Funny D-elf Names

Started by Fredd, February 04, 2011, 09:18:27 PM

Plummets To The Ground

Vision Goes Black

Dead Man's Necklace
Quote from: Qzzrbl
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!

QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!

Stairs at your feet
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died


Runs in Silt
Quote from: Wug on August 28, 2013, 05:59:06 AM
Vennant doesn't appear to age because he serves drinks at the speed of light. Now you know why there's no delay on the buy code in the Gaj.


Mantis Head
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.

Enters Wrong Hole
Back from a long retirement


Climbing Trees, Falling Hard

Quote from: Bogre on March 07, 2011, 06:30:55 PM
A stalwart, broad-shouldered elf moves to guard the western exit.

A thin, scrawny half-breed says, in allundean,
"Alas! You Cannot Go That Way!"

A stalwart, broad-shouldered elf says with vehemence, in stacatto-accented allundean,
"It is indeed I, flimsy halfbreed!"


Hah. Amazing.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

From Behind
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.


Rides Mounts
Quote from: Qzzrbl
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!

QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!

Unforseen Crevice.
Quote from: Agameth
Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.



Hermey.
Quote from: scienceAn early study by Plaut and Kohn-Speyer (1947)[11] found that horse smegma had a carcinogenic effect on mice. Heins et al.(1958)

Drools In Sleep

Nothing Special

Two Left Feet

Left four dead
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.

Forage Salt
どんと来い、生活の悪循環!!1!11
Quote from: Yam on March 18, 2011, 09:57:04 AM
There's really nothing wrong with a pretty boy in a dress.



Is not what he seems.
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.

It's a Trap
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.


Snake in your Boots
shitless tregil
Live like God.
Love like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors