Greeting New Staff

Started by Sanvean, August 28, 2007, 09:12:45 PM

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August 28, 2007, 09:12:45 PM
Here's the thread to ingratiate yourself in. ;)
August 28, 2007, 09:27:43 PM #1
Hello?
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
August 28, 2007, 09:31:56 PM #2
*wiggles her fingers in welcome*  Evening!
Previous of note: Kaevya the blind Tor Scorpion, Kaloraynai 'Raynai' the beetle Ruk, Korenyire of SLK, Koal 'Kick' the hooved Whiran, Kocadici/Dici/Glimmer, Koefaxine the giant Oashi 'Aide', Kosmia 'Grit' the rinthi
Current: Like I'd tell you.
Yay
August 28, 2007, 09:37:42 PM #3
Even if you haven't managed to start yet, you deserve appreciation for stepping up to work for our desperate addiction.

And remember, you shouldn't be sleeping anymore, but making plots.
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.  Zalanthas is Armageddon.
August 29, 2007, 01:00:26 AM #4
Hello, everyone.  Looking forward to metering your doses of crackageddon!
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
August 29, 2007, 01:40:10 AM #5
Quote from: "Nyr"Hello, everyone.  Looking forward to metering your doses of crackageddon!

All hail, Nyr!  Prepare the virgins!  Ready the bull for sacrifice!  We're gonna have us a party!
Any questions, comments, or condemnations to an eternity of fiery torment?

Waving a hammer, the irate, seething crafter says, in rage-accented sirihish :
"Be impressed.  Now!"
August 29, 2007, 01:43:29 AM #6
Please direct all complaints to the new staff and all cookies to me.
August 29, 2007, 01:54:20 AM #7
Quote from: "Cavaticus"Please direct all complaints to the new staff and all cookies to me.

Do you take those cookies on visa?

Code Select
>drop pants
You do not have that item.
August 29, 2007, 02:09:50 AM #8
Gimme phat lewt.
esperas: I wouldn't have gotten over the most-Arm-players-are-assholes viewpoint if I didn't get the chance to meet any.
   
   Cegar:   most Arm players are assholes.
   Ethean:   Most arm players are assholes.
     [edited]:   most arm players are assholes
August 29, 2007, 10:48:36 AM #9
Hey,

I highly suggest to 'hide' your online status on the GDB.  You can do that in your profile section.

This prevents people from knowing -exactly when- you are online viewing the GDB.
New Players Guide: http://gdb.armageddon.org/index.php/topic,33512.0.html


Quote from: Morgenes on April 01, 2011, 10:33:11 PM
You win Armageddon, congratulations!  Type 'credits', then store your character and make a new one
August 29, 2007, 11:21:45 AM #10
Welcome!
So if you're tired of the same old story
Oh, turn some pages. - "Roll with the Changes," REO Speedwagon
August 29, 2007, 02:10:49 PM #11
I'm bitter.

And I also had my post edited by Sanvean, who will be glad to answer e-mail about that if I want to mail her.
Quote from: Wish

Don't think you're having all the fun...
You know me, I hate everyone!

Wish there was something real!
Wish there was something true!
Wish there was something real,
in this world full of YOU!
August 29, 2007, 02:19:10 PM #12
Well, I guess I'll edit my post out since I quoted a message that was edited out by PF.

I'm a Sad Panda, now.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
August 29, 2007, 02:52:36 PM #13
Wow, be nice to your kids they choose your nursing home.

Be nice to the people on the GDB, they may end up choosing your karma.
August 29, 2007, 02:56:04 PM #14
Word up.
Goryteller

Quote from: RockScissors are fine.  Please nerf paper.

August 29, 2007, 03:07:18 PM #15
So have all staff been notified and appointed? I know I am looking forward to working with some of the new folks, gratz guys and gals!
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
August 29, 2007, 03:16:34 PM #16
QuoteThat way, I can't deduce who you used to be.

Or you could exercise some courtesy and allow the people who are volunteering to do work on your behalf some privacy.

QuoteSo have all staff been notified and appointed? I know I am looking forward to working with some of the new folks, gratz guys and gals!

We're waiting on the last person notified to reply, and busily bewildering them all right now.
August 29, 2007, 03:22:11 PM #17
When you find out it was really I who killed your last six loved chars. Please remember that here's another thing. The book can also be, a hat.
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.  Zalanthas is Armageddon.
August 29, 2007, 03:51:18 PM #18
To: New Staff

Please stay away from me and my new character. I like him alive, thank you very much.

:mrgreen:

Regards,

mof
August 29, 2007, 03:57:23 PM #19
Hi new staff,

You have my sympathies for the tortures and trials you are about to go through, and my respect for your bravery and dedication.

- Shadow, who salutes YOU, mister new-staff-member-person!
August 29, 2007, 03:59:41 PM #20
Hello everyone!  I'm looking forward to getting started.  I've already yawned all over a meeting due to lack of sleep.
August 29, 2007, 04:10:40 PM #21
Inspired by the post above...

Jherlen presents: Real Armageddon Heroes

Today we salute you, mister new-staff people. (Mister new-staff people)
It isn't enough to PLAY Armageddon, you take it a step further. (Climb that bone 'n leather ladder)
Filling requests, running clans, animating NPCs, you've given up YOUR time to make OUR time more fun. (Who needs a real life anyway?)
You knowingly signed on to endure the tortures of player complaints and emails, to supervise endless plots that need your attention, and try not to screw up too in the process. (Nessalin's gonna slay you!)
So crack open a nice cold can of brains, mister new staff people, and remember: now when someone tells you to find out IC, you already know.

(Mister new staff peeeeeeeeople.)




ps: plz give me karma for this
subdue thread
release thread pit
August 29, 2007, 05:06:43 PM #22
Quote from: "Sanvean"
QuoteThat way, I can't deduce who you used to be.

Or you could exercise some courtesy and allow the people who are volunteering to do work on your behalf some privacy.

I know, I know, Jokes and Sarcasm don't translate well into Text.  I edited my post to remove that bit.

I still think it's a good move to 'hide' when you are online.  I do it on Facebook, and Myspace, and everything else I can.  People act differently when they know others are watching them, and that includes the online personalities that we create.
New Players Guide: http://gdb.armageddon.org/index.php/topic,33512.0.html


Quote from: Morgenes on April 01, 2011, 10:33:11 PM
You win Armageddon, congratulations!  Type 'credits', then store your character and make a new one
August 29, 2007, 05:16:29 PM #23
Thanks for the welcomes everyone.  I'm thrilled and looking forward to helping make your time in game the best it can be.

I just have to say that in the, what, 18 hours since I got started, my already huge respect for staff and amazement at Armageddon has increased tenfold.  Make no mistake, you are playing the best MUD on the internet.
August 29, 2007, 07:39:38 PM #24
Thank you all very much for the welcome.

I am looking forward to lending a hand where it is needed, giving a little nudge to plots when it is required, and all around making the best MUD there is even better.

Be advised: All your brainz are now belong to us.

You have been warned.
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