The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
"Ear sticky."
I think I may know the half giant in question x)
Ahahahaha. I love it!!!
Quote from: boog on September 10, 2010, 09:49:09 PM
Quote from: MeTekillot on September 10, 2010, 09:46:18 PM
Quote from: Ganja on September 10, 2010, 08:58:59 PM
The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.
The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.
Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the half giant says, in sirihish:
"Bahamet come."
Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
"How do you know that?"
The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
"Ear sticky."
I think I may know the half giant in question x)
Ahahahaha. I love it!!!
Lmfao! Agreed! Kudos!
Quote from: Gunnerblaster on September 10, 2010, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: boog on September 10, 2010, 09:49:09 PM
Quote from: MeTekillot on September 10, 2010, 09:46:18 PM
Quote from: Ganja on September 10, 2010, 08:58:59 PM
The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.
The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.
Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the half giant says, in sirihish:
"Bahamet come."
Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
"How do you know that?"
The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
"Ear sticky."
I think I may know the half giant in question x)
Ahahahaha. I love it!!!
Lmfao! Agreed! Kudos!
I'm pretty sure I know the HG too. Kudos seconded.
It reminds me of something a half-giant would do...
A half-giant has arrived from the east, carrying a massive pile of dung.
Displaying his massive pile of dung in front of himself for the room to see, a half-giant says, in sihirish:
"Woah, guys! Look what I almost stepped in!"
Quote from: Rindan on August 19, 2003, 08:46:42 PM
Ha, just remembered one.
I was on a patrol with a group of military like folks. We had just gotten our asses kicked in an ambush and lost a very skillful member of our unit. We fought of the attack and finally got a chance to rest.
A certain soldier says, "Well, at least it can't get any worse."
Another soldier says, "Don't say that or it will!"
A certain soldier says, "Stop being so damned superstitious, it isn't going to get any worse." (or something like that)
Less then 10 seconds later a volley of projectiles rains down, killing the first guy who spoke and poisoning another guy. I was laughing to the point of crying while trying to stay alive.
lol, classic arm.
[She] planted her sturdy dwarf bottom atop his loins and began to gyrate like a top.
[She] said out of character, "Are you are as disturbed by this situation as I am?"
Me, out of character, "You have no idea. But what can we do, we're dwarves."
Thiese aren't one-liners but a couple of memorable interactions from the staff in response to some PC actions that really added to the scene (and made me laugh my ass off):
The half-giant rolls towards the bow as the skimmer is jerked violently, bumping into a rugged, swarthy crewman and knocking him overboard.
A rugged, swarthy crewman is washed overboard, screaming into the darkness.
A rugged, swarthy crewman leaves the siltskimmer.
The fat man clears his throat wetly as he breaks wind, the sound sudden and intrusive in the small, cramped tent.
The heat of the tent begins to feel stiffling, the thick air a mixture of pungent odors, sweat, flatulence, and the
noxious taint of burnt canvas.
Ok, to keep with the topic:
Someone says, out of character:
"Xxxxx wrote these. He suX0r"
Edit: completely wrong thread.
Don't know where it came from, don't want to know. What I do know is that every time I think of it I get a smile on my face.
From a clever gypsy (I miss you lots) ...
"Know how to make a noble lady scream twice in one night?"
Pause as we're riding ...
"You do her in the ass ... "
Slight chuckles ... then long pause ...
"... then wipe your dick on the drapes."
Ahah, that is great.
Bump
A bunch of red fangs are here, bows at the ready.
Drawing a reddish, fang-tipped arrow, you say in Allundean:
"Remember Sharps, shoot tha rider not tha beetle. A dead beetle is cover, live beetle is a big pile of panic."
Was reminded of the quote while watching firefly today.
I just started watching the Firefly series on Netflix. So gorram good.
Quote from: Rhyden on May 04, 2011, 11:34:17 PM
I just started watching the Firefly series on Netflix. So gorram good.
Series never finished and was canceled, the 'finale' was done up in a movie that came a good while after the series but is equally badass. Serenity.
Quote from: Majikal on May 05, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
Quote from: Rhyden on May 04, 2011, 11:34:17 PM
I just started watching the Firefly series on Netflix. So gorram good.
Series never finished and was canceled, the 'finale' was done up in a movie that came a good while after the series but is equally badass. Serenity.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
- Jayne Cobb
Okay, so it's a two-liner, but I don't care.
Alright not a one liner, but definately funny as all drov when it happened a year ago, In the scrubs.
Hunter lady dismounts
Hunter lady begins looking for tracks
Hunter lady: Hmm... I don't know these tracks, they are reptillian though.
Me: Hmm Gurth?
Hunter lady: No gurth have a shorter stride..
Me: Sunback?
Hunter lady: No... that doesn't seem right either...
Me: Tembo?
Hunter lady: Maybee..
A vicious tembo has arrived from the east
A vicious tembo attacks you!
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I don't know if there was a staff watching us at that moment, and brought him in, or if it was random chance. But it was perfect timing!
Quote from: Bilanthri on May 05, 2011, 07:06:48 PM
Quote from: Majikal on May 05, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
Quote from: Rhyden on May 04, 2011, 11:34:17 PM
I just started watching the Firefly series on Netflix. So gorram good.
Series never finished and was canceled, the 'finale' was done up in a movie that came a good while after the series but is equally badass. Serenity.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
- Jayne Cobb
Their where a lot of things with the movie serenity, i didn't like good movie. But i think it fucked the entire story up.
Sorry for the continued derail.
Okay, so it's a two-liner, but I don't care.
Wow. That was nonsensical. Spacewars' post came out of space and hit me in the face with confusion and... mace?
Quote from: LauraMars on May 05, 2011, 11:30:25 PM
Wow. That was nonsensical. Spacewars' post came out of space and hit me in the face with confusion and... mace?
What i was trying to say is that the the movie serenity, totally screwed the original storyline of firefly up. Although the storyline of firefly was screwed up by fox not running them in order. Their are things in the series that have already happened, where as in the movie it's like they had never happened. Does this make better since laura
Right Hand Runner over the Way - Where are you?
Byn Sergeant - Just sittin'... in the shade... of the Shield Wall.
Runner - You fell didn't you?
Sergeant - Never speak of this.
QuoteIn a low, hissing rasp, the orderly, fair-skinned templar says, in sirihish:
"Yesss... knock her out first - she's troublesome to.. handle."
change accent northern
You begin speaking with a northern accent.
The delicate, ebon-haired woman whispers something to the orderly, fair-skinned templar.
Gasping breathlessly, you say to the delicate, ebon-haired woman, in sirihish:
"Fuck... you."
The half-giant soldier nods and then increases the pressure on his grip, choking you with a crack of knuckles.
Your vision goes black.
say (pressing a hand to ^short forehead) My my! Don't you just say the funniest things, Little girl? Er. Little boy? Miss? Miss..ter?
Salt Flats [NESW]
A mage is here, chatting.
A mage is here, chatting.
A mage is here, talking shiz.
**a strange shadow is here**
**a strange shadow is here**
**a strange shadow is here**
**a strange shadow is here**
A gemmed duder says in sirihish: "I wish them Red Fangs would show there face, I'd like to blast me a couple."
Famous Last Words.
Some personal favorites
Newbie says:
"This ox is has mind o' its own."
Me says:
"You'll be fine we're in the city."
*** While passing the Scaien gate, Ox decides to go west randomly on a failed rider check. The newbie proceeds to go north into a club-tailed kryl. ***
-
Ranger that solo's kryl with his hands says:
"Don't have Lems with, but it's only a carru and you're here duder."
*** fight ensues - ranger is tumbled - stands up
Ranger says:
"Help?!"
*frightening damage to Ranger's ego and head has occured*
-
After rolling into bed with a pale look, Lumberjack says:
"... What did you want to talk about Fme? You and buddy aren't fighting right?"
Fme says:
"I shouldn't have been angry"
*Backstab with terradin!*
-
Elf sitting in a tent crafting stones.
>look out
You see mate fighting raptors.
>think *confident* She can kill raptors in her sleep. I'll go help.
>leave
Elf leaves tent
Mate flees from raptors
Raptors enjoy elfie meal
>mantis head
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Recruit of the Legion says OOC:
"How do I kill xxx?"
Old man says OOC"
"type kill xxx"
Recruit of the Legion says OOC:
"Ok thanks."
Recruit of the Legion Attacks you!
Old man shouts:
"Wait!"
Recruit of the Legion Disengages!
Templar says:
"Tek's balls remind me to never let you perform an execution again."
Templar cleaves old man.
Two characters were engaging on a trade deal over the Way, this happened in the middle of the conversation:
The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
"Twenty-eight large for a *something*? Krath. For half that I could put a bounty out on a *something*-riding templar."
You send a telepathic message to the someone someone:
"I don't think so. The on going rate for a templar is ten larges. The *something* on top of it..."
You send a telepathic message to the someone someone:
"No I mean the templar on top of the *something*, I don't think templars enjoy to be ridden..."
The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
"So templars are cheaper than *something*?"
The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
"Maybe I'll order up a templar instead."
.........
When the trade started to fall apart due to a disagreement in price:
The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
"Ah. A month ago, I had fifteen. I've had to pay a few expenses."
You send a telepathic message to the someone someone:
"How could you! How could you separate your sids from my loving embrace. The other sids you gave me miss them. They want to be united into one large bag."
The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
"Well most of it went to you."
Buuump.
Not as epic as a 3-year bump but it'll do.
I think I posted this somewhere else, but Tolan was by far my favorite PC ever.....
Fireballs rain down on the city of Allanak.
Everyone in the vicinity in encased with fiery protection from the city's friendly neighborhood Suk-Krath Gemmer.
The so and so unknown PC says, in southern-accented Sirihish,
"It's almost dark. Anyone have a torch?"
The black, skeletal-inked dwarven vivaduan shouts, in southern-accented Sirihish,
"Torches?! We're all on fucking FIRE!
The black, skeletal-inked dwarf rolls his eyes as the cooling mist around him steams against the flames.
QuoteYou hear a man's voice shout from the south in sirihish:
"dicks"
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