Memorable One-Liners

[RogueGunslinger]

Epic bump my friend.

[SMuz]

Lol, this deserves the epic bump.

I laughed to tears from a certain incident a few months ago. Can't quote it without permission from imms, since they were obviously very pissed off by it

[Cutthroat]

"You shouldn't try to get anyone to drink shit from a mug at the Gaj, let alone a -soldier- of -His Arm-. That's a pretty easy way to get a murderous fucker like me to start hunting you down."

[Qzzrbl]

*After a lengthy sparring match*

"So y'say y'want me ta teach ya how ta fight an' survive, aye?"

*Other person nods*

"Rule numba one.... If you's a skinny who's done pissed a few people off, don't -eva- let anyone put ya in th' position ya's in righ' now."

*Snaps fingers*

*Hidden compadre backstabs and kills other person*

"Somethin' bad migh' happen...."

[Maso]

"Sometimes you just gotta roll the hard six"

[LoD]

A few of my favorites from awhile back:

Mul Raider Humor

The burly mul says, in sirihish:
   "That fucker was harder to get ahold of than the back end of a greased up gurth...."

His eyes widening slightly, the burly mul says, in sirihish:
   "...not that I...ever...uh..."

Cursing himself as he stomps away from the fire, the burly mul says, in sirihish:
   "...ah fuck."

Byn Fun

Slowly lowering himself over the ledge of the Shield Wall, the sand-blasted mul says, in sirihish:
   "Wish me luck."

The colossal half-giant smiles and gives the sand-blasted mul a big thumbs up.

The sand-blasted mul tries to move north, but slips.

Mistaken Identity

*A friend was sitting by a wagon, reading in RL, when his PC got attacked.*

The cloudy-eyed man says, in sirhish:
   "Hey, what are you doing!?"

The war-braided, raven haired youth says, in sirihish:
   "I'm taking your wagon."

The cloudy-eyed man says, in sirihish:
   "It's not my wagon!"

*BEEP!*

[Delstro]

One of my favorites from the last time I posted in this.

I've never been caught, but the day I am, will be my last.

He was caught that same day and never seen again.

[spawnloser]

The (insert sdesc of HG here) asks (insert random female's sdesc here), in sirihish:
     "Wanna be a ho?"

[Majikal]

---
[in a bugged room with 51 buzzard corpses]

an ashy-haired psycho says, in Sirihish: "I got this."
an ashy-haired psycho brandishes a shitty sword

an ashy-haired psycho leaps into the pile of dead birds swinging, gore and feathers going everywhere.

the ashy-haired psycho skins 51 buzzards in rapid succession without a further emote, producing the most epic page-spam in existence. I will never forget this and the others involved won't I'm sure.
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[Only He Stands There]

Someone flying for the first time.

"ALPHA DELTA NINER, DO A BARREL ROLL!"

[Tallulah]

The bitchy vivaduan says, in sirihish:
    "We can't fix stupid."

[FantasyWriter]

---
[in a bugged room with 51 buzzard corpses]

an ashy-haired psycho says, in Sirihish: "I got this."
an ashy-haired psycho brandishes a shitty sword

an ashy-haired psycho leaps into the pile of dead birds swinging, gore and feathers going everywhere.

the ashy-haired psycho skins 51 buzzards in rapid succession without a further emote, producing the most epic page-spam in existence. I will never forget this and the others involved won't I'm sure.
---

I Laughed so hard, i wept!

[Ghost]

To a lirathan:

"You have beautiful eyes...

... And by eyes, I meant breasts."

(P.S:  Don't ever do this kids, this is done by pros and in a safe environment)

[Bogre]

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[in a bugged room with 51 buzzard corpses]

an ashy-haired psycho says, in Sirihish: "I got this."
an ashy-haired psycho brandishes a shitty sword

an ashy-haired psycho leaps into the pile of dead birds swinging, gore and feathers going everywhere.

the ashy-haired psycho skins 51 buzzards in rapid succession without a further emote, producing the most epic page-spam in existence. I will never forget this and the others involved won't I'm sure.
---

That cracks me up.

For my most memorable one liners by someone else:

The templar in a blue silk hood looks over the group at the altar.

The templar in a blue silk hood says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Kill them all."

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A favorite personal one of mine:

*After getting chewed out for stealing shit from Winrothol with my pickpocket*

You shake your head, walking angrily past the Tenneshi sergeant.

The Tenneshi sergeant says, turning to face you and shaking a fist,
"And what's more, Fej, you're -bad- at it! You're not even a good thief!"

You turn back towards the sergeant, lifting up a very expensive mask that had been in the sergeant's pack just seconds before.

You say, with a gleam in your green eyes,
"Am I?"

[Preacher]

Recently refered to myself as the "erdlu whisperer".

[Salt Merchant]

The bitchy vivaduan says, in sirihish:
    "We can't fix stupid."

     

[Fathi]

The one liner is not mine. It belongs to Iota who is awesome.

A Salarr employee is invited into her boss' office to help "clean up."

Unknowingly, she walks in on the aftermath of a gristly quadruple-murder. Her gore-splattered boss sits on the floor, numbly puffing on a tube of Thodeliv. Laid out on the office floor are the bodies of four children, their heads smashed in. The ldescs of many of the room's objects have been changed to reflect just how much splatter took place.

Employee's verdict on the situation?

"... Boss, I think we're gonna need like.... a towel."

[FuSoYa]

Fathi. 

Post the one about... 'lessons on driving an argosy'. 

Pwease.

I can't do it justice.

Brandon

[Synthesis]

The templar in a blue silk hood looks over the group at the altar.

The templar in a blue silk hood says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Kill them all."

Ha, I died there.

P.S. Accents hadn't been implemented yet, duh!

[Yam]

The one liner is not mine. It belongs to Iota who is awesome.

A Salarr employee is invited into her boss' office to help "clean up."

Unknowingly, she walks in on the aftermath of a gristly quadruple-murder. Her gore-splattered boss sits on the floor, numbly puffing on a tube of Thodeliv. Laid out on the office floor are the bodies of four children, their heads smashed in. The ldescs of many of the room's objects have been changed to reflect just how much splatter took place.

Employee's verdict on the situation?

"... Boss, I think we're gonna need like.... a towel."

A little girl says to her boss in adorable-accented sirihish:
        "Hey boss, I got a present for you!"

A boss says, apprehensively, in sirihish:
        "Uh..."

A little girl points to a cage full of half-dead children, grinning mischievously.

[jhunter]

The slender, scary-looking templar shouts, in sirihish: "CITIZEN!"

The average-looking nobody poops.

[Bogre]

The templar in a blue silk hood looks over the group at the altar.

The templar in a blue silk hood says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Kill them all."

Ha, I died there.

P.S. Accents hadn't been implemented yet, duh!

Which one were you?

And do you have a log?

[rishenko]

 The bearded asshole says, out of character:
     "Good god, I feel like I should ask for a fade."

The spastic, insane woman says, out of character:
     "You can't even HEAR HIS DIALOGUE."

The bearded asshole says, out of character:
     "Shit, the emotes are enough."

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At the conclusion of the matter referenced above:

Idly, the bearded asshole says to the ashy-man, in southern-accented sirihish:
     "You're fucking depraved."

Performing a perfunctory fist pump, the ashy man shouts, in sirihish:
     "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAR SALAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!"

Lifting his head, the black dwarf exclaims, in sirihish:
     "YAAAAAAAARRRR!"

Balling a fist, hollering loudly, the spastic, insane woman shouts in sirihish:
     "YARRRRRR!"

Half-heartedly, the bearded asshole says, in southern-accented sirihish:
     "Yar."

[Synthesis]

The templar in a blue silk hood looks over the group at the altar.

The templar in a blue silk hood says, in southern-accented sirihish,
"Kill them all."

Ha, I died there.

P.S. Accents hadn't been implemented yet, duh!

Which one were you?

And do you have a log?

No log.  I was the dwarf that got one-shot KO'ed by one of the templars after backstabbing his cat-girl aide.  Ironically, I was (one of) the one(s) who ratted you all out.

[Me]

*points to the signature below*

Most epic rp ever.