What role does mudsex play for you?

[Winterless]

The most conspicuous role mudsex has played for me has been the times when a character of mine has a sexual encounter with another character, and then that player starts frickin' wanting to have mudsex constantly.  Geebuz, I hate that!  Like, every time I log on I see the person and I think OOCly "Oh Motherfckn Geebuz!, Man I have got to get some sparring in! I'm going to start losing stats for old age before I can begin to  be dangerous at this rate!  Stop fucking with me!...Literally!" 
Rant over  -_- 

But you gotta tell me...am I alone in this?

You could do both at the same time, you just need to watch more japanese movies to see how it's done!

lol!  Ok, next time this happens, I'm integrating a violent fetish that involves sparring weapons silt horror tentacles. 
Well played, Malken.   Problem solved.

[Barzalene]

The most conspicuous role mudsex has played for me has been the times when a character of mine has a sexual encounter with another character, and then that player starts frickin' wanting to have mudsex constantly.  Geebuz, I hate that!  Like, every time I log on I see the person and I think OOCly "Oh Motherfckn Geebuz!, Man I have got to get some sparring in! I'm going to start losing stats for old age before I can begin to  be dangerous at this rate!  Stop fucking with me!...Literally!" 
Rant over  -_- 

But you gotta tell me...am I alone in this?

You are not alone.

[staggerlee]

The most conspicuous role mudsex has played for me has been the times when a character of mine has a sexual encounter with another character, and then that player starts frickin' wanting to have mudsex constantly.  Geebuz, I hate that!  Like, every time I log on I see the person and I think OOCly "Oh Motherfckn Geebuz!, Man I have got to get some sparring in! I'm going to start losing stats for old age before I can begin to  be dangerous at this rate!  Stop fucking with me!...Literally!" 
Rant over  -_- 

But you gotta tell me...am I alone in this?

You are not alone.

I'd fade to black and still respect you in the morning.

[Is Friday]

I've never had a problem with figuring out which sort of players don't mind a fade in a "relationship".

[jmordetsky]

There. Happy now? If you have ever wanted to kill me just look for the guy in charlton leather boots who doesn't know any of the new commands.

Will work for mudsex.

Wait, you made a character? Hah hah. Good job. Now just find a long-lived leader, get in behind her/him, and get into the flow of things, baby. Glad to have you back.

Yar! thanks, i feel spechul

This has nothing to do with mudsex so I will post now on topic.

I never fade. Ever.

[Gunnerblaster]

mudsex is for people that can't get any in real life, and if they could they wouldn't know what to do anyway.

You, my friend, couldn't be further from the truth.

I'd like to think that, on the level of "roleplay" that I've had during certain scenes, you'd have to think that someone could only know what they do from experience.

It's the noobs, like perhaps you, that will typically hit off with:

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>sticks ^me cock in ~woman.

[Fathi]

mudsex is for people that can't get any in real life, and if they could they wouldn't know what to do anyway.

You, my friend, couldn't be further from the truth.

I'd like to think that, on the level of "roleplay" that I've had during certain scenes, you'd have to think that someone could only know what they do from experience.

It's the noobs, like perhaps you, that will typically hit off with:

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>sticks ^me cock in ~woman.

Actually, I think the true noobs hit it off with:

> em removes ~halter, revealing her perky boobs, gazing over at ~otherwoman with lust in his eyes

> ooc I meant her.

[Is Friday]

Newbs start with vests, don't they? Vests or shirts.

A newb buying a halter top is pretty over the top, imo.

[Kiri]

Newbs start with vests, don't they? Vests or shirts.

A newb buying a halter top is pretty over the top, imo.

Hey!  A Bynner bought her that! He was real nice, too.

[Melody]

Mudsex is also a very potent assassination method.

I'm scared of mudsex.

[brytta.leofa]

> ooc I meant her.

Heh.  Over the course of playing...hrm...several female characters, I've never been confused as to the character's sex. 

%Someone player isn't identifying very well with &someone.

[brytta.leofa]

Mudsex is also a very potent assassination method.

Which is why experienced roleplayers always keep a weapon in inventory...and experienced mage-players stay standing.

[Gimfalisette]

Mudsex is also a very potent assassination method.

I'm scared of mudsex.

Wise ARMers only mudsex those they know have no incentive to kill them, and preferably disincentive to kill them.

[Melody]

Wise ARMers only mudsex those they know have no incentive to kill them, and preferably disincentive to kill them.

Wise ARMers also never get too drunk to rp in the game.

But what happens when your character is not wise, and drinks! And doesn't like sexing standing or keep weapons on them?

VNPC whores FTW! VNPC Whores, because you are worth it!

....

OK, I'll stop.

[FantasyWriter]

Zalanthas needs a one legged whore, if it doesn't already have one, that is.

[Cutthroat]

Zalanthas needs a one legged whore, if it doesn't already have one, that is.

em smiles at ~buxom; ep cleaver

[Is Friday]

Zalanthas needs a one legged whore, if it doesn't already have one, that is.

It does.

[FantasyWriter]

Zalanthas needs a one legged whore, if it doesn't already have one, that is.

em smiles at ~buxom; ep cleaver

Bwahahaha.

[Barzalene]

I don't know that armed sex makes sense for most pcs. When sexing a whore, of course. With your pc's lover? That seems less intuitive.

[brytta.leofa]

I don't know that armed sex makes sense for most pcs. When sexing a whore, of course. With your pc's lover? That seems less intuitive.

Seven hidden assassin dwarves behind the couch didn't make sense, either.  Better safe than sorry.

[fourTwenty]

I don't know that armed sex makes sense for most pcs. When sexing a whore, of course. With your pc's lover? That seems less intuitive.

Seven hidden assassin dwarves behind the couch didn't make sense, either.  Better safe than sorry.

No but three assassin halflings hidden in the closet is genius.

[Vessol]

I don't know that armed sex makes sense for most pcs. When sexing a whore, of course. With your pc's lover? That seems less intuitive.

Seven hidden assassin dwarves behind the couch didn't make sense, either.  Better safe than sorry.

No but three assassin halflings hidden in the closet is genius.

Not as much as a assassin elf hidden behind the coat rack.

[Kiri]

I don't know that armed sex makes sense for most pcs. When sexing a whore, of course. With your pc's lover? That seems less intuitive.

Seven hidden assassin dwarves behind the couch didn't make sense, either.  Better safe than sorry.

No but three assassin halflings hidden in the closet is genius.

Not as much as a assassin elf hidden behind the coat rack.

Or a voyeuristic half-giant assassin AS the coat rack.

"Hey, watch where you hang that!"

[FantasyWriter]

I don't know that armed sex makes sense for most pcs. When sexing a whore, of course. With your pc's lover? That seems less intuitive.

Seven hidden assassin dwarves behind the couch didn't make sense, either.  Better safe than sorry.

No but three assassin halflings hidden in the closet is genius.

Not as much as a assassin elf hidden behind the coat rack.

Or a voyeuristic half-giant assassin AS the coat rack.

"Hey, watch where you hang that!"

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Kiri wins!

[AmandaGreathouse]

mudsex is for people that can't get any in real life, and if they could they wouldn't know what to do anyway.

You, my friend, couldn't be further from the truth.

I'd like to think that, on the level of "roleplay" that I've had during certain scenes, you'd have to think that someone could only know what they do from experience.

It's the noobs, like perhaps you, that will typically hit off with:

Code Select Expand

>sticks ^me cock in ~woman.

Actually, I think the true noobs hit it off with:

> em removes ~halter, revealing her perky boobs, gazing over at ~otherwoman with lust in his eyes

> ooc I meant her.

Quoted for truth.