Best One-liners of the HRPT to date

Started by Tzurahro, December 06, 2009, 02:51:00 PM

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December 07, 2009, 12:34:34 AM #25
say (staring incredulously at a hole clear through his shoulder, a wisp of smoke rising from the exit wound in his back) Tha' is -nah- supposed'ta be there.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
December 07, 2009, 12:53:49 AM #26
Quote from: Vessol on December 07, 2009, 12:32:18 AM
Quote from: ianmartin on December 07, 2009, 12:31:41 AM
To fantasy Writer, I was there when that person said it's a bird, dam me if I didn't want to say, 'it's a plane'

Should have said:

It's a bird!
It's a whirran!
No! It's a turd moon!!!
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
December 07, 2009, 12:55:09 AM #27
Grumbling, blahblah says, "Half giants are fat."
December 07, 2009, 12:57:19 AM #28
As all hell broke loose..
the dude says, in sirihish, "I need more spice."
A foreign presence contacts your mind.
December 07, 2009, 01:07:58 AM #29
Quote from: My ComputerBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

Got some odd looks here in the computer lab.
December 07, 2009, 01:17:54 AM #30
Hahaha.
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.

Discord:The7DeadlyVenomz#3870
December 07, 2009, 01:22:06 AM #31
"drop ring" atop a certain location.

'nuff said.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
December 07, 2009, 01:23:13 AM #32
Quote from: Malken on December 07, 2009, 01:22:06 AM
"drop ring" atop a certain location.

'nuff said.

Had I seen this, I would have paid staff to give a karma.
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
December 07, 2009, 01:24:29 AM #33
The person exclaims, in sirihish,
  "what happen!"
> shout Someone set us up the bomb!
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
December 07, 2009, 02:03:05 AM #34
Quote from: brytta.leofa on December 07, 2009, 01:24:29 AM
The person exclaims, in sirihish,
  "what happen!"
> shout Someone set us up the bomb!

+1
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~
December 07, 2009, 02:05:20 AM #35
His eyes still lingering on the lava oozing down the volcano towards Allanak, blahblah says, in sirihish:
     "Er..not good."
December 07, 2009, 10:23:56 AM #36
Me, out-loud, IRL: "Really, Olgaris?  Really?"
December 07, 2009, 10:42:46 AM #37
Quote from: Marauder Moe on December 07, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
Me, out-loud, IRL: "Really, Olgaris?  Really?"
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
December 07, 2009, 10:47:02 AM #38
You hear a person's voice shout from the west in sirihish:
     "ffffufFFFUuucccckk..."
December 07, 2009, 11:09:32 AM #39
Quote from: Marauder Moe on December 07, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
Me, out-loud, IRL: "Really, Olgaris?  Really?"

Poor guy, it really wasn't even him. We gave another wordsmith the permission to run that little show.
"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently, some would say more correctly." - Jemaine Clement. FOTC.
December 07, 2009, 11:12:29 AM #40
Adhira, I miss the new poop moon. We only had it such a little while. I want it back.  :-[
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.
December 07, 2009, 12:27:05 PM #41
*hangs head* Petoch...
Ourla:  You're like the oil paint on the canvas of evil.
December 07, 2009, 12:31:40 PM #42
Quote from: jcljules on December 07, 2009, 11:12:29 AM
Adhira, I miss the new poop moon. We only had it such a little while. I want it back.  :-[

Short and stormy relationships are the best... Or how was it?
December 07, 2009, 12:52:49 PM #43
Quote from: Ath on December 07, 2009, 12:27:05 PM
*hangs head* Petoch...

...of death?

Was that you?
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
December 07, 2009, 02:06:05 PM #44
Via Immchan:

"They should probably move befo-...Yep. Casualty."
Nessalin: At night, I stand there and watch you sleep.  With a hammer in one hand and a candy cane in the other.  Judging.
December 07, 2009, 02:20:16 PM #45
A large cluster of black tents on the sands shouts, in agonized bendune:

"AiiiiiiieeeeEEEEEEE!!!"
<immcom> Petoch for your thoughts?
December 07, 2009, 02:29:57 PM #46
Quote from: Tzurahro on December 07, 2009, 02:20:16 PM
A large cluster of black tents on the sands shouts, in agonized bendune:

"AiiiiiiieeeeEEEEEEE!!!"

This makes me both sad and intrigued. :|
Quote from: Wug
No one on staff is just waiting for the opportunity to get revenge on someone who killed one of their characters years ago.

Except me. I remember every death. And I am coming for you bastards.
December 07, 2009, 02:33:31 PM #47
The male wearing a thin sandcloth facewrap exclaims, in sirihish:
     "I's a very nice wagon, 'cept of course ITS ON FUCKING FIRE!"
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
December 07, 2009, 03:07:47 PM #48
Quote from: Bogre on December 07, 2009, 02:33:31 PM
The male wearing a thin sandcloth facewrap exclaims, in sirihish:
     "I's a very nice wagon, 'cept of course ITS ON FUCKING FIRE!"


That was an epic scene! I about fell out of my chair!
Quote from: The7DeadlyVenomz"That is, at least, a step in the right direction, even if it is a step off the Shield Wall."

December 07, 2009, 03:12:31 PM #49
I was waiting for a templar on a certain eastern gate to say "You! Shall not! Pass!"

:(
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