Blaming Magickers for Stuff [non serious edition]

Started by LauraMars, July 28, 2015, 09:00:59 PM

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August 12, 2015, 11:55:19 AM #25
Once you mudsex with magicker cantrips all other mudsex seems routine and boring.

#thanksmagickers

Come onnnnnnnn... did you REALLY think I'd post about anything ELSE? Fuggedahbahtit!
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
August 12, 2015, 05:34:03 PM #26
Quote from: ShaLeah on August 12, 2015, 11:55:19 AM
Once you mudsex with magicker cantrips all other mudsex seems routine and boring.

#thanksmagickers


Especially defiler and Nilazi cantrips!  Those really spice things up, in the bring a barf bag kind of way.
August 12, 2015, 05:49:27 PM #27
Quote from: wizturbo on August 12, 2015, 05:34:03 PM
Especially defiler and Nilazi cantrips!  Those really spice things up, in the bring a barf bag kind of way.

It's glorious, in the most disgusting way possible. All those clammy hands and rotten stench kisses.

10/10, would fade again.
August 12, 2015, 08:29:36 PM #28
Bottomed as a Rukkian once. Wished up to have our characters fall through the stone second floor, no staff response.

#thanksmagickers
August 13, 2015, 02:42:59 PM #29
Couple of magickers discussing a gemmed's newborn.

http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=5290

#thanksmagickers
Quote from: BadSkeelz
Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.
August 14, 2015, 08:32:02 AM #30
Quote from: Delirium on August 12, 2015, 05:49:27 PM
Quote from: wizturbo on August 12, 2015, 05:34:03 PM
Especially defiler and Nilazi cantrips!  Those really spice things up, in the bring a barf bag kind of way.

It's glorious, in the most disgusting way possible. All those clammy hands and rotten stench kisses.

10/10, would fade again.

All I can think is like
http://i.imgur.com/PHqFAxv.jpg
August 15, 2015, 02:25:33 PM #31
Quote from: Nergal
08/15/2015
It is now harder to find clean water when foraging for food

#thanksmagickers
Quote from: BadSkeelz
Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.
August 15, 2015, 04:10:00 PM #32
Someone's buried the red flowers under the tiny red flowers. Again!!!

#thanksmajickers
August 16, 2015, 02:00:48 PM #33
Quote from: whitt on August 15, 2015, 02:25:33 PM
Quote from: Nergal
08/15/2015
It is now harder to find clean water when foraging for food

#thanksmagickers

I think that was #thankswitchhunters actually.
But still.
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
August 19, 2015, 08:00:44 PM #34
My mother in-law is a defiler
My daughter is an Elkrosian
My son is a Drovian I think
My wife is a PSI

I am in hell.

#thanksmagickers
My characters are mean not me!
August 19, 2015, 09:01:18 PM #35
Quote from: shadeoux on August 11, 2015, 05:30:45 PM
My fingers wiggle nonstop now, I think I got it!
#thanksmagickers

remove hands pants


But...ipad battery died right in the middle of...something important. 
#thanksmagickers (elkran bastard stealing my electricity)
August 19, 2015, 10:40:25 PM #36
Quote from: Wday on August 19, 2015, 08:00:44 PM
My mother in-law is a defiler
My daughter is an Elkrosian
My son is a Drovian I think
My wife is a PSI

I am in hell.

#thanksmagickers


Guild sniff harder

#thanksmagickers

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"
August 24, 2015, 07:16:08 PM #37
Washed car today and it rained.

#thanksmagickers
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
September 03, 2015, 07:54:14 PM #38
My character did something preeetty weird because its player (hey that's me) missed an important detail in a tdescription.  #thanksmagickers
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
September 03, 2015, 07:58:39 PM #39
Clan went hunting for magickers on a night I decided not to log in and they all wound up getting eaten by mantis.

#thanksmagickers
September 03, 2015, 09:13:40 PM #40
I went from peckish to very hungry all the sudden just as I started mudsexxing, now I gotta work this travel cake into the scene or suffer low hp.

#thanksmagickers
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
September 04, 2015, 09:43:32 AM #41 Last Edit: September 04, 2015, 09:46:28 AM by shadeoux
This guy I was stalking, discretely pulled out a travel cake while mudsexing, then ate it!
#thanksmagickers
Two dwarves get into a small fist-fray over who owns a pile of dung at the roadside.

You think:
     "Get your shit together"
September 04, 2015, 09:45:43 AM #42
Magickers must be responsible for our poor #16 rank on Top Mud Sites. #thanksmagickers
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
September 04, 2015, 11:31:56 AM #43
we have 6 times more votes on TMC as competitors that have 4 times more votes as us on TMS.



#thanksmagickers
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
September 04, 2015, 11:32:49 AM #44
The stat I prioritized last ended up being the lowest! No fair! #thanksmagickers
September 04, 2015, 12:11:09 PM #45
I've been script-foraging for salt for hours now and I know every coded echo by heart, whatever it is I just saw has to be magick and/or staff trying to kill me (with magick)! #thanksmagickers
Quote from: Decameron on September 16, 2010, 04:47:50 PM
Character: "I've been working on building a new barracks for some tim-"
NPC: "Yeah, that fell through, sucks but YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIREEE!! FIRE-KANKS!!"
September 15, 2015, 01:21:25 PM #46
My 200 days played mul warrior/sorcerer still can't get the high score in Giant's Fist.

#thanksmagickers
September 20, 2015, 12:49:03 AM #47
Another thread on magick.

#thanksmagickers
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
September 21, 2015, 04:34:24 PM #48
mudsex thread devolves into discussion of baby-eating... #thanksmagickers
Quote from: BadSkeelz
Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.
September 21, 2015, 08:37:38 PM #49
Kept awake until 3am on a work night only to find an abandoned camp with no babies in it to kill.

#thanksmagickers
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