Blaming Magickers for Stuff [non serious edition]

Started by LauraMars, July 28, 2015, 09:00:59 PM

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July 28, 2015, 09:00:59 PM Last Edit: July 28, 2015, 09:03:23 PM by LauraMars
magickers were responsible for that moment this morning when I stubbed my toe on the corner of my desk.  my shoelaces got tangled and that was their fault too.  also, every time I drop all the kalan slices on the floor instead of mushing them up into jam? magickers.

#thanksmagickers

edit: wait I just read your bracketed text. If this is actually going to be a serious thread then I deeply apologize. I'm now 0-2 for responding in a topical and intelligent way to magicker threads today.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
July 28, 2015, 09:04:59 PM #1
That time my Byn Sergeant lead everyone into a room FULL of hidden desert tarantulas... Totally Magickers! #thanksmagickers
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
July 28, 2015, 09:10:40 PM #2
Magickers stole my chance to die with my clan and made me sit through a laser light show instead.

#thanksmagickers
July 28, 2015, 09:12:46 PM #3
Quote from: BadSkeelz on July 28, 2015, 09:10:40 PM
Magickers stole my chance to die with my clan and made me sit through a laser light show instead.

#thanksmagickers

this is what I'm looking for, keep it up folks!
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
July 29, 2015, 12:07:17 AM #4
Quote from: Bushranger on July 28, 2015, 09:04:59 PM
That time my Byn Sergeant lead everyone into a room FULL of hidden desert tarantulas... Totally Magickers! #thanksmagickers

#thankswarriors you mean
Quote from: WarriorPoet
I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: SmuzI come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: VanthSynthesis, you scare me a little bit.
July 29, 2015, 09:06:13 AM #5
How do SO many people fall in that chasm and it never, ever gets full? Totally magickers.
July 29, 2015, 09:59:53 AM #6
the cooler at the gas station i stop at every morning to get my drink has been broken for two days

#thanksmagickers
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.
July 29, 2015, 10:10:52 AM #7
magickers ruined mundane combat for me and now I can't play any more half-breed rangers. #thanksmagickers
July 29, 2015, 11:33:49 AM #8
magickers made getting water too easy

#thanksmagickers

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"
July 29, 2015, 09:44:58 PM #9
empty bags that fill my apartment to capacity

#thanksmagickers
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
July 29, 2015, 10:08:35 PM #10
my pregnancy had complications

#thanksmagickers

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"
July 29, 2015, 10:08:56 PM #11
The dingo ate my baby.
#thanksmagickers
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.
July 29, 2015, 10:25:42 PM #12
Quote from: Lizzie on July 29, 2015, 10:08:56 PM
The dingo ate my baby.
#thanksmagickers

I think this one wins!
August 08, 2015, 04:03:04 AM #13
I came back to Arm after a long, long time and I thought "Maybe I should roll up a magicker"

#thanksmagickers
Back from a long retirement
August 08, 2015, 01:20:12 PM #14
I use to say I would never play gicks and then I did and seldom go back.

#thanksdirtygicks
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
August 08, 2015, 01:29:43 PM #15
I haven't branched a skill in ten days played!

#thanksmagickers
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
August 11, 2015, 05:30:45 PM #16
My fingers wiggle nonstop now, I think I got it!
#thanksmagickers
Two dwarves get into a small fist-fray over who owns a pile of dung at the roadside.

You think:
     "Get your shit together"
August 11, 2015, 05:48:01 PM #17
I keep failing when I want to make money and succeeding when I want to raise a skill. #thanksmagickers
August 11, 2015, 06:28:30 PM #18
I wore my sunglasses at night.  Still couldn't.
#thanksmagickers
Quote from: BadSkeelz
Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.
August 11, 2015, 07:35:26 PM #19
I got tossed in the Allanaki dungeons because the default wear location of my gloves was my belt and everyone could see my starhands.
#thanksmagickers
August 11, 2015, 07:43:37 PM #20
I never get to practice bandage because everyone just uses Vivaduns Vivaudans Vaginanas water mages.

#thanksmagickers
August 11, 2015, 07:49:43 PM #21
I got takeout, and someone put mayonnaise on my food.

#thanksmagickers #noyoumayonot
August 11, 2015, 10:15:44 PM #22


#thanksmagickers
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
August 12, 2015, 01:35:43 AM #23
one time the game crashed after I'd just woken up from being unconscious.  I re-entered the game awake but with a knockout counter on, so I could look around and talk but couldn't stand or move until my eyes fluttered open while fully conscious.  #thanksmagickers
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
August 12, 2015, 09:20:49 AM #24
The time I an entire bedroom.
#thanksmagickers
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