Memorable One-Liners

[Pale Horse]

On the subject of fingers and dicks:

At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, to the tow-headed, pallid young woman:
     "Y'can find out if folks got dick-shaped fingers by lookin' at their hands."

At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish:
     "An' y'can find out if folks got finger-shaped dicks by askin' onnnnne simple quess'n."

At your table, the tow-headed, pallid young woman says in sirihish, leaning forward and lifting an eyebrow at the short, aquiline young woman:
     "...Annn'..Tha' question is?"

The short, aquiline young woman holds up a single finger, then turns toward you, looking you square in the eye.

The ebon-braided, flint-eyed man casually leans on an elbow, matching the short, aquiline young woman's gaze.

At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, to you, her tone grave:
     "Khortoc Salarr. Were you born in Tuluk?"

The vibrant, bead-tressed brunette bursts into a laugh, tilting her head back.

The tow-headed, pallid young woman's shoulders shake as she erupts into giggles, then leans back in her seat and shakes her head.

At your table, you say in sirihish, licking his teeth once, then replying with equal somberness:
     "Have I slit m'throat outta self-loathin' yet?"

The delicate, tribal-inked young woman smacks her forehead with her hand, chuckling quietly.

The pert, tanned woman flashes a grin, chuckling softly.

At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, turning back to the tow-headed, pallid young woman, dropping her head once:
     "As a doctor, I can fully state that his dick is normal."

At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish:
     "... As normal as anathin' attached to Khortoc is."

At your table, you say in sirihish, holding up a finger:
     "Which means it's got about a fifty-fifty chance'a bein' drunk at any given time, like th'rest'a me."

At your table, you say in sirihish, lips quirking to the side:
     "... an' I'd say "or covered in blood," but that'd be in poor taste."

At your table, the short, aquiline young woman says in tribal-accented sirihish, bobbing her head a few times, musing idly:
     "Or covered in--"

Wow..I didn't remember this happening until I saw the short desc. of one of the people at the table and thought "Hey!  That's one of my old characters!"

[morrigan]

So...it's not in game, but it's Arm related kinda, and amusingish..

Scene: Dallas APM, NYE.

Dan: "I'm not trying to hug you, I'm getting a beer.....awkward.."

Morrigan unwraps his arms from around Dan and looks away, blushing.

[tortall]

So...it's not in game, but it's Arm related kinda, and amusingish..

Scene: Dallas APM, NYE.

Dan: "I'm not trying to hug you, I'm getting a beer.....awkward.."

Morrigan unwraps his arms from around Dan and looks away, blushing.

ROFL!!! <3

[saquartey]

Rairen always makes me want to play again!

[Dan]

So...it's not in game, but it's Arm related kinda, and amusingish..

Scene: Dallas APM, NYE.

Dan: "I'm not trying to hug you, I'm getting a beer.....awkward.."

Morrigan unwraps his arms from around Dan and looks away, blushing.

HAHAHAHA!

[Bast]

This was years ago with my very first  PC. I didn't read a lot of the docks before diving in. I think I had been playing like an hour got recruited to the Atrium like right away. So this fellow is showing me where all the good shops are making a lesson of it. We walk into the grocers. Theirs a dead young breed woman laying on the floor in a pool of blood. I gasped dramatically, cover my mouth, or something to that effect. his response was something along the lines of

As he crosses the room stepping casually over the corpse, the random man says in sirihish: I know! Can you believe these prices! Its highway robbery!"

Ill never forget that because that was the moment that sold me on Arm

[RogueGunslinger]

OH shit, that's awesome, Bast. and deserving of so many kudos.

[Cerelum]

This was years ago with my very first  PC. I didn't read a lot of the docks before diving in. I think I had been playing like an hour got recruited to the Atrium like right away. So this fellow is showing me where all the good shops are making a lesson of it. We walk into the grocers. Theirs a dead young breed woman laying on the floor in a pool of blood. I gasped dramatically, cover my mouth, or something to that effect. his response was something along the lines of

As he crosses the room stepping casually over the corpse, the random man says in sirihish: I know! Can you believe these prices! Its highway robbery!"

Ill never forget that because that was the moment that sold me on Arm

That is awesome, I want to know who this was...

[nihilist]

That captures the world so well.

[Lurekus]

i swear, in 9 out of 10 scenes, which involve a body that wasnt made by the people currently in the room, 'someone' of those present would always sigh dramatically and comment on how the spreading pool of blood screws up the decor, and it'd be a pain to clean up. I mean like 9 out of 10 times.

[Cerelum]

i swear, in 9 out of 10 scenes, which involve a body that wasnt made by the people currently in the room, 'someone' of those present would always sigh dramatically and comment on how the spreading pool of blood screws up the decor, and it'd be a pain to clean up. I mean like 9 out of 10 times.

Are you daring to down play that this...

This was years ago with my very first  PC. I didn't read a lot of the docks before diving in. I think I had been playing like an hour got recruited to the Atrium like right away. So this fellow is showing me where all the good shops are making a lesson of it. We walk into the grocers. Theirs a dead young breed woman laying on the floor in a pool of blood. I gasped dramatically, cover my mouth, or something to that effect. his response was something along the lines of

As he crosses the room stepping casually over the corpse, the random man says in sirihish: I know! Can you believe these prices! Its highway robbery!"

Ill never forget that because that was the moment that sold me on Arm

...was awesome?  If so you should be beaten.  It is awesome.

[IAmJacksOpinion]

Sargeant so-and-so who-ever says, on the subject of kank-riding:
   "It's easy! You just gotta let it know who's bitch and who's boss!"

It's not really a terrific quote, but it made me laugh. I find myself using it a lot IRL (like at work "C'mon! Show that machine who's bitch and who's boss!")  and to this day when I have to teach n00bz how to ride, that quote is always lesson 1.

[Majikal]

BUMP

Continue on folks.

[Mazy]

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1hp 20mv 0st>FUCKING WAKE UP ALREADY! -.-
What?

1hp 20mv 0st>Don't what me, Mud.
What?

2hp 26mv 0st>I said don't what me.
You'll have to wake up first.


I do stuff like this to entertain myself. I'm so strange. 

[Qzzrbl]

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1hp 20mv 0st>FUCKING WAKE UP ALREADY! -.-
What?

1hp 20mv 0st>Don't what me, Mud.
What?

2hp 26mv 0st>I said don't what me.
You'll have to wake up first.


I do stuff like this to entertain myself. I'm so strange. 

You're not alone.

[FantasyWriter]

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1hp 20mv 0st>FUCKING WAKE UP ALREADY! -.-
What?

1hp 20mv 0st>Don't what me, Mud.
What?

2hp 26mv 0st>I said don't what me.
You'll have to wake up first.


I do stuff like this to entertain myself. I'm so strange. 

You're not alone.

We should start a club.

my favorite...
YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE!

tell ginka Oh yes, the f*** I can!!!
You do not see that person here.

[Majikal]

Sit at chest
You can't sit on a blue chest.

Sit on chest
You sit on a blue chest.

think Wtf?

[Dan]

Sit at chest
You can't sit on a blue chest.

Sit on chest
You sit on a blue chest.

think Wtf?

Think (OOC) Dude, syntax issue. Roll with it you filthy mindbender.

[Fredd]

This was years ago with my very first  PC. I didn't read a lot of the docks before diving in. I think I had been playing like an hour got recruited to the Atrium like right away. So this fellow is showing me where all the good shops are making a lesson of it. We walk into the grocers. Theirs a dead young breed woman laying on the floor in a pool of blood. I gasped dramatically, cover my mouth, or something to that effect. his response was something along the lines of

As he crosses the room stepping casually over the corpse, the random man says in sirihish: I know! Can you believe these prices! Its highway robbery!"

Ill never forget that because that was the moment that sold me on Arm

Wow... One of the best i've read so far.

[HavokBlue]

I keep a notepad file of one-liners I come up with and have it open at all times during play as a reminder should I ever find myself in a situation where they're appropriate.

I'm not sure if that makes me awesome or a dork.

[Fredd]

I keep a notepad file of one-liners I come up with and have it open at all times during play as a reminder should I ever find myself in a situation where they're appropriate.

I'm not sure if that makes me awesome or a dork.

Can't it be both?

[Reiloth]

The immense, rune-inked man makes quote mark symbols, which probably mean nothing
to the lofty, cunyati-tanned man, or ninty-percent of the room.

At a highly polished table, you overhear the lofty, cunyati-tanned man say in so
uthern-accented sirihish, quote-marking back at the immense, rune-inked man:
     "Uh? What is this? Tregil ears?"

[jstorrie]

Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.

[Reiloth]

Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.

I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.

[Qzzrbl]

Haha. Why did you ever retire that guy? You dope. You ruined my life.

I was going through a tough break-up. Still I consider it to be the worst idea I had in my Arm career.

I remember that time he got kicked through a chair.