HRPT

[jhunter]

The halflings will be the only survivors.

Remember: don't get them wet and don't feed them after late at night.

Oops...I think I know how the end will come... 

[Riev]

Considering the amount of players on right now, and the amount of what must be absolute chaos going on, I think staff is doing an amazing job keeping things in control and fun for those on right now.

[Nyr]

I'm busy providing comic relief.

[Adhira]

I was helping the rioters but me and my crew got distracted by that beggar outside the Traders. So profound. We all danced the Flame Cheese! dance.

[Nyr]

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doas hawker shout Buy Kadian silks!  We're open all night!

[Jdr]

I didn't even see the urge to log in on the GDB, I was just idly logging on to see if anyone wanted some poon-tang (that's all I do. Mudsex).

[razorback]

So it was Adhira that hit me in the head with a ginka fruit.

[Zoltan]

I character that I stored months ago would've gone absolutely mental over all of this.   Stupid Zoltan!

[morrigan]

And here I was going to go to bed early tonight to be rested for tomorrow.

[Gimfalisette]

When Adhira lives in your timezone, it pays to live there too. Or something.

[Rogerthat]

And I here is thinking of a good reason to tell my gf why I cant see her tmmrow.. havn't seen her in a few weeks.. Arm or Girlfriend.. Arm or girlfriend.. Sigh.

[morrigan]

And I here is thinking of a good reason to tell my gf why I cant see her tmmrow.. havn't seen her in a few weeks.. Arm or Girlfriend.. Arm or girlfriend.. Sigh.

Such an easy answer. There are millions of women..only one Arm.

[amish overlord]

And I here is thinking of a good reason to tell my gf why I cant see her tmmrow.. havn't seen her in a few weeks.. Arm or Girlfriend.. Arm or girlfriend.. Sigh.

Why not both, drag her into the game.

Amish Overlord 

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

look board

There are 6 messages on the board.

1 : [Thu Apr 25 12:19:31 2002] Templarate decrees
2 : [Fri Jun  6 15:54:11 2003] The Laws of Tuluk (Bakha)
3 : [Tue Dec 1 14:13:10 2009] Those Wacky Mages at it Again
4 : [Tue Dec 1 17:15:12 2009] Random Dude Needs Work, Tells Entire Populace
5 : [Fri Dec 4 22:14:55 2009] Kurac is Hiring, In Case You Forgot
6 : [Sat Dec 5 7:17:53 2009] Darkness Eternal

read board 6

Message 6: [Sat Dec 5 7:17:53 2009] Darkness Eternal
All bardic competitions are hereby postponed until further notice.
Thanks,
The Management.

[Gimfalisette]

ROFL

[Rogerthat]

Har har. She can barley speak english. Nor would she enjoy playing my games.. she would totally call me a nerd if she knew.

[amish overlord]

Har har. She can barley speak english. Nor would she enjoy playing my games.. she would totally call me a nerd if she knew.

But nerds are cool now!

Amish Overlord 

[Nile]

And I here is thinking of a good reason to tell my gf why I cant see her tmmrow.. havn't seen her in a few weeks.. Arm or Girlfriend.. Arm or girlfriend.. Sigh.

I plan on not answering my phone or leaving house until the HRPT is over and/or my character has died a bloody, gruesome death.

[Rogerthat]

Nerds are cool.. Sigh. What fun it will be telling her i cant come tomorrow.

[razorback]

And I here is thinking of a good reason to tell my gf why I cant see her tmmrow.. havn't seen her in a few weeks.. Arm or Girlfriend.. Arm or girlfriend.. Sigh.

I plan on not answering my phone or leaving house until the HRPT is over and/or my character has died a bloody, gruesome death.

I plan on drowning. 

[Bogre]

This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.

Is it like this
In death's other kingdom
Waking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

[number13]

Man, I wish I was still playing a certain character.  And I missed the good stuff entirely!

[HTX]

look board

There are 6 messages on the board.

1 : [Thu Apr 25 12:19:31 2002] Templarate decrees
2 : [Fri Jun  6 15:54:11 2003] The Laws of Tuluk (Bakha)
3 : [Tue Dec 1 14:13:10 2009] Those Wacky Mages at it Again
4 : [Tue Dec 1 17:15:12 2009] Random Dude Needs Work, Tells Entire Populace
5 : [Fri Dec 4 22:14:55 2009] Kurac is Hiring, In Case You Forgot
6 : [Sat Dec 5 7:17:53 2009] Darkness Eternal

Hahahahahahahaha.

High five.

[Spider]

I watched a movie and missed everything. Promised my girlfriend I wouldn't play tonight.

Note to self:
If you make any promises, do not read HRPT Happenings and Updates thread.

I don't think I'll be having sex for a couple days. Definitely not tomorrow.

~Den

[Durant]

You shouldn't have sex before a HRPT anyway, it severely impacts your ability to perform to your peak potential.