Funny D-elf Names

Started by Fredd, February 04, 2011, 09:18:27 PM

Hung Like Mul
(who is really)
Hung Like Gimpka
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.

Hung Like Ginka.

Ow.
All the world will be your enemy. When they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.

Fruit Tree
Broken Branch
Sandy Sand
Silent Wind (Get it?)
Smells Like Cheese
Falls on Neck
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

Stinky Toe Fetish
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.


Trips Running
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

Quote from: FantasyWriter on April 11, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
Hung Like Mul

Haha, I had to read that twice to get it.
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.

Sandy Crack

Rocky Bottom

Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.

Quote from: Bushranger on April 15, 2011, 09:38:21 AM
Shady Sands Shuffle

... I'll know when I type inv and I see

A live hand-grenade, with two seconds left.

that YOU are the culprit, sir.

Quote from: Bushranger on April 15, 2011, 09:38:21 AM
Shady Sands Shuffle

Hahaha, good one.

"I swear I didn't know I had that pinch of spice, Lord Templar. A desert elf put it there!"
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.

Quote from: SMuz on April 15, 2011, 05:50:37 PM
Quote from: Bushranger on April 15, 2011, 09:38:21 AM
Shady Sands Shuffle

Hahaha, good one.

"I swear I didn't know I had that pinch of spice, Lord Templar. A desert elf put it there!"

Spice It Up
Quote from: Qzzrbl
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!

QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!


Leaking Bladder
Quote from: Synthesis
Quote from: lordcooper
You go south and one of the other directions that isn't north.  That is seriously the limit of my geographical knowledge of Arm.
Sarge?

Very tall figure.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

Very Short Figure
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Has Low Karma
Quote from: Return of the King (1980)
It's so easy not to try,
Let the world go drifting by--
If you never say, "Hello,"
You won't have to say, "Good Bye."

Has No Karma
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Would Rather Be Akei'ta Var
Quote from: WarriorPoet
I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: SmuzI come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: VanthSynthesis, you scare me a little bit.

Burns To Pee
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.

Quote from: Synthesis on May 11, 2011, 08:37:19 PM
Would Rather Be Akei'ta Var

shouldn't post ones that are in play
Quote from: Barzalene
Besides if a Jihaen walks in on you, he walked in on you. He can't be too upset if he sees your peepee. He might have a legitimate gripe though if the manner in which you use it isn't subtle.

Necksnap Self
Touches Gurth
Chases Wagons
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

This thread gets a chuckle out of me every damn day. +1

He Who Stands in Silt

And thusly

He Who Drowns in Silt