Shit Happens

Started by Olgaris, February 18, 2009, 04:54:44 PM

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February 18, 2009, 04:54:44 PM
http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,34473.0.html

Discuss.

Poop happening too frequently? Not often enough? Let's hear about it.
You give your towering mound of dung to the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh.
the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh sends:
     "dude, how'd you know I was hungry and horny?"
February 18, 2009, 04:55:38 PM #1
PLEASE tell me there's going to be an 'help poop' available in game!

That would make me giggle like the little charming twink boy that I am, so often.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
February 18, 2009, 04:56:12 PM #2
Either you're high or I've got to catalog more poop items.
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
February 18, 2009, 04:56:33 PM #3
I knew something was coming down the pipe, but I had no clue it would be poo.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 18, 2009, 04:58:42 PM #4
We can has campfires??
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
February 18, 2009, 05:00:43 PM #5
Maybe collect some poop from the organs of some animals?

Code Select
>drop pants
You do not have that item.
February 18, 2009, 05:01:56 PM #6
Quote from: Yokunama on February 18, 2009, 05:00:43 PM
Maybe collect some poop from the organs of some animals?

There would ideally be a better way to collect poop--likely from the ground after said animal cops a squat.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 18, 2009, 05:03:17 PM #7
Olgaris sure did squeeze one out this time.
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Thistle: Is that game called 'armageddon'?
Nyr swings a steel greatsword named 'Immortal Slayer' at Thistle, a thorny potted plant.
Tiernan the Timelord leans backward and boots you right in your head.
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February 18, 2009, 05:03:41 PM #8
Quote from: Yokunama on February 18, 2009, 05:00:43 PM
Maybe collect some poop from the organs of some animals?

There's another use for those impossible to find dying gloves.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
February 18, 2009, 05:04:31 PM #9
Give one extra echo to every mount.

Make that echo also generate poop/poo/feces/dung/shit whatever in the room.

* Cutthroat nods.
February 18, 2009, 05:09:26 PM #10
Quote from: Nyr on February 18, 2009, 05:01:56 PM
Quote from: Yokunama on February 18, 2009, 05:00:43 PM
Maybe collect some poop from the organs of some animals?

There would ideally be a better way to collect poop--likely from the ground after said animal cops a squat.

Maybe.... If we can let them live long enough to shoot a duce.

Code Select
>drop pants
You do not have that item.
February 18, 2009, 05:12:52 PM #11
I call the Burglar that breaks into noble mansions and paints the walls with feces.
she said slow down this train
slow down the iron that runs in my veins
February 18, 2009, 05:14:29 PM #12
I demand the ability to shit now, and make a pile of crap. So we can crap in peoples stuff that we hate...

Then I demand the ability to pee, and fill bottles with 'a yellow liquid'...

Yah...  :P
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive anyway."
February 18, 2009, 05:15:23 PM #13
Will Arm poop only "decompose" when reboots happen?  I foresee little-used stables filling up with mounds of crap in peoples' argosies.
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February 18, 2009, 05:16:16 PM #14
Quote from: Ourla on February 18, 2009, 05:15:23 PM
Will Arm poop only "decompose" when reboots happen?  I foresee little-used stables filling up with mounds of crap in peoples' argosies.
Good. Gives servants something to do. For really real.
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You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.

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February 18, 2009, 05:16:49 PM #15
Quote from: The7DeadlyVenomz on February 18, 2009, 05:16:16 PM
Good. Gives servants something to do. For really real.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
February 18, 2009, 05:17:39 PM #16
My next PC is going to be a poo-collector.  Her name will be Wynnie.
Quote from: J S BachIf it ain't baroque, don't fix it.
February 18, 2009, 05:21:18 PM #17
If you pick it up and smear yourself with it, are you going to smell like shit?

It should help people sneak better.. Sort of like in that scene when Robin Hood picks up some poop and smears it all over his cloak, thus fooling the guards.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
February 18, 2009, 05:27:21 PM #18
Bad idea, IMO. It's one of those rare cases, where coded appearance of resources would be better handled through the use of forage in suitable places, such as stables.
February 18, 2009, 05:33:12 PM #19
Quote from: Doppelganger on February 18, 2009, 05:27:21 PM
Bad idea, IMO. It's one of those rare cases, where coded appearance of resources would be better handled through the use of forage in suitable places, such as stables.

If such happens.. Then I will simply always keep a handful of crap in a bag, at all times. SO if I wish to RP such, I can crap on the wall of which-ever wall I want! Ha.
Either way... I never guessed this would happen, dung-collecters..
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive anyway."
February 18, 2009, 05:36:27 PM #20
Dung fires plz?
Quote from: H. L.  MenckenEvery normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
February 18, 2009, 05:45:26 PM #21
Finally, the T'zai Byn has come into its own as a true economic powerhouse.
February 18, 2009, 05:47:11 PM #22
I'm really not clear on how or why something like this needs to be coded.
What does it add to the game, that can't currently be done virtually?

Making the dung craftable in some manner would satisfy that concern.
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"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
February 18, 2009, 05:49:30 PM #23
> craft glass dung into dookie dildo

> sniff dookie dildo
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February 18, 2009, 05:50:26 PM #24
Quote from: staggerlee on February 18, 2009, 05:47:11 PM
I'm really not clear on how or why something like this needs to be coded.
What does it add to the game, that can't currently be done virtually?

Making the dung craftable in some manner would satisfy that concern.

Kindling. PLEASE let dung be used for kindling!

Thousands of years of dung fires in the Sahara desert can't be wrong.
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