Started by Is Friday, January 14, 2018, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: Mansa"Oh shit, don't look!"I've ended up in an unfinished zone.
Quote from: Veselka"The Multi-Tasker"Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else."I Prefer Walking"Leave a city with your mount hitched, or resting in the stables accidentally, and only realize you walked the whole time when you are too exhausted to move further.
Quote from: MatisseOrOtherwise"What's Yer Poison?"Be afflicted by 5 ailments at once. "The Ultimate Handwave"Don't sleep for an entire in-game year. "Is Gortok An Instrument?"Sing while the target of at least 3 enemies. "Never Shoulda Come Here"Successfully fend off an assailant in an area or home you own.
Quote from: KittenLicks"I hate bugs"Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle."You looked like a carru"Accidentally attempt to murder one of your friends because they had an animal name as a keyword."Dirt poor"Try to give someone coins in the stables and end up having to awkwardly toss them on the ground instead.
Quote from: LucildaHunta"Butterfingers!"Fall into the last hole on the way home because you hit the wrong key. "Byn there, done that!"Enter the 'rinth wearing your Byn cloak, go to a known guild hangout, play dumb.
Quote from: Armaddict"Money Talks, Elves Don't"As an elf, get a noble to pay for their own assassination
Quote from: Bushranger"A Proper Mercenary"Fall off the Shield Wall or down a hole in the desert with a T'zai Byn Unit.
Quote from: Grogerif"Suicide watch"Have five characters in a row that live less then five hours, but greater then three.
Quote from: Namino"Shadow of the Colossus"As a 0 karma race, reel an npc weighing ten times your weight.
Quote from: Pale Horse"Hold my beer!"Ruin the Staff run plot line.
Quote from: Cabooze"Justified Accusations"Witness another player's character get insta-killed by a staff "animation".
Quote from: James de Monet"Star-Crossed Lovers"Accidentally "kiss" someone you're trying to "kill". (This doesn't happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)"The Full Monty"Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems."I am invinci-"Die with no weapon in your hands.
Quote from: Fathi on March 08, 2018, 06:40:45 PMAnd then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid." I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.
Quote from: Morgenes on April 01, 2011, 10:33:11 PMYou win Armageddon, congratulations! Type 'credits', then store your character and make a new one
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
Quote from: DalmethI've come to the conclusion that relaxing is not the lack of doing anything, but doing something that comes easily to you.
Quote from: Khorne8 on May 07, 2016, 12:22:32 PMQuote from: dravage on May 07, 2016, 06:30:31 AMSmall, quick, easy to execute. Elf children?
Quote from: dravage on May 07, 2016, 06:30:31 AMSmall, quick, easy to execute.
Quote from: Lizzie on February 10, 2016, 09:37:57 PMYou know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.
Quote from: BhagharvaWhat you don't know can kill you. What you do know, can kill others.
Quote from: RockScissors are fine. Please nerf paper.
Quote from: Is FridayIf you ever hassle me IC for not playing much that means that I'm going to play even less or I'll forever write you off as a neckbeard chained to his computer. So don't be a dick.
Quote from: Armaddict on January 15, 2018, 01:52:18 PMYOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW:Get killed by content you helped put into the game.
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