HRPT

Started by Bogre, November 15, 2009, 10:40:20 PM

Another Holy Crap moment, brought to you by the imms of Arm.

*applauds*
Quote from: brytta.leofa on August 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
A glossy, black-shelled mantis says, in insectoid-accented sirihish,
  "You haven't picked enough cotton, friend."
Choose thy fate:

LIGHTS PLEASE!
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

What exactly does this mean?

I died a little bit before this happened but I saw the world echoes when I went to app a new char.

So what does rain really mean for Zalanthas?
Quote from: Morrolan on July 16, 2013, 01:43:41 AM
And there was some dwarf smoking spice, and I thought that was so scandalous because I'd only been playing in 'nak.


Means im not buying WAWA no more  ;D
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

What you would know if you were in contact with any other person in the known world:

- The world trembled and groaned, it seemed as if the very earth was in pain.

- A large shape crossed the sky, a huge shadow that was tinged with light at it's edges as it moved towards Suk-Krath, Lirathu and Jihae.

- The world shuddered and went dark. Silence reigned supreme for a short time.

- In the darkness moisture fell. Small droplets fell to the world below, rain came to the Known World.

- The Allanaki Senate is holding an emergency meeting in order to solve the water crisis. Some senators are proposing a bailout plan for the plunging water merchants.

Quote from: Vessol on December 05, 2009, 11:09:13 PM
- The world trembled and groaned, it seemed as if the very earth was in pain.

- A large shape crossed the sky, a huge shadow that was tinged with light at it's edges as it moved towards Suk-Krath, Lirathu and Jihae.

- The world shuddered and went dark. Silence reigned supreme for a short time.

- In the darkness moisture fell. Small droplets fell to the world below, rain came to the Known World.

That's exactly what happens to me and my body after a night of drinking.

In the same exact order.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

The crooked-backed, pale woman stumbles aimlessly down the street, her gaze a vacant stare.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

-In the streets, the commoner enjoyed a first...a bath. Oops, forgot the soap.-

This is awesome.
A staff member sends:
     "I hate you. :p"

I'll admit when I first saw

'A faint pattering sound can be heard from outside.'

When I was huddled inside a building hiding, I thought it was a grue come to eat me.

*cough*
- After a short time, the light rain ceased.

- The world remains dark.

This isn't good. THIEVES AND KILLERS GO DO YOUR BEST NOW!
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

One large says the world will eventually end in a flood. :)

It's too obvious :D
Quote from: Morrolan on July 16, 2013, 01:43:41 AM
And there was some dwarf smoking spice, and I thought that was so scandalous because I'd only been playing in 'nak.


Five large says yer wrong :P
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

By what name dost thou wish to hail?
Noah

So if you're tired of the same old story
Oh, turn some pages. - "Roll with the Changes," REO Speedwagon

Quote from: janeshephard on December 05, 2009, 11:29:04 PM
One large says the world will eventually end in a flood. :)

It's too obvious :D

Well if it does. The halflings will be the only survivors. Fucking ankle biters got an Ark stored away in that there forest..

Sonuvabitch.

I log out to watch a movie and the shit hits the fan without me.
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

I'm inventing umbrellas.
Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

I officially stake claim to the first Nakki Water Polo team. It's mine!
A staff member sends:
     "I hate you. :p"

I took a nap and missed everything so far.

you guys I'm shivering IRL
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.

Quote from: Gimfalisette on December 05, 2009, 11:54:28 PM
you guys I'm shivering IRL
I was from the start. I had no idea what was going on. This is one of those times playing Arm gets your adrenaline going big time.
A staff member sends:
     "I hate you. :p"

same, i did a dance, i jumped up in the air a few times and giggled and hit my legs together
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

I thought for a minute that I'd missed the HRPT and the admins had bumped it a day early. Oh I was pissed ... but looks like this is just a build up.
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.

Quote from: musashi on December 06, 2009, 12:00:31 AM
I thought for a minute that I'd missed the HRPT and the admins had bumped it a day early. Oh I was pissed ... but looks like this is just a build up.

Thats what I thought!! I hope your right.
Free your hate.

Well there goes my Special app :P
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

Quote from: Vessol on December 05, 2009, 11:34:44 PM
The halflings will be the only survivors.

Remember: don't get them wet and don't feed them after late at night.
So if you're tired of the same old story
Oh, turn some pages. - "Roll with the Changes," REO Speedwagon