Memorable One-Liners

[Twilight]

The obviously bugged NPC rises up from the ground.

The obviously bugged NPC says, "There can be only one!"

The soldiers again kill the obviously bugged NPC.

The obviously bugged NPC rises up from the ground.

The obviously bugged NPC says, "There can be only one!"

The soldiers again kill...

And six or seven more times of this.

[SMuz]

Lol, Twilight, you said that 6 years ago. It was a good one, though.

[Archbaron]

The merchant exclaims, in sirihish:
     "I could sell ice to the Eskimos!"

The merchant man says, OOC:
     "Oh, wait, lmao. I mean sand to the d-elves."

[Taven]

A [X] argosy doesn't move, but it rumbles and shakes anyway.

[Majikal]

someone sends you the telepathic message:
"Hrum hrum hrum hrum."

someone sends you the telepathic message:
"That's the sound of a mindworm eating your brainz."

[Maso]

LOL.

<3 the mindworm one. Hahahahahaha.

[Incognito]

You send a telepathic message to the <xyz woman>:
     "*His mental contact withdrawing from your mind* Jubaal out!"

[Majikal]

Setup: Following two game crashes one after the other.

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Sagely, you say, in allundean:
      "Yah ever feel like.. tha whole world just quits existing for a moment er two.."

With a sage nod of her own, someone says to you, in allundean:
      "Kah...twice this week."


[Sephiroto]

The <sdesc> demon sends you a telepathic message:
"Do not meddle in affairs you do not understand, mortal."

[Ourla]

Setup: Following two game crashes one after the other.

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Sagely, you say, in allundean:
      "Yah ever feel like.. tha whole world just quits existing for a moment er two.."

With a sage nod of her own, someone says to you, in allundean:
      "Kah...twice this week."


You totally stole that line off me. 

[Silversteel]

*Names, descs, and situations removed to protect the innocent.... and the not so innocent*

The cool dwarf says to the tough guy, in cool-accented sirihish:
           "Don't see how you fucks deal with all that hair, just seems... unnatural."

The tough guy says to the cool dwarf, in tough guy-accented sirihish:
           "Tell ya' what, I get the killin' blow on this next shit-kisser of a gith, ya' walk around with a quirri hide on ya' head for a week."

The cool dwarf says to the tough guy, in cool-accented sirihish:
           "......Fuckin' yar mate."
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Hacking away at the lifeless corpse of a mantis, the tough guy says, in tough guy-accented sirihish:
           "Cut me 'eh? Ya' creepy sunva' bitch! Now look at ya'! All dead an' shit!"

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Pointing to the sexy woman, the tough guy says to the new guy, in tough guy-accented sirihish:
           "Touch her again an' I'll be cleavin' ya' empty head from ya' shoulders, drink my mornin' breather outta' your skull, then take my evenin' piss in it. Understood?"

With a smile, the sexy woman says, in sexy-accented sirihish:
           "So dreamy...."

[path]

"We can't stop here - this is gith country!"
-Veddi Gologani al Azia

[Gunnerblaster]

May not hold much humor but I got a helluva laugh of this.

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The cautious man says, in sirihish:
     "Be very careful going down."

The new guy nods, beginning his descent.

The cautious man begins to lower himself down the spire.

The new guy tries to climb, but slips.

The new guy plummets to the ground below.

[SMuz]

I found the following somewhat more amusing:

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The boss says to the half-giant guard, in sirihish:
      "I'll go down first. You guard my back."

The boss tries to climb, but slips.

(forgetting that follow was on)
The half-giant guard follows the boss down, but slips.

The boss plummets to the ground below.

The half-giant guard plummets to the ground below.

(After landing, the boss hits his head on something and passes out)

Someone shouts from above:
      "Hey, boss, are you down there?"

The half-giant guard shouts:
      "Boss is taking a nap now."

Someone shouts from above:
      "Taking a nap where?"

The half-giant guard shouts:
      "Under me."

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

>Feeling nauseous, you think:
     "That was disgusting."

>You think:
     "Also, awesome."

[Fathi]

I think we were trying to drag a bench into a room so we could stand on it and peek through a window. I can't remember why.


Obediently, the beefy guard woman strains as she lifts a wide-legged stone bench.
A wide-legged stone bench doesn't move.

In amusement, the other woman looks at a wide-legged stone bench.

Carved of polished black stone, this bench sits on wide, triangular legs,
which afford it an almost immovable quality.  It is unadorned, and simple
but elegant in its construction.
On a wide-legged stone bench (here) :
nothing

Moving to help the beefy guard woman, the other woman strains as she lifts a wide-legged stone bench.
A wide-legged stone bench doesn't move.

Stooping, you lift a wide-legged stone bench with all your strength.
A wide-legged stone bench half rises from the ground.

Grunting with effort, the other woman says, in bendune:
     "Motherfucking ginkaspines."

The other woman stops lifting a wide-legged stone bench.
A wide-legged stone bench settles to the ground.

Groaning as she lifts the thing, you say to the other woman, in bendune:
     "Flaming fucking..."

The figure in a hooded, tan-colored greatcloak just trails off.

The other woman says to the beefy guard woman, in bendune:
     ".. nevermind."

The muscular, tawny-skinned woman stops lifting a wide-legged stone bench.

You stop lifting a wide-legged stone bench.

The other woman says to you, in bendune:
     "No WONDER those things've been there so long."

[Zoltan]

One I just remembered from my first character:

A tuluki explains the meaning of his tattoos to my Byn sergeant, then...

Tapping a finger against the two stripes tattooed on his throat, you say to the man, in sirihish:
         "Oh yeah? Well, -this- means I'm a violent, alcoholic son-of-a-'tok!"

[Archbaron]

Somewhere, in Tuluk...

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At your table, the indescript man says in sirihish, turning to the other man:
      "Where are people's manners lately?"

The other man says to the indescript man, in sirihish:
      "Gone south."

[musashi]

The Kuraci Agent looks at you appraisingly.

The Kuraci Agent says in Sirihish, "Well how about this ... I'll give you the order now, and if you don't pay us back we'll track you down and kill you. Sound fair?

[Riev]

Somewhere, in Tuluk...

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At your table, the indescript man says in sirihish, turning to the other man:
      "Where are people's manners lately?"

The other man says to the indescript man, in sirihish:
      "Gone south."

I honestly wonder if the person that said that, knew what he was saying before he typed it. I pretty much laughed for like 12 minutes straight.

[Archbaron]

Somewhere, in Tuluk...

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At your table, the indescript man says in sirihish, turning to the other man:
      "Where are people's manners lately?"

The other man says to the indescript man, in sirihish:
      "Gone south."

I honestly wonder if the person that said that, knew what he was saying before he typed it. I pretty much laughed for like 12 minutes straight.

It was quipped out really fast, so either he was really on the ball or just typed in the first thing that came to his head.

[razorback]

The really friendly, female half-giant says in sirihish:
"What ya's wants me ta do, sir?"

The super, brave Sargeant says in sirihish:
"Just cover my rear, ok? Make sure nothin' sneaks up."

The really friendly, female half-giant steps behind the super, brave Sargeant, grabbing his ass.

The super, brave Sargeant shouts in sirihish:
"Ahhh! The feck ya doin'?! Please...for the love of Krath...don't squeeze!!!"

[Majikal]

Grimacing, the elf says to you, in allundean:
     "Jesus."

The elf says, out of character:
     "..."

>emote didn't hear that
You didn't hear that.

The elf did not mention IRL religious leader's names.

Grimacing, the elf says to you, in allundean:
     "Krath."

[Kol]

BUMP!

I want more, I'm nearly crying over these.

[Gimfalisette]

At your table, bobbing a series of loose nods to you, the Salarri agent says in sirihish:
      "'Ey, Laila, how's shit?"

At your table, dropping an amiable nod back to the Salarri agent, you say in sirihish:
      "Brown, and smells like Bynners."