Memorable One-Liners

[FantasyWriter]

*points to the signature below*

Most epic rp ever.

BWAHAHAHAHAH!

This thread delivers.

[SMuz]

Names, sdescs, races, and clans changed to protect privacy:

The skinny, female breed looks at the dark-skinned man's possessions. (or whatever that failed peek echo was)

Glaring at the skinny, female breed, the dark-skinned man brandishes his axe.

Blushing, the skinny, female breed says to the dark-skinned man, in sirihish:
      "Hey, sorry! I was just trying to see what was in your pants."


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*After a sparring accident between two Byn Runners*

The beefy sergeant says to the powerfully-built man, in sirihish:
      "Bring that Runner here."

Sharpening his blade, the beefy sergeant says to the powerfully-built man, in sirihish:
      "I need to have a talk with him."

The powerfully-built man nods grimly to the beefy sergeant.

The powerfully-built man walks south.

(a few minutes later)

The powerfully-built man walks in from the south.

The powerfully-built man drops the body of a tall, black-haired man.

Raising an eyebrow, the beefy sergeant looks at the body of a tall, black-haired man.

Frowning at him, the beefy sergeant exclaims to the powerfully built man:
      "Not that Runner!"

[Boggis]

Ha, I died there.

No log.  I was the dwarf that got one-shot KO'ed by one of the templars after backstabbing his cat-girl aide.  Ironically, I was (one of) the one(s) who ratted you all out.

Hah, you almost got me killed before that HRPT if you were who I think you were. I think we were looking for a dwarf to kill so I could pass the head off to Salarr for something else and you suggested where we might find one in the alleys. Went there and I got sapped, knocked out and beat down to -9hp before getting hauled out of the fight. Fun HRPT though - still can't believe I didn't get into more trouble over killing a Red Robe and the other stuff.

[Marauder Moe]

[after my dwarven character was asking for money]

As he splits his coins in half, putting the other portion on the floor, the wildly maned, weathered man says, in northern-accented sirihish:
     "Meaningless things, pointless when you stand before Her after death."

The wildly maned, weathered man drops many coins.

You say to the wildly maned, weathered man, in sirihish:
     "Maybe, but I've got things to do before that time comes for me."

[AJM]

After sparring my PC really wanted to get to the tailor before sundown

Random pc say "Hey are you Okay you're bleeding?"

My pc says " I ain't got time to bleed."

[Zoan]

I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED.

[brytta.leofa]

Not mine, but a far more memorable player's:

   "That's how you kill a northern templar, lads. String up the body."

[Synthesis]

I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED.

Fail.

[Zoan]

Jesse Ventura said that too? Why yes Synth, I do indeed fail.

The Body > Yarrick.

[Synthesis]

Jesse Ventura said that too? Why yes Synth, I do indeed fail.

The Body > Yarrick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_Z3ky5lwE&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usd4z9rxbys&NR=1

[evil_erdlu]

I once played a dwarf who got dragged into Byn. Right before I was forced to make a sparring match with the sergeant (my character disliked physical pain), the horn rang.

The fluffy, chirpy dwarf says in Sirihish, voice cheerful:
    "Saved by the horn!"

[Gobbleneck]

Smiling wryly, the pasty, wild-haired man asks in rinthi accented sirihish:
"Just making conversation.  Ever tried it before?"

Someone mutters an incantation.
Dunes stretch out far to the north, south, east, and west, with no end in sight.
Hopping around in each direction, his mouth agape in shock, the pasty, wild-haired man exclaims in rinthi accented sirihish:
"Hey, where'd the Gaj go!?"
The pasty, wild-haired man walks south.
You try to climb but slip.
Grunting as his hands scrabble feebly at the rocks of the cliff, the pasty, wild-haired man says in rinthi accented sirihish:
"Must be closed."

May aswell have roleplayed him going mad, looking for the Gaj in the sands.  Had no idea how to get back, lol.

[Majikal]

As her head explodes into a fiery pillar of flames while rising a few cords up from the ground, [censored] shouts in sirihish:
      "Flame on!"

A couple that touched some Salarri's near and dear:
Where's my pants!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaar!

[Jenred]

At your table, the BLANK says in sirihish:
     "Anyone happen to know a sickly woman that happened to be insane?"

At your table, the BLANK says in sirihish, pursing his lips to the side:
     "You just described half of the females in the known world."

[Archbaron]

From an old log in Luir's:


The southerner man exclaims to the northerner man, in sirihish:
     "The Highlord Tektolnes is the only true Highlord!"

The northerner man exclaims to the southerner man, in sirihish:
     "Prove it!"

The southerner man reaches out and tickles the northerner man.

The northerner man emits a wan chuckle as he is caught off guard, then pushes the southerner man off.

The northerner man exclaims to the southerner man, in sirihish:
     "What the feck was that?"

The southerner man exclaims to the northerner man, in sirihish:
     "That was the mighty Tek-Tickle! One laugh and you will love your Lord."

[silence]

[IAmJacksOpinion]

Yes, hot off the presses:

The threatened man says:
   "He told me if I [did something unmentionable] he'd drop a flaming building on my head!"

Shaking his head, speaking with disarming seriousness you say:
  "Nonsense.  He's far too short."

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And who could forget the classic.

A member of the templar's entourage says, in sirihish:
"SCORE!!"

A member of the templar's entourage says, oocly:
"Sorry, wrong window. "

[Winterless]

The mighty Tektolnes says, in Highlord-accented sirihish,
can a mutha get a mimosa in this bitch?"

[Jenred]

The man says, in sirihish:
     "Where the darn-diddly is So and So...

[Zoltan]

As they trudge through the desert among a motley crew of mutant 'Rinthers, the odd-eyed breed says to you, in rinth-accented sirihish:
         "What a freak show, eh?"

As the shit hits the fan, the templar exclaims, in sirihish:
       "Fuck you [other templar]!"
[picturing that whole scene always makes me smile a little]

The plump man says, in sirihish:
       "Magickal obelisks and runes are a sign, a sign to stay the fuck away."

And just for the meta-irony of it all...

Discussing sex, the grizzled man says, in sirihish:
      "I don't think I'd really be into role-play."

[Taven]

Discussing sex, the grizzled man says, in sirihish:
      "I don't think I'd really be into role-play."

Hahaha. This one make me crack up IRL.

[Mood]

The mighty Tektolnes says, in Highlord-accented sirihish,
can a mutha get a mimosa in this bitch?"

That, or...

"Objective: branch"

...was the best part of the entire log.

[Zoltan]

The mighty Tektolnes says, in Highlord-accented sirihish,
can a mutha get a mimosa in this bitch?"

That, or...

"Objective: branch"

...was the best part of the entire log.

My favorite was when he dropped link during that one guy's monologue. Or when he mischan'd the spell words.

[Only He Stands There]

The crate containing the [] woman thrashes and shudders violently as she fairly obviously throws a tantrum inside it.

[Ender]

>read board 43

You hear everyone and anyone talking about how noble woman McGee has died and anyone who says otherwise is either stupid or a liar!

>look

A bar
there's stuff in this bar
noble woman McGee is sitting at a table here

>think Rumors of her death have been greatly exaggerated.

[mansa]

You are now speaking the purple woman.