Mudsex: Epic Fail/Win

[Nyr]

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The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
          "fade?"

You say, out of character:
         "sure"

You say, out of character:
         "just not in the hair"

The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
         "pardon?"

You say, out of character:
         "or the eyes"

The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
        "..."

You say, out of character:
        "what?  I only consent to fade if your templar doesn't condemn me to a virtual short-term punishment of justice that is also incredibly annoying to clean up"

You say, out of character:
        "otherwise we can't fade, I want to know exactly what your templar is doing"

You say, out of character:
        "my character's scan/watch skills can't afford to take the temporary hit"

[Lythaniel]

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The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
          "fade?"

You say, out of character:
         "sure"

You say, out of character:
         "just not in the hair"

The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
         "pardon?"

You say, out of character:
         "or the eyes"

The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
        "..."

You say, out of character:
        "what?  I only consent to fade if your templar doesn't condemn me to a virtual short-term punishment of justice that is also incredibly annoying to clean up"

You say, out of character:
        "otherwise we can't fade, I want to know exactly what your templar is doing"

You say, out of character:
        "my character's scan/watch skills can't afford to take the temporary hit"

Haha, I nearly fell out of my chair when I seen this

[Thunkkin]

One of my favorite fades THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

The ***** woman and you totally have a lovely time on an elegant agafari chair, bumping uglies.

[boog]

One of my favorite fades THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

The ***** woman and you totally have a lovely time on an elegant agafari chair, bumping uglies.

Heh.

[Aaron Goulet]

The anonymous player of one of my former character's lovers had some amazingly hilarious fade emotes... I wish I still had the logs!

[Lizzie]

One of my favorite sets of fades involved a really big drum in the apartment, and the dresser. And ended with me logging in the next day to find a few things "arranged" to indicate lots of wear and tear on the furniture.

I never did find out who played that guy...but man we had some awesome virtual faded fun!

[Potaje]

Gosh, y'all, I don' kiss and tell.

[Ami]

I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me.

[Fnord]

I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me.

*clicks like* 

[Goldberry]

I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me.

This in the mudsex thread made me throw up in my mouth...just a little bit.

[Sephiroto]

I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me.

This in the mudsex thread made me throw up in my mouth...just a little bit.

Some people might find that just as sexy as tentacles....

[KankWhisperer]

If this were a japanese mud, tentacles would appear and rape everyone every time there was any mud sexing.

[Riya OniSenshi]

But the text would be mosaicked.

[Ami]

I didn't get my wish. Oh well.

[Fredd]

I enabled the RP tag so an Imm could watch me rp. Hoping for a chance at karma. I was rping some sparring, and such, general House work.

Well, I went back home with my mat,e forgetting it was on. ended up doing a love scene, and halfway through I realized my rp evaluation tag was still on....

[i can haz mantis]

I enabled the RP tag so an Imm could watch me rp. Hoping for a chance at karma. I was rping some sparring, and such, general House work.

Well, I went back home with my mat,e forgetting it was on. ended up doing a love scene, and halfway through I realized my rp evaluation tag was still on....

I wouldn't worry... so many people have this turned on and forget to turn it off that it's mostly an overlooked option at this point. They can always watch whether the tag is on or not.

[Is Friday]

I think "love" is the fail here.

[askaran]

Half-giants. In an 'abandoned house in Nak... Templar walks in like we're robbing the place. Runs away in terror. But forgot his bodyguard so he had to run back in and get the guy.. Great.

[My 2 sids]

Was there any PC Mansa's Kadian didn't kank?

[Fredd]

You say:
     "it's not the size of the argosy, it's the motion in the sands. Just takes longer to get to red storm on an erdlu."

[Akaramu]

Was there any PC Mansa's Kadian didn't kank?

Mine! I was too n00b at the time. 

I kanked Tamarin's PC instead.

[Cindy42]

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The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
          "fade?"

You say, out of character:
         "sure"

You say, out of character:
         "just not in the hair"

The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
         "pardon?"

You say, out of character:
         "or the eyes"

The prim and proper blue-robed templar says, out of character:
        "..."

You say, out of character:
        "what?  I only consent to fade if your templar doesn't condemn me to a virtual short-term punishment of justice that is also incredibly annoying to clean up"

You say, out of character:
        "otherwise we can't fade, I want to know exactly what your templar is doing"

You say, out of character:
        "my character's scan/watch skills can't afford to take the temporary hit"

Haha, I nearly fell out of my chair when I seen this

that is the funniest thing i've seen today!

[Malifaxis]

I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me.

Wow.  Way to set back asian culture 300 years, Ami, as well as verifying every creepy stereo type we Americans have about asian sex.

That's so fucked up, dude.

[Ami]

Yeah, at least I don't rub ears, or whatever elves do. 

[Fredd]

I wish A smelly, grey tentacle would appear near me.

Wow.  Way to set back asian culture 300 years, Ami, as well as verifying every creepy stereo type we Americans have about asian sex.

That's so fucked up, dude.

Some people like that stuff.


Another of mine: I have Snu-Snued