Memorable One-Liners

[spacewars]

I just started watching the Firefly series on Netflix. So gorram good.

Series never finished and was canceled, the 'finale' was done up in a movie that came a good while after the series but is equally badass. Serenity.

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
        - Jayne Cobb

Their where a lot of things with the movie serenity, i didn't like good movie. But i think it fucked the entire story up.
Sorry for the continued derail.


Okay, so it's a two-liner, but I don't care.

[LauraMars]

Wow. That was nonsensical. Spacewars' post came out of space and hit me in the face with confusion and... mace?

[spacewars]

Wow. That was nonsensical. Spacewars' post came out of space and hit me in the face with confusion and... mace?

What i was trying to say is that the the movie serenity, totally screwed the original storyline of firefly up. Although the storyline of firefly was screwed up by fox not running them in order. Their are things in the series that have already happened, where as in the movie it's like they had never happened. Does this make better since laura

[Bebop]

Right Hand Runner over the Way - Where are you?

Byn Sergeant - Just sittin'... in the shade... of the Shield Wall.

Runner - You fell didn't you?

Sergeant - Never speak of this.

In a low, hissing rasp, the orderly, fair-skinned templar says, in sirihish:

"Yesss... knock her out first - she's troublesome to.. handle."


change accent northern

You begin speaking with a northern accent.


The delicate, ebon-haired woman whispers something to the orderly, fair-skinned templar.

Gasping breathlessly, you say to the delicate, ebon-haired woman, in sirihish:

"Fuck... you."


The half-giant soldier nods and then increases the pressure on his grip, choking you with a crack of knuckles.


Your vision goes black.

[NOFUN]

say (pressing a hand to ^short forehead) My my! Don't you just say the funniest things, Little girl? Er. Little boy? Miss? Miss..ter?

[Majikal]

Salt Flats [NESW]
A mage is here, chatting.
A mage is here, chatting.
A mage is here, talking shiz.
**a strange shadow is here**
**a strange shadow is here**
**a strange shadow is here**
**a strange shadow is here**

A gemmed duder says in sirihish: "I wish them Red Fangs would show there face, I'd like to blast me a couple."


Famous Last Words.

[Jeshin]

Some personal favorites

Newbie says:
"This ox is has mind o' its own."

Me says:
"You'll be fine we're in the city."

*** While passing the Scaien gate, Ox decides to go west randomly on a failed rider check. The newbie proceeds to go north into a club-tailed kryl. ***

-

Ranger that solo's kryl with his hands says:
"Don't have Lems with, but it's only a carru and you're here duder."

*** fight ensues - ranger is tumbled - stands up

Ranger says:
"Help?!"

*frightening damage to Ranger's ego and head has occured*

-

After rolling into bed with a pale look, Lumberjack says:
"... What did you want to talk about Fme? You and buddy aren't fighting right?"

Fme says:
"I shouldn't have been angry"

*Backstab with terradin!*

-
Elf sitting in a tent crafting stones.

>look out

You see mate fighting raptors.

>think *confident* She can kill raptors in her sleep. I'll go help.

>leave

Elf leaves tent
Mate flees from raptors
Raptors enjoy elfie meal

>mantis head


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Recruit of the Legion says OOC:
"How do I kill xxx?"

Old man says OOC"
"type kill xxx"

Recruit of the Legion says OOC:
"Ok thanks."

Recruit of the Legion Attacks you!

Old man shouts:
"Wait!"

Recruit of the Legion Disengages!

Templar says:
"Tek's balls remind me to never let you perform an execution again."

Templar cleaves old man.

[Little_Cacophony]

Two characters were engaging on a trade deal over the Way, this happened in the middle of the conversation:

The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
     "Twenty-eight large for a *something*? Krath. For half that I could put a bounty out on a *something*-riding templar."

You send a telepathic message to the someone someone:
     "I don't think so. The on going rate for a templar is ten larges. The *something* on top of it..."


You send a telepathic message to the someone someone:
     "No I mean the templar on top of the *something*, I don't think templars enjoy to be ridden..."


The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
     "So templars are cheaper than *something*?"

The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
     "Maybe I'll order up a templar instead."

.........

When the trade started to fall apart due to a disagreement in price:

The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
     "Ah. A month ago, I had fifteen. I've had to pay a few expenses."

You send a telepathic message to the someone someone:
     "How could you! How could you separate your sids from my loving embrace. The other sids you gave me miss them. They want to be united into one large bag."

The someone someone sends you a telepathic message:
     "Well most of it went to you."

[Gunnerblaster]

Buuump.

Not as epic as a 3-year bump but it'll do.

[FantasyWriter]

I think I posted this somewhere else, but Tolan was by far my favorite PC ever.....


Fireballs rain down on the city of Allanak.
Everyone in the vicinity in encased with fiery protection from the city's friendly neighborhood Suk-Krath Gemmer.

The so and so unknown PC says, in southern-accented Sirihish,
 "It's almost dark.  Anyone have a torch?"

The black, skeletal-inked dwarven vivaduan shouts, in southern-accented Sirihish,
 "Torches?! We're all on fucking FIRE!

The black, skeletal-inked dwarf rolls his eyes as the cooling mist around him steams against the flames.

[Barsook]

You hear a man's voice shout from the south in sirihish:
     "dicks"

[MeTekillot]

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