Mudsex: Epic Fail/Win

[Zoan]

If I am dominant during mudsex and make my partner call me 'master', will they be stored for being in a slavery role?

Signs point to yes.

...Man. This sucks for me.

Hawt. Hit me up, chica.

[spicemustflow]

Aren't the consent rules in place precisely because of conversations like this? If you think it's icky/weird/pathetic don't give consent, simple as that. In the few occasions I had non-faded mudsex I never thought of fondling my naughty bits (more worried about my bad emoting and shit) but if the other part happened to be aroused and whatnot it's none of my business. So, don't give consent if you're bothered and all's well, no?

[lordcooper]

Tbh, I'd be quite flattered if my emotes got someone horny.

It'd be the ultimate kudos.

[Kismetic]

Tbh, I'd be quite flattered if my emotes got someone horny.

It'd be the ultimate kudos.

Even if you were putting some jerky in their dang-a-lang?   

[spacewars]

Epic fail i guess, I've never mudsexxed. Don't even have a clue where to begin. I guess my Characters die before they get into that point of their relationships.

[Barsook]

Epic fail i guess, I've never mudsexxed. Don't even have a clue where to begin. I guess my Characters die before they get into that point of their relationships.

I never had, also. 

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

I once emoted my Jihaen templar getting a boner. That's the closest I've ever come to mudsex, in like eight years of playing.

[Dan]

I once emoted my Jihaen templar getting a boner. That's the closest I've ever come to mudsex, in like eight years of playing.

That better have been during or just after a major bloodbath. Or you did it wrong.

[MeTekillot]

Akaramu, don't tell me what to believe or not.  I played a character once that I mudsexxed with for a good reason once, and the second time the same two characters had sex I asked for fade.  The person on the other end?  Didn't have anything to do with my character again.  Tell me, do you honestly think the person on the other end wasn't in it for the playing mudsex for some sort of thrill?

Yes, I think so, because there could easily have been dozens of legitimate and perfectly IC reasons to avoid your character afterwards, Zalanthas isn't realistically a world of long, lasting, and monogamic relationships. The fade / breakup could very easily have been a coincidence. My characters, over time, have dumped other characters countless times after one or two sessions of sex, faded or not, for reasons that were not mudsex related at all. Assume innocent intentions unless you absolutely have solid proof stating otherwise - which, as a player, you will never have.

The coincidence was overwhelming and there are other reasons for me to believe what I do about that situation.  Yes, I will never have real proof, but I have my belief.  This is just an example, though.  I really, honestly do believe that some people do it for the personal thrill.  Again, I'm not saying everyone does this, but I'm not going to give some creep a jolly all the while wasting my time for no good reason.

Oh, and on another topic.  Most novels have a sex scene?  I don't think so.  Sex happens, but they don't go into detail, just like in a lot of movies and TV shows.  It's a fade to black so that the character development for the involved characters happens, but then they get back on to other, more important things.

Erm... really... I must be reading the wrong sorts of novels, then. I never said they go into gory details of the color or stickiness of the smegma, but...

How about words people can't stand while mudsexing? Nipple always makes me cackle. Does anyone have words they LOVE TO USE or hate to see?

Some of my favorite words these days include: "Rancid", "Reeking", etc., etc., etc....

I make -sure- my mudsex partner knows my character's a dirty, nasty commoner that hasn't bathed since birth.

"Lewd clapping" was a fave of mine.

I believe the phrase was "lewd claps".

[Ami]

I don't mind it at all.

I usually leave the fading thing up to the partner, I don't mind either way.

[Scarecrow]

I don't mind it at all.

I usually leave the fading thing up to the partner, I don't mind either way.

I'm same as Ami. Don't mind it, but if the other person wants to fade, that's cool too. No notable fails/wins but one time I banged a gemmer girl in front of a Templar for his amusement. That was lolzy.

[Clavis]

this topic reminds me of the whole band camp thing.....

[Gunnerblaster]

Once, on a late night in the Byn...

[Clavis]

There was this one time at Bynn Camp......

[bcw81]

There was this one time at Bynn Camp......

Oh, I know this one!

They all fell off the Shield Wall?

[Scarecrow]

There was this one time at Bynn Camp......

Oh, I know this one!

They all fell off the Shield Wall?

Isn't he adorable how sweet and innocent he is? 

[Wolfsong]

One time, at Byn camp, a Trooper and a Sergeant did it on the arch over the gate.

[Majikal]

This win was obviously done a long while ago, before the sandwich was banned for being overpowered.

em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
em kanks ~chicka
get sandwich jacket
eat sandwich
eat sandwich
sleep

[Only He Stands There]

I was ~chicka.

[Ami]

It's nice to see how different people react, what they do, and so on. So I guess It can be an interesting, but not focal point of roleplay.

[FantasyWriter]

I once emoted my Jihaen templar getting a boner. That's the closest I've ever come to mudsex, in like eight years of playing.

That better have been during or just after a major bloodbath. Or you did it wrong.

I laughed so hard, I scared people.

[Lizzie]

One of the primary reasons I fade (other than a distinct total lack of interest in pretend sex scenes), is the whole age thing. I'm older than most players here. Old enough to be a mom to many of you, and a grandmother to some of you. I really REALLY REALLY don't like the idea that I might be roleplaying out a scene with some kid young enough to be my grandson. The idea of that just really disgusts me.

[Gunnerblaster]

One of the primary reasons I fade (other than a distinct total lack of interest in pretend sex scenes), is the whole age thing. I'm older than most players here. Old enough to be a mom to many of you, and a grandmother to some of you. I really REALLY REALLY don't like the idea that I might be roleplaying out a scene with some kid young enough to be my grandson. The idea of that just really disgusts me.

Maybe some guys are into that.



Just saying...

[lordcooper]

I guess this brings up the whole "sex > violence" in the scale of evil.

TV, film and games glory in showing increasingly gory representations of people being beaten up, dismembered and killed.  I'm cool with that.

<Insert deity of choice> help them if someone gets a boner though.

Modern society has a really screwed up sense of moral ideas.

[Ami]

Needs moar rape, imo.