Mudsex: Epic Fail/Win

[bartenderer]

Not for the faint of heart:

List your most epic fail/win regarding mudsex in arm. I will get the ball rolling with a paraphrased version:

>Amos is going down on a girly.
>
You are a little hungry.

>
Girly peaks and gushes all over Amos.
>
You are a little hungry.
You are thirsty.


>

[Gunnerblaster]

I think this is all a bit too personal.

But I have dehydrated/suffered from hunger during some scenes.

[Marshmellow]

I think most mudsex is fail.  You're mentally masturbating, and possibly physically masturbating too.  I've done it only for purposes of RP, like when I electrocuted someone that was sleeping with my character while they were having sex.  That was cool.

[MeTekillot]

how about no.

[Akaramu]

I think most mudsex is fail.  You're mentally masturbating, and possibly physically masturbating too.

Disagree there. I'd say 90% of all players do it only for roleplay purposes, and get their kicks elsewhere. Personally, I get my kicks out of affectionnate roleplay while clothes are still on - I'm just a hopeless romantic. When the cuddling develops to sex, I prefer to fade unless there is a roleplay reason not to (for instance, the fire and heat hemotes I had with my Krathi) - it just takes way too much time to play out.

[Marshmellow]

I have no problem with affectionate roleplay or mudsex, so long as there is a reason to mudsex besides the fact that the characters are horny.  If my character and your character are going to make naughty bits interact, that's cool, but actually playing it out?  Only if there's a real reason to play it out.  Examples include a hidden magicker has a tendency to have their magicks lose control when they're excited, or because there's some deformity that is hidden by clothes or... etc etc etc.  Mudsex just because the characters are having sex?  Not my cup o' tea.  It just feels like an excuse to have a digital fling or feels like an alternative to porn, in my eyes.

[Akaramu]

That's exactly my point... I don't think the 'interactive porn' for kicks is actually happening. I'd think the dirty closet people without RL relationships hang out in sex chatrooms, not Armageddon. So, please don't unjustly accuse our playerbase of mudsexing as a porn replacement.

[Yseulte]

If you're going to gloss over the 'tale' with 'once in the dunes' go for it. But for the love of brandy, don't paste actually lines from your mudsex without posting in the subject NSFW. Some players fade for a reason. Kthnxbai.

I prefer the ill-fated romance. Good, healthy conflict and a chance to start over when the ranger bites the dust.

[boog]

My epic mudsex win is that I've never used the word "gushes" in any line, ever.

[Wolfsong]

I have, but I think the context was liquid gushing out of someone's nose.

[boog]

I have, but I think the context was liquid gushing out of someone's nose.

Okay. Well. Any mudsex line. Ever.

[Wolfsong]

I have, but I think the context was liquid gushing out of someone's nose.

Okay. Well. Any mudsex line. Ever.

Yeah. Like I said.

[Gunnerblaster]

I like fading. It's funny to see what type of emotes people throw out.

"so and so does amazing things, in multiple positions. At the same time. For awhile. It was good."

[Synthesis]

I prefer to imagine that mudsex doesn't occur, because...well...I think it's more than a little pathetic.

[Spice Spice Baby]

I prefer to imagine that mudsex doesn't occur, because...well...I think it's more than a little pathetic horrifying.

[HTX]

Eh, I've never given two stuffs either way about mudsex. I'm not the type of guy who actively tries to mudsex with every character, but nor do I see it as any worse than two characters RPing out an extended game of Kruth. Probably won't spur any world-changing plots or further any story lines, but who cares? If it's what your character would do, go ahead.

(In fact, it's much more likely to spur a plot than a game of Kruth, if ya think about it. At least, I can think of several examples in literature where sex is relevant to the plot or otherwise used to make the characters seem more human.)

I have a suspicion that the whole "ickiness" surrounding mudsex is the assumption that some, perhaps many, players only engage in mudsex to get themselves off. A baseless assumption, and even if there is, hypothetically speaking, a handful of players who mudsex just to get themselves off IRL, why should I care?

[Qzzrbl]

Jeeze, do some of you people really think that mudsex is pathetic, or some crazy fetish?

o-O

For fuck's sake.

I've made teh mudsexxors before, hell, I may or may not have even raped someone IG.... But it was all IC, and not to fulfill some hawt fantasy in my brain.

... By that logic, every Byn player has a thing for shoveling poop, taking orders, and falling off of mountains.

[HavokBlue]

ooc Sorry about driving the argosy off the cliff guys, I was playing with one hand.

[Mendel]

Jeeze, do some of you people really think that mudsex is pathetic, or some crazy fetish?

o-O

For fuck's sake.

I've made teh mudsexxors before, hell, I may or may not have even raped someone IG.... But it was all IC, and not to fulfill some hawt fantasy in my brain.

... By that logic, every Byn player has a thing for shoveling poop, taking orders, and falling off of mountains.

Wanted to post something to this effect.  People play out torture scenes, too.

[Wendigo]

... Of course there's going to be more elucidation during emoted mudsex.

Generally. 

The original poster's request was to for those responding to post their mudsex epic fails or wins.  Your disagreements with those who emote it out, or not, wasn't what the thread was addressing. 

Stay on topic.

That said..

.. Most epic mudsex FAIL.. A prostitute is going down on my character, and I mention that I had just chugged a whole bottle of spice ale.

She starts, all of a sudden, emoting getting a -huge- methelinoc rush and spazzing all over my char's apt floor.  She actually rolls eyes in back of head and crumples on the floor (now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure she contacted or barriered til she passed out, but.. you fucking kidding me?!)

That shit had me dying in laughter for days.

Wen.

[Case]

I find it all a little fun and a lot funny. It's a nice change of pace IG a lot of the time.

[Hot_Dancer]

We did an entire scene in metaphor once..

or twice.

[Marshmellow]

Akaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not.  I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade.  The person on the other end?  Didn't have anything to do with my character again.  Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?

I'm not saying that the entire playerbase is like this.  I'm stating that I believe there are SOME people like that.  I refuse to be for them something they can get from a porn site, and if everyone else has to miss out on mudsex with me because I didn't think there was a good reason to play it, too bad because them's the breaks.  I will ONLY play through mudsex if there I think there is a good reason, and that doesn't happen very often.

Mudsex takes up too much time that could better be spent trying to get other things moving instead of playing the "2-player with the nekkid hack" version of Arm.

[Barzalene]

I think (yes, still derailing here) the question of whether or whether not to is interesting. I am going to make a confession here. I think for me part of it is curiosity.  . It's not to get off, but rather because it's unknown. It's probably the same impulse that makes reality tv so compelling.

I'm fine with fading and usually prefer fading most of the time after the first time. Because really, unless there's going to be some change in dynamic between the two pcs we've already been there and done that and we can make better use of our RP time. (When I win lotto and quit my job and Arm all day, I may feel differently.)

I also find mudsex intimidating. And I'm not that strong an emoter. So there are times I'll go out of my way to avoid it.

Generally though my pcs fail as hedonists. Most of them are turned off by the idea of random encounters with random dookie-heads.
I should try and be more Zalanthan about it.  (When I win lotto and quit my job and Arm all day, I may feel differently.

[Nahara]

Akaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not.  I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade.  The person on the other end?  Didn't have anything to do with my character again.  Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?

Eh, I tend to lose interest in any having of sex encounters with a given character after one or two times regardless of fade or not. I mean, we've established how it goes more or less, doing it again is going to be either tedious or awkward. (I use fading some amount of the time, but it generally feels awkward. Then again, as a slightly slow emoter, being locked in passion for three days is a bit awkward as well.) So if I've done this or do this, it's not because you faded, but because I am easily bored, and I would be even more likely to avoid you if you wanted to play it out every. single. time.

I wish I'd been here long enough to be on-topic.