A crap idea...

Started by Spoon, July 10, 2006, 06:00:32 AM

Personally, I'm not one for PCs having coded shit. I can see quite a lot could be done with animals doing this every so often, but implementing it in PCs is possibly going a little too far. You can emote doing a crap if you want, but I don't think you need an item to prove it.

Quote from: "Hymwen"This thread is seriously silly, because it's serious, and also silly.

But if PC shitting gets implemented, I demand the following:

Shit-stained items
A "he/she smells like shit" sniff flag
The option of shitting on people, possibly with a hit/miss roll
Sun-baked shit-balls for use in slingshots

Shit-stained items flags are already in place. Join the T'zai Byn (or lurk in shitty areas) for more information. Additionally, if the monkey in you rears its ugly head, I encourage you to experiment with the throwability of manure/dung objects in-game.
Tlaloc
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QuoteHowever, this project got shelved as we realized every single animal in the world would need to have the script attached to it, and as silly as it sounds: the sheer number of animals crapping on ginka might have actually eaten up processor power, and lagged up the system.

Did anyone else shoot a beverage out of their nose when they read this?

Hot Dancer
Anonymous:  I don't get why magickers are so amazingly powerful in Arm.

Anonymous:  I mean... the concept of making one class completely dominating, and able to crush any other class after 5 days of power-playing, seems ridiculous to me.

Maybe someone said this already and I overlooked it, but it would be neat to have this somehow tied into tracking animals.

I realize you can RP out finding animal scat along with its tracks, but having it coded somehow would be nifty.
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Oh, turn some pages. - "Roll with the Changes," REO Speedwagon

Quote from: "Hot_Dancer"
QuoteHowever, this project got shelved as we realized every single animal in the world would need to have the script attached to it, and as silly as it sounds: the sheer number of animals crapping on ginka might have actually eaten up processor power, and lagged up the system.

Did anyone else shoot a beverage out of their nose when they read this?

Hot Dancer

Yup.
esperas: I wouldn't have gotten over the most-Arm-players-are-assholes viewpoint if I didn't get the chance to meet any.
   
   Cegar:   most Arm players are assholes.
   Ethean:   Most arm players are assholes.
     [edited]:   most arm players are assholes

Quote from: "Cuusardo"This is one of the things I'd rather not be forced to roleplay out.

I agree with Cuusardo.

As hilarious as the defecating animal idea is, you guys are way too fascinated with your own feces.  I would recommend half the folks on this thread to marry tubgirl.
Proud Owner of her Very Own Delirium.

This thread seriously needs a disclaimer or rating on it :(

That being said, if a templar or noble deficate and a commoner deficates who's shit wouldn't stink?  :lol:

The elf's.
esperas: I wouldn't have gotten over the most-Arm-players-are-assholes viewpoint if I didn't get the chance to meet any.
   
   Cegar:   most Arm players are assholes.
   Ethean:   Most arm players are assholes.
     [edited]:   most arm players are assholes

Quote from: "Tlaloc"Now we're at the "Hey, look, we can simulate LIFE!" stage.

This excites me.  :D
Amor Fati

Quote from: "Fnord"
Quote from: "Tlaloc"Now we're at the "Hey, look, we can simulate LIFE!" stage.

This excites me.  :D

SimDesert.
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


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