I was thinking the other day about some great lines from movies, that would fit in Armageddon.
I was able to use this line from Outlaw Josie Whales: Diein' ain't much of a livein'.
One that I would love to see also comes from the same movie:
Clint Eastwood: "If I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."
Chief Dan George: "I notice when you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around for long, neither."
Both these lines just fit!
I think this thread should be entitled "Movie lines we are definitely going to use IC"
I plead the fifth. I just fear I would incriminate myself therefore cannot participate in this thread. :-X
TV, not movie:
Quote from: Doctor Who [i]A Good Man Goes to War[/i]
Madame Kovarian: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men... have too many rules.
The Doctor: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.
Raising his voice over the storm, the skimmer pilots says in southern-accented Sirihish,
"I'm givin' 'er all she's got, Cap'n!"
Whipping the massive, composite warbow around and pointing it directly at you, the bronze-skinned half breed says in sirihish, 'Say hello to my little friend.'
In the depths of the Grey:
You heard a male voice whisper:
"Over here."
"I ain't got time to bleed."
"Never trust an elf, when your life is on the line!" - Promptly, before death.
"Ghet ta' da wagon!"
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."
"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid. "
" I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no." "
Hasta la vista, baby.
It would work in soooo many situations... *squeal*
On the After-Mission Party:
Quote from: [i]Team America: World Police[/i]Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
On promotion:
Quote from: [i]Starship Troopers[/i]You're it until you're dead or I find someone better.
Two words:
Pulp Fiction
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That entire movie is quotable.
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have silt horrors with frickin' crossbows attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?"
Quote from: ShaLeah on July 08, 2012, 03:00:55 PM
Two words:
Pulp Fiction
That entire movie is quotable.
Been there, done that.
Sort of. Not the biblical thing, since it'd be silly.
But still, pulp fiction is wonderfully easy to quote, indeed.
Quote from: Patuk on July 08, 2012, 03:14:26 PM
Sort of. Not the biblical thing, since it'd be silly.
"The path of the righteous Nakki is beset on all sides by the inequities of the merchants and the tyranny of Tuluki men. Blessed is he who, in the name of The Highlord and His Shadow, shepherds the weak through the Labyrinth's alleys of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am The Highlord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Some quote from a war movie, I forget which:
Come on ya sons of bitches! Do ya wanna live forever?
Quote from pee wee herman:
"There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand."
Because it needs to be mentioned:
Bynners! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... for tonight! We dine in Drov!
The watchmen:
None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me!
((I've pulled this one off, whoot))
After a badass fight, kill bill line would kickass:
Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.
Dirty harry:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he throw two mon fireballs, or only one?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Krath-damned fireball, the most terrifyin fireball in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
No, Donny, these men are Nilazis. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Quote from: ShaLeah on July 08, 2012, 03:38:08 PM
Quote from: Patuk on July 08, 2012, 03:14:26 PM
Sort of. Not the biblical thing, since it'd be silly.
"The path of the righteous Nakki is beset on all sides by the inequities of the merchants and the tyranny of Tuluki men. Blessed is he who, in the name of The Highlord and His Shadow, shepherds the weak through the Labyrinth's alleys of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am The Highlord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Okay, that's it. You win this thread.
Quote from: Cutthroat on July 08, 2012, 03:47:52 PM
No, Donny, these men are Nilazis. There's nothing to be afraid of.
CT truly made me laugh.
Quote from: Akaramu on July 08, 2012, 02:27:43 PM
Hasta la vista, baby.
It would work in soooo many situations... *squeal*
GIVE ME YOUR BOOTS, AZZHOLE
Quote from: Bill, in [i]Kill Bill Vol. 2[/i]I'm a killer! I'm a murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
Quote from: The Bride, in [i]Kill Bill Vol. 1[/i]But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss.
Quote from: O-Ren Ishii, in [i]Kill Bill Vol. 1[/i]As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic.
If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.
The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese Elvish or American Tuluki heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here!
Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
...I didn't think so...
The muscle-bound man says in austrian-accented sirihish, "Its not a tumor..rat!"
I've always wanted to play a Byn Sergeant who used a bunch of the lines of the Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but most of his lines are based around homophobia so I can't :(
Quote from: MeTekillot on July 08, 2012, 06:49:22 PM
I've always wanted to play a Byn Sergeant who used a bunch of the lines of the Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but most of his lines are based around homophobia so I can't :(
There are plenty that aren't, or could be adapted I reckon. I'm always looking for excuses to ask my boyfriend what his major malfunction is.... >.>
QuoteWere you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Amos, or did you have to work on it?
QuoteI bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the godkrathdamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
There may not be homophobia in Zalanthas...but giving a guy a reach around...now that's just
good manners.QuoteBullKankshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Someone else can probably Zalanthianise this better than me but...
QuoteAre you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking worm-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my mount! Get the fuck down off of my mount! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Amos, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY GITH IN THE KNOWN!
Quote from: MeTekillot on July 08, 2012, 06:49:22 PM
I've always wanted to play a Byn Sergeant who used a bunch of the lines of the Drill Instructor from Full Metal Jacket, but most of his lines are based around homophobia so I can't :(
You don't need to cumbersomely change "bullshit" to "kankshit".
Bullshit is a completely applicable term IC.
Quote from: MeTekillot on July 08, 2012, 07:30:55 PM
You don't need to cumbersomely change "bullshit" to "kankshit".
Bullshit is a completely applicable term IC.
Sorry. :(
Snakes.
I hate snakes.
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN ARGOSY!
(somebody please make this happen.)
You must be swift as a coursing skimmer,
with all the force of a great sandstorm!
With all the strength of a half-giant ...
Mysterious as the rise of the black mooooon.
I'll think of something that'd go better with moon. Whatever. That's good enough for now, god dammit.
Quote from: Along Came PollyI tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Quote from: Fear and Loathing in Las VegasWe can't stop here...this is bat country!
Quote from: The Big LebowskiThat rug really tied the room together.
Quote from: AnonBond. James Bond.
Quote from: boog on July 08, 2012, 08:49:57 PM
You must be swift as a coursing skimmer,
with all the force of a great sandstorm!
With all the strength of a half-giant ...
Mysterious as the rise of the black mooooon.
I'll think of something that'd go better with moon. Whatever. That's good enough for now, god krath dammit.
QuoteI'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
QuoteI'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
"I serve? I am Auda abu Tayi! Does Auda serve? I carry twenty-three great wounds, all got in battle. Seventy-five men have I killed with my own hands, in battle. I scatter, I burn my enemies' tents. I take away their flocks and herds! The turks pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor, because I am a river to my people!"
Quote from: Delirium on July 08, 2012, 08:29:20 PM
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN ARGOSY!
(somebody please make this happen.)
The best by far! still laughing my ass off!
"Y'like gor-tacks?"
"You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy, and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, gortok-feeding gangster."
Boss: [referring to their caravan/office] It's not good enough, Tommy. I want another one. And I want you to buy it for me.
Underling: Why me?
Boss: 'Cause you know about wagons/argosies.
Underling: How's that, then?
Boss: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. Here's ten large, and it would be nice to see change. [turns towards wagon/argosy]
Underling: What's wrong with this one?
Boss: [sarcastically, somehow breaking something on the argosy/wagon] Oh, nothing. It's tip-top. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.
Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
Half-elf: Now, ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these Tregils are ya?
Amos: What the fuck are you getting at? Do you fuck Tregils?
Half-elf: [chuckles] Well, I have thought about fuckin' some Tregils before. If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that tregils's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that tregil, and that damn tregil'll go crazy on your ass and go "Aaaaaah!".
Amos: Are you saying... that I would cut off a tregils's head? Stick my dick in it? Fuck it... And go "Aah"? You accuse me of fucking a tregil, motherfucker?
Half-elf: I'm not callin' you a Tregil fucker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of Tregil fucking.
Half-giant: [to Amos] You hear what he called me, boss? I ain't no fuckin' Tregil fucker!
Half-elf: My mistake, my mistake.
Half-giant: He called me a fuckin' Tregil fucker!
Amos: Go back and grab the fuckin' Tregils, Half-giant!
[to Half-elf]
Amos: Here. Here's five.
Half-elf: Appreciate it, thank y'all.
Half-giant: He's the Tregil fucker!
Amos: That's all right, put it back there. Next time, we go someplace else.
Half-giant: We ain't never buyin' Tregils from him again, boss!
Amos: I know. I know.
Half-giant: [to Half-elf] You inbred! Inbred!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never get involved in a 'gick war in Allanak" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Kuraci when death is on the line"!
Quote from: ShaLeah on July 08, 2012, 03:00:55 PM
Two words:
Pulp Fiction
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That entire movie is quotable.
.... I need for this to happen... somehow...
Them: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and him, We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Me: [shoots the man on the couch to death with a crossbow]
Me: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does my employer look like?
Them: What? What? Wh - ?
Me: What city are you from?
Them: ..What?
Me: "What" ain't no city I've ever heard of. They speak Sirihish in What?
Them: What?
Me: Sirihish, motherfucker, DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Them: Yes! Yes!
Me: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Them: Yes!
Me: Describe what he looks like!
Them: What?
Me: Say 'what' again. SAY 'what' AGAIN, I DARE you, I DOUBLE dare you motherfucker, say WHAT one more FUCKING time!
Them: He-he's tall
Me: Go on.
Them: He's human..?
Me: Does he look like a bitch?
Them: What?
Me: [shoots them in the shoulder with a crossbow]
Me Shouts: DOES... HE... LOOK... LIKE...
A BITCH?!
I have already done this one:
Me: Sirihish, motherfucker, DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
I want to do this one:
The elderly, wizened Jihaen says, in sirihish 'Do, or do not, there is no try.'
Playing a shifty merchant as shifty merchant:
Amos the Muarki: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Malik: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 scales in any stall you're lucky enough to find some in. And you're haggling over 200 small? What tribe of merchants did you come from Amos? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Age!" In fact, fuck it Amos, I think I'll keep it!
Amos the Muarki: All right all right, keep your Alans on!
[Separates a stack from a massive pile of obsidian coins]
Amos the Muarki: Here's a small.
Amos and Mori: Krath!
Mori: You could choke a dozen Erdlu on that! And you're haggling over one hundred black? What're you doing when you're not buying spice Amos? Finance Templar coups?
Amos the Muarki: 100 black is still 100 black.
Malik: Not when the price is 200 black it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Tek's treasury in your bag. Tighter than a templar's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the smoothness of your stone.
Tuluki's are great liars. The best in the known. I'm Tuluki. My father was the known world heavy-weight champion of Tuluki liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
Quote from: Twilight on July 09, 2012, 01:05:20 AM
I want to do this one:
The elderly, wizened Jihaen says, in sirihish 'Do, or do not, there is no try.'
Staff delivered a very similar line to me a few years ago. Wasn't a Jihaen but a certain very old and strange-looking Akei Ta Var elder.
Back on topic: The bearded, muscular Jihaen templar exclaims in sirihish: "This is TULUK!"
Wrong city.
Kicking the scrawny, obsidian-hued man backward into a spiked pit, the bearded, muscular templar exclaims, in southern-accented sirihish:
"THIS... IS... ALLANAK!"
"That's no moon."
I think 2348792342 people used that during the last Allanaki HRPT :D
Quote from: Decameron on July 08, 2012, 02:25:06 PM
"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid. "
Done it.
Quote from: Majikal on July 08, 2012, 03:44:58 PM
The watchmen:
None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me!
((I've pulled this one off, whoot))
Also done it.
I've used these specifically from Firefly, if this gives away who I have played to any of you, I'm sorry (heh):
"We're not gonna' die. We can't die. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty." (One of us then died.)
"Well, you were right about this bein' a bad idea."
"Seems we got some local color happenin'. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (It wasn't a bar fight, but, it was a fight brewing in the Rinth.)
"There's just'a league of you fellas, ain't there?" (While fighting halflings that just WOULDN'T stop coming.)
"Time for some thrillin' heroics." (Just before getting dead while attempting said heroics. Didn't work out how I planned.)
"Couldn't let me profit. Wouldn' be civilized." (After paying off a certain Lady Templar to look the other way after I roughed up a House member while extorting the House.)
"Absolutely. I got hacked, right here ya' know. Right here." (It was an axe and not a sword/knife, so I couldn't use "stabbed", and they didn't ask if I was in pain, they asked, "Are you hurt", but I used it anyways.)
"She's a liar and no good will come of her." (No good did come of her, they should have listened. You know who you are.)
"They don't like it when ya' shoot at'm. I worked that out myself." (Not in the heat of battle, a few days after having shot at someone. Still, I couldn't resist."
I have used "Shiny" more than I care to admit.
"I aim to misbehave." (I recall using this more than once too, with more than one character.)
Last but not least, I did an entire recreation of the Firefly theme song, Zalanthanized of course. I still remember all of the words exactly but quoting it would give away without a doubt who I was.
Also, the vast majority of these were all used by one character of mine. I regret nothing. ;)
"Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!"
Quote from: Evoru on July 09, 2012, 11:36:43 AM
"Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!"
Now I
have to make a Southern Rinthi (or Kadian family member) that says: "Mah cahlerz are paink and bashful!"
A sand-striped raptor has arrived from the south.
say Clever girl.
"Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"
"Take these 'sids, go to the 'rinth, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
"Crossbows are for show. Knives are for pros."
"I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy."
"Now, you've got a corpse in a wagon, minus a head, in the wagonyard. Take me to it."
"I'm kind of a big deal."
"I don't know, I mostly just hurt people."
Quote from: Delirium on July 09, 2012, 11:01:32 AM
Wrong city.
Kicking the scrawny, obsidian-hued man backward into a spiked pit, the bearded, muscular templar exclaims, in southern-accented sirihish:
"THIS... IS... ALLANAK!"
Was he that scrawny? I admit, I've never gotten to watch the whole movie. I always get interrupted. If Peter Mensah was in game at all, well. Every character I've ever played would basically be all over that like white on rice, meow...
"What? What do you mean [that thing I bought from that swindler gypsy] isn't lucky? Those gypsies lied to me?"
Quote from: Cutthroat on July 09, 2012, 12:27:36 PM
A sand-striped raptor has arrived from the south.
say Clever girl.
I've been subject to this line. It's used ALL the time. Minus the raptor.
"What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"
"You look like the vermin-ridden sonofabitch you are..."
I have come here to chew bubblegum marilla bark and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum marilla bark.
http://youtu.be/Wp_K8prLfso (http://youtu.be/Wp_K8prLfso)
EDIT : Reentered the link.
..That link, just lead me here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc&feature=related
Do you feel lucky, punk? ... Well? ... Do ya? Punk.
Quote from: Kismetic on July 09, 2012, 01:59:18 PM
Do you feel lucky, punk? ... Well? ... Do ya? Punk.
Fail.
Quote from: Hot_Dancer on July 09, 2012, 01:57:05 PM
..That link, just lead me here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc&feature=related
Bahahahaha. This shit was golden.
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Recently pulled of a Princess Bride line from Andre the Giant IG.
"No weapons, no tricks. We face each other as <relevant historical figure here> intended. Sportsmanlike."
So you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
Show's over, motherfuckers.
QuoteThe thick-mustachioed soldier says, in sirihish:
"All right meow. Hand over your license and tokens."
The thick-mustachioed soldier says, in sirihish:
"Your Tuluki license? Hurry up, meow."
The tall, muscular man chuckles.
The thick-mustachioed soldier says, in sirihish:
"Meow what is so funny?"
The tall, muscular man says in sirihish:
"I could have sworn you said meow."
The thick-mustachioed soldier says, in sirihish:
"Do I look like a quirri to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
...
Into the tall, muscular man's face, the thick-mustachioed soldier shouts, in sirihish:
"MEOW!"
The rugged, muscular templar sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Allanak."
A unit of Allanaki soldiers sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Fuck Yeah!"
The rugged, muscular templar sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!
Allanak."
A unit of Allanaki soldiers sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Fuck Yeah!"
The rugged, muscular templar sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Tektolnes is the only fecking way, yeah!
Tulukis, your game is through,
'cause now you have to answer to
Allanak."
A unit of Allanaki soldiers sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Fuck Yeah!"
The rugged, muscular templar sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"So lick my butt and suck on my balls!"
- Makes me want to play a templar/bard now.
The mustached, scar-necked elf says, in hick-accented Allundean:
"Each and every runner under my command owes me one hundred poacher scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred poacher scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead poachers. Or you will die tryin', kah! "
guard west
shout You shall not pass!
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on July 10, 2012, 09:46:38 AM
The mustached, scar-necked elf says, in hick-accented Allundean:
"Each and every runner under my command owes me one hundred poacher scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred poacher scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead poachers. Or you will die tryin', kah! "
I'm stealing this for a Byn Sergeant, you had better hurry and beat me to it. (Gith scalps of course instead of poacher scalps.)
Glaring up and down the rag-tag line, the swaggering, mustachioed man exclaims, in southern-accented sirihish:
"Each and every runner under my command owes me one hundred gith skulls. And I want my skulls. And all y'all will get me one hundred gith skulls, taken from the heads of one hundred dead gith, or you will die trying!"
A long time ago, during a game of teks tower...one of my HGs...
QuoteHG: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
Human: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Dwarf: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a half-giant.
human: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a human.
dwarf: That's 'cause humans don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. half-giants are known to do that.
HG emotes growling.
human: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, runner, let the half-giant win.
It actually went that smoothly too, I was impressed.
Also have done the watchmen quote.
And
Quote"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
We ended up letting the PC live.
Quoteguard west
shout You shall not pass!
Done too many times to count.
The broad-shouldered, ponytailed man says in a Highlanderesque-accent, "There can be only one!"
*battle ensues*
The blonde, short-haired woman says, in sirihish, balling her hands into fists and hopping about in an excited manner:
"I'm so pretteh, Imma hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"
Quote from: palomar on July 09, 2012, 12:48:42 PM
"What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"
Ha, I've always wanted to use:
"There are some who call me ... Tim?"
---
Starting with a straight face, and laughing at the end, the man with a receding hair line says to the balding, amped up man, in sirihish:
"Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you. But I'm not going to. See ya."
---
Pointing at a wall, the patently bald, distinguished gentleman says, in sirihish:
"Make it so."
---
A war argosy crashes, deep in the Grey forest as darkens falls.
Throwing wreckage off of himself, his tone desperate, the wounded, muscular soldier says, in sirihish:
"That's great, this is really fuckin' great, man. Now, what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some pretty shit now, man."
Grabbing the wounded, muscular soldier by the breastplate, pulling him straight, the youthful, country corporal says, in sirihish:
"Are you finished?"
Childlike, the blonde rinthi girl says, in sirihish:
"Guess we're not gonna make it, are we?"
Comforting, the toned, strong-jawed woman says, in sirihish:
"I'm sorry, Newt."
The blonde rinthi girl says, in sirihish:
"Don't be sorry, it wasn't your fault."
Pushing off the ground, and swaggering back and forth, the wounded, muscular soldier says, in sirihish:
"That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?"
Interjecting, straight-faced, the curly-haired Kadian says, in sirihish:
"Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh, how about we try that."
Ominously, the blonde rinthi girl says, in sirihish:
"We gotta get inside. It's gonna be dark soon, and they mostly hunt at night. Mostly."
The fearsomely-chinned templar says, in sirhirish,
"I am His Law!
----
The tall man in a patterned dustcloak says to you, in sirhirish,
"There's two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with bone swords, and those who dig."
The tall man in a patterned dustcloak gives you a crude stone shovel.
The tall man in a patterned dustcloak says to you, in sirhirish,
"You dig."
Quote from: Patuk on July 12, 2012, 11:55:25 PM
The blonde, short-haired woman says, in sirihish, balling her hands into fists and hopping about in an excited manner:
"I'm so pretteh, Imma hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"
I was planning to play "Kank Girl" for years, and then all the kanks died. :(
Though, explaining the name could be awkward...
Quote from: BadSkeelz on July 13, 2012, 01:57:08 AM
The tall man in a patterned dustcloak says to you, in sirhirish,
"There's two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with bone swords, and those who dig."
The tall man in a patterned dustcloak gives you a crude stone shovel.
The tall man in a patterned dustcloak says to you, in sirhirish,
"You dig."
You beat me to this quote, one of my all time favorites! Honestly, I didn't think the whippersnappers on the GDB would recognize it.
I'll also add this to the thread:
The crustacean-faced mutant shouts, in sirihish,
"It's a trap!"
Think a desperate sorcerer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515-EfhXne0
Quote from: Red Ranger on July 13, 2012, 01:50:51 PM
Honestly, I didn't think the whippersnappers on the GDB would recognize it.
RGS thinks he's Blondie
Naw, I wish. I'm more like Tuco.
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "You know what you are? You're like a big braxat with claws and with fangs..."
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "...big fucking teeth, man."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little tregil, who's just kinda cowering in the corner."
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "Shivering."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this tregil, how am I supposed to kill this tregil?""
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "And you're poking at it, you're poking at it..."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the tregil around, you know what I mean? And the tregil's scared Malik, the tregil's scared of you, shivering..."
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "And you got these fucking claws, and these fangs..."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the tregil."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, gesturing with clawed-up hands, "With *this* you don't know how to kill the tregil, do you know what I mean?"
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "You're like a big braxat, man."
I've seen a bunch of these. Most of Decameron's, from him, I think. A lot of the Starship troopers/Star wars ones.
In the flats: "Walk without rhythm."
As a Lirathi: "Fear is the mindkiller."
As a Kuraci: "We were five leagues outside of Cenyr when the drugs began to take hold."
A certain room in the Templar's Quarters: "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
Walking into the Gaj buck-ass naked, the hulkiing mul of awesomeness says in austrian-accented sirihish,
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your stable ticket."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=related
160 awesome arnold quotes. Way too many good ones to post.
"Sure I could've stayed in Luirs. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby."
Quote from: jstorrie on July 13, 2012, 04:49:42 PM
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "You know what you are? You're like a big braxat with claws and with fangs..."
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "...big fucking teeth, man."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little tregil, who's just kinda cowering in the corner."
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "Shivering."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this tregil, how am I supposed to kill this tregil?""
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "And you're poking at it, you're poking at it..."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the tregil around, you know what I mean? And the tregil's scared Malik, the tregil's scared of you, shivering..."
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "And you got these fucking claws, and these fangs..."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, "And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the tregil."
The tall, slick-haired man says, in sirihish, gesturing with clawed-up hands, "With *this* you don't know how to kill the tregil, do you know what I mean?"
The curly haired man says, in sirihish, "You're like a big braxat, man."
Hilarous! Such a great movie. My favorite is the indian food delivery guy.
You guys need to start adding where/which movies these quotes are coming from.
Some of these are hilarious.
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
Please mister, let me go! My family will give you anything you want!
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Okay, okay.
Now, it places the lotion in the basket.
Please! I want to see my mom! Please...
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
What we have here...is a failure to communicate!
JULES
Goddamn Jimmie, this is some serious gourmet shit. Me an' Vincent woulda been satisfied with commoners
Tea. You spring this gourmet fuckin' shit on us. What flavor is this?
JIMMIE
Knock it off, Julie.
JULES
What?
JIMMIE
I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can stop butterin' me up. I don't need you to tell me how good my tea
is. I'm the one who buys it, I know how fuckin' good it is. When Bonnie goes shoppin; she buys shit. I buy
the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it.
But what's on my mind at this moment isn't the tea in my kitchen, it's the dead necker in my wagon yard.
JULES
Jimmie –
JIMMIE
– I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you rode in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, "Dead necker storage?"
Jules starts to "Jimmie" him –
JIMMIE
– answer to question. Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said, "Dead necker storage?"
JULES (playing along)
Naw man, I didn't.
JIMMIE
You know why you didn't see that sign?
JULES
Why?
JIMMIE
'Cause storin' dead neckers ain't my fuckin' business! That's Why
Jules starts to "Jimmie" him.
JIMMIE
– I ain't through! Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house,
I'm gonna get divorced. No marriage counselor, no trial separation –fuckin' divorced. And I don't wanna
get fuckin' divorced. The last time me an' Bonnie talked about this shit was gonna be the last time me an'
Bonnie talked about this shit. Now I wanna help ya out Julie, I really do. But I ain't gonna lose my wife
doin' it.
JULES
Jimmie –
JIMMIE
– don't fuckin' Jimmie me, man, I can't be Jimmied. There's nothin' you can say that's gonna make me
forget I love my wife. Now she's workin' the graveyard shift at the hospital. She'll be comin' home in
less than an hour and a half. Make your calls, talk to your people, than get the fuck out of my house.
JULES
That's all we want. We don't wanna fuck up your shit. We just need to call our people to bring us in.
JIMMIE
Then I suggest you get to it.
Quote from: Morrolan on July 08, 2012, 02:38:50 PM
On the After-Mission Party:
Quote from: [i]Team America: World Police[/i]Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
On promotion:
Quote from: [i]Starship Troopers[/i]You're it until you're dead or I find someone better.
I used the starship troopers line with a leader pc.
Actually, I've used alot of starship trooper lines over the years.
QuoteIt rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
Please mister, let me go! My family will give you anything you want!
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Okay, okay.
Now, it places the lotion in the basket.
Please! I want to see my mom! Please...
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
Sorta done that.
A PC friend of my PC fell in a hole.
Mine climbs to the edge.
Looks down, sees other PC,
change ldesc stands on the lip dangling a rope.
shout "It rubs the lotion in its skin or it gets the hose again!"
Someone says out of charector, "HAHAHAH"
A staff member sends, "Funny...but don't do that a again."
ooc I could not help myself.
A male voice shouts from below, "Please mistah!"
I'm amazed you got busted on that. I know, this is a serious game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCWOCPxPmus
Quote from: path on July 14, 2012, 08:51:59 PM
I'm amazed you got busted on that. I know, this is a serious game.
He got busted because it made no sense at all icly. There's plenty of occasions to use awesome movie lines and use it IC. :P
Quote from: X-D on July 14, 2012, 06:44:06 PM
QuoteIt rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
Please mister, let me go! My family will give you anything you want!
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Okay, okay.
Now, it places the lotion in the basket.
Please! I want to see my mom! Please...
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
Sorta done that.
A PC friend of my PC fell in a hole.
Mine climbs to the edge.
Looks down, sees other PC,
change ldesc stands on the lip dangling a rope.
shout "It rubs the lotion in its skin or it gets the hose again!"
Someone says out of charector, "HAHAHAH"
A staff member sends, "Funny...but don't do that a again."
ooc I could not help myself.
A male voice shouts from below, "Please mistah!"
You are my new hero.
Well, to be fair...I did not really get "busted" Staff was not upset, there was not anybody else really around, I did wish up before hand for help getting this guy out, he had been down there trying to climb out for a few hours RL I mean, the staffer(s) did find it amusing, but warning must be given and I knew that...the best part though was the last line when the other player properly responded. I laughed my ass off, mostly in amazement.
Woot Shaleah!
Not exactly movies lines, but I have paraphrased song lyrics while solo emoting down south.
Sit (on the dock in the bay) [watching the silt blow away]
Tell Figure (gesturing vaguely) I'm just sitting on the dock today, wasting time.
Quote from: Bushranger on July 15, 2012, 03:31:15 AM
Not exactly movies lines, but I have paraphrased song lyrics while solo emoting down south.
Sit (on the dock in the bay) [watching the silt blow away]
Tell Figure (gesturing vaguely) I'm just sitting on the dock today, wasting time.
That's F-in awesome.
I really just want to quote Fifty Shades of Grey.
>psi Also.... I can kill you with my brain.
Definitely have recently wanted to use this one:
"So you think the dark is your ally? I was born in it. Molded by it. The first time I saw the light I was already a man. And it was nothing but bright. The shadows betray you. Because they belong to me!"
As a half-giant: <PC's name> only pawn in game of life.
"Aziz, light!"
"Quiver ladies, quiver."
"What was that honey? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from late afternoon to dusk will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocaboolary. It must be green."
"The elves never fully trusted the human race."
"Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat." (don't be stealing my tribal's name!)
"Bada boom. BIG bada boom."
"I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot."
GUESS
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any sids. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my [relevant PC/NPC/vNPC here] go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Quote from: Spoon on July 25, 2012, 02:44:44 PM
"I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot."
GUESS
Bruce's character in Armageddon, well played.
Mine:
The talll and obese male in a black half-masksays in unnaturally-accented sirihish:
Calm down doctor! Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.
and
A tall and obese male in a black half-mask says in unnaturally-accented sirihish:
It doesn't matter who we are... what matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
and
As he does something magicky, the dude says in sirihish:
Ahhhh.. there is no spoon.
Holding a glowing rod the fire-scorched krathi says in sirihish: This is my Boom STICK!
So many possibilities here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066831/quotes
But especially the classic: And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all...your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, it won't matter: I'm gonna blow your head off.
That line in my sig? Yeah. I used that.
Lots of lines from Judge Dredd:
"I am the Law!"
"You've been Judged!"
"Emotions... there ought to be a law against them."
"You want chaos? *I'm* the chaos. You want fear? *I'm* the fear. You want a new beginning? " (from the villain)
" No! No! I had no choice! They were killing each other in there! "
"Does that come with a fork, handsome?"
"Death. Court's adjourned."
Quote from: Potaje on July 25, 2012, 05:05:04 PM
Lots of lines from Judge Dredd:
"I am the Law!"
"You've been Judged!"
"Emotions... there ought to be a law against them."
"You want chaos? *I'm* the chaos. You want fear? *I'm* the fear. You want a new beginning? " (from the villain)
" No! No! I had no choice! They were killing each other in there! "
"Does that come with a fork, handsome?"
"Death. Court's adjourned."
Love this movie, I am however disspointed you didn't include...
"I want his lips Pa!"
Quote from: ShaLeah on July 25, 2012, 12:20:55 PM
"Aziz, light!"
"Quiver ladies, quiver."
"What was that honey? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from late afternoon to dusk will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocaboolary. It must be green."
"The elves never fully trusted the human race."
"Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat." (don't be stealing my tribal's name!)
"Bada boom. BIG bada boom."
I use Aziz, Light in my day to day. Nobody gets it.
The hardnosed templar nods to the bald man.
The bald man leans towards you, an obsidian spike in his hand as the half giant soldier holds you still and your mouth open.
The bald man says, in sirihish:
"Is it safe?"
I used big bada boom once. Totally legit. It was great.
Eyes wide with fear as she points and gesticulates wildly, the scrawny young half-breed exclaims, in tribal-accented sirihish:
"Big boom! Big bada boom!"
Talia: Amos, give him your sids.
Amos: What for?
Talia: He's got a knife.
Amos (brandishing his own weapon): That's not a knife. This is a knife.
---
Inigo: I was eleven years old. When I was a-strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing, so the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"I order you to forgive yourself."
Fucking emo breeds ruining a perfectly good organization...
After beating a man down:
"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach."
The muscle-bound, black-haired male sends: "There wouldn't be no trouble except for that Kank-shit soldier! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir.
The stocky, grizzled commander sends: Well you did some pushing on your own Amos.
The muscle-bound, black-haired male sends: They drew first blood, not me.
The stocky, grizzled commander sends: Look Amos, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!
The muscle-bound, black-haired male sends: They drew first blood...
The stocky, grizzled commander sends: Amos, are you still reading me? Company leader to Raven! Amos! Acknowledge!
Quote from: Kol on July 26, 2012, 04:29:06 PM
The muscle-bound, black-haired male sends: "There wouldn't be no trouble except for that Kank-shit soldier! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir.
The stocky, grizzled commander sends: Well you did some pushing on your own Amos.
The muscle-bound, black-haired male sends: They drew first blood, not me.
The stocky, grizzled commander sends: Look Amos, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!
The muscle-bound, black-haired male sends: They drew first blood...
The stocky, grizzled commander sends: Amos, are you still reading me? Company leader to Raven! Amos! Acknowledge!
So long as we are doing this...
The muscle-bound, black-haired male thinks:
You know what you are...what you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your city. You killed for yourself. Tek/Muk's never gonna' make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.
You contact the mind of the powerfully-built Tor noble.
Meanwhile, at the Tor Academy... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNEoP7TuEu8)
The powerfully-built Tor noble stops attacking the hapless sparring partner.
The powerfully-built Tor noble asks, in sirhirish,
"Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?"
Quote"One morning I shot an elephant Bahamet in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
Quote"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker."
Quote"Ray Tek, next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
Sorry...got to thinking.
Ok, this is a song, but ...
"I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, but then again, I was thinking about nothing. And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there.
She called my name and I didn't hear her, and then she started screaming, "Malik, Malik!"
And I go, "What? What's the matter?"
She goes, "What's the matter with you?"
I go, "There's nothing wrong, mom."
She's all, "Don't tell me that! You're on spice!"
I go, "No mom, I'm not on spice. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a petoch?"
She goes, "No! You're on spice!"
I go, "Mom, I'm ok. I'm just thinking."
She goes, "No! You're not thinking, you're on spice! Normal people don't be acting that way!"
I go, "Mom, just get me a petoch! Please, all I want is a petoch!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a petoch, just one petoch, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a petoch!
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only PC here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Ok."
Peter Sellers
"I can smile, and murder while I smile."
I'm bleeding. Making me the victor.
Sneering down at you, the withered, white-robed sorcerer says, in imabouttoownyou-accented sirihish,
"I gave you the chance to aid me willingly, but you have elected the way of... PAIN!"
Opening her eyes sleepily, the hawt f-me says,
"Did I fall asleep?"
The young, chaotically-dressed mindbender says,
"For a little while."
Quote from: FantasyWriter on July 27, 2012, 02:15:56 AM
Opening her eyes sleepily, the hawt f-me says,
"Did I fall asleep?"
The young, chaotically-dressed mindbender says,
"For a little while."
HAHAHAHA Hey there Echo :P
smiling with a vacant look in her eyes, the hawt f-me says, "shall I go now?"
The chaotically-dressed mindbender says, his voice toned filled with bored reassurance,
"If you'd like."
Quote from: FantasyWriter on July 27, 2012, 02:21:37 AM
The chaotically-dressed mindbender says, his voice toned filled with bored reassurance,
"If you'd like."
HeHEhehe I <3 you FW ;)
If I didn't think he would die for being a bender, I would SO app Topher Brink and be the richest pimp evah!
hehe that would be an awesome concept I would totally roll with....I like to think I would make someone a great thrall. ;D
Anything from this.
http://youtu.be/3uUDMR_-tUk (http://youtu.be/3uUDMR_-tUk)
Particularly the first 12 seconds.
I'll be calling the next Tuluki Templar I see a moon cricket.
Also, from the same movie:
"SHOWTIME, MOTHERFECKERRRRRRRR!"
"Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"
Quote from: Bast on July 27, 2012, 02:19:08 AM
Quote from: FantasyWriter on July 27, 2012, 02:15:56 AM
Opening her eyes sleepily, the hawt f-me says,
"Did I fall asleep?"
The young, chaotically-dressed mindbender says,
"For a little while."
HAHAHAHA Hey there Echo :P
smiling with a vacant look in her eyes, the hawt f-me says, "shall I go now?"
I sometimes forget how awesome this community is. There's about a million Topher Brink quotes I'd like to use.
Quote from: The tall, freckled, Dark-skin legendSon, six wardens Templars have been through here in my tenure, and I've learned one immutable, universal truth: Not one of them born whose asshole wouldn't pucker up tighter than a snare drum when you ask them for funds.
The snake-faced, red-eyed sorcerer hisses in sirihish, "There is no good or evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it."
Edit: I had to add one more. The long-haired, soul-patched bard sings "Can't you see he's the man? Let me hear you applaud! He is more than a man, he's a shiny golden god!"
That one's for Decameron. Cause he quoted Tribute once on the GDB, and made me laugh.
"I think it's about time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together. Okay, three, two, one, let's jam."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6zDfxZ4NcE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6zDfxZ4NcE)
I love Tank!
Quote from: Decameron on July 29, 2012, 11:09:20 PM
"I think it's about time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together. Okay, three, two, one, let's jam."
Bless you.
"Lesson! Lesson! If you see a stranger---FOLLOW HIM!"
Quote"I already told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want."
"Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that."
Quote"You kill anybody?"
"A few militia."
"No real people?"
"Just militia."
Quote"Stay with me!"
"His heart's out of his body fella, I don't think he's gonna make it."
As well as any other lines from The Watch!
Ender's Game might not be a movie (Yet!) but it still has some awesome quotes that fit Zalanthas quite well. Perfect for all your Rinthi needs.
"Knocking him down won the first fight. I wanted to win all the next ones, too. So they'd leave me alone."
"I have to win this now, and for all time, or I'll fight it every day and it will get worse and worse."
And my personal favorite:
"The power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you."
Anything from a clockwork orange
I don't know how many times I have had a more evil style leader PC call his minions his little droogs.
Quote from: bcw81 on July 30, 2012, 04:14:49 AM
"The power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you."
Hot.
l e
[Near]
Nothing]
[Far]
A column of exhausted soldiers.
[Very Far]
Nothing
The pock-scarred man, riding an erdlu beside you, says in tribal-accented sirhirish,
"No prisoners..."
You feel the lust for blood and battle wash over you.
Flourishing your bone saber overhead, pointing at a retreating column of enemies, you exclaim, in sirhirish:
"No prisoners! NO PRISONERS!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD_AejDc1fA)
Quote from: MeTekillot on July 30, 2012, 05:12:27 PM
I pride myself on being the guy who always manage to fit in an "Oh, fuck." right when some big nasty enters the room before said nasty either kills somebody or we spam-flee.
Makes me want to:
alias ohshit say (staring at the thing dumbfounded) You are one ugly son of a bitch.
Arnold give some of the best lines for this thread.
You're a funny guy Sully Amos, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
(later)
Remember, Sully Amos, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.
"What's allundean for 'I know you speak sirihish'?"
(okay, technically it's a TV quote)
The grizzled, grumpy old man leaves a farm-style old house.
The grizzled, grumpy old man holds his crossbow.
The grizzled, grumpy old man aims his crossbow at the individuals of a significantly younger age.
The grizzled, grumpy old man says, in a low, calm growl, to the individuals of a significantly younger age, "Get off my lawn."
Quote"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two major wars and countless smaller ones across The Known. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from kanks and swords to gemmers and war argosies. I've seen the trees of The Grey Forest, and tribes of natives no human had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a kankfly like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"
The drab, grey-cloaked man says, in sirihish:
"I am the servant of the power behind the Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the Nothing. I lost him in the Red Desert. His name... was Atreyu. "
Nilazi, of course :)
"I'm a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
"How much ammo do we have?"
"Three fuil quivers and my swingin' cod!"
You say, in sihirish:
"Mercy is the mark of a great man."
You stab the tall, muscular man's neck, wounding him.
The tall, muscular man crumples to the ground.
You say, in sihirish:
"Guess I'm just a good man."
You stab the tall, muscular man's body, doing unspeakable damage.
You say, in sihirish:
"Well, I'm alright."
Quote from: MeTekillot on August 05, 2012, 07:57:23 PM
You say, in sihirish:
"Mercy is the mark of a great man."
You stab the tall, muscular man's neck, wounding him.
The tall, muscular man crumples to the ground.
You say, in sihirish:
"Guess I'm just a good man."
You stab the tall, muscular man's body, doing unspeakable damage.
[]
You say, in sihirish:
"Well, I'm alright."
Fixed.
Standing carefully and baring his teeth while sucking them for a short secondf, The short, wizened old man says in sirihish "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
The brown-aba wearing Merc says in Rinthi-accented Sirihish " I'm the most dangerous man in this prison Company. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear."
contact Templar
psi You should see the damage, Templar. Huh? Metal damage, brain damage. Heheheh. You listen, Templar. I am the Nightrider! I'm a spice injected suicide machine! I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller! I'm the Nightrider, baby! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKPEOfybQak)
We always knew you was a woopsy.
"I have a cunning plan."
Inconceivable!
"Clever girl" last night made me smile. Like this ---------> :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=related)
All of these.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on August 10, 2012, 10:13:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=related)
All of these.
AHAHAHA, hilarious
Hehe, good link.
You are a sad, strange, little man... and I pity you.
Your mother was a tregil and your father smelt of sewer-berries!
I think I can name every movie in that video, except the one with Jack Lemmon. And that's a badass line! "You're a fucking aide, FUCK YOU! Yeah, that's my message for you -- Fuck you, and kiss my ass!"
Tell it to my ass, he's the only one who gives a crap.
The shadow cloaked figure says in sirihish, idly spinning a small blade in one hand: It gets under your skin, life. Metaphorically speaking of course, and the more you struggle for the next moment the more alive you become... which is where I come in, as a matter of fact.
This whole bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I-efBSAUiY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I-efBSAUiY&feature=related)
Quote from: Kismetic on August 10, 2012, 10:46:54 PM
I think I can name every movie in that video, except the one with Jack Lemmon. And that's a badass line! "You're a fucking aide, FUCK YOU! Yeah, that's my message for you -- Fuck you, and kiss my ass!"
That's Glengarry Glen Ross.
"Man I mean that these two fecks looked mean, meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over porkchops and greens, can you dig it?"
This should just be every GMH and Noble House's recruiting line:
"Stick with me babe, and I'll have you farting through silk."
The obese canabalistic dwarf "You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry"
"Sticking feathers up your ass doesn't make you a vestric!"
"You can kill a lot of carru and not be a hunter but you only have to suck one cock to be a cocksucker."
"What a silly little planet... you could rule the world with the right set of mammary glands."
Glancing across the table with an excited tone to her voice as she speaks with a hushed tone, the auburn-haired woman says "We could kill EVERYONE."
Chuckling with a raspy laughter under his breath, the tall figure wearing the dark, hooded cloak says to the spiky-haired youth with golden eyes "So what do you think?"
After a moment of pause, seeming to grow pale and still, the spiky-haired youth with golden eyes says "I'm strangely comfortable with it."
Boondock Saints FTW!
Quote from: Belimedra on September 19, 2012, 02:42:15 AM
Glancing across the table with an excited tone to her voice as she speaks with a hushed tone, the auburn-haired woman says "We could kill EVERYONE."
Chuckling with a raspy laughter under his breath, the tall figure wearing the dark, hooded cloak says to the spiky-haired youth with golden eyes "So what do you think?"
After a moment of pause, seeming to grow pale and still, the spiky-haired youth with golden eyes says "I'm strangely comfortable with it."
Boondock Saints FTW!
My roommate and I just saw that movie, strange coincidence.
"KILLIN' AIN'T EASY AND GETTIN' AWAY WITH KILLIN' AIN'T EASIER-- NOW SHUT UP AND EAT YER FUCKIN' PEOPLE PORRIDGE!"
I don't even know what this line is from, but I've always wanted to play a rinther and say "If you want to be a gangster in my alleys, you've gotta pay for the privilege."
Hasta la vista, baby ;(
Quote from: HavokBlue on September 20, 2012, 02:16:37 AM
I don't even know what this line is from, but I've always wanted to play a rinther and say "If you want to be a gangster in my alleys, you've gotta pay for the privilege."
Boardwalk Empire.
Quote from: John on September 20, 2012, 03:56:30 AM
Quote from: HavokBlue on September 20, 2012, 02:16:37 AM
I don't even know what this line is from, but I've always wanted to play a rinther and say "If you want to be a gangster in my alleys, you've gotta pay for the privilege."
Boardwalk Empire.
I can confirm that, seeing as how I saw that episode yesterday.
The dim-witted soldier says, in sirihish:
"What's wrong, Vegamos?"
The spiky-haired soldier says, in sirihish, blood running down his nose:
"N-nothing, just had an aneurism out of sheer stupidity..."
The dim-witted soldier says, in sirihish:
"Wow, didn't know you were that stupid, Vegamos."
The spiky-haired soldier shouts, in sirihish:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!"
The spiky-haired soldier says, in sirihish, with an intense voice and angry eyes:
"Nine minutes and eighteen seconds, NINE MINUTES AND EIGHTEEN SECONDS!"
The dim-witted, bald soldier says, in sirihish:
"What happens then, Vegamos?"
The spiky-haired soldier says, in sirihish, his breath coming in angry pants:
"Happiest. Moment. Of. My life!
Actually managed to use a Jack Sparrow quote with only a couple words altered, in good context, a while back. Good stuff.
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Talia!
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Talia!
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Talia!
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0bkzzPTw1qdmfae.gif)
I got to use this line, but it was just in a think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBALPi2AOsw&feature=player_detailpage#t=20s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBALPi2AOsw&feature=player_detailpage#t=20s)
I am the Allanaki Senator of an Upper House, clothed in immense power! You will procure me these votes.
"Scha-wiiiing!"
Or anything else from Wayne's World that might be semi-applicable.
The weathered, grisly faced Jihae templar says, in tatlum:
"It's a tragic thing, killin' man. You take all he's got, and all he's ever gunna have."
Marceline's dad.
"See how I'm _not_ killing you?" I want to use that in a good context so bad.
Not a movie line, but one from an episode of Futurama:
"You will now remove your skulls and play dodgeball with them for my amusement."
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." -Darth Vader
Quote from: Synthesis on November 23, 2012, 11:37:27 AM
Not a movie line, but one from an episode of Futurama:
"You will now remove your skulls and play dodgeball with them for my amusement."
Which character? Sounds like the RoboDon
Quote from: Kismetic on November 23, 2012, 08:01:57 PM
Quote from: Synthesis on November 23, 2012, 11:37:27 AM
Not a movie line, but one from an episode of Futurama:
"You will now remove your skulls and play dodgeball with them for my amusement."
Which character? Sounds like the RoboDon
Lrrr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTapR73pfrY
This whole scene. Bill the fucking Butcher.
"I'm gonna teach you Sirihish with this fucking knife!"
QuoteThe dreadlocked, one-eyed man exclaims to you, in sirhirish,
"You killed my only son!"
As you slam your bone sword into him, you exclaim to the dreadlocked, one-eyed man, gruffly, in sirhirish,
"You should of had twins!"
Quote from: WarriorPoet on November 25, 2012, 02:12:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTapR73pfrY
This whole scene. Bill the fucking Butcher.
"I'm gonna teach you Sirihish with this fucking knife!"
This...so much....
Quote from: BadSkeelz on November 27, 2012, 04:46:56 AM
QuoteThe dreadlocked, one-eyed man exclaims to you, in sirhirish,
"You killed my only son!"
As you slam your bone sword into him, you exclaim to the dreadlocked, one-eyed man, gruffly, in sirhirish,
"You should of had twins!"
Should've or should have. There is no should of.
Quote from: Synthesis on November 27, 2012, 11:17:52 AM
Quote from: BadSkeelz on November 27, 2012, 04:46:56 AM
QuoteThe dreadlocked, one-eyed man exclaims to you, in sirhirish,
"You killed my only son!"
As you slam your bone sword into him, you exclaim to the dreadlocked, one-eyed man, gruffly, in sirhirish,
"You should of had twins!"
Should've or should have. There is no should of.
That's speech, my friend. Plenty of people say "should of".
No.
People type "should of", but they say "should've" which is a contraction of "should have".
I've heard people say 'should of'.
Because they're mistaking of for have. :P
Quote from: Marauder Moe on November 27, 2012, 06:00:14 PM
No.
People type "should of", but they say "should've" which is a contraction of "should have".
...Yes.
Trust me. People say "should of". Knowing very well they're saying of. And not 've. I know this because I too, say of. It's not correct. But people do, all the time here in the south west.
Quote from: boog on November 27, 2012, 06:03:55 PM
Because they're mistaking of for have. :P
but it's speech, in quotes, so you (can) spell out what they're saying, not what they're trying to say.
This is why I say "Should'a"
Quote from: Recharge on November 27, 2012, 06:05:35 PM
This is why I say "Should'a"
This is just another form of spelling out what you're saying, perfectly fine in quotes. I use this in game sometimes.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on November 27, 2012, 06:05:15 PM
but it's speech, in quotes, so you (can) spell out what they're saying, not what they're trying to say.
Which was the whole point of me leaving in the "typo."
English is not my first language, it never even occurred to me that people say should 'of', and not should have/should've. It feels so obvious.
After many missed shots at a far away scrab
Lowering his crossbow with a click of the tongue, the one-eyed fat man says, in sirhirish,
"That breed's running them cheap bolts on me again."
I think Decameron stole this one earlier but -- "...never get involved in a land war in Gol-Krathu, but even LESS known, is never get involved in a battle of wits with a salarri, when DEATH IS ON THE LINE! *Laughter of insanity followed by - Mantis face*
Sword Raised.
"And just how do you plan on doing that?"
*Cracks his neck and pulls off his carru-hide gloves*
- "Magick. Motherfuckah."
The handsome human male tells you, in Sirihish: "Dude. You are NOT my nemesis."
This comes from The Hangover 2 obviously (for those who have seen in)
Decs - there are several of us riding in the back of a wagon, different races, strange faces.
A subserviant; well dressed tregil responds to food being placed within my pantaloons, pawing and scratching at the raised trousers.
(laughter ensues)
"awwww... a tregil jerking someone off is funny in any language"
Action movie announcer voice,
"In a world..." and then pretty much anything action packed.
Totally got to use a quote from Chasing Amy the other day ;D
Offers hand to you for a shake. You hesitate and say: "My hands are dirty."
He/she smirks and persists with the hand. "That's alright. So are mine."
I'd kill to see a Noble IG say that. Or a Templar :)
^ Drive. <3
Quote from: Bast on December 08, 2012, 11:05:37 AM
Totally got to use a quote from Chasing Amy the other day ;D
Quote from: BankyHard to do when your best friend's wrapped around his naked rugmunch on your couch.
Quote from: HoldenShe had boxers armor on.
?
Quote from: BankyAs it now stands, I have no "...and then she unzipped undid her jumper bisht" stories.
Me: [minion], you'll find, when the mood strikes me, that I can be most generous.
[Minion]: We ask for nothing!
Me: Then you shall receive it... IN ABUNDANCE!
I threw in a Star Wars quote the other day.
I literally threw my arms up in triumph.
Meleth's Circle [NEWS]
This is a place...
There is a corpse pile here.
You say, in sirihish,
"I see dead people."
*ducks*
The scarred, rugged, super-clean and snappy dressed man says in northern accented sirihish: I am the Chosen Henry the Red. Governor of The Old Quarter, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
The slick haired, clean jawed man says in southern accented sirihish: Well helloooo Mister Fancypants! Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
Hell, any Army of Darkness quote would be a blast.
One of the favorite lines I've ever used, and just because it went so absolutely and horribly wrong right afterwards was:
"Looks clear."
The line I absolutely desire to use, but probably never will, since I've pretty much quit playing is...
"There is an idea of a Whatever Fale; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
Quote from: Malifaxis on January 01, 2013, 03:53:50 AM
One of the favorite lines I've ever used, and just because it went so absolutely and horribly wrong right afterwards was:
"Looks clear."
The line I absolutely desire to use, but probably never will, since I've pretty much quit playing is...
"There is an idea of a Whatever Fale; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
OMG Please tell me someone responded with a "You said it was clear!"
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on January 01, 2013, 05:36:12 AM
Quote from: Malifaxis on January 01, 2013, 03:53:50 AM
One of the favorite lines I've ever used, and just because it went so absolutely and horribly wrong right afterwards was:
"Looks clear."
The line I absolutely desire to use, but probably never will, since I've pretty much quit playing is...
"There is an idea of a Whatever Fale; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
OMG Please tell me someone responded with a "You said it was clear!"
If it was that time the kryl attacked right afterwards. i believe the next words said besides "FUUUCK!" or similar was " I said LOOKS clear"
Quote from: BadSkeelz on July 26, 2012, 04:48:25 PM
You contact the mind of the powerfully-built Tor noble.
Meanwhile, at the Tor Academy... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNEoP7TuEu8)
The powerfully-built Tor noble stops attacking the hapless sparring partner.
The powerfully-built Tor noble asks, in sirhirish,
"Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?"
YESSSS!!! Except it should be a Jihaen.
As an Allanaki Templar:
"I am declaring war on anybody who sells spice in our community."
Another Allanaki Templar:
"But Amos! *I* sell spice in our community!"
Being an interviewee (whom doesn't really want the job) for a clan:
Boss-man: You think you got what it takes?
Interviewee: I'll tell you what I got. Your mate's pussy on my breath.
Boss-man: Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.
Interviewee: That's because their mouths were full of your mate's box.
Boss-man: You're hired.
Interviewee: Shit.
I've successfully used some Game of Thrones lines. In perfectly IC ways. *highfive self*
"There he goes. Doing his Samos thing."
"Can you believe that fucking retard is in charge of people?"
Not directly in line with the theme of the thread, but I want to play a Lord Rust-type character one day, as a Tor. And just speak like he speaks.
Grinning, the scrawny, toothless rinther says in 'Rinthi-accented Sirihish,
"He go' a real purdy mouth, ain't 'e?
Everything from Anchorman. Oddly somehow, I don't have to change anything to make them work. (except for mahogany)
Blooded Merchant House member talking to sexy f-me
House Member: "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."
Sexy F-Me: "Really."
House Member: "People know me."
Sexy F-Me: "Well, I'm very happy for you."
House Member: "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich thornwood."
Warrior #1: "Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
Warrior #2: "It jumped up a notch."
Warrior #1: "It did, didn't it?"
Warrior #2: "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart."
Warrior #1: "I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"
Warrior #2: "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
Warrior #1: "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
Quote from: Akaramu on January 02, 2013, 02:45:53 AM
I've successfully used some Game of Thrones lines. In perfectly IC ways. *highfive self*
I have quoted Tyrion Lanister more times then I should. But he says so many damned good things that just work. LOL.
Watching the line of inix prance through their graceful, carefully choreographed dance routine, the square-jawed, grizzled elkran says, in sirhirish,
"You can teach an inix to do anything with enough electricity up its ass."
(Originating from the Random Thought thread (http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,31227.msg735985.html#msg735985))
the rugged templar slurs, in menos-accented sirihish:
"Fight and you may die. Run and you may live awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell are enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!?"
The hairy, bushy bearded raider says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man."
---
The hairy, bushy-bearded raider looks up from the pool of water and says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"You could make a fortune. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hey, more than that. Thousands of thousands."
The rugged, weather-beaten drifter nods slowly and says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"They call them 'millions'"
The hairy, bushy-bearded raider smiles and says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"'Millions' Hmmm."
The Large framed, black skinned man say in squeaky-sirihish, thrusting a massive finger into the air pointing:
"I'm gonna get ya, SUCKA!"
"I'm here to smoke spice and kick ass... And I'm all outta spice."
The 'rinthi gang thug asks, in Sirihish:
"What region are you from?"
The terrified turncoat hireling asks, in Sirihish:
"Wh-what?"
The 'rinthi gang thug flips the wooden table over, causing it to crash to the apartment floor.
The 'rinthi gang thug exclaims, in Sirihish:
"What don't sound like no region I ever heard of! They speak Sirihish in 'What'?!
The terrified turncoat hireling asks, in Sirihish:
"Wh-what?"
The 'rinthi gang thug exclaims, in Sirihish:
"Sirihish, muthafucka! Do you speak it?!"
Quote from: naatok on March 02, 2013, 09:44:43 AM
The 'rinthi gang thug asks, in Sirihish:
"What region are you from?"
The terrified turncoat hireling asks, in Sirihish:
"Wh-what?"
The 'rinthi gang thug flips the wooden table over, causing it to crash to the apartment floor.
The 'rinthi gang thug exclaims, in Sirihish:
"What don't sound like no region I ever heard of! They speak Sirihish in 'What'?!
The terrified turncoat hireling asks, in Sirihish:
"Wh-what?"
The 'rinthi gang thug exclaims, in Sirihish:
"Sirihish, muthafucka! Do you speak it?!"
:D Yessssssss. I had thought of this one last night.
Charles Bronson:
Murder is only killing without a license.
Priceless
Lowering his crossbow and wiping blood from his eyes, you say, in sirihish:
"Aw, man, I shot Amos in the face."
Quote from: i can haz mantis on March 02, 2013, 04:07:27 PM
Quote from: naatok on March 02, 2013, 09:44:43 AM
The 'rinthi gang thug asks, in Sirihish:
"What region are you from?"
The terrified turncoat hireling asks, in Sirihish:
"Wh-what?"
The 'rinthi gang thug flips the wooden table over, causing it to crash to the apartment floor.
The 'rinthi gang thug exclaims, in Sirihish:
"What don't sound like no region I ever heard of! They speak Sirihish in 'What'?!
The terrified turncoat hireling asks, in Sirihish:
"Wh-what?"
The 'rinthi gang thug exclaims, in Sirihish:
"Sirihish, muthafucka! Do you speak it?!"
:D Yessssssss. I had thought of this one last night.
Made my day entirely, I laughed so hard my stomach hurts and im in tears. Thank you guys.
Speaking of "Beastmaster" .. Anyone apping for those roles should reaaaaaally watch the cheezy movies for inspiration..
Beast Master:
I've never seen a... pilgrim... who could use a staff the way you did.
Nomad:
Ah, but sir; all pilgrims share a deep love of life; especially their own!
Beast master:
Sorcerer, you harm the king and I promise you: youll learn the true meaning of agony.
Sorcerer:
From who? You? Youre a failure, youre a mistake. You're a pathetic freak of nature. I'm doing the world a favor by removing you from it.
Beast master:
Those are the lost hounds.
Lacky:
Thats bad, right?
Beast master:
They stalk the night searching for souls to drag down into the abyss.
Lacky:
Sounds like a couple of guys I met in Luirs last night.
Once upon a time in the west:
Three gunslingers face a fourth.
One of the three says to the fourth
"Looks like we a horse short." *snickers*
The fourth says, dead pan
"Looks to me like two to many."
From Breaking Bad:
Drug dealer, looking shocked after an explosion, says "Are you crazy?"
The shaven-headed, goateed middle-aged man says, in chemistry-professor-accented sirihish, "You wanna find out?"
It was all I could do this morning at one point not to outright say: "Do or do not, there -is- no try."
Quote from: AmandaGreathouse on March 04, 2013, 01:15:35 PM
It was all I could do this morning at one point not to outright say: "Do or do not, there -is- no try."
I used that [REDACTED]. It was glorious.
In the 'Wild Bunch'
A swarm of slurry speaking degenerates making up the -for lack of better word- militia to shoot down the wild bunch run out after the killing.
at one point they swarm over three fresh kills and one of the degenerates calls out "Suhwe, dis is better den a hog slaughter"
while joining the others in looting the dead of all they had.
Makes me think of Arm when ever some one dies. the crowd swarms over them to loot.
Someone that is the arch-enemy of the Byn needs to:
"WAAAAARRRRRIIIIIOOOOORRRRRRSSSSS... why don't you come out to play-i-ay?"
"WAAAAARRRRRIIIIIOOOOORRRRRRSSSSS..."
His hands in his pockets, the pudgy, squint-eyed man asks, in southern-accented sirihish, "Was it Thane that got shot through the eyeball, or Luir that got shot through the eyeball?"
The lanky, haggard young man says, in rinthi-accented sirihish, "I dunno... that's really good aim."
The pudgy, squint-eyed man says, in southern-accented sirihish "No. That's not really good aim. That's a hundred fucking militia with a hundred fucking crossbows, one of 'em is bound to go through somebody's fuckin' eyeball."
Muttering, the lanky, haggard young man says, in rinthi-accented sirihish, "Oh... eyeballl... eyeball... eyeball..."
Glancing back over his shoulder, the pudgy, squint-eyed man asks, in southern-accented sirihish, "You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball?"
The lanky, haggard young man says, in rinthi-accented sirihish, "I stabbed a guy in his ear once. Glasshacker. Right in his fuckin' ear.
Tersely, the pudgy, squint-eyed man says, in southern-accented sirihish, "Yeah, see, that'd be a different subject. That'd be ears."
The figure in a red silk mask arrives from the north.
The figure in a red silk mask draws an agafari hand crossbow.
The figure in a red silk mask draws an agafari hand crossbow.
The 'rinthi gang thug asks, in Sirihish:
"What region are you from?"
QuoteThe terrified turncoat hireling asks, in Sirihish:
"Wh-what?"
The 'rinthi gang thug flips the wooden table over, causing it to crash to the apartment floor.
The 'rinthi gang thug exclaims, in Sirihish:
"What don't sound like no region I ever heard of! They speak Sirihish in 'What'?!
The terrified turncoat hireling asks, in Sirihish:
"Wh-what?"
The 'rinthi gang thug exclaims, in Sirihish:
"Sirihish, muthafucka! Do you speak it?!"
Done that...cept I was playing a red fang.
Kingdom of heaven
Lord say to his son, waking him:
"Get up lets see how you handle a blade"
Soldier say to the lord, standing near watching as the boy wakes looking confused:
" My Lord his hand is wounded."
The Lord say to the soldier:
"That's nothing, I once had to fight all day with an arrow through my testical."
The soldiers says with an up lift of his brows as if remembering:
"Ah yea, I remember that day."
"You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff."
The brutish, scruffy half-giant says in Sirihish, in a deadpan intonation:
"You're a wizard, Harry."
Been over a year and a half...
But channeled Agent Smith when I told a gicker w. a certain ruthless PC I had once that..
Quote>With her gaze deliberate and cold and her tone laced with spite - sliding out her bloodied vicious claw longknife from her dun-colored utility belt, you say to the weary-eyed, youthful man, in allundean: "Why do we do this? Is simple... -You- are the disease."
>Easing in a touch closer to him with her hand gripping a tuft of hair along his scalp tight - her bloodied vicious claw longknife leveled off and pointing right at his throat, you say to the weary-eyed, youthful man, in allundean: "And -we- are the cure."
Charles Bronson
In Chato's Land
Opening scene in a bar
Chato is at the bar back to this man that walks in and takes up a whiskey
The man says to Chato:
"This is a white mans whiskey, breed"
pacing the man continues:
"And a white mans bar."
The man turns to face Chato whose back is still to him:
"You need step'n on breed."
Chato turns and *BLAM*
shoots the man dead..
So much for stepping on breeds.
God I love westerns.
As a Kuraci Lieutenant handling the exchange of a templar prisoner to end a war between Allanak and Tuluk:
Twirling a jade-emblazoned wooden crossbow, you say, in sirihish:
"Regular Amos, tie the Lord Templar's hands behind his back."
The smug, hard-nosed templar says, in sirihish:
"Is that really necessary?"
You say, in sirihish:
"I'm a slave to appearances."
The tall, muscular man ties a coil of braided rope around the smug, hard-nosed templar's wrists.
You steady yourself and take aim. . .
You shoot the figure in black, hooded militia dustcloak with a jade-emblazoned wooden crossbow and he falls over -- dead!
Handing a vicious claw longknife to the tall, muscular man, you say in sirihish:
"Amos, scalp the militia private."
Sputtering and appalled, the smug, hard-nosed templar says, in sirihish:
"Are you mad?! What have you done? I made a deal with your Commander for that man's life!"
You say in sirihish:
"Yeah. . . they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. They want you."
The smug, hard-nosed templar says, in sirihish:
"You'll be killed for this!"
Pursing his lips and looking thoughtful, you say in sirihish:
"Mm. . . Naw. I don't think so. More like I'll be lashed. I been lashed before."
You say in sirihish:
"Y'know, Amos and m'self heard about that deal you worked out with the Faithful Order. End the war today? I'd make that deal. You make that deal, Amos?"
As he cuts the scalp from the body of the tall, lithe man's head with a vicious claw longknife, the tall muscular man says:
"I'd make that deal."
With a solid nod, looking back to the smug, hard-nosed templar, you say in sirihish:
"I don't blame ya. Damn good deal. And that's a pretty little nest you done feathered for yourself. Shet, if you're willing to murder all the Red Robes above you, I s'pose that's worth certain considerations. Now I don't care about you getting pins, metal, 'sid, promotions. But I do care about one thing. When you get back to your private little estate in the Templar's Quarter up north, I imagine you gonna take off that handsome silk templar's robe of yours, ain'cha?"
The smug, hard-nosed templar stares glassily at you. His face twitches.
Lips puckering up smugly, you say in sirihish:
"That's what I thought. Now that I can't abide. How 'bout you, Amos? Can you abide that?"
Slicing off the body of the talll, lithe man's scalp after some working with his vicious claw longknife, the tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
"Not one damn bit, sir."
Nodding in agreement with the tall, lithe man, now looking to the smug, hard-nosed templar again, you say in sirihish:
"Now if I had my way, you'd wear that fuckin' robe for the rest of your shit-suckin' life. But I'm a reasonable man. I know that ain't practical. You're gonna HAVE to take it off sometime. . ."
You draw a translucent, crystalline longknife.
Nudging up the front of the smug, hard-nosed templar's hat with the tip of your translucent, crystalline longknife, you say in sirihish:
"So I'M gonna give you a little something you can't take off."
<on face> a deep, pitted carving of a cross
Now I have to watch Inglourious Basterds again.
Ahaha, kudos, Met
While leaving bars I have a horrible, horrible urge to say:
I really can't stay.
I've got to go away.
This evening has been... so very nice.
Not a movie line, it came from season 3 of The Mentalist.
The svelte, well-groomed human says in northern-accented cavilish:
"And yes I do own several crossbows but what of it? If I wanted to kill the man I would do the civilized thing and hire a professional."
Quote from: the side bun-haired lady, looking up from the cot in her small cellAren't you a little short for a Dune Stalker?
"There's a good chance I may have committed some light sorcery."
Patting his thigh with a grin, the tall, muscular misogynist says in sirihish:
"Cmon and sit on my lap sweetheart"
You say in sirihish:
"Yeah? Let's see yours, big boy."
Leveling a heavy baobab crossbow at the tall, muscular misogynist's chest, you say in sirihish:
"I bet mine's bigger."
Quote from: flurry on March 14, 2013, 12:20:42 PM
"There's a good chance I may have committed some light sorcery."
Talia: "Still doing your little tricks?"
Amos: "Do you consider
this to be a little trick?"
Amos whips out his arm dramatically, squirting Talia with rancid oil.
Talia: "Did you just ... squirt me with something?"
Amos: "It's lantern oil ... Forgot to put in a new flint ... "
Amos recovers, standing proud.
Amos: "But still -- where did the lantern oil come from?"
Cooler: Is someone going to get that phone? Because i fucking called it.
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former dungsweeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Quote from: Kismetic on March 14, 2013, 05:53:36 PM
Quote from: flurry on March 14, 2013, 12:20:42 PM
"There's a good chance I may have committed some light sorcery."
Talia: "Still doing your little tricks?"
Amos: "Do you consider this to be a little trick?"
Amos whips out his arm dramatically, squirting Talia with rancid oil.
Talia: "Did you just ... squirt me with something?"
Amos: "It's lantern oil ... Forgot to put in a new flint ... "
Amos recovers, standing proud.
Amos: "But still -- where did the lantern oil come from?"
"And if I'm going to be staying here..."
"Staying here? What, did that gypsy throw you out?"
"She's not 'that' gypsy, Mom. She's my gypsy. And she's Arabeti, or something. Anyway, it's over."
"You've got three days."
"Hey, if I can't find a horny tribal by then, I don't deserve to stay here."
Take him to Detroit the Labyrinth.
This is not a movie line, but I would like to create a plot with a significant other that started out as an inferior of sorts...and then basically have a monologue that is the [nearly] full lyrics of Don't You Want Me.
You were working as a waitress in Tembo's Tooth
when I met you...
etc, then get into the heartfelt message about
Don't...don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when you say that you don't need me.
Quote from: Jeax on July 12, 2013, 09:59:33 AM
This is not a movie line, but I would like to create a plot with a significant other that started out as an inferior of sorts...and then basically have a monologue that is the [nearly] full lyrics of Don't You Want Me.
You were working as a waitress in Tembo's Tooth
when I met you...
etc, then get into the heartfelt message about
Don't...don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when you say that you don't need me.
App that Templar/Noble!!!!
Thank you for getting that song stuck in my head. >:(
"The Known is a mess, and I just want to rule it."
Quote from: PriestlySiren on July 13, 2013, 03:32:14 PM
"The Known is a mess, and I just want to rule it."
You can be the Doctor to my Captain anytime.
Quote from: Riev on July 13, 2013, 07:26:42 PM
Quote from: PriestlySiren on July 13, 2013, 03:32:14 PM
"The Known is a mess, and I just want to rule it."
You can be the Doctor to my Captain anytime.
"The hammer is my penis"
the curly-haired half-giant says, in sirihish:
"He's got very good arms."
The short, bald man says, glancing to the black clad man dangling halfway down the shield wall:
"He didn't fall?! Inconceivable!"
The swarthy, mustached man says, in sirihish, turning to the short, bald man:
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
/me has a sudden urge to watch The Princess Bride.
Quote from: ShaLeah on July 14, 2013, 02:55:08 AM
/me has a sudden urge to watch The Princess Bride.
;D
While I love the whole song, 'One jump ahead" from Alladin, I would totally use the line.
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Otherwise we'd get along
The blue robe templar approaches and says to you in Sirihish: I'm Lord Templar Fancyrobe.
You exclaim in sirihish: Who cares? I'm Brian Fellow!
The highly agitated man says in sirihish, red-faced:
"On this skimmer you're to refer to me as idiot, not you captain! ...I mean, you know what I mean!"
Jayne: Don't much see the benefit in gettin' involved in stranger's troubles without a up-front price negotiated.
Shepherd Book: These people need assistance. The benefit wouldn't necessarily be for you.
Jayne: That's what I'm sayin'.
Zoë: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated, this job is strickly speculative.
Jayne: Good. Don't know these folks, don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.
Mal: You're my kind of stupid.
Quote from: bcw81 on March 04, 2013, 06:18:27 PM
The brutish, scruffy half-giant says in Sirihish, in a deadpan intonation:
"You're a wizard, Harry."
This wins.
Not a movie, but Star Trek The Next Generation, When Q makes the crew Robin Hood.
Warf
"Captain, I protest!... I am NOT a merry man."
Quote from: hatchets on July 17, 2013, 01:29:20 AM
"Captain, I protest!... I am NOT a merry man."
Hahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ICpoWtFFzc
the green-skinned, elderly dwarf says, in sirihish:
"Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm!"
the tiny, feathered scout says
"Sire! Hyenas in the pride land!"
The scrawny, sharp-eyed young man says, in sirihish:
"No, I gave you Amos to see him eaten, not to see you fed."
The sharp-eyed, diminutive man says, in rinthi-accented sirihish:
"Crime and politics, little girl. Situation is always... fluid."
For any lifesworn character, these lines from Point of No Return, a 1993 remake of Luc Besson's La Femme Nikita:
Maggie (quitting as an assassin): I'm through! I'm out!
Bob (her trainer/handler): Listen, which word don't you understand? There is no out, there is no through, there is no out!
Well, book quotes, but same thing - Right?
"I've learned over the years that ignorance was more than bliss, it was freaking orgasmic ecstasy." ~ Harry Dresden
Molly: "You're such a cynic."
Harry: "I think cynics are playful and cute."
"There're things we keep hidden from one another. Things we hide from ourselves. Things that are kept hidden from us. And things no one knows. You always learn the damnedest things at the worst possible times." ~ Ebenezer McCoy
Harry: "He's Black Council."
Eben: "Or, maybe stupid."
Harry: "Not sure which is scarier."
Eben: "Stupid, Hoss. Every time. Only so many blackhearted villains in the world, and they only get uppity on orccasion. Stupid's everywhere, every day."
You say to the stuffy, elegant looking noble, in sirihish, glancing over his shoulder at the group of Bynners:
"And whatever you do...don't feed them after midnight."
Mr. Furious: I just want to tell you that if I don't call you it's because I'm dead.
Same actor, different movie.
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
Soldier responding to a murder: "We're sorry we came so late, ma'am. We would've come earlier, but your mate wasn't dead then."
Quote from: Kismetic on July 17, 2013, 01:35:22 AM
Quote from: hatchets on July 17, 2013, 01:29:20 AM
"Captain, I protest!... I am NOT a merry man."
Hahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ICpoWtFFzc
I love that clip, lol
Sorry, another from Princess Bride I just remembered, that really would fit into Zalanthas...
You say, to the curly-haired half giant, in sirihish:
"You mean...you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword...and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"
Look down, look down, you'll always be a slave
"There's nothing Noble about you, except for the way you're about to die. Death for King and Country, now -that- is indeed Noble."
"The best gift to please a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. They say they don't like it, but they do. Make's 'em wet as October."
Have to Zalanthify it, but yeah. Pullo.
Oh god, there are SO many quotes from Rome that would work for Zalanthas.
SUCH AS
Mark Antony: I'm glad you're so confident ... some would call it hubris.
Caesar: It's only hubris if I fail.
I managed to sneak in a quote from Braveheart during the HRPT.
I was told by Rathustra that I absolute had to say "for the Sun King in the North" at some point. I resisted the urge. I gave myself a kudos.
Nyr I am very disappointed in you.
I want to play a Mule expy from Asimov's foundation series
It'd take a gazillion karma to do so, but still.
Quote from: Nyr on July 31, 2013, 04:22:45 PM
I was told by Rathustra that I absolute had to say "for the Sun King in the North" at some point. I resisted the urge. I gave myself a kudos.
I was very tempted to play the Rains of Castamere during it. Ohwait. I did.
For some reason, during all the spam, I had the urge to utter a line from Army of Darkness...
"Oh, you miserable bags of bones! Pick yourselves up, and sally fa...ah.....sally fa...ah....sally forth!"
"One does not simply walk into Tyn Dasha!"
Quote from: PriestlySiren on August 02, 2013, 01:11:57 AM
"One does not simply walk into Tyn Dasha!"
Yep, perfect. Zalanthas has its own Mordor now. Now all we're missing are the halflings to return the ring.
Had this scene earlier today:
Hopefully this has been sufficiently sanatized of IC info. I'm new here so correct me if not and I'll edit it blank.
I'm in a latrine with SDESC1 and SDESC2.
"
*plink*
Leaning forward, [SDESC1] asks quietly, "Huh...hear that?"
[SDESC2] shrugs at [SDESC1].
*plink*
[SDESC2] says to [SDESC1],"Don't hear nothin'. Just poo drippin'"
Turning to [SDESC2], [SDESC1] asks, "Exactly...just how deep is this thing?"
"
I SO wanted to say "Fool of a Took!"
Lord Templar Bill the Butcher:
"How old are you, Amsterdam?"
Amsterdam the Wannabe Assassin:
"I'm not sure, sir. I never did quite figure it."
Lord Templar Bill the Butcher:
"I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. Somebody steals from me, I cut off his hands. He offends me, I cut out his tongue. He rises against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike, raise it high up so all on the streets can see. That's what preserves the order of things. Fear."
You shout, stepping out of his apartment and into the hallway, arms spread:
"GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBORS!"
Reading the 'On "Bad Guys"' thread over on the Roleplaying forum reminded me so much of this quote from Grosse Pointe Blank that I really want to use it on Armageddon now.
Amos: Man, why don't we just do his job, so we can do our job and get the fuck out of here?
Malik: What do you mean, "do his job?" What am I, a cold-blooded killer? I'm not a cold-blooded killer.
Amos: Now, wait a minute...
Malik: No, you wait a minute. You want to kill the good guy but not be the bad guy. Doesn't work like that. You have to wait until the bad guy kills the good guy, then when you kill the bad guy, you're the good guy.
Amos: So - just to clarify - if we do his job we're the bad guys, and if we do our job we're the good guys.
Malik: Yes.
Amos: That's... great.
I'm going to use a slightly modified line from This is the End.
"You know what you are... what you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for His City. You killed for yourself. Highlord's never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing."
"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
"It had previously occurred to me that the pikey had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. For every action, there is a reaction. And a pikey reaction is quite a fucking thing."
Oh, Snatch.
More Gangs of New York:
Templar Tweed: "The appearance of law must be upheld, especially when it's being broken."
(altered to fit Zalanthas)
The evil Templar: "They say they found a cure for it, that the world could be saved. Save it? Why? I like the pain. I like the misery. I LIKE THIS WORLD!"
The figure in a dark, hooded cloak says in Sirihish:
"The Labyrinth, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, we must be cautious."
The figure in a desert-camouflaged hooded cloak emerges from *something*
The figure in a desert-camouflaged hooded cloak says in Sirihish:
"We have just folded space from Allanak."
The tall figure in a hooded Lirathan robe says in northern-accented Sirihish:
"We see many things, we see plans within plans, you are transparent....you must share with us...."
Sorry, just couldn't help myself:
The evil stuck up templar says in sirihish
"First things first, to the death"
The dashing, but cavalier rogue says in sirihish
"No. To the pain."
The evil stuck up templar says in sirihish
"I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase."
The dashing, but cavalier rogue says in sirihish
"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
The evil stuck up templar says in sirihish"
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me."
The dashing, but cavalier rogue says in sirihish
"It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose."
The evil stuck up templar says in sirihish
"And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight."
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
The evil stuck up templar says in sirihish
"And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it."
The dashing, but cavalier rogue says in sirihish
"WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Tektolnes! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
The evil stuck up templar says in sirihish
"I think you're bluffing."
The dashing, but cavalier rogue says in sirihish
"It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all."
The dashing, but cavalier rogue says in sirihish slowly rises and points sword directly at the evil stuck up templar.
In a bold confident voice the dashing, but cavalier rogue says in sirihish
"DROP... YOUR... SWORD!"
The evil stuck up templar's mouth hangs open and drops his sword to floor
The pudgy, balding man says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"So, my friend, I would ask who you are, but judging by your tattered attire, slave collar, and the fact that the Allanak obsidian mines are ten leagues southwest, what is the point? As for me, I am Amos Vampa, a raider, smuggler, and thief. My crew and I have come to this stretch of desert to bury alive one of our own who attempted to keep some stolen spice for himself, instead of sharing with the rest."
The pudgy, balding man says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"Interestingly enough, there are some of his more loyal friends who wish me to show him mercy. Which of course I cannot do, else I quickly lose control of the entire group. Which is why you prove such an interesting find."
Curiously, you ask in sirihish:
"Why is that?"
The pudgy, balding man says in southern-accented sirihish, gesturing to the short, stocky man, who is bound and gagged:
"You provide me with a way to show a little mercy to Malik - that maggot you see tied up over there - while at the same time not appearing weak. And as a bonus, the lads will get to see a little sport as well."
You ask in sirihish:
"And how do I accomplish all this?"
The pudgy, balding man says in southern-accented sirihish:
"You and Malik fight to death. If he wins, we welcome him back with open arms. If you win, I have given Malik the chance to live, even if he did not do his best to take advantage of it, and you take his place in the group."
You ask in sirihish:
". . . What if I win and don't want to be a raider?"
The pudgy, balding man says in southern-accented sirihish, drawing a finger across his throat with a smile:
"Then we slit your throat, and are a little short-handed."
The ragged, stringy-haired man pauses, wetting his lips thoughtfully.
With a smile after his moment's consideration, you say in sirihish:
"I find that raiding is the life for me and I would be pleased to kill your friend the maggot."
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The short, stocky man asks, in southern-accented sirihish:
"Why not just kill them? I'll do it! Run up to Tuluk - stab, stab, stab, stab. I'm back before week's end. We spend all the 'sid. How is this a bad plan?"
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The pudgy, balding man says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"We shall call you. . ."
The pudgy, balding man says, in an unknown tongue:
"Zatt arra."
You say in sirihish, appreciatively:
"Sounds fearsome."
The pudgy, balding man says, in southern-accented sirhish:
"It means 'sparse sands.'"
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With a snide smirk, the willowy, wrinkle-faced man says, in sirihish:
"Let's make a deal. You ask Muk Utep for help, and I'll stop the moment he shows up."
The willowy, wrinkle-faced man draws back a barbed, nine-tailed whip.
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Stepping in front of the pompadoured, light-skinned man's crossbow, you say, in sirihish:
"You've only got one shot. And it'll take more than that to stop me."
The pompadoured, light-skinned man says in northern-accented sirihish:
"Well then I best put it where it'll do the most damage."
The pompadoured, light-skinned man takes aim. . .
The pompadoured, light-skinned man fires a crossbow at the dainty, raven-haired woman!
Striding in briskly behind the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar, holding an engraved chitin breastplate in his hands, the wavy-haired, broad-shouldered man says, in northern-accented sirihish:
"Every commoner able to wield a sword has been sent to the armory."
His face a bleak mask, the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar stares straight ahead into the shadows gathering in the corners of the desolate hall, the sound of wartime preparations muffled by a pair of massive baobab doors.
Hesitantly, as the silence stretches on, the wavy-haired, broad-shouldered man asks, in northern-accented sirihish:
"...My Lord?"
Still staring straight ahead, the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar asks, in northern-accented sirihish:
"Who am I, Amos?"
Waiting behind the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar, tone solemn, the wavy-haired, broad-shouldered man says, in northern-accented sirihish:
"You are our Commander, Lord."
Dread hushing his tone to barely above a whisper, the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar asks, in northern-accented sirihish:
"And do you trust your Commander?"
Placing an engraved chitin breastplate reverently around the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar's shoulders, the wavy-haired, broad-shouldered man says, in northern-accented sirihish:
"Your people, Lord, would follow you to whatever end."
Repeating the words hollowly as his breastplate is buckled into place, the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar says, in northern-accented sirihish:
"To whatever end."
Light shining around him from the arrow slits in the thick walls, his pale, tired gaze still staring into the dim vastness of the fortress hall, the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar recites, in northern-accented sirihish:
"Where is the horse and the rider?
Where is the horn that was blowing?
They have passed, like sand on the mountain,
Like wind in the grasslands."
As the wavy-haired, broad-shouldered man continues to buckle his armor into place, the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar recites, in northern-accented sirihish:
"The days have gone down in the west,
Behind the hills,
Into shadow."
Looking searchingly around the hall, the sound of massive armies tramping through the scrublands outside sounding louder and louder, the grim-featured, grey-haired Jihaen templar asks, in northern-accented sirihish:
"How did it come to this?"
Quote from: MeTekillot on August 09, 2013, 07:08:17 PM
The pudgy, balding man says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"So, my friend, I would ask who you are, but judging by your tattered attire, slave collar, and the fact that the Allanak obsidian mines are ten leagues southwest, what is the point? As for me, I am Amos Vampa, a raider, smuggler, and thief. My crew and I have come to this stretch of desert to bury alive one of our own who attempted to keep some stolen spice for himself, instead of sharing with the rest."
The pudgy, balding man says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"Interestingly enough, there are some of his more loyal friends who wish me to show him mercy. Which of course I cannot do, else I quickly lose control of the entire group. Which is why you prove such an interesting find."
Curiously, you ask in sirihish:
"Why is that?"
The pudgy, balding man says in southern-accented sirihish, gesturing to the short, stocky man, who is bound and gagged:
"You provide me with a way to show a little mercy to Malik - that maggot you see tied up over there - while at the same time not appearing weak. And as a bonus, the lads will get to see a little sport as well."
You ask in sirihish:
"And how do I accomplish all this?"
The pudgy, balding man says in southern-accented sirihish:
"You and Malik fight to death. If he wins, we welcome him back with open arms. If you win, I have given Malik the chance to live, even if he did not do his best to take advantage of it, and you take his place in the group."
You ask in sirihish:
". . . What if I win and don't want to be a raider?"
The pudgy, balding man says in southern-accented sirihish, drawing a finger across his throat with a smile:
"Then we slit your throat, and are a little short-handed."
The ragged, stringy-haired man pauses, wetting his lips thoughtfully.
With a smile after his moment's consideration, you say in sirihish:
"I find that raiding is the life for me and I would be pleased to kill your friend the maggot."
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The short, stocky man asks, in southern-accented sirihish:
"Why not just kill them? I'll do it! Run up to Tuluk - stab, stab, stab, stab. I'm back before week's end. We spend all the 'sid. How is this a bad plan?"
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The pudgy, balding man says, in southern-accented sirihish:
"We shall call you. . ."
The pudgy, balding man says, in an unknown tongue:
"Zatt arra."
You say in sirihish, appreciatively:
"Sounds fearsome."
The pudgy, balding man says, in southern-accented sirhish:
"It means 'sparse sands.'"
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With a snide smirk, the willowy, wrinkle-faced man says, in sirihish:
"Let's make a deal. You ask Muk Utep for help, and I'll stop the moment he shows up."
The willowy, wrinkle-faced man draws back a barbed, nine-tailed whip.
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Stepping in front of the pompadoured, light-skinned man's crossbow, you say, in sirihish:
"You've only got one shot. And it'll take more than that to stop me."
The pompadoured, light-skinned man says in northern-accented sirihish:
"Well then I best put it where it'll do the most damage."
The pompadoured, light-skinned man takes aim. . .
The pompadoured, light-skinned man fires a crossbow at the dainty, raven-haired woman!
My second favorite book, and I -still- like the movie better. :D
The rugged man says: "The northerners...did we get 'em, are they all dead?"
The dark-skinned man says: "Hey...they've been Tek-o-nated."
The rugged man says (coughing up blood): "Krath...don't make me laugh! Hey...did anyone ever tell you...you really are a beautiful man?"
The rugged man laughs and coughs up blood again.
The dark-skinned man says: "Hey, where'd that arrow hit you anyway?"
I deeply regret never saying "He who controls the spice controls the universe!" on my Kuraci
Quote from: Erythil on August 10, 2013, 04:00:15 AM
I deeply regret never saying "He who controls the spice controls the universe!" on my Kuraci
I used variations of it from time to time with mine. Though replace 'Universe' with 'Known.'
"Amos! I thought you were dead!"
"Yeah. I get a lot of that lately."
Quote from: MeTekillot on August 13, 2013, 12:17:58 PM
"Amos! I thought you were dead!"
"Yeah. I get a lot of that lately."
Everytime I take a break for like a RL week, my PCs get this. Because normally I'm around often enough that, when I'm not, something is wrong!
"We are gonna be dropped off in Vrun Driath dressed as civilians, and we are gonna do one thing and one thing only -- killing 'nakkis!"
the lanky, black-haired man says, in sirihish:
"Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you...you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."
the tall, blonde-man says, in sirihish:
"Thanks. I don't know what to say."
the lanky, black-haired man says, in sirihish:
"How about...don't get killed."
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.
Had a perfect chance to use this line and I decided to leave it alone.
(soon to be a movie)
"The enemy's gate is down."
The gritty, desert-worn man says to the frilly silk-clad noble in a gruff voice, "You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world."
"Stay with me, sweetness, cause' I'm not finished with you yet."
"That, biscuit boy, is a tainted blade. We're gonna' play twenty questions. Depending on how you answer, you may walk out of this with a scar."
Angsty Hidden Breed: I'm not human.
Concerned Dame: You look human to me.
Angsty Hidden Breed: Humans don't have necker fathers.
Concerned Dame: You know, maybe you could think about letting it go? Try to be like everyone else.
Angsty Hidden Breed: I have spent my entire life searching for that thing that raped my mother, and made me what I am. And every time I take one of those neckers out, I get a little piece of that life back. So don't you talk to me about forgetting.
"We have a good arrangement. He makes the weapons. I use them."
All from the same movie. All pretty good.
What is 'Blade', Alex?
Pretty dame: "You used me as bait?"
Heartless bastard: "Get over it."
The swarthy man: "What's so funny?"
The evil Templar: "I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours."
The slender, wild-haired man says, in sirihish:
"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."
The ugly, lumpy-faced man says, in sirihish:
"You have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me."
Confused, the slender young woman says, in sirihish:
"What kind of a position is that?"
The ugly, lumpy-faced man says, in sirihish:
"No position! That's my point."
The slender young woman exclaims, in sirihish:
"That's not fair!"
The slender, wild-haired man asks, in sirihish:
"You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?"
I could see David Bowie as a Templar. ;D
Pretty sure he's shown up as a Borsail noble once or twice.
Quote from: LauraMars on August 23, 2013, 01:04:38 AM
Pretty sure he's shown up as a Borsail noble once or twice.
Are you sure Borsail doesn't just clone him for -every- Noble, male or female? :o
The blonde man says: "If it's man, then it must sleep. If it sleeps, then it has a lair, and we have a trail."
The other blonde man says: "...attack
them."
The blonde man says: "Is there a choice?"
I could see him as a Fale... what with the hairdo and fashion sense.
Oooh. Or maybe Oash, because MAGIC.
I swear I have played with a Sun Runner version of David Bowie, David Bowie as a down-on-his-luck love-sick sculptor in the North, David Bowie as a Fale noble, and David Bowie as a most excellent seedy ally grifter in the 'rith.
The spike-haired, dichromic-eyed wastrel says in 'rinthi-accented sirihish, "So, the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, is it? Well, let's see how you deal with this little slice... "
Blood gurgles in your throat as the spike-haired dichromic-eyed wastrel's grimy, bone-handled stiletto slips between your ribs.
Seeker
ARE YOU PLAYING
Quote from: Seeker on August 24, 2013, 01:24:29 AM
I swear I have played with a Sun Runner version of David Bowie, David Bowie as a down-on-his-luck love-sick sculptor in the North, David Bowie as a Fale noble, and David Bowie as a most excellent seedy ally grifter in the 'rith.
The spike-haired, dichromic-eyed wastrel says in 'rinthi-accented sirihish, "So, the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, is it? Well, let's see how you deal with this little slice... "
Blood gurgles in your throat as the spike-haired dichromic-eyed wastrel's grimy, bone-handled stiletto slips between your ribs.
Seeker
Oh Seeker... don't tease us all. Come back to us.
^ what they said. Also:
Wryly, the burly, dour-faced man says, in sirihish:
"Talk about beauty and the beast — she's both."
(Bladerunner)
Leering at you down the stock of your crossbow, the burned, bandage-covered man says, in sirihish:
"Make your first shot count. You won't get a second."
Quote from: razorback on August 20, 2013, 11:05:36 PM
The swarthy man: "What's so funny?"
The evil Templar: "I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours."
I had to rezz this, to give you kudos and allow the whole world to see the genius. If they don't love, this made me laugh very hard out loud. LVHOL.
Quote from: Aruven on October 04, 2013, 12:55:54 AM
Quote from: razorback on August 20, 2013, 11:05:36 PM
The swarthy man: "What's so funny?"
The evil Templar: "I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours."
I had to rezz this, to give you kudos and allow the whole world to see the genius. If they don't love, this made me laugh very hard out loud. LVHOL.
But its not right its not an evil templar. That guy was more like a bandit or a rogue. Maybe better like this:
The swarthy man: "What's so funny?"
The evil fat, bald assassin: "I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours."
One from The Matrix
Lord Borsail: "Elves are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."
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And one from Flash Gordon.
The Highlord Tektolnes: "I like to play with things a while before annihilation."
also, I know it won't ever be said IC but I sometimes wish it would:
The large hairy man booms in sirihish: "Raul's Alive!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFnmT82yGpk)
Mighty warrior vs Assassin: Ohhh... you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
I almost used a variation on this one, but decided it would be better not to:
The bushy bearded half-giant says to the scrawny, wimpy teen wearing glasses in hogwarts-accented sirihish:
"Baked it m'self words and all"