Anatomy of an elf

Started by spicemustflow, March 17, 2009, 06:57:00 AM

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March 22, 2009, 03:18:52 PM #50
Maybe elves actually are ostriches, in disguise. Although that brings up some very interesting question about half-elves.
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March 22, 2009, 03:26:29 PM #51
Quote from: rishenko on March 22, 2009, 11:59:07 AM


You try to blend into the crowd.
March 22, 2009, 03:27:45 PM #52
It's even funnier because the smaller guy is standing behind the bigger guy.
March 22, 2009, 11:54:49 PM #53
im tall
your mother is an elf.
March 23, 2009, 07:41:40 AM #54
Quote from: Synthesis on March 22, 2009, 03:05:14 PM
Quote from: SMuz on March 22, 2009, 12:07:00 PM
Hmm.. I think they're like ostriches. But without the powerful kicking.

I've been kicked for 25 hp by an elf before....There goes that theory.
Ostriches can kill with a kick :P
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.
March 23, 2009, 11:51:40 AM #55
Actually, I'm pretty sure that that cheetah could overpower me pretty easily too, especially if she gathered a little bit of momentum.
March 23, 2009, 01:26:17 PM #56
Play more city elves people!!!!

*slinks away into the darkness*
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March 23, 2009, 02:38:53 PM #57
Quote from: titansfan on March 23, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Play more city elves people!!!!

*slinks away into the darkness*

The cake is a lie.
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March 26, 2009, 04:00:14 PM #58
When I saw Zoomanity in Vegas, there was this freakishly tall person that had done really odd things to their torso with a corset.  Maybe they are an elf.

I would try to find a picture, but Zoomanity is nsfw.
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March 26, 2009, 05:09:42 PM #59
Elves are like the dude from Nightmare Before Christmas.
your mother is an elf.
March 26, 2009, 06:07:14 PM #60
Quote from: Moofassa on March 26, 2009, 05:09:42 PM
Elves are like the dude from Nightmare Before Christmas.

Moofassa wins.
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