Memorable One-Liners

[tortall]

The bahamet in this case being a certain templar.....


"Bahamets, ah.... noble creatures that they are, ah... they often get their heads stuck too far inside of their own grand shells to see outside."

[Reiloth]

Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.

I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.

I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.

You'll have to jog my memory on that one.

[Qzzrbl]

Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.

I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.

I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.

You'll have to jog my memory on that one.

Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....

Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?

If you're the guy I think that was....

Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]

[RogueGunslinger]

Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.

I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.

I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.

You'll have to jog my memory on that one.

Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....

Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?

If you're the guy I think that was....

Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]

Yes it was.

[Reiloth]

Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.

I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.

I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.

You'll have to jog my memory on that one.

Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....

Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?

If you're the guy I think that was....

Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]

Yes it was.

Either I was drunk IRL at the time and don't remember, or I had a different character than you think I did.

[jstorrie]

Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.

I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.

I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.

You'll have to jog my memory on that one.

Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....

Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?

If you're the guy I think that was....

Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]

Yes it was.

Was it in the Gaj? Was I wearing a fancy hat? I think it might have been me. My PC provoked Gage into a brawl, we broke some tables, and other PCs had to break it up when we got our perained knives out.

[najdorf]

Heard this recently, and seemed super cool. Talking about the last sentence.

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The slim, slash-marked man stands here.
The blue-eyed, tall man stands here.

The blue-eyed, tall man draws his sword and rushes at the slim, slash-marked man.

The slim, slash-marked swiftly dodges the blue-eyed, tall man's slash.

The slim, slash-marked swiftly dodges the blue-eyed, tall man's slash.

The slim, slash-marked swiftly dodges the blue-eyed, tall man's slash.

The slim, slash-marked man draws a cross-hilted bone bastard sword from his back, in a smooth fashion.

The slim, slash-marked man slashes the blue-eyed, tall man's arm, doing horrendous damage.
The blue-eyed, tall man reels from the blow.

The slim, slash-marked man stops fighting.

The slim, slash-marked man says in sirihish, lowering his sword slowly:
"How pathetic."

Hatred in his voice as he runs forward again, blood from the wound on his arm almost spraying the air nearby the blue-eyed, tall man says in sirisih:
"I will never forgive you!"

The slim, slash-marked swiftly dodges the blue-eyed, tall man's slash.

The slim, slash-marked man says in sirihish, easily moving behind the blue-eyed, tall man with a dashed-step and swinging his sword easily, which is enough to send the blue-eyed, tall man plummeting to the ground:
"Don't make me go through the effort, to swing my sword twice on the likes of you."

The slim, slash-marked man slashes the blue-eyed, tall man's neck, doing horrendous damage.
The blue-eyed, tall man cries out in pain.
The blue-eyed, tall man crumples to the ground.



[Qzzrbl]

Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.

I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.

I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.

You'll have to jog my memory on that one.

Gage Gritshaw got pissed and emoted stomping at you -- and you emoted the chair breaking underneath you....

Pulled a knife afterwards, and Rannick (me) had to convince him not to carve you up on the spot?

If you're the guy I think that was....

Heh.... Either way, that was an awesome scene. x]

Yes it was.

Was it in the Gaj? Was I wearing a fancy hat? I think it might have been me. My PC provoked Gage into a brawl, we broke some tables, and other PCs had to break it up when we got our perained knives out.

That's very possibly. o:

Again, fucking awesome scene either way. x]

[Ganja]

The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.

The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.

Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the  half giant says, in sirihish:
    "Bahamet come."

Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
    "How do you know that?"

The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
    "Ear sticky."

[MeTekillot]

The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.

The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.

Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the  half giant says, in sirihish:
    "Bahamet come."

Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
    "How do you know that?"

The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
    "Ear sticky."

I think I may know the half giant in question x)

[boog]

The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.

The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.

Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the  half giant says, in sirihish:
    "Bahamet come."

Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
    "How do you know that?"

The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
    "Ear sticky."

I think I may know the half giant in question x)

Ahahahaha. I love it!!!

[Gunnerblaster]

The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.

The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.

Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the  half giant says, in sirihish:
    "Bahamet come."

Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
    "How do you know that?"

The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
    "Ear sticky."

I think I may know the half giant in question x)

Ahahahaha. I love it!!!

Lmfao! Agreed! Kudos!

[Feco]

The half giant swings his legs to the side and dismounts.

The half giant gets down on his hands and knees and places an ear to the ground.

Standing up straight and dusting himself off, the  half giant says, in sirihish:
    "Bahamet come."

Quirking his brow questioningly, the man says, in sirihish:
    "How do you know that?"

The half-giant says to the man, in sirihish:
    "Ear sticky."

I think I may know the half giant in question x)

Ahahahaha. I love it!!!

Lmfao! Agreed! Kudos!

I'm pretty sure I know the HG too.  Kudos seconded.

[MeTekillot]

It reminds me of something a half-giant would do...

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A half-giant has arrived from the east, carrying a massive pile of dung.

Displaying his massive pile of dung in front of himself for the room to see, a half-giant says, in sihirish:
    "Woah, guys! Look what I almost stepped in!"


[Aldiel]

Ha, just remembered one.

I was on a patrol with a group of military like folks.  We had just gotten our asses kicked in an ambush and lost a very skillful member of our unit.  We fought of the attack and finally got a chance to rest.

A certain soldier says, "Well, at least it can't get any worse."

Another soldier says, "Don't say that or it will!"

A certain soldier says, "Stop being so damned superstitious, it isn't going to get any worse." (or something like that)

Less then 10 seconds later a volley of projectiles rains down, killing the first guy who spoke and poisoning another guy.  I was laughing to the point of crying while trying to stay alive.

lol, classic arm.

[Aldiel]

[She] planted her sturdy dwarf bottom atop his loins and began to gyrate like a top.

[She] said out of character, "Are you are as disturbed by this situation as I am?"

Me, out of character, "You have no idea.  But what can we do, we're dwarves."

[Ganja]

Thiese aren't one-liners but a couple of memorable interactions from the staff in response to some PC actions that really added to the scene (and made me laugh my ass off):

The half-giant rolls towards the bow as the skimmer is jerked violently, bumping into a rugged, swarthy crewman and knocking him overboard.

A rugged, swarthy crewman is washed overboard, screaming into the darkness.
A rugged, swarthy crewman leaves the siltskimmer.



The fat man clears his throat wetly as he breaks wind, the sound sudden and intrusive in the small, cramped tent.

The heat of the tent begins to feel stiffling, the thick air a mixture of pungent odors, sweat, flatulence, and the
noxious taint of burnt canvas.


Ok, to keep with the topic:

Someone says, out of character:
     "Xxxxx wrote these.  He suX0r"

[HavokBlue]

Edit: completely wrong thread.

[HunterKiller]

Don't know where it came from, don't want to know. What I do know is that every time I think of it I get a smile on my face.

From a clever gypsy (I miss you lots) ...
"Know how to make a noble lady scream twice in one night?"

Pause as we're riding ...

"You do her in the ass ... "

Slight chuckles ...  then long pause ...

"... then wipe your dick on the drapes."

[Bogre]

Ahah, that is great.

[Majikal]

Bump



A bunch of red fangs are here, bows at the ready.

Drawing a reddish, fang-tipped arrow, you say in Allundean:
  "Remember Sharps, shoot tha rider not tha beetle. A dead beetle is cover, live beetle is a big pile of panic."


Was reminded of the quote while watching firefly today.

[Rhyden]

I just started watching the Firefly series on Netflix. So gorram good.

[Majikal]

I just started watching the Firefly series on Netflix. So gorram good.

Series never finished and was canceled, the 'finale' was done up in a movie that came a good while after the series but is equally badass. Serenity.

[Bilanthri]

I just started watching the Firefly series on Netflix. So gorram good.

Series never finished and was canceled, the 'finale' was done up in a movie that came a good while after the series but is equally badass. Serenity.

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
        - Jayne Cobb

Okay, so it's a two-liner, but I don't care.

[Fredd]

Alright not a one liner, but definately funny as all drov when it happened a year ago, In the scrubs.

Hunter lady dismounts

Hunter lady begins looking for tracks

Hunter lady: Hmm... I don't know these tracks, they are reptillian though.

Me: Hmm Gurth?

Hunter lady: No gurth have a shorter stride..

Me: Sunback?

Hunter lady: No... that doesn't seem right either...

Me: Tembo?

Hunter lady: Maybee..

A vicious tembo has arrived from the east

A vicious tembo attacks you!

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I don't know if there was a staff watching us at that moment, and brought him in, or if it was random chance. But it was perfect timing!