Shit Happens

[Olgaris]

I think desert elves should have to squeeze out a turd or two as they run.  

It could be arranged.

[Ghost]

two things

1) can it be thrown?

2) can it be slingshot ammo?

[Olgaris]

two things

1) can it be thrown?

2) can it be slingshot ammo?

1) Yes - and shortly there will be nasty consequences for the victim.

2) No.

[jcljules]

I think desert elves should have to squeeze out a turd or two as they run.  

It could be arranged.

Wait, really? Poop command eventually? Please?

[Ghost]

if shit is going to happen for the victim then i think slingshot is a kinky idea

[Olgaris]

I think desert elves should have to squeeze out a turd or two as they run.  

It could be arranged.

Wait, really? Poop command eventually? Please?

No command... No control. You'd just squeeze one out.

[Synthesis]

So wait...if this is a way for people to "make money without leaving the city," why is it that only mounts and wild animals do it?

Neither one sits around actually -inside- a city for very long, so it seems like you know...people who are already out hunting for 'sid would be benefiting from this much more than someone who never leaves the gates at all.

[Chettaman]

I demand the ability to shit now, and make a pile of crap. So we can crap in peoples stuff that we hate...

Then I demand the ability to pee, and fill bottles with 'a yellow liquid'...

Yah... 

also, I havn't seen erdlus crap yet.

[Ashes]

Can it be eaten?

[PerpetualPatriot]

I want to be the first person to introduce the poo into mudsex.


Two girls, one cup -- Zalanthan style!

[Qel]

Perhaps rather than having large animals poop so often, they can let go of a lot at one time, but still keep it down to a few hours between urges.

[Ourla]

I demand the ability to shit now, and make a pile of crap. So we can crap in peoples stuff that we hate...

Then I demand the ability to pee, and fill bottles with 'a yellow liquid'...

Yah... 

also, I havn't seen erdlus crap yet.

I haven't seen another kind of mount poop IG either, in several hours' expectant waiting.  Do we bug them?

[Dar]

I can imagine it. Playing a dwarf, finding an HG to sit on the neck of. Have a whole number of chalton to produce crap. Then use the ... methane to ... power up Allanak. addkeyword Master Blaster

[BlackMagic0]

I think desert elves should have to squeeze out a turd or two as they run.  

It could be arranged.

Wait, really? Poop command eventually? Please?

No command... No control. You'd just squeeze one out.

I don't like the random pooping of players, Who wants to be running about and suddenly crap their leggings?
Or talking to Mister Fancy Pants Templar and suddenly crap themselves...
Or suddenly crap themselves during hawt mudsexx.. who'd mudsexx then?! WHAT WOULD THE WORLD COME TO WITHOUT MUDSEXX!

[brytta.leofa]

> eat steak
You eat your small portion of a mekillot steak.
You are full.
> stand
You stand up from a round, blue-painted table.
> gone briefly
You are gone briefly.
>
You feel the urge to relieve yourself.

[jcljules]

Mindbenders should be able to cause incontinence.

[BlackMagic0]

Mindbenders should be able to cause incontinence.

New mindbender skill, which forces players to crap themselves? I like that... xD

[Synthesis]

I feel compelled to ask again, since the last time it was buried in a pile of well...you know....

What is the benefit to the poor city-based grebbers who a) don't have a mount and b) don't go out hunting?

How are they supposed to find poo and sell it, when it is only spawned by things or in locations that aren't their purview?

I thought the intent was to create a relatively safe, city-based job where commoners could scrounge for a few 'sid.  How exactly is this a city-based job, when mounts are typically inside a city all of about 30 seconds before being stabled?  How is this a city-based job when wild animals are the only other things that are pooping?  It seems like the only persons with a decent chance of actually finding and picking up poo are folks who are already out hunting for 'sid.

Is there like, random poop of which I'm unaware spawning in the streets?

[The7DeadlyVenomz]

Clans can hire grebbers to clean out the House Stalls.
Grebbers can chance upon doo doo in the street.

[Olgaris]

So wait...if this is a way for people to "make money without leaving the city," why is it that only mounts and wild animals do it?

Neither one sits around actually -inside- a city for very long, so it seems like you know...people who are already out hunting for 'sid would be benefiting from this much more than someone who never leaves the gates at all.

You will see.

[Olgaris]

Can it be eaten?

Yes, but you might not want to...

I feel compelled to ask again, since the last time it was buried in a pile of well...you know....

What is the benefit to the poor city-based grebbers who a) don't have a mount and b) don't go out hunting?

How are they supposed to find poo and sell it, when it is only spawned by things or in locations that aren't their purview?

I thought the intent was to create a relatively safe, city-based job where commoners could scrounge for a few 'sid.  How exactly is this a city-based job, when mounts are typically inside a city all of about 30 seconds before being stabled?  How is this a city-based job when wild animals are the only other things that are pooping?  It seems like the only persons with a decent chance of actually finding and picking up poo are folks who are already out hunting for 'sid.

Is there like, random poop of which I'm unaware spawning in the streets?

You are unaware.

Clans can hire grebbers to clean out the House Stalls.
Grebbers can chance upon doo doo in the street.

And 3) poop will be generated in stables and latrines. Just waiting on another script to be copied over.

[Bogre]

Is the turnover of poop pretty quick ?

Cause I really don't want to be strolling through the waste and have to see mulitple dung objects X3 in every room spamming shit.

[elvenchipmunk]

I think they are pooping too much, from what I've seen. I agree large mounts should poop a large quantity, every IC day or so, maybe two times sometimes.

[Ourla]

I feel compelled to ask again, since the last time it was buried in a pile of well...you know....

I haven't seen a certain kind of mount poop IG after several hours' expectant waiting.  Do we bug these?

Will Arm poop only "decompose" when reboots happen?

[SMuz]

That dwarf in Tuluk who collects poop must be so happy.

I'm going to profit from this... by making my next character a soap maker.