Amusing moments

[Cuusardo]

I've done something like that before, putting pieces of bone into a chest, and then accidentally removing my bone greaves and putting them into the chest as well.  Those poor crafters got to see three moons that night instead of two.   :lol:

[Gaare]

Bodyguard training in Byn, Newbie suppose to attack another mercenary and another mercenary will try to protect him.

> Shout Agggggg
> s
> emote stops in the middle of the way to cirlce
> say Who was the merchant?

A trooper shows a dwarf to newbie player

> nod
> n
> Shout Ahhaahaha
> s
> emote rushes through dwarf.
> hit trooper
> OOC opss
> flee

trooper looks at newbie with great anger and again shows dwarf in the center of the circle

> n
> Shout Ahaaaaa
> s
> k dwarf  
Newbie kisses dwarf
> OOC Opps ))
> trooper again points dwarf

> run n
> Shout Ok, coming..
> s
> hit dwarf
> You slash .... dwarve's neck very hard.

[JollyGreenGiant]

The funny looking lizard panics and flees north!

The funny looking lizard attempts to climb, but slips.

l n

North is Over the Shield Wall
[Near]
Nothing

emote rolls his eyes and turns ~kank back south
think Stupid jozhal.

[John]

The merchant in silks walks into the room
The scardy-cat gith panics and flees east!

The merchant in silks thinks "I am just so uber 1337"

[later that day]

The merchant in silks begins foraging.
An arrow flies from the north and hits The merchant in silks's leg.

The merchant in silks thinks "What the?"

look north
North is the desert
[NEAR]
nothing
[FAR]
The scardy-cat gith

[Anonymous]

Having a female NPC with the keyword 'barrel' in the Bard's Barrel is just ASKING for some embarrassing typos.

[Stroker]

I've done something like that before, putting pieces of bone into a chest, and then accidentally removing my bone greaves and putting them into the chest as well. Those poor crafters got to see three moons that night instead of two.

Yeah, good thing greaves cover your ass, otherwise you'd really be in trouble.

[marilla]

A few months back I was talking to a character when the player had to go AFK for a while. When he came back he explained:

OOC:  A member of my family called for help. A skunk had blocked the entrance to the garage.

I hope you don't mind me telling this, it was one memorable moment.

[Satansfish]

A long, long time ago before the karma system(of course) I was playing a half-giant. :-D
Feeling immortal with my all powerful half-giant strength I strode mightily along the north road, bashing scrab into oblivion until, quite rudely, a gith came in and started beating me up. Not a tough gith, mind you, just a fast one. I proceeded to scream like a small girl and run westwards, along the shield wall, while the gith proceeded to follow me silently, much like Jason in a scary movie. Nearing the end of my endurance I was blessed with a magnificent idea, so I turned around, subdued the gith despite his worthless attempts to get away and lept off the shield wall. One of us lived. Ok, it wasn't me, I was already half dead from fighting, but I bet that stinkin' gith remembered the half-giant that (sort of) got away for a long time.

[jmordetsky]

I'm poisoned, no idea where to get a tablet.
:stumbles into the tavern clutching his chest and gagging or something like

someone says "Whats wrong with that guy"

:gags sputters etc etc

someonelse (newb?) enters from the north

someonelse says, "You damn kank thief!"

think what?

:gagging and sputtering, me looks over his shoulder at the newb

think Me? What?

a newb slashes you
a newb slashes you

think Krath!

soldiers kill newb (suffer, highlord, wrath and such)

people in the tavern glance at one another curiously

say (clutching his gut, bent over in agony) Tah..Tah..Tablet....? Please...

someone looks at you curiously for a moment.
someone says, "Well gimme his damn kank and I'll give you one..."

say But...but...I didn't take his kank

someone says, "yea, right."

think Oh no...

[sacac]

Well.. There was this one time.. I was on some rooftops and kept getting confused which way was the rest of the rooftops, so it went like this:

From elves point of view.

Exits: N E W S

East and South was the rooftop.

W
You plummet to the ground.
stand
u

W
you plummet to the ground
Stand.
u

The burly, kill-you-in-one-hit-if-you-look-at-me-wrong-bitch dwarf tell you What the feck you doing?

W
you plummet to the ground.
stand
u

(This happens 4-5 more times and twice after I passed out)

The burly- Imma-feck-you-up-if-you-do-that-again- fecker dwarf tells you Alright! follow me! How feckin' hard is it to stay on the feckin' roof?

[Ralin]

I can't remember how the story went or I'd write it here, but basically my PC is drunk, along with her fellow Byn runner and superior, and she tells this story about beating a man over the head with his fake leg. It was the first time I'd ever heard (read lol) this particular superior laugh.  

[Cameron0202]

I was walking around and randomly my stun went from 42 to 0 and I fainted. Guess it was -REALLY- hot? That was funny for me,

[Bogre]

Playing a nasty trick on gith.

stand
up
A narrow precipice
U S W

A lanky gith has arrived from the west.

A lanky gith plummets below!

giggle

Uh oh, you shouldn't have let go of the wall!
You fall!
think Uhm, uh oh?

[Mar]

Ah the wonders of mis-keywords!

The small, cute girl stares at her stone rasp.
You hold a stone rasp.
Frowning in concentration, the small, cute girl begins working on a tall, black-haired man.

Ahem. Guess what I was trying to do.  :twisted:

[Tarx04]

Well.  This isn't so much funny really...well I dunno, I'll let everyone else be the judge of it.  Regarding a particular battle thing.
Hopefully this is not too IC--it happened last week and I think the whole of 'nak saw the actual event occur.  But for the sake of amusement, I'll post this.

>You say, in sirihish:
    "Seems that your Roc danced itself into a plate of oversized wings."

>Staring to speak before he's distracted, the <sdesc> says to you, in sirihish:
    "Uh huh, I can already smell what the Ro.. one moment."

Was...well, expected to happen at some point.  

[TripleX]

My character and two other hooded figures standing in the sewers... one of them told me his name is Rat (yet he didn't have it in his keywords). I was talking to him, kept typing 'tell rat something' ... after -10- minutes I realize I was talking to an npc rat...  :oops:

[Bogre]

Hrmm.  A carru was chasing me once, after knocking my traveling partner into the outfield or something, and ---->

A narrow precipice along the Shield Wall!

You manage to grab a handhold!

A light-greenish kank plummets below!

You think "Oh shit, my kank!"

A brown carru has arrived from the west.

A brown carru plummets below!

You think "Hah! Stupid carru!"

You think, "Oh shit, my kank! Its down there!"

The precariously holding on hunter tries to climb up to a nearby ledge

rest

Uh oh, you shouldn't have let go!!!

You think, "Oh, fuck."

Beep!

[Gar]

My character and two other hooded figures standing in the sewers... one of them told me his name is Rat (yet he didn't have it in his keywords). I was talking to him, kept typing 'tell rat something' ... after -10- minutes I realize I was talking to an npc rat...  :oops:

That one made me laugh out loud.

[Cenghiz]

The half-giant tells you in Sirihish, chuckling:
      "You don't know to make babies? I can teach you to make babies."
......
.. to a Lady:...

"....Then I decided I should teach the old man to make babies..."

.....
Ah, playing h-giants would be much more fun, if life wasn't too easy with them.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

the wind changes directions

:@'s gaze travels to the sky as the wind shits.  :?

With weather like that I'd expect umbrella's to be more common...  :oops:

[Carnage]

When Nessalin cursed at and insulted me in response to a polite e-mail as he lectured me on 'respect'.

[Pantoufle]

I just remembered a little amusing event from eons and eons ago that happened to me.

I made a dwarf (and I never make dwarves, as a general rule) whose focus, if you care to know, was to acquire a continual supply of sleeping pills, since he was an addict (you know, those secret ones I won't mention in detail that knock you out if you eat?  Yeah, those.)  And he was a vagabond, a drifter without a home.  So outside the Trader's in Meleth's Circle one day, I changed my longdesc to indicate that he was taking a dump.  Something like...

The midnight-hued dwarven child squats here, defecating over a pile of kank dung.

Anyway, the funny part is I lost link.  The MUD was still up but my server just crashed for whatever reason.  Hours and hours went by where I was totally unable to reconnect, so I gave up and decided to relog the next day.  The game had been crashing a lot lately and I was pretty sure my dwarf would be booted out and thus done having his little poop session sooner or later.  Well, lo and behold the next day the game is still up, I reconnect with the same ldesc going.

I can only imagine how funny that was for people who kept passing by my character, who was still at it days after the fact!

[Leonidas]

Well I had a funny time once.
Well it was funny to me.
On my second character, while I was still a noobire (my first one laster 1/2 an hour)
I was a human assasin of sorts, the noob assasin man.
and there was this kind lady from such and such a house

1.kind lady shows noob assasin man around town, esp. to weapon and armour shop. (and where to buy instruments)

2.kind lady takes noob assasin man to tavern

3. noob assasin man doesn't know what Shadow is on his skill list.

4. noob assasin man begins to shadow nice lady

5. Nice lady's coworker for such and such a house comes in, he is big bad officer guy

6. Nice lady is told by big bad officer guy to follow him back to barracks

7. Noob assasin man is still shadowing, and can't figure how to stop

8. Noob assasin man succesfully shadows nice lady and big bad officer guy right into the barracks of such and such a house

9. Big Bad officer suddenly notices noob assasin man, and draws his bastard sword

10.noob assasin man doesn't know what he is doing, and pulls out a mandolin, saying that nobody would hurt a little bard

11.Big Bad Officer man tries to kill little noob assasin man

12. Big Bad Officer ends up running after the noob assasin man, chasing him around the building, cause noob assasin man doesn't know how to get out.

13. Big Bad officer man finnally puts down noob assasin man.



was really frightening being my second character, but pretty funny to. I heard later that the big bad officer man was arrested for killing me by NPC soldiers. that just made it that much funnier.

Leo is cool, er not

[Damn..]

To the west: a gimpka rat walks east.
A gimpka rat has arrived from the west.
You deftly parry an armored bahamet's attack.
An armored bahamet sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

998/999 999/999 999/999 running>
A gimpka rat heroically joins an armored bahamet's fight!
A gimpka rat bites at you, but you dodge out of the way.

Yes yes.. After the rat joined I fled...

[The Lonely Hunter]

The uber-newbie dwarf ninja-flips over you, landing with the grace and elegance of a ballet-dancer.

A similar situation happoned to me.
I was a templar and had cornered this guy and was tryen to RP it out when he suddenly jumps onto a wall, runs part of the way up it, and flips over mine and my soldiers heads, slapping them as he goes, and runs away.

I remember another time when everybody was transfered to the west gate of Allanak, that was amusing. I remember at least one wanted person (who was prolly long gone prior to this) being killed.

Oh! And yet another...I played a certain mercenary mul and I was out in the sands with a unit. We wanted to climb something to scout ahead or see what was up there so I started throwing people 'up'. Funny shit =P