Greeting New Staff

Started by Sanvean, August 28, 2007, 09:12:45 PM

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August 29, 2007, 07:47:00 PM #25
When can we start emailing them about random gripes?

(readies 10 emails)
Quote from: Shoka Windrunner on April 16, 2008, 10:34:00 AM
Arm is evil.  And I love it.  It's like the softest, cuddliest, happy smelling teddy bear in the world, except it is stuffed with meth needles that inject you everytime
August 29, 2007, 07:51:10 PM #26
I always thought that being accepted on staff would be like getting the letter to go to Hogwarts.
esperas: I wouldn't have gotten over the most-Arm-players-are-assholes viewpoint if I didn't get the chance to meet any.
   
   Cegar:   most Arm players are assholes.
   Ethean:   Most arm players are assholes.
     [edited]:   most arm players are assholes
August 29, 2007, 08:32:54 PM #27
Welcome, have some brainz.






















Brainz:  the other grey meat.
Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins
August 29, 2007, 11:09:01 PM #28
Brainz, brainz, the magickal fruit!

They need to give us PCs tougher skulls.

Thanks to the new staff for volunteering and keeping things running.  :)
Lunch makes me happy.
August 29, 2007, 11:45:41 PM #29
Wow, how many of you is there? I hope there's a few decent players left in the game to play with!  :shock:  :lol:
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
August 30, 2007, 12:28:43 AM #30
Perhaps you could be so kind as to clue us to your sex? I have an unserendipitous talent of using the wrong gender to address staff.
There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men. -George Eliot
August 30, 2007, 12:48:10 AM #31
The last imm that helped me showed up as "its."

I don't know how to handle that.
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station
August 30, 2007, 01:08:07 AM #32
I totally misread that as "tits" for a moment. And I was thinking, "Well, that -is- kind of a clue..."
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.
August 30, 2007, 02:48:46 AM #33
Quote from: "Gimfalisette"I totally misread that as "tits" for a moment. And I was thinking, "Well, that -is- kind of a clue..."

If I got tits every time I accidentally junked an item I would abuse the wish command.
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station
August 30, 2007, 02:49:15 AM #34
I wouldn't worry about getting people's gender wrong. I still do it :P
August 30, 2007, 02:53:22 AM #35
Hi, new staff. stat-upz plz
August 30, 2007, 03:04:54 AM #36
Hello new staff, don't forget to give me my magickal sword of death, was promised it. You can check with your bosses just in case!

Amish Overlord  8)
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August 30, 2007, 09:07:31 AM #37
I thought pretty much every staff member was male originally, don't know why. Think it was the names.

Turns out they are mostly female and got every single one wrong.

Oh. And I thought Halaster was female too.
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
August 30, 2007, 09:23:37 AM #38
Do I have to change my name now? I'm kinda worried about my brainz...
A rusty brown kank explodes into little bits.

Someone says, out of character:
     "I had to fix something in this zone.. YOU WEREN'T HERE 2 minutes ago :)"
August 30, 2007, 09:26:58 AM #39
Quote from: "Maso"Turns out they are mostly female

Is this true?
Lunch makes me happy.
August 30, 2007, 10:41:46 AM #40
Quote from: "Salt Merchant"
Quote from: "Maso"Turns out they are mostly female

Is this true?


ArmageddonMUD has about a 1:1 ratio of Male to Female staff.

I believe that was stated in the past by the immortals.
New Players Guide: http://gdb.armageddon.org/index.php/topic,33512.0.html


Quote from: Morgenes on April 01, 2011, 10:33:11 PM
You win Armageddon, congratulations!  Type 'credits', then store your character and make a new one
August 30, 2007, 12:32:51 PM #41
Welcome to Armageddon. Just step around the groupies foaming at the mouth and past the red rope  :D
War is not about who is right, but who is left
Quote from: BebopWhy is my butt always sore when I wake up?  :cry:
August 30, 2007, 11:10:29 PM #42
I'm always up for immortal intervention if you want to experiment, have nothing else to do, or feel like flexing your power.
August 30, 2007, 11:52:43 PM #43
Quote from: "Rhyden"I'm always up for immortal intervention if you want to experiment, have nothing else to do, or feel like flexing your power.


I second this, for myself.
There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men. -George Eliot
August 30, 2007, 11:57:50 PM #44
"The Creation of a Staff Member"

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a staffer to their design.

First was a butcher, a man of no hype, using a knife, he taught it to type.

Second a lumberjack, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a soul.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, took superpowers, and lined it within,

Fourth was an archer, short and stout, with documentation he lined it without,

Fifth was a hunterman, nasty as hell, threw in some meat and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a medic, whose name was Asgee, touched it and nodded, and said it could pee,

Last was a Bynner, the crass little runt, still couldn't figure if it had a....








Welcome on board, doods.
Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.
September 05, 2007, 12:23:30 PM #45
Welcome to our new Staff members.

I can't wait to see what horrid wonders you all are going to add and develop.

Have fun...and try to stay sane.  It ain't easy being immortal.

:twisted:
-Naatok the Naughty Monkey

My state of mind an inferno. This mind, which cannot comprehend. A torment to my conscience,
my objectives lost in frozen shades. Engraved, the scars of time, yet never healed.  But still, the spark of hope does never rest.
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