Best One-liners of the HRPT to date

[Tzurahro]

These are a few from last night:

A street hawker shouts, in sirihish, "New! Kadian lamps and custom torches! Style for every evening!"

Shifting uneasily under his cloak, an aged human beggar exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Great Tektolnes, what weather!"

Watching the distant eerie orange glow as the large tavern crackles and sputters in flames, an aged human beggar says, in sirihish:
     "Hmm... Flame Cheese."

From the Imm-comm channel:

<edited>:  PETOCH THEM ALL!

[Bogre]

petoch them all,

hahaha

[Rogerthat]

Yeah, I remember that one Petoch.. It wasn't so nice to someone.

[Aaron Goulet]

Yeah, I remember that one Petoch.. It wasn't so nice to someone.

Remember that one time, with the exploding, flashpowder-stuffed petoch fruits at that crazy Fale party?  I think it was supposed to be a surprise joke, but those who lose appendages didn't find it so funny.

No wonder they closed Fale.

[morrigan]

Doubtfully, the woman, woman-hareid young woman says, in sirihish:
     "That's no moon..."

[Nyr]

Doubtfully, the woman, woman-hareid young woman says, in sirihish:
     "That's no moon..."

+3 karma

[bardbard#4]

The tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
     "It's like...a....New Moon."

[FuSoYa]

The tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
     "It's like...a....New Moon."

That joke is being made all over the Known I think.

Brandon

[Olgaris]

Rabble rabble rabble!

[Xeran Van Houten]

Shaking his head in disbelief, the half-giant soldier says, in sirihish:
     "...that's no moon."


heh... some people are repeating things...

[FantasyWriter]

Well... it doesn't get much better than that.

Someone did say somewhere....

"It's a bird...."

But I had nothing good to follow it up with.

[razorback]

the really big man says:
"I see, a bad moon arisin'. I see, trouble on the way."

[deviant storm]

the really big man says:
"I see, a bad moon arisin'. I see, trouble on the way."

I'm sigging this one.

[Wasteland Raider]

The man sends you a telepathic message:
     "Don't panic, but I'm on fire."

[FantasyWriter]

Leaning back against the wall, his tone of voice hopeless, the tall, muscular man says, in sirihish:
     "I can't recall the taste of food...."

[bardbard#4]

The [edited by Olgaris] dwarf asks, in sirihish:
    "We're all on fire.. what the fuck we need torches for?"

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

A staff member sends:
     "You are likely dead."

[razorback]

The really young girl says, in sirihish:
"Goodness gracious, great balls o' fire."

[morrigan]

Squeezing some liquid into his mouth, the weathered, weather-worn male sips from his large, brown leather sack.


I know..kind of generic..but it made me giggle.

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

A few minutes later...

A staff member sends:
     "You're not dead, congratulations!"

[jcljules]

A staff member sends:
     "Ok, you're causing trouble. So killing you now."

A staff member sends:
     "jk "

[hyzhenhok]

Oops, someone already reported mine.

Too funny, these lines.

[Marshmellow]

LOL!

"I said that out loud, did I not?"

Glorious.

[ianmartin]

To fantasy Writer, I was there when that person said it's a bird, dam me if I didn't want to say, 'it's a plane'

[Vessol]

To fantasy Writer, I was there when that person said it's a bird, dam me if I didn't want to say, 'it's a plane'