Memorable One-Liners

Started by FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit, August 19, 2003, 01:11:11 AM

The obviously bugged NPC rises up from the ground.

The obviously bugged NPC says, "There can be only one!"

The soldiers again kill the obviously bugged NPC.

The obviously bugged NPC rises up from the ground.

The obviously bugged NPC says, "There can be only one!"

The soldiers again kill...

And six or seven more times of this.
Evolution ends when stupidity is no longer fatal."

Lol, Twilight, you said that 6 years ago. It was a good one, though.
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.


The merchant exclaims, in sirihish:
     "I could sell ice to the Eskimos!"

The merchant man says, OOC:
     "Oh, wait, lmao. I mean sand to the d-elves."
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli

A [X] argosy doesn't move, but it rumbles and shakes anyway.
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.

someone sends you the telepathic message:
"Hrum hrum hrum hrum."

someone sends you the telepathic message:
"That's the sound of a mindworm eating your brainz."
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

LOL.

<3 the mindworm one. Hahahahahaha.
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game

You send a telepathic message to the <xyz woman>:
     "*His mental contact withdrawing from your mind* Jubaal out!"
The figure in a dark hooded cloak says in rinthi-accented Sirihish, 'Winrothol Tor Fale?'

Setup: Following two game crashes one after the other.


Sagely, you say, in allundean:
      "Yah ever feel like.. tha whole world just quits existing for a moment er two.."

With a sage nod of her own, someone says to you, in allundean:
      "Kah...twice this week."

A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

The <sdesc> demon sends you a telepathic message:
"Do not meddle in affairs you do not understand, mortal."

Quote from: Majikal on May 24, 2009, 01:14:30 PM
Setup: Following two game crashes one after the other.


Sagely, you say, in allundean:
      "Yah ever feel like.. tha whole world just quits existing for a moment er two.."

With a sage nod of her own, someone says to you, in allundean:
      "Kah...twice this week."



You totally stole that line off me.  ;)
Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

*Names, descs, and situations removed to protect the innocent.... and the not so innocent*

The cool dwarf says to the tough guy, in cool-accented sirihish:
           "Don't see how you fucks deal with all that hair, just seems... unnatural."

The tough guy says to the cool dwarf, in tough guy-accented sirihish:
           "Tell ya' what, I get the killin' blow on this next shit-kisser of a gith, ya' walk around with a quirri hide on ya' head for a week."

The cool dwarf says to the tough guy, in cool-accented sirihish:
           "......Fuckin' yar mate."
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Hacking away at the lifeless corpse of a mantis, the tough guy says, in tough guy-accented sirihish:
           "Cut me 'eh? Ya' creepy sunva' bitch! Now look at ya'! All dead an' shit!"

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Pointing to the sexy woman, the tough guy says to the new guy, in tough guy-accented sirihish:
           "Touch her again an' I'll be cleavin' ya' empty head from ya' shoulders, drink my mornin' breather outta' your skull, then take my evenin' piss in it. Understood?"

With a smile, the sexy woman says, in sexy-accented sirihish:
           "So dreamy...."
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

"We can't stop here - this is gith country!"
-Veddi Gologani al Azia

May not hold much humor but I got a helluva laugh of this.

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The cautious man says, in sirihish:
     "Be very careful going down."

The new guy nods, beginning his descent.

The cautious man begins to lower himself down the spire.

The new guy tries to climb, but slips.

The new guy plummets to the ground below.
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

I found the following somewhat more amusing:

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The boss says to the half-giant guard, in sirihish:
      "I'll go down first. You guard my back."

The boss tries to climb, but slips.

(forgetting that follow was on)
The half-giant guard follows the boss down, but slips.

The boss plummets to the ground below.

The half-giant guard plummets to the ground below.

(After landing, the boss hits his head on something and passes out)

Someone shouts from above:
      "Hey, boss, are you down there?"

The half-giant guard shouts:
      "Boss is taking a nap now."

Someone shouts from above:
      "Taking a nap where?"

The half-giant guard shouts:
      "Under me."
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.

>Feeling nauseous, you think:
     "That was disgusting."

>You think:
     "Also, awesome."
EvilRoeSlade wrote:
QuoteYou find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.
You shout, in sirihish:
"I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"
QuoteA staff member sends:
     "You are likely dead."

I think we were trying to drag a bench into a room so we could stand on it and peek through a window. I can't remember why.


Obediently, the beefy guard woman strains as she lifts a wide-legged stone bench.
A wide-legged stone bench doesn't move.

In amusement, the other woman looks at a wide-legged stone bench.

Carved of polished black stone, this bench sits on wide, triangular legs,
which afford it an almost immovable quality.  It is unadorned, and simple
but elegant in its construction.
On a wide-legged stone bench (here) :
nothing

Moving to help the beefy guard woman, the other woman strains as she lifts a wide-legged stone bench.
A wide-legged stone bench doesn't move.

Stooping, you lift a wide-legged stone bench with all your strength.
A wide-legged stone bench half rises from the ground.

Grunting with effort, the other woman says, in bendune:
     "Motherfucking ginkaspines."

The other woman stops lifting a wide-legged stone bench.
A wide-legged stone bench settles to the ground.

Groaning as she lifts the thing, you say to the other woman, in bendune:
     "Flaming fucking..."

The figure in a hooded, tan-colored greatcloak just trails off.

The other woman says to the beefy guard woman, in bendune:
     ".. nevermind."

The muscular, tawny-skinned woman stops lifting a wide-legged stone bench.

You stop lifting a wide-legged stone bench.

The other woman says to you, in bendune:
     "No WONDER those things've been there so long."
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

One I just remembered from my first character:

A tuluki explains the meaning of his tattoos to my Byn sergeant, then...

Tapping a finger against the two stripes tattooed on his throat, you say to the man, in sirihish:
         "Oh yeah? Well, -this- means I'm a violent, alcoholic son-of-a-'tok!"
Quote from: nessalin on July 11, 2016, 02:48:32 PM
Trunk
hidden by 'body/torso'
hides nipples

Somewhere, in Tuluk...

At your table, the indescript man says in sirihish, turning to the other man:
      "Where are people's manners lately?"

The other man says to the indescript man, in sirihish:
      "Gone south."
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli

The Kuraci Agent looks at you appraisingly.

The Kuraci Agent says in Sirihish, "Well how about this ... I'll give you the order now, and if you don't pay us back we'll track you down and kill you. Sound fair?
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.

Quote from: Archbaron on August 02, 2009, 01:08:07 AM
Somewhere, in Tuluk...

At your table, the indescript man says in sirihish, turning to the other man:
      "Where are people's manners lately?"

The other man says to the indescript man, in sirihish:
      "Gone south."


I honestly wonder if the person that said that, knew what he was saying before he typed it. I pretty much laughed for like 12 minutes straight.
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on May 20, 2013, 11:16:52 PM
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.

Quote from: Riev on August 02, 2009, 01:31:29 AM
Quote from: Archbaron on August 02, 2009, 01:08:07 AM
Somewhere, in Tuluk...

At your table, the indescript man says in sirihish, turning to the other man:
      "Where are people's manners lately?"

The other man says to the indescript man, in sirihish:
      "Gone south."


I honestly wonder if the person that said that, knew what he was saying before he typed it. I pretty much laughed for like 12 minutes straight.
It was quipped out really fast, so either he was really on the ball or just typed in the first thing that came to his head.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli

The really friendly, female half-giant says in sirihish:
"What ya's wants me ta do, sir?"

The super, brave Sargeant says in sirihish:
"Just cover my rear, ok? Make sure nothin' sneaks up."

The really friendly, female half-giant steps behind the super, brave Sargeant, grabbing his ass.

The super, brave Sargeant shouts in sirihish:
"Ahhh! The feck ya doin'?! Please...for the love of Krath...don't squeeze!!!"
A staff member sends:
     "I hate you. :p"

Grimacing, the elf says to you, in allundean:
     "Jesus."

The elf says, out of character:
     "..."

>emote didn't hear that
You didn't hear that.

The elf did not mention IRL religious leader's names.

Grimacing, the elf says to you, in allundean:
     "Krath."
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

BUMP!

I want more, I'm nearly crying over these.
Quote from: BleakOne
Dammit Kol you made me laugh too.
Quote
A staff member sends:
     "Hi! Please don't kill the sparring dummy."

At your table, bobbing a series of loose nods to you, the Salarri agent says in sirihish:
      "'Ey, Laila, how's shit?"

At your table, dropping an amiable nod back to the Salarri agent, you say in sirihish:
      "Brown, and smells like Bynners."
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.