Mudsex: Epic Fail/Win

[Marshmellow]

I guess this brings up the whole "sex > violence" in the scale of evil.

TV, film and games glory in showing increasingly gory representations of people being beaten up, dismembered and killed.  I'm cool with that.

<Insert deity of choice> help them if someone gets a boner though.

Modern society has a really screwed up sense of moral ideas.

Oh, believe me, it isn't that.  I have no problem with sex and/or sexual topics, but participating in sexual roleplay is a waste of time because it takes so long most of the time and is usually boring to me.

[Gunnerblaster]

Needs moar rape, imo.

Aren't you just little miss masochist

[Zoan]

Needs moar rape, imo.

Nobody with a sweet anime girl as an avatar is ever allowed to say things like that.

[The7DeadlyVenomz]

Seems to me to be the perfect person to say that, being that ani ... er, hientia, usually has innocent little anime girls...

[boog]

Seems to me to be the perfect person to say that, being that ani ... er, hientia, usually has innocent little anime girls...

Tentacle boobies.

[hyzhenhok]

   There's dung and shit everywhere. Also some troughs, a cesspool
filled with shit and sewage and ew, and some other stuff.
   Wind and echoed shouts of training come into the latrines from
the training yard to the south.
A stone tub is here, beside the door.

You are Fukme, a Runner of the T'zai Byn
Keywords: curvaceous petite tressed lass
Sdesc: the petite, curvaceous-tressed lass
Objective: get raped
Long Description
Code Generated Long Decription

You are 16 years, 0 months, and 40 days old,
which by your race and appearance is young.
You are 64 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is exceptional, your agility is absolutely incredible,
  your wisdom is poor, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a little thirsty.
Your health is 200(200), you have 200(200) stamina, and 200(200) stun.

You have been playing for 0 days and 2 hours.
You are standing
You are currently speaking sirihish with a tribal accent.

You think:
     "Only me on Nekrete? Poor little me, so bored and horny!"

Feeling mischevious, you think:
     "I'd better take of my pants, don't want to get smelly!"

You remove your sandcloth pants.

You slip on some slippery poo, and land on your curvy butt near the cesspool.

Giggling, you say, in sirihish:
     "Hee hee!"

A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.

Someone sends:
     "Consent?"

[Qzzrbl]

   There's dung and shit everywhere. Also some troughs, a cesspool
filled with shit and sewage and ew, and some other stuff.
   Wind and echoed shouts of training come into the latrines from
the training yard to the south.
A stone tub is here, beside the door.

You are Fukme, a Runner of the T'zai Byn
Keywords: curvaceous petite tressed lass
Sdesc: the petite, curvaceous-tressed lass
Objective: get raped
Long Description
Code Generated Long Decription

You are 16 years, 0 months, and 40 days old,
which by your race and appearance is young.
You are 64 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is exceptional, your agility is absolutely incredible,
  your wisdom is poor, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a little thirsty.
Your health is 200(200), you have 200(200) stamina, and 200(200) stun.

You have been playing for 0 days and 2 hours.
You are standing
You are currently speaking sirihish with a tribal accent.

You think:
     "Only me on Nekrete? Poor little me, so bored and horny!"

Feeling mischevious, you think:
     "I'd better take of my pants, don't want to get smelly!"

You remove your sandcloth pants.

You slip on some slippery poo, and land on your curvy butt near the cesspool.

Giggling, you say, in sirihish:
     "Hee hee!"

A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.
A smelly, grey tentacle has arrived from nearby.

Someone sends:
     "Consent?"

....

[Akaramu]

...

[hyzhenhok]

my bad, i forgot this was a serious thread about roleplaying sex on the internet

[Qzzrbl]

my bad, i forgot this was a serious thread about roleplaying sex on the internet

I actually lol'd hard.

I settled with ellipses because I couldn't think of an acronym to properly convey my amusement.

<3

[Wolfsong]

I can't believe staff approved you to play a PC named Fukme.

[Lizzie]

I played her twin sister, Fukieu.

[Kismetic]

I just wanna say, as my final two cents before I stop reading this thread, that it's pretty obvious people created muds to act out things they can't do in real life.  I play muds primarily to kill people.  Others, they want to have sex.  Maybe you want to fuck her somewhere uncomfortable (like in the back of a Volkswagon).

Nobody should really judge anyone else, though.  Especially if you're not the king/queen of laying pipe/getting hosed.  And hyzenhok, that post pretty much sums up my feelings about mudsex (tentacle sex is the best).

[Akaramu]

Others, they want to have sex.  Maybe you want to fuck her somewhere uncomfortable (like in the back of a Volkswagon).

Nobody should really judge anyone else, though.  Especially if you're not the king/queen of laying pipe/getting hosed.  And hyzenhok, that post pretty much sums up my feelings about mudsex (tentacle sex is the best).

People who want to have sex should try harder in real life. And I would think that most do... or stick to sex chatrooms where no one ever wants to fade. 

[Shepard]

You can have sex in this game! I've been doing it all wrong!

When someone asks me for consent I normally just say okay, then torture and kill them.

[Clavis]

whats sex?

[Barsook]

Google is your friend.

[Clavis]

how nasty no clothes on anyone!

[Qzzrbl]

I once FTB'd with a virtual hooker.

True story.

[Ami]

Can be a useful and easy way to make some 'sids if you're desperate too.

Even easier if you fade it.

[Gunnerblaster]

Can be a useful and easy way to make some 'sids if you're desperate too.

Even easier if you fade it.

Idk. I think there was some discussion on whoring, etc. and the subject of FTB came up.

I think I remember someone distinctly saying something to the effect of, "If you want to FTB on being a whore, then I'll FTB on giving you your pay."

I got lulz from it.

Edited to add:
I didn't say it - Someone else did

[Marshmellow]

Yes, but iirc, there was an outcry against that sentiment too.  You can not make IC consequences for OOC things, like FTB.  You don't know why the other person is FTBing, and holding their character's pay hostage when ICly the event happened?  A lot of people didn't like that.  If you don't want to ICly pay without getting your freak on, don't go back to the same whore twice if s/he fades on the first.

[Barzalene]

I had a point, then I thought better of it, then I realized I'd left the quote but not the response, and now.... Now this is what we're left with.

[Is Friday]

Man, I would play some awesome whores if people didn't punish me as a player for FTB'ing. If you ever wonder why there isn't an awesome whore around, it's because I'm not playing one.

edit:
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

(I always feel like Barney from How I Met Your Mother when I read threads like this.)

[Lizzie]

Man, I would play some awesome whores if people didn't punish me as a player for FTB'ing. If you ever wonder why there isn't an awesome whore around, it's because I'm not playing one.

edit:
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

(I always feel like Barney from How I Met Your Mother when I read threads like this.)

You know, if I knew it was your character, then I could be assured that your FTB would be outstanding. And, I would find a reason for my character to hire yours, just for the FTB.

Alas, non-FTB is creepy, and some dimwad playing a whore saying "ooc ok we do it lol" is not my idea of a fun fade. FADERS NEED FUN TOO.