Funny D-elf Names

Started by Fredd, February 04, 2011, 09:18:27 PM

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February 10, 2011, 12:22:14 AM #50
Rides His Hand
Quote from: Barzalene
Besides if a Jihaen walks in on you, he walked in on you. He can't be too upset if he sees your peepee. He might have a legitimate gripe though if the manner in which you use it isn't subtle.
February 10, 2011, 12:27:21 AM #51
Screams At The Sight of Howls At Death
February 10, 2011, 12:39:57 AM #52
Hidden in Shade of Arrows.
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
February 10, 2011, 01:04:35 AM #53
Runs Like Stump
Sun Stumbler
City Elf
Quote from: Barzalene
Besides if a Jihaen walks in on you, he walked in on you. He can't be too upset if he sees your peepee. He might have a legitimate gripe though if the manner in which you use it isn't subtle.
February 10, 2011, 02:39:32 AM #54
Bamuk Fister
He Who Fumbles Weapons
Dropped On Head
Wind Maker
One Eye Serpent
Dances (when) On Fire <--- Inside tribe joke?
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
February 10, 2011, 03:06:46 AM #55
Ah, in the spirit of inside jokes --

Grave Dancer (always seems to get heavily wounded in fights)
Never Falls (erectile dysfunction)
Sun Eater (always sleeps through the day)
Strikes Again (farting)
Shoots Once (doesn't last in the sack)
Quote from: Barzalene
Besides if a Jihaen walks in on you, he walked in on you. He can't be too upset if he sees your peepee. He might have a legitimate gripe though if the manner in which you use it isn't subtle.
February 10, 2011, 04:37:26 AM #56
Quote from: Ocotillo on February 10, 2011, 03:06:46 AM

Shoots Once (doesn't last in the sack)

Shoots to quick

Aims backwards

Red Hand Never Lonely

Shuddering Bush

Glow in the Dark or (He/She Who Glows in the Dark)

Little Sand wurm (all the ladies giggle)

Big Sand Wurm (all the girls blush)

Crocked one eyed snake

Don't Bend Over

He who Drops the Soap
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.
February 13, 2011, 08:44:13 PM #57
I had a Red Fang a while back named "Secret Owl Hoots Alone".

The rest of the Red Fang scratched their heads at that one.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~
February 13, 2011, 11:13:18 PM #58
For your mediocre and under-achiever elves:

Sleeps at Night.

Eats Food.

Runs on Sand.

Shoots with Bow.

Cooks Food (brother to Eats Food).

Son of Keebler.

Kanks Loudly.

He Who Did It.



Quote from: Dalmeth
I've come to the conclusion that relaxing is not the lack of doing anything, but doing something that comes easily to you.
February 14, 2011, 12:06:48 AM #59
And for your excellent, over-achiever elf:

Absolutely Incredible
February 14, 2011, 02:12:23 AM #60
Shoots and Runs.
February 14, 2011, 02:17:24 AM #61
Eats Shoots and leaves
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.
February 14, 2011, 03:49:26 AM #62
Smells Like Cheese.
Quote from: Wug on August 28, 2013, 05:59:06 AM
Vennant doesn't appear to age because he serves drinks at the speed of light. Now you know why there's no delay on the buy code in the Gaj.
February 14, 2011, 09:26:36 PM #63
Quote from: jstorrie on February 10, 2011, 12:27:21 AM
Screams At The Sight of Howls At Death

Whimpers At Death

Has since dropped the Whimpers At
February 15, 2011, 08:10:46 PM #64
I had an elf once that was named after the fact that he'd been mauled by something, thus losing an eyeball. (Think it was "Rantarri Spotter")

also,,

Easy Target

Sneaks Like Braxat Fucking

Master Bater (great at setting traps and ambushes.)

Hops Over Dwarves

Rides the Roc

Quote from: musashiengaging in autoerotic asphyxiation is no excuse for sloppy grammer!!!

Armageddon.org
February 15, 2011, 08:24:09 PM #65
Very Regular
Quote from: Wug on August 28, 2013, 05:59:06 AM
Vennant doesn't appear to age because he serves drinks at the speed of light. Now you know why there's no delay on the buy code in the Gaj.
February 18, 2011, 09:33:57 PM #66
Ten Cords Long
February 18, 2011, 10:15:08 PM #67
Quote from: Pale Horse on February 13, 2011, 11:13:18 PM
Eats Food.

Cooks Food (brother to Eats Food).

Burns Meat.

Drops Meat in Dust.
Quote from: Oryxin a land...where nothing is as it seems
lol
wait wait
in a harsh desert..wait
in a world...where everything's out to kill you
one man (or woman) stands sort of alone
only not really
lol
KURAC
February 18, 2011, 10:15:53 PM #68
You Can't See Anything

Sand Swirls About You
February 18, 2011, 10:41:32 PM #69
Poisons Self
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died
February 19, 2011, 03:51:02 AM #70
Shitmugger
February 20, 2011, 09:18:36 PM #71
Ben Wah Balls
March 07, 2011, 06:09:48 PM #72
Swiftly Dodges Your Slash

Has Arrived From The West


I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
March 07, 2011, 06:14:17 PM #73
Stumbles around in the darkness

with his brother.

Loses his bearings
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
March 07, 2011, 06:30:55 PM #74
A stalwart, broad-shouldered elf moves to guard the western exit.

A thin, scrawny half-breed says, in allundean,
"Alas! You Cannot Go That Way!"

A stalwart, broad-shouldered elf says with vehemence, in stacatto-accented allundean,
"It is indeed I, flimsy halfbreed!"
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
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