How does babby get ignoreded?

Started by Malken, December 10, 2012, 02:11:27 PM

Quote from: Synthesis on December 11, 2012, 08:57:28 AM
This gives me a great idea:  a T'zai Byn Daycare Service.

We put all the babies in the yard, give them sparring weapons, and let them work that energy out all day.  Then, when you take your baby to the bar with you, it can double as your bodyguard.

We'll call it Byndergarten.
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I would love to see some merchant try and hire out the Byn to watch their kid/s for a day.   :D

Quote from: Marauder Moe on December 11, 2012, 09:09:58 AM
I would love to see some merchant try and hire out the Byn to watch their kid/s for a day.   :D

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Quote from: Synthesis on December 11, 2012, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Synthesis on December 11, 2012, 08:57:28 AM
This gives me a great idea:  a T'zai Byn Daycare Service.

We put all the babies in the yard, give them sparring weapons, and let them work that energy out all day.  Then, when you take your baby to the bar with you, it can double as your bodyguard.

We'll call it Byndergarten.


You do realize this is the best idea.

The swanky, rich noble walks in from the north.
The ripped, massive-veined toddler walks in from the north.
The ripped, massive-veined toddler draws a baobob log.
The ripped, massive-veined toddler draws a baobob log.
The ripped, massive-veined toddler begins guarding the swanky, rich noble.

Yeah... I've had a pc who had 4 kids.

Sold one to a GMH. Left the twins with their father. The last kid got kidnapped by a [redacted], after she left it with its [redacted] father to raise.

Then I've also sold a bunch of other vnpc kids.

Most of my pcs are horrible parents. They learn it from their horrible parents.

There have been a couple who were not.
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December 11, 2012, 11:38:17 AM #55 Last Edit: December 11, 2012, 11:39:48 AM by path
I vote to sell baby. Slavery is pretty posh compared to the lives of most commoners. At least you know where the next meal is coming from.

I wanted to add, my characters always pursue abortion. I advocate that.

Abortion in an age where they're scarcely past Stone Age tools does not seem exactly viable.

I am totally making a whorehouse with a day care center (complete with elven wetnurse) and slaving pen attached to it.

Look for it in game, when it happens you'll know it's me.
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Quote from: Synthesis on December 11, 2012, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Synthesis on December 11, 2012, 08:57:28 AM
This gives me a great idea:  a T'zai Byn Daycare Service.

We put all the babies in the yard, give them sparring weapons, and let them work that energy out all day.  Then, when you take your baby to the bar with you, it can double as your bodyguard.

We'll call it Byndergarten.

Nobody puts baby in the corner (of Allanak, where the Byn is at) :-X

The real question is.. At what age can a child start using psionics to start annoying the heck out of his/her parents no matter where the parents are hiding?

If a child knows that you are his mother by instinct, wouldn't they also cling to your mind and pretty much mentally cry in your head 24 hours a day?
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Quote from: MeTekillot on December 11, 2012, 11:49:21 AM
Abortion in an age where they're scarcely past Stone Age tools does not seem exactly viable.


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Quote from: ghostymudy on December 11, 2012, 12:51:31 PM
Quote from: MeTekillot on December 11, 2012, 11:49:21 AM
Abortion in an age where they're scarcely past Stone Age tools does not seem exactly viable.


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Quote from: MeTekillot on December 11, 2012, 11:49:21 AM
Abortion in an age where they're scarcely past Stone Age tools does not seem exactly viable.

Herbal abortion. Throwing yourself downstairs... Hiring someone to beat you hard enough to abort the fetus. There are plenty of options.

Here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_abortion
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I just had badly rped pregnancy. If you get nearly killed by something you should lose your baby. You cant sit there and say you care about your kid and want to have a baby then run around sparing/hunting and acting like nothing phases you and there are no consequences.  :-\

Having kids though is sort of interesting rp challenge. More so if you do have virtual nanny or NPC baby sitter. I have found it fun and if I in a lull in conversation I can always yell over my shoulder at the children for getting into something they shouldn't be. Also is fun to go
e (herding a gaggle of small children)  ;D
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Quote from: boog on December 11, 2012, 01:02:37 PM
Quote from: MeTekillot on December 11, 2012, 11:49:21 AM
Abortion in an age where they're scarcely past Stone Age tools does not seem exactly viable.

Herbal abortion. Throwing yourself downstairs... Hiring someone to beat you hard enough to abort the fetus. There are plenty of options.

Here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_abortion

ODing on Muls mix would do it I bet.
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Looking northward, the rugged, stubble-bearded templar asks you, in sirihish:
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Quote from: boog on December 11, 2012, 01:02:37 PM
Quote from: MeTekillot on December 11, 2012, 11:49:21 AM
Abortion in an age where they're scarcely past Stone Age tools does not seem exactly viable.

Herbal abortion. Throwing yourself downstairs... Hiring someone to beat you hard enough to abort the fetus. There are plenty of options.

Here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_abortion

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Quote from: Malken on December 11, 2012, 12:45:34 PM
The real question is.. At what age can a child start using psionics to start annoying the heck out of his/her parents no matter where the parents are hiding?

If a child knows that you are his mother by instinct, wouldn't they also cling to your mind and pretty much mentally cry in your head 24 hours a day?

I always figured that comes with puberty. I do wonder if a woman would be able to since the fetus's presence and thusly have a deeper bound, then again selling your kids is pretty common so I guess not.
The sound of a thunderous explosion tears through the air and blasts waves of pressure ripple through the ground.

Looking northward, the rugged, stubble-bearded templar asks you, in sirihish:
     "Well... I think it worked...?"

Quote from: Malken on December 11, 2012, 12:45:34 PM
The real question is.. At what age can a child start using psionics to start annoying the heck out of his/her parents no matter where the parents are hiding?

If a child knows that you are his mother by instinct, wouldn't they also cling to your mind and pretty much mentally cry in your head 24 hours a day?
I figure psionics probably don't manifest until early adolescenc.

Quote from: Bast on December 11, 2012, 01:06:43 PM
Quote from: boog on December 11, 2012, 01:02:37 PM
Quote from: MeTekillot on December 11, 2012, 11:49:21 AM
Abortion in an age where they're scarcely past Stone Age tools does not seem exactly viable.

Herbal abortion. Throwing yourself downstairs... Hiring someone to beat you hard enough to abort the fetus. There are plenty of options.

Here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_abortion

ODing on Muls mix would do it I bet.

I was going to mention this, too, as a possible avenue for RP. Seeing as the herbs in mul mix are like birth control, taking a large quantity at once should, technically (a game's no place for chemistry or analyzing the herbal concentrate, blah blah blah) should abort a fetus.
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Quote from: Barzalene on December 11, 2012, 01:11:18 PM
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Quote from: MeTekillot on December 11, 2012, 11:49:21 AM
Abortion in an age where they're scarcely past Stone Age tools does not seem exactly viable.

Herbal abortion. Throwing yourself downstairs... Hiring someone to beat you hard enough to abort the fetus. There are plenty of options.

Here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_abortion

Finally, a reason to go looking for a water witch.

Done it 2 or 3 times. And it's highly amusing every time.
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Quote from: ShaLeah on December 11, 2012, 12:39:24 PM
I am totally making a whorehouse with a day care center (complete with elven wetnurse) and slaving pen attached to it.

Look for it in game, when it happens you'll know it's me.

I want in on this. Make it a family role, ta.
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December 11, 2012, 01:59:57 PM #71 Last Edit: December 11, 2012, 02:03:45 PM by musashi
Now I'm super curious about what age psionics first develop.

Oh right um bebeh stuff ... I wish vbabies were easier to steal. As a whiran I was thinking about stealing a bebeh and Shalooonsh poo poo'd the idea pretty hard because apparently, people get seriously butt hurt about it on an OOC level.
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December 11, 2012, 02:04:39 PM #72 Last Edit: December 11, 2012, 02:06:17 PM by RogueGunslinger
Quote from: musashi on December 11, 2012, 01:59:57 PM
Now I'm super curious about what age psionics first develop.

Isn't thtis documented? I think it's around the age you can play a character. 13 or so for a Human.

Dunno. On my phone now. Can't really go comfortably digging for it atm.
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Quote from: musashi on December 11, 2012, 01:59:57 PM
Now I'm super curious about what age psionics first develop.

Oh right um bebeh stuff ... I wish vbabies were easier to steal. As a whiran I was thinking about stealing a bebeh and Shalooonsh poo poo'd the idea pretty hard because apparently, people get seriously butt hurt about it on an OOC level.

...Really? Dear god.
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