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Title: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Is Friday on January 14, 2018, 06:19:26 PM
I'll add the best ones to the original post. GO.

Quote from: Mansa
"Oh shit, don't look!"
I've ended up in an unfinished zone.

Quote from: Veselka
"The Multi-Tasker"
Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else.

"I Prefer Walking"
Leave a city with your mount hitched, or resting in the stables accidentally, and only realize you walked the whole time when you are too exhausted to move further.


Quote from: MatisseOrOtherwise
"What's Yer Poison?"
Be afflicted by 5 ailments at once.

"The Ultimate Handwave"
Don't sleep for an entire in-game year.

"Is Gortok An Instrument?"
Sing while the target of at least 3 enemies.

"Never Shoulda Come Here"
Successfully fend off an assailant in an area or home you own.


Quote from: KittenLicks
"I hate bugs"
Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle.

"You looked like a carru"
Accidentally attempt to murder one of your friends because they had an animal name as a keyword.

"Dirt poor"
Try to give someone coins in the stables and end up having to awkwardly toss them on the ground instead.


Quote from: LucildaHunta
"Butterfingers!"
Fall into the last hole on the way home because you hit the wrong key.

"Byn there, done that!"
Enter the 'rinth wearing your Byn cloak, go to a known guild hangout, play dumb.


Quote from: Armaddict
"Money Talks, Elves Don't"
As an elf, get a noble to pay for their own assassination


Quote from: Bushranger
"A Proper Mercenary"
Fall off the Shield Wall or down a hole in the desert with a T'zai Byn Unit.


Quote from: Grogerif
"Suicide watch"
Have five characters in a row that live less then five hours, but greater then three.

Quote from: Namino
"Shadow of the Colossus"
As a 0 karma race,  reel an npc weighing ten times your weight.

Quote from: Pale Horse
"Hold my beer!"
Ruin the Staff run plot line.

Quote from: Cabooze
"Justified Accusations"
Witness another player's character get insta-killed by a staff "animation".

Quote from: James de Monet
"Star-Crossed Lovers"
Accidentally "kiss" someone you're trying to "kill".  (This doesn't happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)

"The Full Monty"
Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems.

"I am invinci-"
Die with no weapon in your hands.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: mansa on January 14, 2018, 06:21:53 PM
I've ended up in an unfinished zone.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Veselka on January 14, 2018, 06:22:32 PM
The Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else

The Royal Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation with a Noble or Templar, while banging someone else

The Royal Under-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation, while banging a Noble or Templar.

The Great Expulsion - Expel over 6 people at once from your mind, simultaneously

I Prefer Walking - Leave a city with your mount hitched, or resting in the stables accidentally, and only realize you walked the whole time when you are too exhausted to move further.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: MatisseOrOtherwise on January 14, 2018, 06:29:11 PM
What's Yer Poison? - Be afflicted by 5 ailments at once.

Glutton for Punishment - Get your max HP beneath 50.

The Ultimate Handwave - Don't sleep for an entire in-game year.

Is Gortok An Instrument? - Sing while the target of at least 3 enemies.

Never Shoulda Come Here - Successfully fend off an assailant in an area or home you own.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: KittenLicks on January 14, 2018, 06:35:18 PM
I hate bugs - Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle.

You looked like a carru. - Accidentally attempt to murder one of your friends because they had an animal name as a keyword.

Dirt poor - Try to give someone coins in the stables and end up having to awkwardly toss them on the ground instead.

I'm not a thief, I swear! - Use the wrong syntax trying to pick a flower and end up looking extremely suspicious to everyone around.

Welcome to Armageddon! - Die.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: LucildaHunta on January 14, 2018, 06:36:28 PM
"Butterfingers!"- survive a bunch of harrowing experiences in the wastes, only to fall into the last hole on the way home because you hit the wrong key.

"Byn there, done that!" - enter the 'rinth wearing your Byn cloak, go to a known guild hangout, play dumb.

"Tales of the unexpected" - have your bestie drop the bombshell telling you she slept with your bae and reply, "Good! I was trying to find a way to break up with him! Thanks!"
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Armaddict on January 14, 2018, 07:38:17 PM
Money Talks, Elves Don't - As an elf, get a noble to pay for their own assassination
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Bushranger on January 14, 2018, 08:16:49 PM
A Proper Mercenary - Fall off the Shield Wall or down a hole in the desert with a T'zai Byn Unit.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: LucildaHunta on January 14, 2018, 08:19:44 PM
"Better, faster, stronger" - As a human, knock out a mul in an unarmed spar.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Grogerif on January 14, 2018, 09:47:54 PM
Suicide watch: Have five characters in a row that live less then five hours, but greater then three.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Namino on January 14, 2018, 10:00:38 PM
Shadow of the Colossus - as a 0 karma race,  reel an npc weighing ten times your weight.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Pale Horse on January 14, 2018, 10:02:51 PM
"Hold my beer!" - Ruin the DM's a Staff run plot line.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Cabooze on January 15, 2018, 12:01:32 AM
Justified Accusations - Witness another player's character get insta-killed by a staff "animation". (regardless if they get resurrected after)

RNG - Be killed (or nearly) by an NPC (or PC) you've been devastating during combat. NPC (or PC) must be near-death and you must be sent running (or killed) from initially being above "moderate condition" health.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Hauwke on January 15, 2018, 12:56:44 AM
<-- I with stupid - Be part of a plot that ended in everything going to shit because someone done a 'stupid'.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: zealus on January 15, 2018, 01:07:27 AM
"I meant to do that"
-Make entirely IC logical but big mistakes due to typos.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: James de Monet on January 15, 2018, 03:17:45 AM
"Star-Crossed Lovers"
Accidentally "kiss" someone you're trying to "kill".  (This doesn't happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)

"The Full Monty"
Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems.

"I am invinci-"
Die with no weapon in your hands.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Is Friday on January 15, 2018, 03:44:17 AM
Damn, these are good. Okay, updating with 1-3 each.

"Jerry! Jerry!"
Have your NPC spouse walk in on your PC getting dirty with another PC.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Cabooze on January 15, 2018, 04:12:29 AM
"Fat Finger"
Accidentally hold down 'return/enter' and spam more than one of the same emote.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Sakra on January 15, 2018, 08:05:39 AM
"I swear it's true!"
You have visited a place in the Known so amazing, nobody believes you.

"World Traveller"
Travel to every city and outpost in the Known.

"Who needs cities?"
Find at least three caves outside the city you can quit in.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: sleepyhead on January 15, 2018, 11:22:41 AM
"Death of a Thousand Cuts"
Be killed by a jozhal.

"Sea You Later!"
Walk into the Silt Sea and die.

"Nature of the Beast"
As a mul, kill your own mount during a moment of rage.

"My, What Almond Eyes You Have"
As a human-passing breed, join a humans only clan.

"Curiosity Killed the Kiyet"
Drink the mysterious fuming fluid.

"...So What Now?"
Get locked in someone's apartment after they quit unexpectedly/go linkdead.

"Clever Girl"
Make a witty movie reference about raptors that surely no one has ever heard before.

"The Obsidian-Haired, Knife-Nosed Templar"
Mistarget a noble or templar in your emote.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Rahnevyn on January 15, 2018, 12:46:55 PM
Wanted: Get a bounty placed on your character.

Infamous: Get a bounty of ten thousand coins or more placed on your character.

Criminal Mastermind: Get a bounty of ten thousand coins or more placed on your character while being a mundane guild and subguild, a 0 karma race, and a non special app role.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: 650Booger on January 15, 2018, 01:26:16 PM
Hiker: Walk from red storm to morin's without using roads or stopping in civilized areas.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Grapes on January 15, 2018, 01:26:59 PM
ONE POINTY BOI: Get murdered by elves.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Armaddict on January 15, 2018, 01:52:18 PM
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW:
Get killed by content you helped put into the game.

THE DUNES HAVE EYES:
Get crimflagged in the wilderness

IT IS...PRECIOUS TO ME:
Wear an enchanted ring

RNG FAIL:
Using Teleport, arrive in a room with aggressive NPC's
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: James de Monet on January 15, 2018, 02:54:04 PM
Quote from: Armaddict on January 15, 2018, 01:52:18 PM
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW:
Get killed by content you helped put into the game.

Oh man, this one is legendary status.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Refugee on January 15, 2018, 03:34:46 PM
THE SHELL GAME
Get savaged by your own inix while hunting gurth.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: surveyvon on January 15, 2018, 03:53:36 PM
"Don't Tell the Elf"
Get killed shortly after falling from your mount.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: manipura on January 15, 2018, 04:55:22 PM
"EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR ACHIEVEMENT"
Lead a crew of your people over the edge of a cliff.

"CROSSED LINES ACHIEVEMENT"
While being a -wonderful- multitasker, handling Way-business and RPing the shit out of a scene...Way the wrong person an intimate and absolutely inappropriate message.


>You send a telepathic message to the stern-featured, permanently-scowling Templar:

I'm just so glad you returned!  I don't know what I would do without you, you're my whole Known and I love you beyond words.  I've been waiting breathlessly for tonight, scared you wouldn't come back to me. *deep feelings of love and desire through the link*

>Feeling like your very last breath has been knocked out of you, you think:
...Ohhhh, oh fuck.  Did I just...oh fuck!
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: manipura on January 15, 2018, 05:00:22 PM
Quote from: Rahnevyn on January 15, 2018, 12:46:55 PM
Criminal Mastermind: Get a bounty of ten thousand coins or more placed on your character while being a mundane guild and subguild, a 0 karma race, and a non special app role.

Is there a bonus achievement for this one when it happens and then you die stupidly on your own in the wilderness, to random critter #52815, or accidentally -walking- south instead of just -looking- south, and drowning in silt in a room where no one ever finds you?
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Rahnevyn on January 15, 2018, 05:20:46 PM
"Merely a Flesh Wound!"
Get knocked to below 10 hp and live.

"'Tis But a Scratch!"
Die to a hit that "barely grazes" or "nicks" you.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Refugee on January 15, 2018, 05:40:42 PM
ER... EXCUSE ME?
Texting to someone unrelated to Arm while accidentally using your Arm character's accent.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Armaddict on January 15, 2018, 05:47:38 PM
YOU'RE IN MY TIMEZONE NOW:
While hidden in your own apartment, ambush a burglar.

MY NAME IS TIMMY:
Fall down the well.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Voular on January 15, 2018, 05:53:04 PM
CHALTON ALL THE WAY!
Reach 20 play days without removing your starting chalton boots and/or bone-studded backpack.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Speciation on January 15, 2018, 06:16:37 PM
"Now You're Just Some-Barani I Used To Know"

Murder a friend on the day Barani.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: James de Monet on January 15, 2018, 06:19:54 PM
Armaddict's also made me think of:

"There Can Be Only One"
Get killed by your own current protege/minion.

"I Taught Them Well"
Switch sides sometime after dying and wind up getting killed by your former PC's loyal minions.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Grogerif on January 15, 2018, 06:29:51 PM
The only way out is up: Get mortally wounded while fleeing up, and imagine your unconscious body clinging to the wall/cliff/etc till you stop emoting and idle fall to your death.

Out of the pan, into the fire: Survive fleeing from ten+ foes into a room where you are immediately attacked by five+ more.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Delirium on January 15, 2018, 07:03:55 PM
NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
Be so effective as a mundane antagonist PC that characters start rumors that you're a mindbender/sorcerer/magicker.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Armaddict on January 15, 2018, 07:08:23 PM
I was gonna post some to those exact effects too, JDM.

"Get killed by someone you trained."
and
"Get killed by your own clan."

You beat me to it!
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: WarriorPoet on January 15, 2018, 11:08:28 PM
Caravan Banksy:
Arrange more than five severed heads outside the Gaj. Separately or as a group.

My body is hideous!
Full mudsex session without removing any gear.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Classclown on January 16, 2018, 04:07:50 PM
In Tuluk, I once walked into the fancy noble tavern not only sans pants, but also with an extra tdesc of a very graphic nature...

Oh, and Mixed Messages - Talk what you meant to way at a bar, or vice versa.

Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: LucildaHunta on January 16, 2018, 04:22:51 PM
Scroll of Death- participate in a mass combat (5+ pcs), lag, scroll through the combat spam to discover you're dead.

The Return- participate in a mass combat, disengage during the lag and walk away only to rejoin the fight after a couple of pcs and spam have died down.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: perfecto on January 16, 2018, 06:07:38 PM
"my body is Hideous" hahahah Yesss

Starting off Right!  Spend all your starter coins on a badass sword and promptly get yourself killed with no armor on.

Born Slippy  Pickpocket ten thousand sids worth of stuff in a single session.

Banker  Carry so much weight in coins from your hideout or clan residence that you have to stop and rest at least twice on your way to the bank.

If a tree dies in a forest..  Get killed while resting while you've gotten up to make a coffee or grab a beer.

I'm pretty good at "Oww that stings" Successfully poison yourself and then die because you can't find a cure in time.

I'm the new guy!  Kill a clanned PC and then dress in their colours, convince another member of the clan that you're brand new and "follow" them into said compound, robbing them blind.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: WarriorPoet on January 16, 2018, 06:30:41 PM
Please Leave a Message:
Go AFK for 2 minutes and return to find a way from Lord Neverlogson that you have been waiting on for 3 rl months.  Now you can't contact him.

And What?
Kill someone that EVERYONE KNOWS you killed, but they can't prove shit so what?

Kingslayer/Mountain Mashup
Kill or threaten to kill someone's vnpc child.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Rahnevyn on January 16, 2018, 07:46:20 PM
The Curse of Ginka:
On a long lived character, begin a plot line, submit a description change or ask for some other sort of staff involvement. Then promptly die.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Pale Horse on January 16, 2018, 08:30:02 PM
Quote from: Rahnevyn on January 16, 2018, 07:46:20 PM
The Curse of Ginka:
On a long lived character, begin a plot line, submit a description change or ask for some other sort of staff involvement. Then promptly die.

The Curse is real!  The Curse is real!!
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Grogerif on January 16, 2018, 08:45:17 PM
Solo : Play a character who never talks to or interacts with another PC for least an IG month.  While playing at least an hour a day.

An Outfit an hour: Play a character who changes his clothes on a regular basis.  From rinth rat, grebber, to noble Aide, all in a day's work.

The stench is likely deadly. : Play a character who has never removed an article of clothing,  for IG years.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Eyeball on January 17, 2018, 02:35:03 AM
Quote from: Grogerif on January 16, 2018, 08:45:17 PM
The stench is likely deadly. : Play a character who has never removed an article of clothing,  for IG years.

This is probably nearly everyone. Even aides. Few worry about simulating hygiene, just as few worry about simulating defecating.

EDIT: maybe not so much 'removed' as never changed to something new though.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: perfecto on January 19, 2018, 05:06:24 AM
Quote from: Eyeball on January 17, 2018, 02:35:03 AM
Quote from: Grogerif on January 16, 2018, 08:45:17 PM
The stench is likely deadly. : Play a character who has never removed an article of clothing,  for IG years.

This is probably nearly everyone. Even aides. Few worry about simulating hygiene, just as few worry about simulating defecating.

EDIT: maybe not so much 'removed' as never changed to something new though.

Can we PLEASE get a -insta-uncurable-poison- added to those boots for whatever poor sod that picks them up? 
kicks in auto after 20 days played without changing boots.   8)

"shit he died?  how'd he go?"

Bootzn

emote Shudders
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Hauwke on January 19, 2018, 05:40:31 AM
This guy is -still- alive!?! - Survive as a front liner in the Byn for more than 5 IG years.

Latrine lover  - Be a Runner more than once with the same character.

Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Speciation on January 19, 2018, 08:50:05 AM
So... Much... Walking... - Become a Trooper as a city elf in the Byn.

Elf Diaper Bag Duty - Be the Runner who has to pack the elf's tent on your mount.

Sparring is Life - Win 20 spars in a row. Bonus points for always using a shield.

Salt in the Wound - Fail a bandage with the cloth your rations came in.

The Camel - Have three separate people drink waterskins you filled.

The Byn has an Archery Range? - Hit the target dummy in the Byn archery range.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Inks on January 19, 2018, 12:09:18 PM
You're the man now dawg: Successfully eliminate a sponsored role for IC reasons.


Everyone has aides: Successfully mudsex 3 different sponsored roles as a noble's aide.


Paint it black: Equip 10 different stealthy pieces of equipment.


Short but sweet: Recieve three kudos as a dwarf pc.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Namino on January 19, 2018, 12:34:01 PM
Conservationist - attempt to coup de grace an aggressive animal while forgetting you have mercy on and your whole clan is watching

With a pencil.  A f*cking pencil - forget you're wielding your skinning knife and use it to kill a carru.

He went thataway - help "investigate" a crime you committed
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: ShaLeah on January 20, 2018, 12:22:13 PM
This is exactly what I wanted to achieve with the Reddit post I made to promote Armageddon (https://redd.it/7p0a3z) and maybe get some new players. If you Reddit please share some of the old stories with us in more detail! Least a year old please.

Here's my Been there, Done that list:

Quote from: Veselka on January 14, 2018, 06:22:32 PM
The Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else

The Royal Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation with a Noble or Templar, while banging someone else

The Royal Under-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation, while banging a Noble or Templar.

Quote from: MatisseOrOtherwise on January 14, 2018, 06:29:11 PM

Glutton for Punishment - Get your max HP beneath 50.

The Ultimate Handwave - Don't sleep for an entire in-game year.


Quote from: KittenLicks on January 14, 2018, 06:35:18 PM
I hate bugs - Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle.

Welcome to Armageddon! - Die.

Quote from: James de Monet on January 15, 2018, 03:17:45 AM
"Star-Crossed Lovers"
Accidentally "kiss" someone you're trying to "kill".  (This doesn't happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)

"The Full Monty"
Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems.

Quote from: sleepyhead on January 15, 2018, 11:22:41 AM
"...So What Now?"
Get locked in someone's apartment after they quit unexpectedly/go linkdead.

"Clever Girl"
Make a witty movie reference about raptors that surely no one has ever heard before.

"The Obsidian-Haired, Knife-Nosed Templar"
Mistarget a noble or templar in your emote.

Quote from: Armaddict on January 15, 2018, 01:52:18 PM
IT IS...PRECIOUS TO ME:
Wear an enchanted ring

Quote from: Rahnevyn on January 15, 2018, 05:20:46 PM
"Merely a Flesh Wound!"
Get knocked to below 10 hp and live.

"'Tis But a Scratch!"
Die to a hit that "barely grazes" or "nicks" you.

Quote from: WarriorPoet on January 15, 2018, 11:08:28 PM
My body is hideous!
Full mudsex session without removing any gear.

Quote from: Classclown on January 16, 2018, 04:07:50 PM
Mixed Messages - Talk what you meant to way at a bar, or vice versa.

Quote from: perfecto on January 16, 2018, 06:07:38 PM
I'm pretty good at "Oww that stings" Successfully poison yourself and then die because you can't find a cure in time.

Quote from: Pale Horse on January 16, 2018, 08:30:02 PM
Quote from: Rahnevyn on January 16, 2018, 07:46:20 PM
The Curse of Ginka:
On a long lived character, begin a plot line, submit a description change or ask for some other sort of staff involvement. Then promptly die.

The Curse is real!  The Curse is real!!

Quote from: Eyeball on January 17, 2018, 02:35:03 AM
Quote from: Grogerif on January 16, 2018, 08:45:17 PM
The stench is likely deadly. : Play a character who has never removed an article of clothing,  for IG years.

This is probably nearly everyone. Even aides. Few worry about simulating hygiene, just as few worry about simulating defecating.

EDIT: maybe not so much 'removed' as never changed to something new though.


THESE are some of my achievements:

"Dumb and Dumber" - Prove your human boss is dumber than you HG... because she lets you drive a wagon right off the shield wall.

"Whaaaaat? I can't hear you!" - Wear a LOT of enchanted stuff.

"Were you afraid I'd kick your ass?!" - Got killed while AFK during an actual scene, not insta-ganked.

"The Cherry Plucker" - Play the character with whom FTBers cross over.

"Dearly Departed" - Been in someone's head when they got dead.

"That's just fucking cruel" - Been Way taunting someone while they're getting dead.

"Lucky Bastard" - Had a noble's bastard.

"The Messiah" - Play a truly sacrificial character.

"Roleplay Enforcer" - Make an exception to the rule character HOPING people will play by the rules AND THEY DO.

"The Rule Breaker" - Make an exception to the rule character that makes it really hard for others to stick to the standard.

"The Gick Lover" - Have characters fall in deep mad love with 'gicks.

"The Synergist" - Play the character that incites major change in the lives of others.

"The Venus" - Play the character that inspires true love in others who have never otherwise experienced it with any of their characters.

"The Erida" - Play that bitch that inspires true loathsome hate in others.








Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Eyeball on January 20, 2018, 01:28:40 PM
"Labor of Hercules" - Get the guard skill to branch, having chosen the Protector subguild.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Grogerif on January 20, 2018, 05:28:58 PM
Virgin:  Never have mudsex with any of your characters.

Confirmed Virgin:  Play more then sixty characters who have never had sex.

I'll always come back to you:  Have kids with the same IG character with two different characters of yours.

Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: SuchDragonWow on January 21, 2018, 06:40:51 PM
"Hey, You Dropped Something!"
Parry or block an arrow, wield it, and kill your attacker with it.

"There's Something Fishy About This Place ... "
Find a body of water in-game.

"Dying To Meet You"
Meet a Nilazi in-game.

"Malapropist"
Use a large word in your main description that doesn't make sense or match the definition of that word.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Kankfly on January 22, 2018, 02:32:06 AM
Are You Watching? - Constant use of hemote.
Fully Fleshed PC - Constant use of emotes, hemotes, semotes, thinks, feels, and the biography tool.
I Know Everything And You Don't - Obviously, everyone is wrong but you. You are always right.
Sexy And You Know It - Ignore realism and deck yourself out in pretty things/armor, in every single slot in your equipment list.
Weather? What Weather? - Ignore your surroundings and deck yourself in inappropriate but sexy things.
I'm Actually An Avatar - Wear one outfit for the rest of your PC's life.
This Is Actually A H&S - Kill one PC for no reason. Just because you can.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: James de Monet on January 22, 2018, 05:44:59 AM
I think we've gone over to the bad place.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Dracul on January 22, 2018, 06:59:45 PM
I'm a fan *starts making checkmarks*
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: BadSkeelz on January 22, 2018, 11:11:17 PM
Quit OOC: play the game without looking at the forums, discord,  talking to other players, etc at all
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Envy on January 22, 2018, 11:49:13 PM
Excalibur: Spend a bunch of coin on a sword, only to lose it within a IC month.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Tenacious on January 23, 2018, 12:26:18 AM
Quote from: BadSkeelz on January 22, 2018, 11:11:17 PM
Quit OOC: play the game without looking at the forums, discord,  talking to other players, etc at all

I think anyone that reads that just failed.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Namino on January 23, 2018, 01:46:32 AM
I know kung fu: Wonder how the novice is hitting you so hard in a spar, only realizing after your first offense round you only emoted equipping your weapon instead of doing so codedly.

Benedict Arnold: Get confused in a group fight and frag one of your own people
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Cabooze on January 23, 2018, 01:47:53 AM
Completely Oblivious - Forage for salt while in the same room as one or more salt worm.

Gentle Giants - Have mega-fauna (Mek/Met/*redacted*) walk through a room you reside in, without trying to kill you.

I have the power of God and Anime on my side - Emote out a combat pose toward another PC/NPC, causing them to leave you alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlwda9S58Lg

Hunter's Ire - Have a random creature wander into your room and devour a corpse you were just about to skin.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Kankfly on January 23, 2018, 08:39:00 AM
Fuck Magick: In all of your arm life, you've never played a gicker.
Freudian Slip: Accidentally used 'necker' IG after the necker ban.
This Isn't Working for Me: Store 5 times in a row because you can't get hooked.
It's Only My Fourth PC!: All of your PCs last at least 1 RL year with regular playtimes. Yes. Including your throwaways.
Oscar-Worthy: Know something OOC but still does it IC, because your PC has no way of knowing.
Muls Have Tears? So do their bondmates: Made a mul and their bondmate cry.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Decadent Decisions on March 05, 2018, 03:21:21 PM
The Lady Killer/Black Widow - Kill your adored partner/mate/lover.

Was That Hot for You? - Light them on fire when things get frisky.

Alley-oop - Set up someone's murder in retaliation for your death just before they kill you, and succeed.

Breakfast of Champions - Visit Denny's.

Get Bent - Actually kill your beloved friend when they tell you they're a mindbender.

Good Game - Pat someone on the back that is unconscious/helpless just before you kill them.

I could go on. Some of other peoples', I've done. This stuff makes me laugh.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: chrisdcoulombe on March 05, 2018, 04:18:45 PM
Beetle herder Fall in a hole with your mount and try to subdue it when it can't climb out.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: ShaiHulud on March 05, 2018, 07:41:02 PM
The Ultimate Sap: Six gith enter from over a dune, and you are trying to Way your troubled lover.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Grapes on March 05, 2018, 10:11:59 PM
Shouldn't be banging dwarves. I'm surprised by how many of the extremely difficult ones I've, managed completely by accident.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: tapas on March 13, 2018, 02:25:10 PM
Immersion Intervention: Tell someone conversing at length in ooc chat to stop.

Come Revel in your Power: Be force killed by staff.

Final Objective: After resurrection by staff, keep your generated "was killed by" objective for novelty reasons.

Final Objection: After achieving Final Objective, receive a request from staff to update your objective.

Murder, Something, Betrayal: Bribe someone. Anyone! With anything other than mudsex.

The State of Politics in Allanak: Bribe someone with mudsex...
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Decadent Decisions on October 14, 2020, 02:41:51 AM
Necroing this thread, just because I can and I want to see what new achievements people have managed since two years ago. Last time we got some gems on here.

A couple of my new achievements:

Walk the Plank!: Put down a mutiny of your minions violently.

Doubling Dumb: Play equally dumb when someone plays dumb in attempt to get spell lists through loose IC questions.

Uno Reverse Card: Murder someone during their attempt to surprise gank you.

Right in the Mouth: Make people acknowledge a few PCs aren't a thousand people.

Falcon Punch: Initiate life and death combat unarmed, realize that, win anyways.

Not Everyone Dies During Their Sleep: Sleep out in the open, and don't pay the ultimate price for it.

There Can Only Be One: Use the who command, and be the only one online.

Bros Before Hoes: Kill your best friend, and then kill his girlfriend.

No Fly Zone: Survive multiple murder attempts by a whiran.

My Old Nemesis: Fall on your face drunk so much you give up leaving the tavern.

You Ain't John Wicke: Kill someone's mount, and then kill them.

Cinema Scenes: Share a goodbye with a friend, while the bugs eat them alive.

Honorary Gangster: Provide a service to a gang without joining them or answering to them.

Gang Warfare: Take yo squad to fight a squad.

Cracking a Cold One: Sex atop a pile of corpses with a nilazi.

No Way!: Find a place where psionics don't work.

I Fear No Man, But: Have something bring the fear to you.

It's Over 9000!: Get found out by a fellow mage's eye-magick, in a public place where it's illegal.

Fake News: Read someone's vaguebooking angry rants about their murder on the GDB.

You Can't Censor Me: Murder someone and have them post on the not-GDB about it.

Return to Sender: Pick up someone's arrow they shot at you and shoot it back at them.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: triste on October 14, 2020, 09:12:31 AM
Wow "Cracking a Cold One" is the only achievement I am jealous of in this whole thread.

Mine are all those pathetic, bronze-tier achievements you get when you die and stuff.

WARNING, a lot of this is NSFW but some of you might have a laugh.

A helping hand - Get negative account notes for giving a handjob in your clan's sparring area.
Friends in need are friends indeed - Get multiple negative account notes for kanking breeds or kanking as a breed.
Honorary four karma player - Get accused of playing a mindworm every time you play a character with above average wisdom. Then die for it.
Golden Girl - Get into some mudsex roleplay within 20 minutes of leaving char gen as a 60+ year old.
The Notorious C.R.I.M. P.C. - Have multiple posts about dead criminal PCs of yours on the Gaj gossip board in the same month.
This is why we can't have nice things - Ask staff for a thing and have them respond to your request by retconning and removing it from the entire game.
Agoraphilia - Be attacked by multiple creatures, with or without staff animation, while kanking outdoors (I've gotten this achievement like ten times).
Why don't you kill yourself - Kill yourself, on command, due to mental impairment (being a HG, mind-wormed).
Like tears in the rain... time to die - Log in twice after a crash to let a group of people trying to kill your obvious antagonist PC have a chance after they failed to kill your obvious antagonist PC twice.
Failing up - Get PKed within 5 IRL days of getting a sponsored role, most likely by your own subordinates.
Failing down - Die within one day of a sponsored role by... well...

[Edit / Disclaimer: this was an attempt at self deprecating humor. I have maybe three positive and genuinely good achievements and love this game.]
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Lotion on October 14, 2020, 03:40:03 PM
I died to what? Find an animal with a hard to spell name and no helpfile and die to it while trying to bring up the helpfile.

Too Gross: Get kicked out of the Gaj for sanitary reasons.

Cliff Master: Flee while at the top of the shield wall and don't fall off

Who needs cures? Survive having negative hitpoints while under the effect of bloodburn.

Dumbest Runner: Delay a Byn contract by over two ingame days because you don't have direction sense or face protection.

FOIC: [REDACTED]
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: HortaCulture on October 14, 2020, 04:24:16 PM
I have so many of these I wish they had badges like it was Steam so I could decorate my profile page.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Shalooonsh on October 14, 2020, 08:28:28 PM
Armception:  Play DnD online while also being logged in and actively roleplaying (no ruff crircle)
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Majikal on October 14, 2020, 09:40:34 PM
what's in the box!? - deliver your nemesis one of their minions heads, in a box
Can you hear me now? - deliver a speech to a paralyzed victim
Power rangers - get one of each element in your stupid crew
in the arms of an angel - be rescued by a whiran
*69 - contact someone on the way after they contacted you just to see if your online
Fifth of November - Help blow something up
Make it rain - Piss on Allanak from on high
Don't starve together - Work food into the mudsex session so you both don't starve
Straight from the hoes - mudsex a vivaduan for the water
Whistleblower - Oust your boss, to his boss, for the promotion.
Fighting Shady - Your kick at someone's kidneys sends them to the realm of Drov, as a Drovian
Final flight - Play the last full Whiran in Armageddon
They ain't so bad - successfully trade with gith
Long in the tooth - Your pc is the reason the Red Fangs are gone
Was that a dream? - login as your new pc, forgetting your old pc died yesterday, roleplay as old pc.
Night Terrors - Wake up in the middle of night scared you didn't log out
Peaceful driving - login from your phone while driving, scared you didn't log out before you left.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Krath on October 14, 2020, 11:09:58 PM
Displease the Gods - Killed by "Mortal Slayer"
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Thomoto on November 30, 2020, 11:33:26 AM
Owned: Roll a PC who gets dragged into a clan that they didn't want to join, get killed for the character hating their job and not doing it right.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: 7dwarves on November 30, 2020, 04:21:45 PM
Quote from: Majikal on October 14, 2020, 09:40:34 PM
They ain't so bad - successfully trade with gith

That one was the long term goal of my many a short term Red Fang ;(
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: chrisdcoulombe on May 06, 2021, 09:30:14 PM
Uno Reverse Card: Murder someone during their attempt to surprise gank you.
My Old Nemesis: Fall on your face drunk so much you give up leaving the tavern.
Honorary Gangster: Provide a service to a gang without joining them or answering to them.
Gang Warfare: Take yo squad to fight a squad.
I'm making my own
I get knocked down, but I get up again:  -9 hp, gets saved and goes on to have a long lived character.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Delirium on May 10, 2021, 03:57:44 PM
Hit the Bricks, Hot Stuff: Kill something with a flaming arrow.
I Was Feeling Stabby: Kill something with an ep'd arrow.


*some credit to Dan
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Lotion on May 10, 2021, 06:36:59 PM
Good endurance roll: Survive negative hitpoints while bloodburned.
Nastiest: Get kicked out of the Gaj for being too unsanitary.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: zealus on May 10, 2021, 06:58:44 PM
Quote from: Lotion on May 10, 2021, 06:36:59 PM
Good endurance roll: Survive negative hitpoints while bloodburned.

Yo-Yo: Go to -1 Hp from bloodburn. Fall asleep. 0. -1. 0. -1. 0. -1.....
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Fernandezj on May 10, 2021, 08:10:53 PM
Whira's Luck - have bloodburn leave your system naturally with >5 HP.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Iiyola on May 10, 2021, 08:31:58 PM
Nine lives - Survived a variety of assassination attempts from Rinthi to Noble. My aide was clearly VERY liked.
Setting up shop - Managed to have a shop/hangout created for my clan
What's in a name - Got whiran'd because I had the same keyword name as a famous, highly sought raider

Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: JohnMichaelHenry on May 10, 2021, 10:44:35 PM
I did this one!

Spice junkie - spend every starting sid on spice and snort all of it at once

(was this one listed? there's a lot now!)
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: BOXCARS on May 10, 2021, 11:24:05 PM

I Told Ya All But Ye Wouldn't Listen!: Make a foreboding prediction that turns out, with no personal effort, to be true.
Spiders, Spiders Everywhere: Attack an unrelated shadow.
No Kill Him, I'm The Real Me: Attack and kill another player due to keyword confusion (bonus points if it involves their name).
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Veselka on May 11, 2021, 12:02:18 AM
Welcome to ArmageddonMUD!: PC of some significance dies before even more significant actions IG take place that they would have been amazingly well suited for and you will feel about 5 years IRL of FOMO.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: zeia on May 12, 2021, 04:09:10 AM
A death too hot to handle - Die from eating a knobby red pepper. (Bonus points if it has happened with more than one character.)

Collared - Insult 'someone' so badly you wind up as their penned gladiator.

I want to be free - Get killed by your previously tamed mount, that went wild because you left it out during a reset, then tried to tame it and failed.

Enter the Matrix - Die from a glitch/error in the game. (Bonus points if your rez request was denied because people have already found you and you are considered dead)

What is WRONG with you? - As a human, kank more than 3 non humans. (E.g elf, breed, mul etc)





Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: triste on May 12, 2021, 08:37:53 AM
Don't press that button - when you accidentally run a command that crashes the entire game moments after you are told it will crash the entire game.

(https://i.ibb.co/TbR7QcX/18d5d3095792eadc53e56ecf194688df.jpg)
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Grogerif on May 12, 2021, 09:30:49 AM
Highlander Moment:  Login to the game while it is closed, not realizing it is closed. Type who and realize you are the only player in the game.  There can only be one! 
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: williamson on May 12, 2021, 11:06:11 AM
Quote from: Iiyola on May 10, 2021, 08:31:58 PM
What's in a name - Got whiran'd because I had the same keyword name as a famous, highly sought raider freedom fighter

I made a small correction.    ;)
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: BOXCARS on May 12, 2021, 08:52:01 PM

Psychic Helpfile: Helpfully teach another character about unusual/restricted knowledge you have no access to because it was in a helpfile.

Helper Contract Expired: Remind someone the color of the sky, or the fact they are casually drinking booze at the bar while clutching a heavy weapon in each hand. Bonus points if that person is you and you've been in a scene this way for ten minutes or more.

Navel Gazing: Look at yourself using 'l me' and end up looking at someone else.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Blackjack on May 13, 2021, 07:26:24 AM
Be out in the sands fighting a critter, get injured to below regen level, start freaking out about how you're gonna reach your destination - and then boom - night falls and it's too dark to see - and you get 2 hours IG to sleep out in the open and regen ;)
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Aruven on May 13, 2021, 08:04:11 AM
That's no moon... Use the line 'That's no moon" in-game during a moon related event.

All powerful daydreamer Lose a character with max tier spells to something insignificant whilst alt-tabbed or distracted from the MUD but still logged in.

Foresight Say or think about the unknown potential of your death and its cause accurately within 10 minutes of that event transpiring.

Big Game Hunter Successfully hunt a Bahamet, Mek, Silt-Horror, and Glowback with the same character.

Pack snack Get ripped up by a mob of 5 mantis or more.

Meat's back on the menu! Eat 5 different types of humanoid flesh with your character.

Zalanthas has talent Win a singing, dancing, or performance competition with your character.

Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: 314Red on May 13, 2021, 09:02:23 AM
What are the Odds? - Actually completed a dwarven focus!
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Grogerif on May 13, 2021, 03:01:37 PM
Quote from: Blackjack on May 13, 2021, 07:26:24 AM
Be out in the sands fighting a critter, get injured to below regen level, start freaking out about how you're gonna reach your destination - and then boom - night falls and it's too dark to see - and you get 2 hours IG to sleep out in the open and regen ;)

The night has eyes: Then get attacked by something with blind fighting.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Jarvis on May 13, 2021, 03:20:17 PM
Social Mountain Climbing - Seduce and mudsex a templar as a slave

Dentistry Aficionado - Beat and kill a creature unarmed whilst using gauntlets made out of its own teeth

Angered the bird god - Get swarmed and promptly killed by more than ten vultures

This is fine - Have your scan level up whilst you're alone in your own apartment room

Eat shit - Eat shit (and then die)
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Nao on May 13, 2021, 04:04:22 PM
Some that may also apply to other players:

Entertaining execution - die in the arena.
Zalanthan unicorn - die to a Gaj, outside the arena.
Important, in a bad way - get PKed.
Oops - accidentally kill another PC
Godly oops - get killed by a staff avatar that didn't mean to kill you. 
Stubborn - keep the same PC for a RL year or more, while actively playing.
Amos? Never heard of him! - hear all about your previous PC's exploits on multiple subsequent characters.
Dumb luck - get attacked by a half-giant gank squad of four or more, and live
Suicide watch - on the same character, fall into the sinkhole three or more times.
Kank the bird god! - get swarmed by a dozen vultures or more, and kill them all.
Combat dehydration - fail to kill your opponent for so long that you die from thirst, while having a full waterskin in your pack.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Shalooonsh on May 13, 2021, 04:23:59 PM
Where Everybody Knows Your Naaaaame  - Die on The Cuddler
Wicked Munchies  - Get thrown in The Nursery
Very Dangerous Over Short Distances - die as a d-elf on the Pah to a dwarf
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Lotion on May 14, 2021, 05:05:58 PM
Free mount! Log out without your mount hitched and log back in over eight hours later to find it still there.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Mellifera on June 12, 2021, 03:14:48 PM
Meta Fatale - As a single character, kill a player and then kiss their following character, or vice versa.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Lotion on June 14, 2021, 03:21:51 PM
Double Killed: Get pk'd twice on the same character
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Inks on July 29, 2021, 12:59:00 AM
HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN: Play a sponsored leader PC that dies in less than 1 week played.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: zealus on July 29, 2021, 08:46:46 AM
Quote from: Inks on July 29, 2021, 12:59:00 AM
HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN: Play a sponsored leader PC that dies in less than 1 week played.

11 days, but still. Think that counts  8)
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: ShaiHulud on November 07, 2022, 02:32:06 AM
Get it in your Head!
Seeing two dead old pcs, that were yours.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: HazelHomewrecker on November 07, 2022, 03:06:15 AM
Spawn-Killed: Die within 30 minutes of entering the game.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Case on November 07, 2022, 03:31:01 AM
Grunt:
Roleplay a dwarf 50 times

From the wild times I've shared with others in prison cells:

Prison Break:
While in a jail cell, upon failing to recognise a Templar as a Templar, believe it when the Templar suggests they're a crime boss who is pressganging you into their prison gang, and organise a prison break with them

I'm Interrogatin' Here:
Be pardoned of a crime because the Templar was interrupted by clearly illegal magicks cast by somebody else

Cool Story Bro:
Claim to be arrested because your dad was doing sleight of hand magic tricks in the bazaar

Criminal Alibi:
Claim that you didn't attempt to pickpocket a few coins from an elf, and that your only crime was punching a soldier during the arrest

Land of the Free:
Claim OOCly you cannot be arrested without due process because of the US Constitution
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: ShaiHulud on November 07, 2022, 03:36:04 AM
Quote from: Case on November 07, 2022, 03:31:01 AM
Grunt:
Roleplay a dwarf 50 times

From the wild times I've shared with others in prison cells:

Prison Break:
While in a jail cell, upon failing to recognise a Templar as a Templar, believe it when the Templar suggests they're a crime boss who is pressganging you into their prison gang, and organise a prison break with them

I'm Interrogatin' Here:

You are making me laugh. I'm so glad we resurrected. It's what this board needs. Keep it going!
Be pardoned of a crime because the Templar was interrupted by clearly illegal magicks cast by somebody else

Cool Story Bro:
Claim to be arrested because your dad was doing sleight of hand magic tricks in the bazaar

Criminal Alibi:
Claim that you didn't attempt to pickpocket a few coins from an elf, and that your only crime was punching a soldier during the arrest

Land of the Free:
Claim OOCly you cannot be arrested without due process because of the US Constitution

You're making me laugh! This is what this board needs! Thanks for helping resurrect :)
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: BadSkeelz on November 07, 2022, 05:11:58 AM
Quote from: Case on November 07, 2022, 03:31:01 AM
Grunt:
Roleplay a dwarf 50 times

From the wild times I've shared with others in prison cells:

Prison Break:
While in a jail cell, upon failing to recognise a Templar as a Templar, believe it when the Templar suggests they're a crime boss who is pressganging you into their prison gang, and organise a prison break with them

I'm Interrogatin' Here:
Be pardoned of a crime because the Templar was interrupted by clearly illegal magicks cast by somebody else

Cool Story Bro:
Claim to be arrested because your dad was doing sleight of hand magic tricks in the bazaar

Criminal Alibi:
Claim that you didn't attempt to pickpocket a few coins from an elf, and that your only crime was punching a soldier during the arrest

Land of the Free:
Claim OOCly you cannot be arrested without due process because of the US Constitution

Just following orders
As a soldier, misinterpret a threat from your commanding Templar at 3am local time and kill an unfortunate prisoner before anyone can stop you.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Inks on November 07, 2022, 05:22:53 AM
Good Taste Police Kill someone posting about a mindworm/sorcerer accusation in a tavern board post naming a specific PC before they have left town.

Specific Sleep Talker Emote about saying you did nothing wrong after a pc has knocked you out or dropped you to mortally wounded.
Title: Re: Armageddon Achievements
Post by: Inks on November 07, 2022, 05:35:03 AM
Quote from: Lotion on June 14, 2021, 03:21:51 PM
Double Killed: Get pk'd twice on the same character

Persistent Killer: Kill the same PC twice.

Ungemmable Magi Extroadinaire!: As a 0 karma player, emote doing magickal things in a tavern to impress the patrons. (Have definately seen this one you gorgeous newbie)

DIE MAJESTIC: Attend a combat HRPT with less than 2 days played.