magickers were responsible for that moment this morning when I stubbed my toe on the corner of my desk. my shoelaces got tangled and that was their fault too. also, every time I drop all the kalan slices on the floor instead of mushing them up into jam? magickers.
#thanksmagickers
edit: wait I just read your bracketed text. If this is actually going to be a serious thread then I deeply apologize. I'm now 0-2 for responding in a topical and intelligent way to magicker threads today.
That time my Byn Sergeant lead everyone into a room FULL of hidden desert tarantulas... Totally Magickers! #thanksmagickers
Magickers stole my chance to die with my clan and made me sit through a laser light show instead.
#thanksmagickers
Quote from: BadSkeelz on July 28, 2015, 09:10:40 PM
Magickers stole my chance to die with my clan and made me sit through a laser light show instead.
#thanksmagickers
this is what I'm looking for, keep it up folks!
Quote from: Bushranger on July 28, 2015, 09:04:59 PM
That time my Byn Sergeant lead everyone into a room FULL of hidden desert tarantulas... Totally Magickers! #thanksmagickers
#thankswarriors you mean
How do SO many people fall in that chasm and it never, ever gets full? Totally magickers.
the cooler at the gas station i stop at every morning to get my drink has been broken for two days
#thanksmagickers
magickers ruined mundane combat for me and now I can't play any more half-breed rangers. #thanksmagickers
magickers made getting water too easy
#thanksmagickers
empty bags that fill my apartment to capacity
#thanksmagickers
my pregnancy had complications
#thanksmagickers
The dingo ate my baby.
#thanksmagickers
Quote from: Lizzie on July 29, 2015, 10:08:56 PM
The dingo ate my baby.
#thanksmagickers
I think this one wins!
I came back to Arm after a long, long time and I thought "Maybe I should roll up a magicker"
#thanksmagickers
I use to say I would never play gicks and then I did and seldom go back.
#thanksdirtygicks
I haven't branched a skill in ten days played!
#thanksmagickers
My fingers wiggle nonstop now, I think I got it!
#thanksmagickers
I keep failing when I want to make money and succeeding when I want to raise a skill. #thanksmagickers
I wore my sunglasses at night. Still couldn't.
#thanksmagickers
I got tossed in the Allanaki dungeons because the default wear location of my gloves was my belt and everyone could see my starhands.
#thanksmagickers
I never get to practice bandage because everyone just uses Vivaduns Vivaudans Vaginanas water mages.
#thanksmagickers
I got takeout, and someone put mayonnaise on my food.
#thanksmagickers #noyoumayonot
(http://i.imgur.com/qbHvXrp.jpg)
#thanksmagickers
one time the game crashed after I'd just woken up from being unconscious. I re-entered the game awake but with a knockout counter on, so I could look around and talk but couldn't stand or move until my eyes fluttered open while fully conscious. #thanksmagickers
The time I an entire bedroom.
#thanksmagickers
Once you mudsex with magicker cantrips all other mudsex seems routine and boring.
#thanksmagickers
Come onnnnnnnn... did you REALLY think I'd post about anything ELSE? Fuggedahbahtit!
Quote from: ShaLeah on August 12, 2015, 11:55:19 AM
Once you mudsex with magicker cantrips all other mudsex seems routine and boring.
#thanksmagickers
Especially defiler and Nilazi cantrips! Those really spice things up, in the bring a barf bag kind of way.
Quote from: wizturbo on August 12, 2015, 05:34:03 PM
Especially defiler and Nilazi cantrips! Those really spice things up, in the bring a barf bag kind of way.
It's glorious, in the most disgusting way possible. All those clammy hands and rotten stench kisses.
10/10, would fade again.
Bottomed as a Rukkian once. Wished up to have our characters fall through the stone second floor, no staff response.
#thanksmagickers
Couple of magickers discussing a gemmed's newborn.
http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=5290 (http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=5290)
#thanksmagickers
Quote from: Delirium on August 12, 2015, 05:49:27 PM
Quote from: wizturbo on August 12, 2015, 05:34:03 PM
Especially defiler and Nilazi cantrips! Those really spice things up, in the bring a barf bag kind of way.
It's glorious, in the most disgusting way possible. All those clammy hands and rotten stench kisses.
10/10, would fade again.
All I can think is like
http://i.imgur.com/PHqFAxv.jpg
Quote from: Nergal
08/15/2015
It is now harder to find clean water when foraging for food
#thanksmagickers
Someone's buried the red flowers under the tiny red flowers. Again!!!
#thanksmajickers
Quote from: whitt on August 15, 2015, 02:25:33 PM
Quote from: Nergal
08/15/2015
It is now harder to find clean water when foraging for food
#thanksmagickers
I think that was #thankswitchhunters actually.
But still.
My mother in-law is a defiler
My daughter is an Elkrosian
My son is a Drovian I think
My wife is a PSI
I am in hell.
#thanksmagickers
Quote from: shadeoux on August 11, 2015, 05:30:45 PM
My fingers wiggle nonstop now, I think I got it!
#thanksmagickers
remove hands pants
But...ipad battery died right in the middle of...something important.
#thanksmagickers (elkran bastard stealing my electricity)
Quote from: Wday on August 19, 2015, 08:00:44 PM
My mother in-law is a defiler
My daughter is an Elkrosian
My son is a Drovian I think
My wife is a PSI
I am in hell.
#thanksmagickers
Guild sniff harder
#thanksmagickers
Washed car today and it rained.
#thanksmagickers
My character did something preeetty weird because its player (hey that's me) missed an important detail in a tdescription. #thanksmagickers
Clan went hunting for magickers on a night I decided not to log in and they all wound up getting eaten by mantis.
#thanksmagickers
I went from peckish to very hungry all the sudden just as I started mudsexxing, now I gotta work this travel cake into the scene or suffer low hp.
#thanksmagickers
This guy I was stalking, discretely pulled out a travel cake while mudsexing, then ate it!
#thanksmagickers
Magickers must be responsible for our poor #16 rank on Top Mud Sites. (http://www.topmudsites.com/cgi-bin/topmuds/rankem.cgi?id=sanvean) #thanksmagickers
we have 6 times more votes on TMC as competitors that have 4 times more votes as us on TMS.
(https://i.imgur.com/RBxutZI.gif)
#thanksmagickers
The stat I prioritized last ended up being the lowest! No fair! #thanksmagickers
I've been script-foraging for salt for hours now and I know every coded echo by heart, whatever it is I just saw has to be magick and/or staff trying to kill me (with magick)! #thanksmagickers
My 200 days played mul warrior/sorcerer still can't get the high score in Giant's Fist.
#thanksmagickers
Another thread on magick.
#thanksmagickers
mudsex thread devolves into discussion of baby-eating... #thanksmagickers
Kept awake until 3am on a work night only to find an abandoned camp with no babies in it to kill.
#thanksmagickers
Having your camp burnt to the ground and having to survive in the wastes with your ex-boss's kid, with only gurth for company. DID I ASK FOR PARENT RP?
#thanksmagickers
I am flaccid and the promises of Whatsisname to 'stiffen my wick' were all lies.
Fucking thanks magickers. :(