Not for the faint of heart:
List your most epic fail/win regarding mudsex in arm. I will get the ball rolling with a paraphrased version:
>Amos is going down on a girly.
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You are a little hungry.
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Girly peaks and gushes all over Amos.
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You are a little hungry.
You are thirsty.
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I think this is all a bit too personal.
But I have dehydrated/suffered from hunger during some scenes.
I think most mudsex is fail. You're mentally masturbating, and possibly physically masturbating too. I've done it only for purposes of RP, like when I electrocuted someone that was sleeping with my character while they were having sex. That was cool.
how about no.
Quote from: Marshmellow on November 06, 2010, 10:39:31 AM
I think most mudsex is fail. You're mentally masturbating, and possibly physically masturbating too.
Disagree there. I'd say 90% of all players do it only for roleplay purposes, and get their kicks elsewhere. Personally, I get my kicks out of affectionnate roleplay while clothes are still on - I'm just a hopeless romantic. When the cuddling develops to sex, I prefer to fade unless there is a roleplay reason not to (for instance, the fire and heat hemotes I had with my Krathi) - it just takes way too much time to play out.
I have no problem with affectionate roleplay or mudsex, so long as there is a reason to mudsex besides the fact that the characters are horny. If my character and your character are going to make naughty bits interact, that's cool, but actually playing it out? Only if there's a real reason to play it out. Examples include a hidden magicker has a tendency to have their magicks lose control when they're excited, or because there's some deformity that is hidden by clothes or... etc etc etc. Mudsex just because the characters are having sex? Not my cup o' tea. It just feels like an excuse to have a digital fling or feels like an alternative to porn, in my eyes.
That's exactly my point... I don't think the 'interactive porn' for kicks is actually happening. I'd think the dirty closet people without RL relationships hang out in sex chatrooms, not Armageddon. So, please don't unjustly accuse our playerbase of mudsexing as a porn replacement.
If you're going to gloss over the 'tale' with 'once in the dunes' go for it. But for the love of brandy, don't paste actually lines from your mudsex without posting in the subject NSFW. Some players fade for a reason. Kthnxbai.
I prefer the ill-fated romance. Good, healthy conflict and a chance to start over when the ranger bites the dust.
My epic mudsex win is that I've never used the word "gushes" in any line, ever.
I have, but I think the context was liquid gushing out of someone's nose.
Quote from: Wolfsong on November 06, 2010, 06:50:24 PM
I have, but I think the context was liquid gushing out of someone's nose.
Okay. Well. Any mudsex line. Ever.
Quote from: boog on November 06, 2010, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: Wolfsong on November 06, 2010, 06:50:24 PM
I have, but I think the context was liquid gushing out of someone's nose.
Okay. Well. Any mudsex line. Ever.
Yeah. Like I said.
I like fading. It's funny to see what type of emotes people throw out.
"so and so does amazing things, in multiple positions. At the same time. For awhile. It was good."
I prefer to imagine that mudsex doesn't occur, because...well...I think it's more than a little pathetic.
Quote from: Synthesis on November 07, 2010, 02:56:13 AM
I prefer to imagine that mudsex doesn't occur, because...well...I think it's more than a little pathetic horrifying.
Eh, I've never given two stuffs either way about mudsex. I'm not the type of guy who actively tries to mudsex with every character, but nor do I see it as any worse than two characters RPing out an extended game of Kruth. Probably won't spur any world-changing plots or further any story lines, but who cares? If it's what your character would do, go ahead.
(In fact, it's much more likely to spur a plot than a game of Kruth, if ya think about it. At least, I can think of several examples in literature where sex is relevant to the plot or otherwise used to make the characters seem more human.)
I have a suspicion that the whole "ickiness" surrounding mudsex is the assumption that some, perhaps many, players only engage in mudsex to get themselves off. A baseless assumption, and even if there is, hypothetically speaking, a handful of players who mudsex just to get themselves off IRL, why should I care?
Jeeze, do some of you people really think that mudsex is pathetic, or some crazy fetish?
o-O
For fuck's sake.
I've made teh mudsexxors before, hell, I may or may not have even raped someone IG.... But it was all IC, and not to fulfill some hawt fantasy in my brain.
... By that logic, every Byn player has a thing for shoveling poop, taking orders, and falling off of mountains.
ooc Sorry about driving the argosy off the cliff guys, I was playing with one hand.
Quote from: Qzzrbl on November 07, 2010, 05:02:34 AM
Jeeze, do some of you people really think that mudsex is pathetic, or some crazy fetish?
o-O
For fuck's sake.
I've made teh mudsexxors before, hell, I may or may not have even raped someone IG.... But it was all IC, and not to fulfill some hawt fantasy in my brain.
... By that logic, every Byn player has a thing for shoveling poop, taking orders, and falling off of mountains.
Wanted to post something to this effect. People play out torture scenes, too.
... Of course there's going to be more elucidation during emoted mudsex.
Generally.
The original poster's request was to for those responding to post their mudsex epic fails or wins. Your disagreements with those who emote it out, or not, wasn't what the thread was addressing.
Stay on topic.
That said..
.. Most epic mudsex FAIL.. A prostitute is going down on my character, and I mention that I had just chugged a whole bottle of spice ale.
She starts, all of a sudden, emoting getting a -huge- methelinoc rush and spazzing all over my char's apt floor. She actually rolls eyes in back of head and crumples on the floor (now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure she contacted or barriered til she passed out, but.. you fucking kidding me?!)
That shit had me dying in laughter for days.
Wen.
I find it all a little fun and a lot funny. It's a nice change of pace IG a lot of the time.
We did an entire scene in metaphor once..
or twice.
Akaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not. I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade. The person on the other end? Didn't have anything to do with my character again. Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?
I'm not saying that the entire playerbase is like this. I'm stating that I believe there are SOME people like that. I refuse to be for them something they can get from a porn site, and if everyone else has to miss out on mudsex with me because I didn't think there was a good reason to play it, too bad because them's the breaks. I will ONLY play through mudsex if there I think there is a good reason, and that doesn't happen very often.
Mudsex takes up too much time that could better be spent trying to get other things moving instead of playing the "2-player with the nekkid hack" version of Arm.
I think (yes, still derailing here) the question of whether or whether not to is interesting. I am going to make a confession here. I think for me part of it is curiosity. . It's not to get off, but rather because it's unknown. It's probably the same impulse that makes reality tv so compelling.
I'm fine with fading and usually prefer fading most of the time after the first time. Because really, unless there's going to be some change in dynamic between the two pcs we've already been there and done that and we can make better use of our RP time. (When I win lotto and quit my job and Arm all day, I may feel differently.)
I also find mudsex intimidating. And I'm not that strong an emoter. So there are times I'll go out of my way to avoid it.
Generally though my pcs fail as hedonists. Most of them are turned off by the idea of random encounters with random dookie-heads.
I should try and be more Zalanthan about it. (When I win lotto and quit my job and Arm all day, I may feel differently.
Quote from: Marshmellow on November 07, 2010, 09:02:00 AM
Akaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not. I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade. The person on the other end? Didn't have anything to do with my character again. Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?
Eh, I tend to lose interest in any having of sex encounters with a given character after one or two times regardless of fade or not. I mean, we've established how it goes more or less, doing it again is going to be either tedious or awkward. (I use fading some amount of the time, but it generally feels awkward. Then again, as a slightly slow emoter, being locked in passion for three days is a bit awkward as well.) So if I've done this or do this, it's not because you faded, but because I am easily bored, and I would be even more likely to avoid you if you wanted to play it out every. single. time.
I wish I'd been here long enough to be on-topic. :-[
Quote from: Hot_Dancer on November 07, 2010, 07:35:11 AM
We did an entire scene in metaphor once..
or twice.
Logs or it didn't happen.
Quote from: Marshmellow on November 07, 2010, 09:02:00 AM
Akaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not. I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade. The person on the other end? Didn't have anything to do with my character again. Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?
Yes, I think so, because there could easily have been dozens of legitimate and perfectly IC reasons to avoid your character afterwards, Zalanthas isn't realistically a world of long, lasting, and monogamic relationships. The fade / breakup could very easily have been a coincidence. My characters, over time, have dumped other characters countless times after one or two sessions of sex, faded or not, for reasons that were not mudsex related at all. Assume innocent intentions unless you absolutely have solid proof stating otherwise - which, as a player, you will never have.
Yeah. I can get bored with mudsexxing too, but I don't think it's pathetic. There's at least one sex scene in y'know, regular novels. There's nothing pathetic or sad about it, I really don't think; there is a lot more you can gain from your character emoting and you experiencing the scene, most times, than FTB. You don't have to emote each twitchy action, you can gloss over the gore. I just don't appreciate people calling others sad or pathetic because they might have a PC prone to such things every once in a while. Lord. :P
That's not to say I've experienced sex scenes I don't wanna forget. But I think that goes to say about any kind of scene in an RP game. :P
My favorite mudsex fail moment was more of a lack of mudsex moment. Characters are (unexpectedly) getting hot and heavy. Just as things are starting to happen, the guy asks if she's on the mix. Normally being more interested in girls, the character goes "uh, no." Insert frantic half-clothed run through several rooms, some of them public, in an increasingly frustrated search for a packet of mul mix.
...
Proportionately, if I count instances, I fade more than I mudsex. But there are times it really makes a lot more sense to the scene to go through with it and see how the characters would play off each other, or to see if something crazy is going to happen. Since I know I personally don't get anything out of mudsex in a sexual sense, I tend to give the other person the benefit of the doubt as well, in assuming they are more interested in the scene and the development of the interpersonal relationship and difficulties there than in the sex emotes. And even if they are, I don't really care, unless or until the emotes slow down annoyingly (which happens RARELY). Even then the annoyance is mostly because they are wasting my time. I tend to mind my own business and let other people mind theirs.
If mudsexing makes you uncomfortable then by all means don't do it. But if you're basing your discomfort on the assumption that the person on the other end is getting off on it... I'd be willing to be that you're wrong more often than not.
Mudsex kind of is weird. Not in general but for me specifically since if I indulge, I tend to lose interest in it and sort of go surfing the internets. This invariably leads me to forget I'm supposed to toss out an emote of thrusting or heaving or groaning, because I'm too busy reading about vagina dentata on Wikipedia, or possibly looking up pictures of kittens. Then I get all paranoid because I think that a person may think the exaggerated pause is because I am running off to fetch a paper towel or a handy sock or what-have you. Then I feel compelled to explain myself. Or have to break in the middle with: ooc I need to go AFK for a couple minutes because I'm starving and red mudsexer needs food badly. Or ooc Sorry for the delayed response. I was just looking up the lyrics to Purple Haze.
So, it's just a lot easier for my harried self-consciousness to simply FTB.
But rest assured, if my char dumps yours after a night of hot hot virtual frolicking, it isn't because you haven't satisfied me as a player.
I tend to reference soulful bari-sax solos or heartfelt string ensemble swells when I fade. Fail or Win?
I usually don't mind playing it out, and I tend to leave the decision in the hands of the other player. That is, unless sex is a regular occurrence between mates or something similar, then I prefer to reach an OOC understanding that "hey, our characters intimately maintain their relationship virtually." Otherwise, it's nice to have the chance to get caught by interested parties, or play out how they feel about certain things. Believe it or not, guys, sex can be emotional!
But how about a list? The internet loves lists, right? So here's Zoltan's Official Mudsex Fail/Win list, 2010 Edition!
1. I don't diddle myself during mudsex, but I've had some shaaaamefully graphic sessions. Uh, I'm sure that goes for many. :-[
2. I learned how =/+ works from a helpful player during a bit of mudsex. I recently enthused to Valeria that I actually managed to use the symbol outside of an intimate encounter! Where's my karma?
3. I sent a kudos for someone's mudsex. You had to be there to understand.
4. I had a character who masturbated once to experiment with a certain spell. He was an... active young man. My poor clan staffers. :-\
5. I pulled a prank through an emote, referencing something hard at my waist banging against something, and then revealing it to be my sword's hilt. Durrrrr.
6. em viciously sexes %ladyfriend on the waist, doing frightening pleasure!
7. My last Byn leader PC did a shameful amount of business over the Way while getting it on. It got me on a noble's bad side once.
8. I sometimes purposefully turn ultra-melodramatic and romance novel-esque with my mudsexin' emotes. What's another word for "engorged?"
Ever since that masturbating magicker I mentioned at number four, I've downplayed all my characters' sexuality considerably. It's like everything else, if you over-play it you need to give it a break sometime! Or your palms will turn hairy or something. Anyway, fear not lads and lasses of the Arm community, someday Zoltan may return to ravish your fortunate PCs with his large, throbbing three line emotes and pounding, rhythmic response times.
Quote from: Zoltan on November 07, 2010, 02:46:20 PM
4. I had a character who masturbated once to experiment with a certain spell. He was an... active young man. My poor clan staffers. :-\
That was an awesome PC.
Tried to mudsexx in polymeter once.
It's up to you if that's a win or fail.
Quote from: Zoltan on November 07, 2010, 02:46:20 PM
8. I sometimes purposefully turn ultra-melodramatic and romance novel-esque with my mudsexin' emotes. What's another word for "engorged?"
Tumid. It was on my dictionary.com flashcard list last night.
Quote from: Zoltan on November 07, 2010, 02:46:20 PM
4. I had a character who masturbated once to experiment with a certain spell. He was an... active young man. My poor clan staffers. :-\
I had a slave masturbate in the Red Officers' Barracks at the Tor Academy. An imm animated disgusted officers once or twice before the Warlord was informed. It even made it into my account notes. /brag
Quote from: Zoltan on November 07, 2010, 02:46:20 PM
I tend to reference soulful bari-sax solos or heartfelt string ensemble swells when I fade. Fail or Win?
I usually don't mind playing it out, and I tend to leave the decision in the hands of the other player. That is, unless sex is a regular occurrence between mates or something similar, then I prefer to reach an OOC understanding that "hey, our characters intimately maintain their relationship virtually." Otherwise, it's nice to have the chance to get caught by interested parties, or play out how they feel about certain things. Believe it or not, guys, sex can be emotional!
But how about a list? The internet loves lists, right? So here's Zoltan's Official Mudsex Fail/Win list, 2010 Edition!
1. I don't diddle myself during mudsex, but I've had some shaaaamefully graphic sessions. Uh, I'm sure that goes for many. :-[
2. I learned how =/+ works from a helpful player during a bit of mudsex. I recently enthused to Valeria that I actually managed to use the symbol outside of an intimate encounter! Where's my karma?
3. I sent a kudos for someone's mudsex. You had to be there to understand.
4. I had a character who masturbated once to experiment with a certain spell. He was an... active young man. My poor clan staffers. :-\
5. I pulled a prank through an emote, referencing something hard at my waist banging against something, and then revealing it to be my sword's hilt. Durrrrr.
6. em viciously sexes %ladyfriend on the waist, doing frightening pleasure!
7. My last Byn leader PC did a shameful amount of business over the Way while getting it on. It got me on a noble's bad side once.
8. I sometimes purposefully turn ultra-melodramatic and romance novel-esque with my mudsexin' emotes. What's another word for "engorged?"
Ever since that masturbating magicker I mentioned at number four, I've downplayed all my characters' sexuality considerably. It's like everything else, if you over-play it you need to give it a break sometime! Or your palms will turn hairy or something. Anyway, fear not lads and lasses of the Arm community, someday Zoltan may return to ravish your fortunate PCs with his large, throbbing three line emotes and pounding, rhythmic response times.
I lol'd. :D
Quote from: Is Friday on November 07, 2010, 03:50:50 PM
Quote from: Zoltan on November 07, 2010, 02:46:20 PM
4. I had a character who masturbated once to experiment with a certain spell. He was an... active young man. My poor clan staffers. :-\
I had a slave masturbate in the Red Officers' Barracks at the Tor Academy. An imm animated disgusted officers once or twice before the Warlord was informed. It even made it into my account notes. /brag
Your mud-sturbation is never safe.
Quote from: Zoltan on November 07, 2010, 02:46:20 PM
7. My last Byn leader PC did a shameful amount of business over the Way while getting it on.
Guilty. ::)
Quote from: Aaron Goulet on November 07, 2010, 03:03:41 PM
Quote from: Zoltan on November 07, 2010, 02:46:20 PM
4. I had a character who masturbated once to experiment with a certain spell. He was an... active young man. My poor clan staffers. :-\
That was an awesome PC.
That was a pretty rockin' crew. *tip of the hat*
My favorite past PC attempted to carry on a psionic conversation about his future with Great Lord Rennik whilst distracted by another noble.
At least that was a high-vocabulary relationship.
With my male dwarf, and a female dwarf. I will paraphrase.
Heavy petting in the bushes etc etc...
Me OOC: Should we...
The other PC: Yeah we should.
The other PC begins to unbuckle her belt and push her pants down.
Me OOC: Wait, I meant fade, did you?
The other PC: Um, yeah, sure, thats what I meant. Heh.
Love this thread.
Epic fail: In a threesome with two characters with the same keyword in their desc. Used the keyword instead of the name in a % and <censored> the wrong person's <censored>.
Epic win: Premature ejaculation. Cost my char a job, a best friend and eventually his life.
On whether or not to, every character I've created has been influenced by sex, just like every person I've ever met. Some were horrified at even the thought, others ambivalent, some were aggressive sexual predators, some violent, brutal and dominant, others submissive and easily abused, some deeply romantic and clingy and others dismissive once finished.
I believe that each and every encounter develops the character of my PCs in some way, whether it be a raid, someone trying to steal some coins from his pack, a run in with a templar or a freaky, hanging from the ceiling sex scene.
Was it good, was it bad, does one suddenly become clingy and the other more distant, is there chemistry, did it leave a mark, how does it change him/her, how does it change his/her relationships with others, is there a jealous ex-lover?
Years ago, my guilder ran into Mansa's Kadian in the Barrel (now Red's for the kids.) He's piss-on-yourself drunk and spiced. And my pc is a drinker too.
So, we being the debaunched dirtbags we were decided to get it on on the couches. And another pc shows up. They decide to have sex with us too.
Now my pc is debaunched, but I am fairly responsible and I'm assuming we're all going to fade, because it's hard to get consent from anyone logging in and out, even if we wanted to act it out.
This leads to a five minute ooc explanation about why we're not going to act it out or find a more private spot.
Sometimes even my ftb are a fail.
Oh and then someone coded in echoes to discourage the use of said couches for the above purpose.
Oh! And Mansa posted on the GDB he'd just had the worst mudsex ever!
Edited to avoid potential IC conflict. MUDsex is funny.
I'm glad other people have hilarious mudsex scenes. Zalanthian minute men. Eheh.
These days I try to opt for the fade or the "virtual relationship". I will admit to wild and crazy mudsex with wild and crazy pc's. But I've decided to tone it back just for personal maturity reasons.
Secondly, I've run into some pretty disgusting characters that did some pretty disgusting things. (some even animated by imms!) As much as I was personally disgusted, I don't find myself in any position to judge the players involved for it.
Mudsex epic fail: falling asleep at the keyboard, mid session.
Quote from: Jingo on November 08, 2010, 12:59:28 AM
Mudsex epic fail: falling asleep at the keyboard, mid session.
Sex is the leading cause of starvation on Zalanthas.
Quote from: Thorg on November 08, 2010, 02:25:54 AM
Quote from: Jingo on November 08, 2010, 12:59:28 AM
Mudsex epic fail: falling asleep at the keyboard, mid session.
Sex is the leading cause of starvation on Zalanthas.
Salty water is the leading cause of dehydration... oh wait.. same thing.
I might add.. this thread has only been open for two days and it's hit almost 700 times.. with almost 50 responces.. oh and a few months back there was a poll on what the most common reason for renting an appartment was.. MUDSEX won..
So don't act like you don't know.
Quote from: Akaramu on November 07, 2010, 12:14:36 PMQuote from: Marshmellow on November 07, 2010, 09:02:00 AMAkaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not. I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade. The person on the other end? Didn't have anything to do with my character again. Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?
Yes, I think so, because there could easily have been dozens of legitimate and perfectly IC reasons to avoid your character afterwards, Zalanthas isn't realistically a world of long, lasting, and monogamic relationships. The fade / breakup could very easily have been a coincidence. My characters, over time, have dumped other characters countless times after one or two sessions of sex, faded or not, for reasons that were not mudsex related at all. Assume innocent intentions unless you absolutely have solid proof stating otherwise - which, as a player, you will never have.
The coincidence was overwhelming and there are other reasons for me to believe what I do about that situation. Yes, I will never have real proof, but I have my belief. This is just an example, though. I really, honestly do believe that some people do it for the personal thrill. Again, I'm not saying everyone does this, but I'm not going to give some creep a jolly all the while wasting my time for no good reason.
Oh, and on another topic. Most novels have a sex scene? I don't think so. Sex happens, but they don't go into detail, just like in a lot of movies and TV shows. It's a fade to black so that the character development for the involved characters happens, but then they get back on to other, more important things.
Quote from: Jingo on November 08, 2010, 12:59:28 AM
Mudsex epic fail: falling asleep at the keyboard, mid session.
Been there, done that. Multiple times.
Role-playing the scene, or fading, it's all the same to me, though each has it's merits.
Fading gives back the time spent on trying to write the (prolonged) scene out.
Role-playing the scene gives a chance for the character/relationship building, and great
backstabbing "opportunity" moments.
Quote from: Preacher on November 07, 2010, 09:13:50 PM
Epic win: Premature ejaculation. Cost my char a job, a best friend and eventually his life.
I have been too nervous to come back to this post after putting it up on the fear of flaming. But glad to see it re-railed on page two!
And I will say this:
Mudesx- Fade or Play it out, love it or hate it, this post has over fifty replies and a shit ton of views, my other mudsex post was pretty close. I am lead to believe that whether you are sexxing the mud or not, ya all still love to talk bout it. So...
Epic Win.
I like mudsex. I don't care if the person on the other end is a dude or a girl, as long as I never find out it's a dude. I just automatically picture them as a female, and I don't think about the other scenario.
Mudsex can get very annoying if it happens often, and more so if I could be doing something else in the game. However, it is a perfectly good reason to sit in front of the computer for 7 hours, when normally, you would be bored out of your skull with your non-mudsexing playing time and log off.
There are times when FTB is the way to go. You still do the act, but you don't spend too much time doing it, and you can get on with skilling up/training soldiers/crafting silk socks, etc. But I absolutely appreciate the times when musex saves me from idling or from logging off in boredom.
Quote from: The7DeadlyVenomz on November 08, 2010, 11:27:52 PM
I like mudsex. I don't care if the person on the other end is a dude or a girl, as long as I never find out it's a dude. I just automatically picture them as a female, and I don't think about the other scenario.
Even if the character's male? ??? Wait, not everyone has a case like that...
Quote from: Marshmellow on November 08, 2010, 02:01:36 PM
Quote from: Akaramu on November 07, 2010, 12:14:36 PMQuote from: Marshmellow on November 07, 2010, 09:02:00 AMAkaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not. I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade. The person on the other end? Didn't have anything to do with my character again. Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?
Yes, I think so, because there could easily have been dozens of legitimate and perfectly IC reasons to avoid your character afterwards, Zalanthas isn't realistically a world of long, lasting, and monogamic relationships. The fade / breakup could very easily have been a coincidence. My characters, over time, have dumped other characters countless times after one or two sessions of sex, faded or not, for reasons that were not mudsex related at all. Assume innocent intentions unless you absolutely have solid proof stating otherwise - which, as a player, you will never have.
The coincidence was overwhelming and there are other reasons for me to believe what I do about that situation. Yes, I will never have real proof, but I have my belief. This is just an example, though. I really, honestly do believe that some people do it for the personal thrill. Again, I'm not saying everyone does this, but I'm not going to give some creep a jolly all the while wasting my time for no good reason.
Oh, and on another topic. Most novels have a sex scene? I don't think so. Sex happens, but they don't go into detail, just like in a lot of movies and TV shows. It's a fade to black so that the character development for the involved characters happens, but then they get back on to other, more important things.
Erm... really... I must be reading the wrong sorts of novels, then. I never said they go into gory details of the color or stickiness of the smegma, but...
How about words people can't stand while mudsexing? Nipple always makes me cackle. Does anyone have words they LOVE TO USE or hate to see?
No, not if the other character is male ... I'll only play out heterosexual encounters. I'm not positive that I'll never play a gay or bi character, but I know that if I do, I'll be very unlikely to play out any same-sex sexual encounters.
Quote from: boog on November 09, 2010, 12:01:05 AM
Quote from: Marshmellow on November 08, 2010, 02:01:36 PM
Quote from: Akaramu on November 07, 2010, 12:14:36 PMQuote from: Marshmellow on November 07, 2010, 09:02:00 AMAkaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not. I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade. The person on the other end? Didn't have anything to do with my character again. Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?
Yes, I think so, because there could easily have been dozens of legitimate and perfectly IC reasons to avoid your character afterwards, Zalanthas isn't realistically a world of long, lasting, and monogamic relationships. The fade / breakup could very easily have been a coincidence. My characters, over time, have dumped other characters countless times after one or two sessions of sex, faded or not, for reasons that were not mudsex related at all. Assume innocent intentions unless you absolutely have solid proof stating otherwise - which, as a player, you will never have.
The coincidence was overwhelming and there are other reasons for me to believe what I do about that situation. Yes, I will never have real proof, but I have my belief. This is just an example, though. I really, honestly do believe that some people do it for the personal thrill. Again, I'm not saying everyone does this, but I'm not going to give some creep a jolly all the while wasting my time for no good reason.
Oh, and on another topic. Most novels have a sex scene? I don't think so. Sex happens, but they don't go into detail, just like in a lot of movies and TV shows. It's a fade to black so that the character development for the involved characters happens, but then they get back on to other, more important things.
Erm... really... I must be reading the wrong sorts of novels, then. I never said they go into gory details of the color or stickiness of the smegma, but...
How about words people can't stand while mudsexing? Nipple always makes me cackle. Does anyone have words they LOVE TO USE or hate to see?
Some of my favorite words these days include: "Rancid", "Reeking", etc., etc., etc....
I make -sure- my mudsex partner knows my character's a dirty, nasty commoner that hasn't bathed since birth.
Quote from: Qzzrbl on November 09, 2010, 12:09:53 AM
Quote from: boog on November 09, 2010, 12:01:05 AM
Quote from: Marshmellow on November 08, 2010, 02:01:36 PM
Quote from: Akaramu on November 07, 2010, 12:14:36 PMQuote from: Marshmellow on November 07, 2010, 09:02:00 AMAkaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not. I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade. The person on the other end? Didn't have anything to do with my character again. Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?
Yes, I think so, because there could easily have been dozens of legitimate and perfectly IC reasons to avoid your character afterwards, Zalanthas isn't realistically a world of long, lasting, and monogamic relationships. The fade / breakup could very easily have been a coincidence. My characters, over time, have dumped other characters countless times after one or two sessions of sex, faded or not, for reasons that were not mudsex related at all. Assume innocent intentions unless you absolutely have solid proof stating otherwise - which, as a player, you will never have.
The coincidence was overwhelming and there are other reasons for me to believe what I do about that situation. Yes, I will never have real proof, but I have my belief. This is just an example, though. I really, honestly do believe that some people do it for the personal thrill. Again, I'm not saying everyone does this, but I'm not going to give some creep a jolly all the while wasting my time for no good reason.
Oh, and on another topic. Most novels have a sex scene? I don't think so. Sex happens, but they don't go into detail, just like in a lot of movies and TV shows. It's a fade to black so that the character development for the involved characters happens, but then they get back on to other, more important things.
Erm... really... I must be reading the wrong sorts of novels, then. I never said they go into gory details of the color or stickiness of the smegma, but...
How about words people can't stand while mudsexing? Nipple always makes me cackle. Does anyone have words they LOVE TO USE or hate to see?
Some of my favorite words these days include: "Rancid", "Reeking", etc., etc., etc....
I make -sure- my mudsex partner knows my character's a dirty, nasty commoner that hasn't bathed since birth.
"Lewd clapping" was a fave of mine.
I've had a couple mudsex scenes in my time, but I always faded. Its not because I'm a prude, I just kinda feel like its the same thing, over and over again, and it doesn't mean anything different to my character.
Though I will admit, MOST of my PCs have no problem having sex with men -or- women. I consider Zalanthas a place where, if you're a dude, and you have sex with a dude and gain power/coin/fame over it, so be it. But not every gay PC needs to act gay.
Quote from: Marshmellow on November 08, 2010, 02:01:36 PM
Oh, and on another topic. Most novels have a sex scene? I don't think so. Sex happens, but they don't go into detail, just like in a lot of movies and TV shows. It's a fade to black so that the character development for the involved characters happens, but then they get back on to other, more important things.
Yeah, novels are probably not a good comparison. Novels and RP intensive MUDs are two fairly different beasts. For a start, novels have the luxury of focusing entirely on the primary plot while irrelevant details are skimmed or omitted altogether, whereas in Armageddon each detail of a character's life is RPed out. As an example, if a character is clanned they'll regularly train and do chores or what-not, even if such scenes do not advance a story line. A novel, on the other hand, never would have 234634 scenes of cleaning latrines and sparring.
Furthermore, sex scenes in novels may take into account that the audience may not be comfortable with graphic sex scenes and thus tone it down to err on the side of caution, whereas in Armageddon the comfort boundaries of every involved party is immediately known because of the consent rules. Plus, the audience is much smaller (usually limited to two people).
Quote from: Riev on November 09, 2010, 04:20:06 AM
I just kinda feel like its the same thing, over and over again, and it doesn't mean anything different to my character.
Disagree there... it's hardly ever the same for me, and the differences have at times influenced character development and the story plots that surrounded them. Examples of past characters:
-Krathi who had a skilled whore mother in her background, and didn't really want to be a whore but when it was necessary for survival for awhile, the reputation of her AWESOMENESS in bed influenced plots. If I had faded, it probably wouldn't have been the same. Also, with the only partner she had who knew what he was doing to pleasure her as well, she had hemotes about heat and small sparks of fire. That one sex partner figured her krathiness out that way.
-Virgin who didn't want to die an 'old maiden' and spent a month or two looking for the person to do the deed so she would be a real woman (and could be convinced she was as attractive as she thought she was, despite being a shunned gemmed wiggler). The first time was pretty bloody, awkward and painful, very different from the Krathi's experiences.
-A sex godess who drove men crazy in their lust for her. It influenced various plots. Fading might not have gotten the point across that she had the potential to make men (and women) die for her once they'd shared her bed.
In the spirit of the thread, I guess that's my brag - my mudsex, when not faded, is meaningful and story relevant.
When I mudsex I keep it relevant, both hands on the keyboard (though sometimes I put one hand on my big mouse), and try to wrap it up somewhat quickly. I also usually leave it to the other player to decide between a fade or playing out the scene unless I don't have time for anything but a fade, or it's just a usual coital session.
I also try to make the primary allure of the sex scene anything but sex. I want the sex scenes to be remembered not because they were sexy, but because they were funny, or weird, or exciting, or even dangerous. Ginka knows I couldn't write a truly sexy emote to save my life. Also this extends to the fade emotes, which usually try to use funny or strange euphemisms or focus on something besides the actual act, especially the surroundings. The other character (or, uh, characters) involved remember the funny or weird things from then on. The other player (or, uh, players) involved usually get it and play along. That is a win.
My other win is that I'm like most players, I think. Although many of us won't say whether they mudsex, and many that say they don't mudsex indeed don't, there are actually many players that do, and we are pretty normal about it for the most part. I think the "Dreaded Masturbator Mudsexer" doesn't exist, and if it does then I don't want to think about it.
I've never really understood the stigma against sexual role-play. It has its place in the world. There are NPCs who, to an admittedly smaller extent, exist to remind us of that. My thinking has always been that Zalanthans in general are sexually liberal, excluding certain tribal and noble folks (and not always, even then). If you're depicting it, so what? It's no morally worse than most of what we RP, i.e. vicious combat, torture, so on.
Though I can't go into detail, I have had two PCs who were career whores. They were very successful, and I received a great deal of RP which had little to do with the sex. Of course, the characters also had interesting secrets which helped to drive plots and RP.
Funny sexual encounters? The best was a virgin who literally passed out because he was so nervous. It was a hilarious scene.
As a side note, I always asked whether the other parties wanted to fade or continue. The large majority chose to continue. I would say the in-game stigma is quite minor compared to the message board one. ;)
After mudsex:
>ooc You now have crotch-lice.... Enjoy.
>w
Quote from: Qzzrbl on November 10, 2010, 05:59:00 PM
After mudsex:
>ooc You now have crotch-lice.... Enjoy.
>w
tee hee.
Quote from: boog on November 06, 2010, 06:47:56 PM
My epic mudsex win is that I've never used the word "gushes" in any line, ever.
But what about nipple?
Quote from: Thunkkin on November 10, 2010, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: boog on November 06, 2010, 06:47:56 PM
My epic mudsex win is that I've never used the word "gushes" in any line, ever.
But what about nipple?
I don't think I've personally emoted about nipple hardness. Did you ever use it? ??? ??? :-\
Quote from: boog on November 10, 2010, 09:29:59 PM
I don't think I've personally emoted about nipple hardness. Did you ever use it? ??? ??? :-\
Lol, boog. <3
If I am dominant during mudsex and make my partner call me 'master', will they be stored for being in a slavery role?
lol
Quote from: Zoan on November 11, 2010, 12:51:47 AM
If I am dominant during mudsex and make my partner call me 'master', will they be stored for being in a slavery role?
Signs point to yes.
Quote from: Wolfsong on November 11, 2010, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: Zoan on November 11, 2010, 12:51:47 AM
If I am dominant during mudsex and make my partner call me 'master', will they be stored for being in a slavery role?
Signs point to yes.
...Man. This sucks for me.
Quote from: boog on November 11, 2010, 01:26:48 AM
Quote from: Wolfsong on November 11, 2010, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: Zoan on November 11, 2010, 12:51:47 AM
If I am dominant during mudsex and make my partner call me 'master', will they be stored for being in a slavery role?
Signs point to yes.
...Man. This sucks for me.
I lol'd.
Quote from: boog on November 11, 2010, 01:26:48 AM
Quote from: Wolfsong on November 11, 2010, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: Zoan on November 11, 2010, 12:51:47 AM
If I am dominant during mudsex and make my partner call me 'master', will they be stored for being in a slavery role?
Signs point to yes.
...Man. This sucks for me.
Hawt. Hit me up, chica.
Aren't the consent rules in place precisely because of conversations like this? If you think it's icky/weird/pathetic don't give consent, simple as that. In the few occasions I had non-faded mudsex I never thought of fondling my naughty bits (more worried about my bad emoting and shit) but if the other part happened to be aroused and whatnot it's none of my business. So, don't give consent if you're bothered and all's well, no?
Tbh, I'd be quite flattered if my emotes got someone horny.
It'd be the ultimate kudos.
Quote from: lordcooper on November 11, 2010, 06:23:51 AM
Tbh, I'd be quite flattered if my emotes got someone horny.
It'd be the ultimate kudos.
Even if you were putting some jerky in their dang-a-lang? :o
Epic fail i guess, I've never mudsexxed. Don't even have a clue where to begin. I guess my Characters die before they get into that point of their relationships.
Quote from: spacewars on November 11, 2010, 08:44:53 PM
Epic fail i guess, I've never mudsexxed. Don't even have a clue where to begin. I guess my Characters die before they get into that point of their relationships.
I never had, also. :(
I once emoted my Jihaen templar getting a boner. That's the closest I've ever come to mudsex, in like eight years of playing.
Quote from: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on November 11, 2010, 09:47:33 PM
I once emoted my Jihaen templar getting a boner. That's the closest I've ever come to mudsex, in like eight years of playing.
That better have been during or just after a major bloodbath. Or you did it wrong.
Quote from: boog on November 09, 2010, 12:23:42 AM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on November 09, 2010, 12:09:53 AM
Quote from: boog on November 09, 2010, 12:01:05 AM
Quote from: Marshmellow on November 08, 2010, 02:01:36 PM
Quote from: Akaramu on November 07, 2010, 12:14:36 PMQuote from: Marshmellow on November 07, 2010, 09:02:00 AMAkaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not. I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade. The person on the other end? Didn't have anything to do with my character again. Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?
Yes, I think so, because there could easily have been dozens of legitimate and perfectly IC reasons to avoid your character afterwards, Zalanthas isn't realistically a world of long, lasting, and monogamic relationships. The fade / breakup could very easily have been a coincidence. My characters, over time, have dumped other characters countless times after one or two sessions of sex, faded or not, for reasons that were not mudsex related at all. Assume innocent intentions unless you absolutely have solid proof stating otherwise - which, as a player, you will never have.
The coincidence was overwhelming and there are other reasons for me to believe what I do about that situation. Yes, I will never have real proof, but I have my belief. This is just an example, though. I really, honestly do believe that some people do it for the personal thrill. Again, I'm not saying everyone does this, but I'm not going to give some creep a jolly all the while wasting my time for no good reason.
Oh, and on another topic. Most novels have a sex scene? I don't think so. Sex happens, but they don't go into detail, just like in a lot of movies and TV shows. It's a fade to black so that the character development for the involved characters happens, but then they get back on to other, more important things.
Erm... really... I must be reading the wrong sorts of novels, then. I never said they go into gory details of the color or stickiness of the smegma, but...
How about words people can't stand while mudsexing? Nipple always makes me cackle. Does anyone have words they LOVE TO USE or hate to see?
Some of my favorite words these days include: "Rancid", "Reeking", etc., etc., etc....
I make -sure- my mudsex partner knows my character's a dirty, nasty commoner that hasn't bathed since birth.
"Lewd clapping" was a fave of mine.
I believe the phrase was "lewd claps".
I don't mind it at all.
I usually leave the fading thing up to the partner, I don't mind either way.
Quote from: Ami on November 11, 2010, 11:34:53 PM
I don't mind it at all.
I usually leave the fading thing up to the partner, I don't mind either way.
I'm same as Ami. Don't mind it, but if the other person wants to fade, that's cool too. No notable fails/wins but one time I banged a gemmer girl in front of a Templar for his amusement. That was lolzy.
this topic reminds me of the whole band camp thing.....
Once, on a late night in the Byn...
There was this one time at Bynn Camp......
Quote from: Clavis on November 12, 2010, 12:46:21 AM
There was this one time at Bynn Camp......
Oh, I know this one!
They all fell off the Shield Wall?
Quote from: bcw81 on November 12, 2010, 02:14:24 AM
Quote from: Clavis on November 12, 2010, 12:46:21 AM
There was this one time at Bynn Camp......
Oh, I know this one!
They all fell off the Shield Wall?
Isn't he adorable how sweet and innocent he is? :)
One time, at Byn camp, a Trooper and a Sergeant did it on the arch over the gate.
This win was obviously done a long while ago, before the sandwich was banned for being overpowered.
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
get sandwich jacket
eat sandwich
eat sandwich
sleep
I was ~chicka.
It's nice to see how different people react, what they do, and so on. So I guess It can be an interesting, but not focal point of roleplay.
Quote from: Dan on November 11, 2010, 09:48:26 PM
Quote from: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on November 11, 2010, 09:47:33 PM
I once emoted my Jihaen templar getting a boner. That's the closest I've ever come to mudsex, in like eight years of playing.
That better have been during or just after a major bloodbath. Or you did it wrong.
I laughed so hard, I scared people.
One of the primary reasons I fade (other than a distinct total lack of interest in pretend sex scenes), is the whole age thing. I'm older than most players here. Old enough to be a mom to many of you, and a grandmother to some of you. I really REALLY REALLY don't like the idea that I might be roleplaying out a scene with some kid young enough to be my grandson. The idea of that just really disgusts me.
Quote from: Lizzie on November 12, 2010, 09:51:07 PM
One of the primary reasons I fade (other than a distinct total lack of interest in pretend sex scenes), is the whole age thing. I'm older than most players here. Old enough to be a mom to many of you, and a grandmother to some of you. I really REALLY REALLY don't like the idea that I might be roleplaying out a scene with some kid young enough to be my grandson. The idea of that just really disgusts me.
Maybe some guys are into that.
8)
Just saying...
I guess this brings up the whole "sex > violence" in the scale of evil.
TV, film and games glory in showing increasingly gory representations of people being beaten up, dismembered and killed. I'm cool with that.
<Insert deity of choice> help them if someone gets a boner though.
Modern society has a really screwed up sense of moral ideas.
Needs moar rape, imo.
Quote from: lordcooper on November 13, 2010, 07:22:40 AMI guess this brings up the whole "sex > violence" in the scale of evil.
TV, film and games glory in showing increasingly gory representations of people being beaten up, dismembered and killed. I'm cool with that.
<Insert deity of choice> help them if someone gets a boner though.
Modern society has a really screwed up sense of moral ideas.
Oh, believe me, it isn't that. I have no problem with sex and/or sexual topics, but participating in sexual roleplay is a waste of time because it takes so long most of the time and is usually boring to me.
Quote from: Ami on November 13, 2010, 08:10:28 AM
Needs moar rape, imo.
Aren't you just little miss masochist :P
Quote from: Ami on November 13, 2010, 08:10:28 AM
Needs moar rape, imo.
Nobody with a sweet anime girl as an avatar is ever allowed to say things like that. :(
Seems to me to be the perfect person to say that, being that ani ... er, hientia, usually has innocent little anime girls...
Quote from: The7DeadlyVenomz on November 13, 2010, 03:15:17 PM
Seems to me to be the perfect person to say that, being that ani ... er, hientia, usually has innocent little anime girls...
Tentacle boobies.
There's dung and shit everywhere. Also some troughs, a cesspool
filled with shit and sewage and ew, and some other stuff.
Wind and echoed shouts of training come into the latrines from
the training yard to the south.
A stone tub is here, beside the door.
You are Fukme, a Runner of the T'zai Byn
Keywords: curvaceous petite tressed lass
Sdesc: the petite, curvaceous-tressed lass
Objective: get raped
Long Description
Code Generated Long Decription
You are 16 years, 0 months, and 40 days old,
which by your race and appearance is young.
You are 64 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is exceptional, your agility is absolutely incredible,
your wisdom is poor, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a little thirsty.
Your health is 200(200), you have 200(200) stamina, and 200(200) stun.
You have been playing for 0 days and 2 hours.
You are standing
You are currently speaking sirihish with a tribal accent.
You think:
"Only me on Nekrete? Poor little me, so bored and horny!"
Feeling mischevious, you think:
"I'd better take of my pants, don't want to get smelly!"
You remove your sandcloth pants.
You slip on some slippery poo, and land on your curvy butt near the cesspool.
Giggling, you say, in sirihish:
"Hee hee!"
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
Someone sends:
"Consent?"
Quote from: hyzhenhok on November 15, 2010, 07:35:51 AM
There's dung and shit everywhere. Also some troughs, a cesspool
filled with shit and sewage and ew, and some other stuff.
Wind and echoed shouts of training come into the latrines from
the training yard to the south.
A stone tub is here, beside the door.
You are Fukme, a Runner of the T'zai Byn
Keywords: curvaceous petite tressed lass
Sdesc: the petite, curvaceous-tressed lass
Objective: get raped
Long Description
Code Generated Long Decription
You are 16 years, 0 months, and 40 days old,
which by your race and appearance is young.
You are 64 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is exceptional, your agility is absolutely incredible,
your wisdom is poor, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a little thirsty.
Your health is 200(200), you have 200(200) stamina, and 200(200) stun.
You have been playing for 0 days and 2 hours.
You are standing
You are currently speaking sirihish with a tribal accent.
You think:
"Only me on Nekrete? Poor little me, so bored and horny!"
Feeling mischevious, you think:
"I'd better take of my pants, don't want to get smelly!"
You remove your sandcloth pants.
You slip on some slippery poo, and land on your curvy butt near the cesspool.
Giggling, you say, in sirihish:
"Hee hee!"
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
Someone sends:
"Consent?"
....
...
my bad, i forgot this was a serious thread about roleplaying sex on the internet
Quote from: hyzhenhok on November 15, 2010, 09:35:51 AM
my bad, i forgot this was a serious thread about roleplaying sex on the internet
I actually lol'd hard.
I settled with ellipses because I couldn't think of an acronym to properly convey my amusement.
<3
I can't believe staff approved you to play a PC named Fukme.
I played her twin sister, Fukieu.
I just wanna say, as my final two cents before I stop reading this thread, that it's pretty obvious people created muds to act out things they can't do in real life. I play muds primarily to kill people. Others, they want to have sex. Maybe you want to fuck her somewhere uncomfortable (like in the back of a Volkswagon).
Nobody should really judge anyone else, though. Especially if you're not the king/queen of laying pipe/getting hosed. And hyzenhok, that post pretty much sums up my feelings about mudsex (tentacle sex is the best).
Quote from: Kismetic on November 15, 2010, 11:26:57 AM
Others, they want to have sex. Maybe you want to fuck her somewhere uncomfortable (like in the back of a Volkswagon).
Nobody should really judge anyone else, though. Especially if you're not the king/queen of laying pipe/getting hosed. And hyzenhok, that post pretty much sums up my feelings about mudsex (tentacle sex is the best).
People who want to have sex should try harder in real life. And I would think that most do... or stick to sex chatrooms where no one ever wants to fade. ::)
You can have sex in this game! I've been doing it all wrong!
When someone asks me for consent I normally just say okay, then torture and kill them.
whats sex?
Google is your friend.
how nasty no clothes on anyone!
I once FTB'd with a virtual hooker.
True story.
Can be a useful and easy way to make some 'sids if you're desperate too. :P
Even easier if you fade it.
Quote from: Ami on November 16, 2010, 03:45:03 PM
Can be a useful and easy way to make some 'sids if you're desperate too. :P
Even easier if you fade it.
Idk. I think there was some discussion on whoring, etc. and the subject of FTB came up.
I think I remember
someone distinctly saying something to the effect of, "If you want to FTB on being a whore, then I'll FTB on giving you your pay."
I got lulz from it.
Edited to add:
I didn't say it - Someone else did :P
Yes, but iirc, there was an outcry against that sentiment too. You can not make IC consequences for OOC things, like FTB. You don't know why the other person is FTBing, and holding their character's pay hostage when ICly the event happened? A lot of people didn't like that. If you don't want to ICly pay without getting your freak on, don't go back to the same whore twice if s/he fades on the first.
I had a point, then I thought better of it, then I realized I'd left the quote but not the response, and now.... Now this is what we're left with.
Man, I would play some awesome whores if people didn't punish me as a player for FTB'ing. If you ever wonder why there isn't an awesome whore around, it's because I'm not playing one.
edit:
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
(I always feel like Barney from How I Met Your Mother when I read threads like this.)
Quote from: Is Friday on November 17, 2010, 07:30:01 AM
Man, I would play some awesome whores if people didn't punish me as a player for FTB'ing. If you ever wonder why there isn't an awesome whore around, it's because I'm not playing one.
edit:
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
(I always feel like Barney from How I Met Your Mother when I read threads like this.)
You know, if I knew it was your character, then I could be assured that your FTB would be outstanding. And, I would find a reason for my character to hire yours, just for the FTB.
Alas, non-FTB is creepy, and some dimwad playing a whore saying "ooc ok we do it lol" is not my idea of a fun fade. FADERS NEED FUN TOO.
The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
"fade?"
You say, out of character:
"sure"
You say, out of character:
"just not in the hair"
The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
"pardon?"
You say, out of character:
"or the eyes"
The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
"..."
You say, out of character:
"what? I only consent to fade if your templar doesn't condemn me to a virtual short-term punishment of justice that is also incredibly annoying to clean up"
You say, out of character:
"otherwise we can't fade, I want to know exactly what your templar is doing"
You say, out of character:
"my character's scan/watch skills can't afford to take the temporary hit"
Quote from: Nyr on November 17, 2010, 09:05:03 AM
The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
"fade?"
You say, out of character:
"sure"
You say, out of character:
"just not in the hair"
The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
"pardon?"
You say, out of character:
"or the eyes"
The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
"..."
You say, out of character:
"what? I only consent to fade if your templar doesn't condemn me to a virtual short-term punishment of justice that is also incredibly annoying to clean up"
You say, out of character:
"otherwise we can't fade, I want to know exactly what your templar is doing"
You say, out of character:
"my character's scan/watch skills can't afford to take the temporary hit"
Haha, I nearly fell out of my chair when I seen this
One of my favorite fades THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:
The ***** woman and you totally have a lovely time on an elegant agafari chair, bumping uglies.
Quote from: Thunkkin on November 18, 2010, 01:47:24 AM
One of my favorite fades THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:
The ***** woman and you totally have a lovely time on an elegant agafari chair, bumping uglies.
Heh.
The anonymous player of one of my former character's lovers had some amazingly hilarious fade emotes... I wish I still had the logs!
One of my favorite sets of fades involved a really big drum in the apartment, and the dresser. And ended with me logging in the next day to find a few things "arranged" to indicate lots of wear and tear on the furniture.
I never did find out who played that guy...but man we had some awesome virtual faded fun!
Gosh, y'all, I don' kiss and tell.
I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me. :D
Quote from: Ami on November 25, 2010, 06:45:55 PM
I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me. :D
*clicks like* ;D
Quote from: Ami on November 25, 2010, 06:45:55 PM
I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me. :D
This in the mudsex thread made me throw up in my mouth...just a little bit.
Quote from: Goldberry on December 09, 2010, 07:40:23 PM
Quote from: Ami on November 25, 2010, 06:45:55 PM
I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me. :D
This in the mudsex thread made me throw up in my mouth...just a little bit.
Some people might find that just as sexy as tentacles....
If this were a japanese mud, tentacles would appear and rape everyone every time there was any mud sexing.
But the text would be mosaicked.
I didn't get my wish. Oh well.
I enabled the RP tag so an Imm could watch me rp. Hoping for a chance at karma. I was rping some sparring, and such, general House work.
Well, I went back home with my mat,e forgetting it was on. ended up doing a love scene, and halfway through I realized my rp evaluation tag was still on....
Quote from: Fredd on January 08, 2011, 05:13:29 PM
I enabled the RP tag so an Imm could watch me rp. Hoping for a chance at karma. I was rping some sparring, and such, general House work.
Well, I went back home with my mat,e forgetting it was on. ended up doing a love scene, and halfway through I realized my rp evaluation tag was still on....
I wouldn't worry... so many people have this turned on and forget to turn it off that it's mostly an overlooked option at this point. They can always watch whether the tag is on or not.
I think "love" is the fail here.
Half-giants. In an 'abandoned house in Nak... Templar walks in like we're robbing the place. Runs away in terror. But forgot his bodyguard so he had to run back in and get the guy.. Great.
Was there any PC Mansa's Kadian didn't kank?
You say:
"it's not the size of the argosy, it's the motion in the sands. Just takes longer to get to red storm on an erdlu."
Quote from: My 2 sids on January 08, 2011, 09:37:48 PM
Was there any PC Mansa's Kadian didn't kank?
Mine! I was too n00b at the time. :D
I kanked Tamarin's PC instead.
Quote from: Lythaniel on November 17, 2010, 02:29:17 PM
Quote from: Nyr on November 17, 2010, 09:05:03 AM
The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
"fade?"
You say, out of character:
"sure"
You say, out of character:
"just not in the hair"
The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
"pardon?"
You say, out of character:
"or the eyes"
The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
"..."
You say, out of character:
"what? I only consent to fade if your templar doesn't condemn me to a virtual short-term punishment of justice that is also incredibly annoying to clean up"
You say, out of character:
"otherwise we can't fade, I want to know exactly what your templar is doing"
You say, out of character:
"my character's scan/watch skills can't afford to take the temporary hit"
Haha, I nearly fell out of my chair when I seen this
that is the funniest thing i've seen today!
Quote from: Ami on November 25, 2010, 06:45:55 PM
I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me. :D
Wow. Way to set back asian culture 300 years, Ami, as well as verifying every creepy stereo type we Americans have about asian sex.
That's so fucked up, dude.
Yeah, at least I don't rub ears, or whatever elves do. ;D
Quote from: Malifaxis on January 12, 2011, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Ami on November 25, 2010, 06:45:55 PM
I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me. :D
Wow. Way to set back asian culture 300 years, Ami, as well as verifying every creepy stereo type we Americans have about asian sex.
That's so fucked up, dude.
Some people like that stuff.
Another of mine: I have Snu-Snued
i have only mudsexed a handful of times.
shaleah was good at it
tortall was abysmal
i was left feeling vaguely unclean in every instance.
i'd rather kill people and break their shit.
my mudsex epic win was luring someone back to my character's apartment under the pretense of mudsex, to kill them.
i personally like asian tentacle stuff.
i've never mudsexed, never will. technically i have on another website with my ex but that wasn't a MUD or sex.
i've been offered mudsex once on ARM. to date i've made all but three of my characters of boring or hideous appearance and figure. i die frequently.
i'm surprised i never saw people at it in game, though i saw two chicks in bed acting cuddly one time. on another MUD i couldn't get people to leave me alone and i'm very sensitive so its sort of scarring. on this one people have always behaved. i must be playing in the wrong places because i've seen more public action at my grade school than i have here.
i'm interested to know if there are harems on ARM. that'd be funny and interesting. the wives/husbands of the said harem owner could conspire behind his or her back to get him or her to do something they want done in exchange for having a good time. i think harem owning and said political corruption by harem would fit the tone of Tuluk quite well, all that behind closed doors junk.
Allanaki nobility keep concubines, so there's a 'harem' in that sense, but I think the lower classes are too sexually liberated for that to take place.
Cindy, there is a GMH well-known for their whores. That's kinda similar, considering they have a veritable stable of them.
Also, it wouldn't work at all in Tuluk. Tuluk nobles look upon non-nobles as well-behaved animals, not people. They might consider one worthy enough to be a pet, but never a lover, and not even a flesh-covered sex toy. They do -not- get jiggy with the commoners. Not even the rich clean creamy-skinned waist-haired ones.
Quote from: Lizzie on January 24, 2011, 07:31:04 AM
Also, it wouldn't work at all in Tuluk. Tuluk nobles look upon non-nobles as well-behaved animals, not people. They might consider one worthy enough to be a pet, but never a lover, and not even a flesh-covered sex toy. They do -not- get jiggy with the commoners. Not even the rich clean creamy-skinned waist-haired ones.
I've always wondered how Hlum nobles fit into this, but been too lazy to look it up or pay attention IG.
I have a hard time imagining it would elevate one to the point of getting jiggy with other nobles, but how does it change one's interactions with commoners in that regard?
Quote from: Kalai on January 24, 2011, 07:45:25 AM
Quote from: Lizzie on January 24, 2011, 07:31:04 AM
Also, it wouldn't work at all in Tuluk. Tuluk nobles look upon non-nobles as well-behaved animals, not people. They might consider one worthy enough to be a pet, but never a lover, and not even a flesh-covered sex toy. They do -not- get jiggy with the commoners. Not even the rich clean creamy-skinned waist-haired ones.
I've always wondered how Hlum nobles fit into this, but been too lazy to look it up or pay attention IG.
I have a hard time imagining it would elevate one to the point of getting jiggy with other nobles, but how does it change one's interactions with commoners in that regard?
The Tuluki noble docs say:
QuoteHlum nobles may marry into Surif Houses, or have romantic relationships with Surif nobles. Alternately, they may keep one commoner mate as Hlum consort, but otherwise they must give up all romantic liaisons with commoners, just as Surif nobles do.
So Hlum nobles have a choice:
- take a single Chosen Consort to have a romantic relationship with, and forego all romantic relationships with Surif (born into nobility) nobles and other commoners
- take no Chosen Consort, forego all relationships with commoners, but have romantic relationships with Surif nobles
At least that's how I understand it, and have seen it done.
Quote from: Cutthroat on January 24, 2011, 08:15:04 AM
Quote from: Kalai on January 24, 2011, 07:45:25 AM
Quote from: Lizzie on January 24, 2011, 07:31:04 AM
Also, it wouldn't work at all in Tuluk. Tuluk nobles look upon non-nobles as well-behaved animals, not people. They might consider one worthy enough to be a pet, but never a lover, and not even a flesh-covered sex toy. They do -not- get jiggy with the commoners. Not even the rich clean creamy-skinned waist-haired ones.
I've always wondered how Hlum nobles fit into this, but been too lazy to look it up or pay attention IG.
I have a hard time imagining it would elevate one to the point of getting jiggy with other nobles, but how does it change one's interactions with commoners in that regard?
The Tuluki noble docs say:
QuoteHlum nobles may marry into Surif Houses, or have romantic relationships with Surif nobles. Alternately, they may keep one commoner mate as Hlum consort, but otherwise they must give up all romantic liaisons with commoners, just as Surif nobles do.
So Hlum nobles have a choice:
- take a single Chosen Consort to have a romantic relationship with, and forego all romantic relationships with Surif (born into nobility) nobles and other commoners
- take no Chosen Consort, forego all relationships with commoners, but have romantic relationships with Surif nobles
At least that's how I understand it, and have seen it done.
Ah, thank you. :)
Your interpretation is wrong, Cutthroat, imho.
They have one choice: take a commoner consort or not. Nowhere in the documentation does it state that they may not have relations with or marry a Surif noble if they chose a commoner consort. Read it again carefully.
Quote from: Marshmellow on January 24, 2011, 10:15:10 AM
Your interpretation is wrong, Cutthroat, imho.
They have one choice: take a commoner consort or not. Nowhere in the documentation does it state that they may not have relations with or marry a Surif noble if they chose a commoner consort. Read it again carefully.
It says "alternately". That implies keeping a commoner consort substitutes the ability to marry into Surif houses and have romantic relationships with Surif nobles.
Although you might be right, that's pretty much what it says. If what you said is true it would be better for the docs to say "Additionally".
Quote from: Lizzie on January 24, 2011, 07:31:04 AM
Also, it wouldn't work at all in Tuluk. Tuluk nobles look upon non-nobles as well-behaved animals, not people. They might consider one worthy enough to be a pet, but never a lover, and not even a flesh-covered sex toy. They do -not- get jiggy with the commoners. Not even the rich clean creamy-skinned waist-haired ones.
I agree with the conclusion but not the premise.
Quote from: Tuluki Roleplay
Citizens of Tuluk all belong to one of four castes. Tuluki caste hierarchy is rigid in some ways while relaxed in others. Generally, friendship can exist across all caste lines, but sexual relationship cannot (the use of pleasure slaves does not constitute a relationship). And, although one might have a friend of another caste, neither one would ever forget the difference in their respective status.
In Tuluk, nobles and commoners can be friends, and the reason for this goes back to the occupation. The sexual restriction is a consequence of the caste system. I think it's an important distinction.
Hmmm... I dunno. I'm not sure that 'alternately' really means 'either/or'. Perhaps a definitive interpretation from staff?
Yes, alternately does denote and either/or, exclusive of both.
I suspect that the word is supposed to be alternatively, not alternately. Unless Hlum are meant to keep going back and forth between a consort and Surif nobles.
I suppose that's a more direct way of saying what I was trying to be sly about. ;)
The grammar in that statement isn't all that great, and a word appears to be misused. Therein lies confusion.
HI I'M A TOPIC AND YOU GUYS LIKE TO DISREGARD ME
Quote from: MeTekillot on January 25, 2011, 04:45:03 PM
HI I'M A TOPIC AND YOU GUYS LIKE TO DISREGARD ME
[ontopic]
I don't think I've ever mudsexed with Me Tekillot.
Anyone else?
[/ontopic]
I haven't either.
>:(
I once considered pushing my mate down some stairs after we had mud sex'd and they had said they where pregnant. Simply to avoid any issues with future promotions in the clan.
That's sweet...
Reminds me of Ghey...
But still... very sweet...
Quote from: Lizzie on January 24, 2011, 07:31:04 AM
Also, it wouldn't work at all in Tuluk. Tuluk nobles look upon non-nobles as well-behaved animals, not people. They might consider one worthy enough to be a pet, but never a lover, and not even a flesh-covered sex toy. They do -not- get jiggy with the commoners. Not even the rich clean creamy-skinned waist-haired ones.
Actually, IG, I'm not sure being ivory-skinned helps except to a minority; not OOC but IG. in a world where just about everyone's light brown at lightest, creamy-skinned people... i don't know how to explain it. its sort of like if 1% of the world here in real life had light grey skin. because we are used to different skin ranges than that, it might be a turn-off for more people than a turn-on.
at least i'm assuming that's the general consensus IG and feel free to enlighten me
Quote from: Cindy42 on January 28, 2011, 09:55:53 AM
Quote from: Lizzie on January 24, 2011, 07:31:04 AM
Also, it wouldn't work at all in Tuluk. Tuluk nobles look upon non-nobles as well-behaved animals, not people. They might consider one worthy enough to be a pet, but never a lover, and not even a flesh-covered sex toy. They do -not- get jiggy with the commoners. Not even the rich clean creamy-skinned waist-haired ones.
Actually, IG, I'm not sure being ivory-skinned helps except to a minority; not OOC but IG. in a world where just about everyone's light brown at lightest, creamy-skinned people... i don't know how to explain it. its sort of like if 1% of the world here in real life had light grey skin. because we are used to different skin ranges than that, it might be a turn-off for more people than a turn-on.
at least i'm assuming that's the general consensus IG and feel free to enlighten me
I'd date a grey chick.
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Brandon
MMm~ A Mudsex thread.
Every year there is always at least one and every year the 'eww, that penis is going into that vagina' people seems to get angrier and more pathetic. It really sounds like some people never get laid in RL and are so sexually repressed that's it is honestly sad and they lash out savagely to any reminder of that. Seriously though any scene that's well RP is quite enjoyable and at the end of the day well RPed scenes are all people should care about but whatever...
My disgust has never been the people that are getting off by reading 'penis goes into vagina', my disgust has always been for the people who get off with the horrific gore, torture and violence that is sometimes graphically RPed in meticulous detail but hey, its okay right? I'm pretty sure those people at least fade out when it comes to innocent mud sex at least. :-\
Quotemy disgust has always been for the people who get off with the horrific gore, torture and violence that is sometimes graphically RPed in meticulous detail
Someones gotta RP zalanthas properly...
Quote from: Dresan on February 27, 2011, 11:53:01 PM
MMm~ A Mudsex thread.
Every year there is always at least one and every year the 'eww, that penis is going into that vagina' people seems to get angrier and more pathetic. It really sounds like some people never get laid in RL and are so sexually repressed that's it is honestly sad and they lash out savagely to any reminder of that. Seriously though any scene that's well RP is quite enjoyable and at the end of the day well RPed scenes are all people should care about but whatever...
My disgust has never been the people that are getting off by reading 'penis goes into vagina', my disgust has always been for the people who get off with the horrific gore, torture and violence that is sometimes graphically RPed in meticulous detail but hey, its okay right? I'm pretty sure those people at least fade out when it comes to innocent mud sex at least. :-\
No, the reason that I am disgusted by mudsex, is the idea that behind the monitor, there's some 16-year-old zit-faced kid jacking off to my 49-year-old self's text. Perhaps it's no big deal to you, and I know Reiteration gets excited by that, but it just is not for me.
Quote from: Dresan on February 27, 2011, 11:53:01 PM
MMm~ A Mudsex thread.
Every year there is always at least one and every year the 'eww, that penis is going into that vagina' people seems to get angrier and more pathetic. It really sounds like some people never get laid in RL and are so sexually repressed that's it is honestly sad and they lash out savagely to any reminder of that. Seriously though any scene that's well RP is quite enjoyable and at the end of the day well RPed scenes are all people should care about but whatever...
My disgust has never been the people that are getting off by reading 'penis goes into vagina', my disgust has always been for the people who get off with the horrific gore, torture and violence that is sometimes graphically RPed in meticulous detail but hey, its okay right? I'm pretty sure those people at least fade out when it comes to innocent mud sex at least. :-\
I don't think the no-mudsexers are angry people. There are many reasons for preferring to fade that have absolutely nothing to do with being sexually repressed... if anyone sounds angry, then you.
Detailed torture rp certainly isn't for everyone, but if everyone present consents, so what? Live and let live.
Quote from: Dresan on February 27, 2011, 11:53:01 PM
MMm~ A Mudsex thread.
Every year there is always at least one and every year the 'eww, that penis is going into that vagina' people seems to get angrier and more pathetic. It really sounds like some people never get laid in RL and are so sexually repressed that's it is honestly sad and they lash out savagely to any reminder of that. Seriously though any scene that's well RP is quite enjoyable and at the end of the day well RPed scenes are all people should care about but whatever...
My disgust has never been the people that are getting off by reading 'penis goes into vagina', my disgust has always been for the people who get off with the horrific gore, torture and violence that is sometimes graphically RPed in meticulous detail but hey, its okay right? I'm pretty sure those people at least fade out when it comes to innocent mud sex at least. :-\
The problem with the argument is generalization. It is as wrong to say "people who strongly dislike mudsex are angry" as it is to say "people who mudsex are just masturbating". No one on either side actually knows who is "getting off", and it's all conjecture and guessing games that people could probably play better without.
There are always going to be people on the GDB that say they don't, when they actually do. Or say they do, when they actually don't. It actually doesn't really matter so long as, in-game, the rules are adhered to and a good roleplaying scene is created.
QFT, because it applies to the discussion in general:
Quote from: Akaramu on February 28, 2011, 08:59:30 AM
if everyone present consents, so what? Live and let live.
Why do so many people get worked up over "sword goes into internal organ?"
Quote from: Lizzie on February 28, 2011, 08:52:57 AM
No, the reason that I am disgusted by mudsex, is the idea that behind the monitor, there's some 16-year-old zit-faced kid jacking off to my 49-year-old self's text. Perhaps it's no big deal to you, and I know Reiteration gets excited by that, but it just is not for me.
lol. ::)
In all honest, i don't care, but i guess that is because i don't think in the same way you do. Now, i suppose i would care if what you emote is so freaking sick and extreme that it rivals what the average 16-year old can find on tv, magazines, and the internet but then again its more disturbing to me that the same 16 year old can just as easily be exposed to detailed scenes of gore, torture and snuff. For the perverts who go around hoping to be playing with an underage person well that really is a matter for the parents of said teen and the police.
The irony here is that i always got the impression you were younger then me, but looks like your over twice my age. Just goes to show you, you shouldn't even be thinking about who is on the other side of the character.
Now back to the thread on hand, since i don't want Lizzie to think I'm speaking specifically to her my whole post.
Please don't get me wrong, i have nothing against how the game is played, i am all for fading to black or whatever people are comfortable with in game. I appreciate that before a gore torture scene starts often a warning is given. I think the rules of consent are great. I am for living and letting live whether it be sex or violence so long as its in character and well RPed but that's really what my point was originally. The same people, (and i didn't mean to say they were angry but they sure sound angry and repressed to me at least), come here and begin bashing down those who consent to not fading. Again while i believe it is perfectly okay to fade to black ever time.... do NOT think your special, or moral, or a better RPer, more mature or act holier then thou just because you do. The sex part is often a lot less disgusting then the violent part, but hey clearly some people around here don't agree.
Lastly i don't mean to sound angry, since i am not, again these post come up several times a year and its always the same thing, i had some time so i thought i would point something out to people. If anything i am angry at myself for not avoiding these forums like the plague like i usually do, i should know better by now, especially when i am in the mood to start playing again. :P
I'm thinking this thread has gone on long enough.
It's gone from playful joking to an all-out assault/insult to players.
Dresan, I don't know what troll-hole you crawled out of but I suggest you go back - Or learn to keep yourself in check.
Quote from: HavokBlue on February 28, 2011, 10:12:21 AM
Why do so many people get worked up over "sword goes into internal organ?"
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I find that the less I think about my fellow players, the more I enjoy myself. I don't pull punches because I am afraid to hurt somebody's feelings, nor do I wonder about ulterior motives of character driven by the player's personal desires. The characters are in a sense real, and they act based on their own needs and desires. It's an idealistic way to look at the game, but I find it makes it much more enjoyable to look at it this way.
And that's all she wrote, folks.