Shit Happens

Started by Olgaris, February 18, 2009, 04:54:44 PM

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February 18, 2009, 09:18:04 PM #75
War beetles now poop half as frequently as originally implemented. Your beetle will not be affected until a reboot/crash or stabling and unstabling.
You give your towering mound of dung to the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh.
the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh sends:
     "dude, how'd you know I was hungry and horny?"
February 18, 2009, 10:39:32 PM #76
I have not seen this many people excited over dung...

Code Select
>drop pants
You do not have that item.
February 18, 2009, 10:41:27 PM #77
Ok, so, problem for those of us in clans who's mounts stand around all day.

I stood in the stables for about 4 minutes and this piled up:

In the room:
  1.dung - a smelly tubular, puce-hued hunk of dung

  2.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  3.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  4.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  5.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  6.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  7.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  8.dung - a huge mound of dung


Seriously. That's a bit much.
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.
February 18, 2009, 10:51:17 PM #78
Quote from: tortall on February 18, 2009, 10:41:27 PM
Ok, so, problem for those of us in clans who's mounts stand around all day.

I stood in the stables for about 4 minutes and this piled up:

In the room:
  1.dung - a smelly tubular, puce-hued hunk of dung

  2.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  3.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  4.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  5.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  6.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  7.dung - a smelly fist-sized ball of dung

  8.dung - a huge mound of dung


Seriously. That's a bit much.

1) Those mounds have likely not been through a reboot since I updated the frequency.
2) As it piles up, things happen that I'd like to remain a pleasant surprise.
3) Hire a stablehand.
You give your towering mound of dung to the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh.
the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh sends:
     "dude, how'd you know I was hungry and horny?"
February 18, 2009, 10:53:56 PM #79
This thread is poop-ilicious(all the good puns are already taken).
February 18, 2009, 11:01:58 PM #80
Hah, serves you clans damn right for having stables in your houses. That 20 'sid ticketing fee covers the cost of hiring someone to clear out all that shit :P
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.
February 18, 2009, 11:02:10 PM #81
Quote from: Vessol on February 18, 2009, 10:53:56 PM
This thread is poop-ilicious(all the good puns are already taken).

Stop clogging up our intertubes with your shitty puns.
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station
February 18, 2009, 11:08:37 PM #82
Could a compost crate objected be created and sold through appropriate merchants in each of the city states, or just loaded in clan stables?
Doesn't seem worth a mastercrafting projects since there would ICly definitely be something like this around.

Get dung (after shoveling it into a pile)
put dung crate (tossing it over his shoulder)
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
February 18, 2009, 11:10:47 PM #83
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A fecal-smeared, dusty man has arrived from the east, dragging a rickety, dung-filled cart.

A fecal-smeared, dusty man shouts, in sirihish:
   "Bring ou' yer dung! Bring ou' yer dung!"

A fecal-smeared, dusty man moves west, dragging a rickety, dung-filled cart.
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
February 18, 2009, 11:24:52 PM #84
This is so shitty.


lulz... and the puns continue.
February 18, 2009, 11:33:01 PM #85
Quote from: FantasyWriter on February 18, 2009, 11:08:37 PM
Could a compost crate objected be created and sold through appropriate merchants in each of the city states, or just loaded in clan stables?
Doesn't seem worth a mastercrafting projects since there would ICly definitely be something like this around.

Get dung (after shoveling it into a pile)
put dung crate (tossing it over his shoulder)

You could use... a chest?
You give your towering mound of dung to the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh.
the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh sends:
     "dude, how'd you know I was hungry and horny?"
February 18, 2009, 11:35:00 PM #86
Quote from: Winterless on February 18, 2009, 11:24:52 PM
This is so shitty.


lulz... and the puns continue.

No.  This is the shit, is what this is.
I seduced the daughters of men
And made the death of them.
I demanded human sacrifices
From the rest of them.
I became the spirit that haunted
And protected them.
And I lived in the tower of flame
But death collected them.
-War is my Destiny, Ill Bill
February 18, 2009, 11:39:02 PM #87
I counted 18 dungs when I left the stables.  When I returned 20m later there were 23 dungs.

Why are these mounts pooping so much?
February 18, 2009, 11:40:54 PM #88
Now I can app a stableboy named Wesley and sweep a Kadian Family Member named Buttercup off her feet! Brilliant!
February 18, 2009, 11:42:33 PM #89
sorry Ammut...gave'em laxitives......had to run myself to keep my boots clean! ;D
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
-Albert Einstein
February 18, 2009, 11:43:49 PM #90
Quote from: Olgaris on February 18, 2009, 10:51:17 PM
1) Those mounds have likely not been through a reboot since I updated the frequency.
2) As it piles up, things happen that I'd like to remain a pleasant surprise.
3) Hire a stablehand.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 18, 2009, 11:53:19 PM #91
Fecalicious!
Quote from: Fnord on November 27, 2010, 01:55:19 PM
May the fap be with you, always. ;D
February 19, 2009, 12:23:27 AM #92
Okay, ox shit waaay too much, I counted once every 10-15 minutes.
February 19, 2009, 12:27:04 AM #93
get 6.dung
You cannot take a huge mound of dung.

Um.... Help?
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.
February 19, 2009, 12:29:29 AM #94
Quote from: Winterless on February 19, 2009, 12:23:27 AM
Okay, ox shit waaay too much, I counted once every 10-15 minutes.

Remember, that's IG time. That'd be about an hour and a half IG. Animals shit quite a bit. I was a ranch hand IRL once X_X
February 19, 2009, 12:30:50 AM #95
Quote from: Vessol on February 19, 2009, 12:29:29 AM
Quote from: Winterless on February 19, 2009, 12:23:27 AM
Okay, ox shit waaay too much, I counted once every 10-15 minutes.

Remember, that's IG time. That'd be about an hour and a half IG. Animals shit quite a bit. I was a ranch hand IRL once X_X

Do we have the playerbase to keep these stables clean?
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.
February 19, 2009, 12:31:29 AM #96
Quote from: tortall on February 19, 2009, 12:27:04 AM
get 6.dung
You cannot take a huge mound of dung.

Um.... Help?

Have you read help poop?
You give your towering mound of dung to the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh.
the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh sends:
     "dude, how'd you know I was hungry and horny?"
February 19, 2009, 12:31:58 AM #97
Not many know this, but the 'Armageddon' of 1.Arm is not some huge epic event, but the world slowly being covered in shit. I saw through Olgaris's clever plan!

I dub this 'Shitageddon'.
February 19, 2009, 12:34:10 AM #98
***>help poop
Poop Scraping                                                        (Jobs)

   Poop scraping can be done anywhere there are large amounts of creatures
to generate a properly noticeable amount of excrement.  Not the most
glamorous job, or highest paying, it none the less puts food on the table.
Most people of this profession have a particularly noticeable aroma.

   Poop scraping can be done with bare hands, or with various tools.

   One can not forage for poop.  You will have to find it in game, or
find a dung mound.

Syntax at a dung mound:
    dig mound   (bare hands)
    use <TOOL> mound

Examples:
   > dig mound

   > use shovel mound

Once you locate your source, you will then need to find a proper buyer
for this resource.

See Also:
    jobs, use

***>giggle
Sorry, you cannot do that here.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
February 19, 2009, 01:03:14 AM #99
So, can we get a reboot soon to fix the crazy pooping system, or are clannies allowed to use clan money to stable/unstable them to fix?

Seriously, spent the last 30 min running from the stables to the dung pile(where I didn't get paid 'cause I can't figure out how), and back. There's always 10+ piles of dung.  :'(
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.
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