I don't always spar, but when I do, I turn mercy off.
I don't always mudsex elves, but when I do, I finish with a knife.
I don't always hang out with elementalists, but when I do, I try to get them to teach my mundane spells.
I don't always ride with the Byn, but when I do, I scramble for purchase.
I don't always log in, but when I do, I log out.
I don't always eat brainz, but when I sink my claws into your flesh, i'll be feasting tonight.
It's almost poetry!
I don't always drink Dos Equis, but when I do, I'm arrested by the templarate for knowing the letter X.
I don't always play from my phone when I have shoddy service
, but when I do, it
takes a while to move from room to room.
i dont always play dwafs, but when I due, I due it like this
I don't always ask for consent, but when I do, I make them regret it.
(I always ask for consent.)
I don't always idle, but when I
I don't always play mindbenders, but when I do, purple eared phonetic danger brooms, you know?
I don't always log in, but when I do I "who".
I don't always have lag, but when I do its on a trip from Allanak to Tuluk.
I don't always lay with scrab, but when I do, I use a dung ball for a pillow.
I don't always use the wrong command, but when I do, I walk east (dragging its kill behind it).
I don't always use alias accounts on the GDB, but when I do I make sure the avatars are creepy.
(http://www.techmeister.net/steve/ImageHost/32297424.jpg)
I don't always hide in taverns, but when I do, I semote pleasuring myself in a corner.
Quote from: SpyGuy on December 22, 2012, 05:09:50 AM
I don't always hide in taverns, but when I do, I semote pleasuring myself in a corner.
You mean you're not supposed to do this?
I don't always use words incorrectly, but when I do ... I giggle in bemusement.
I don't always play peak time, but when I do, I get PKed.
Quote from: Tuannon on December 22, 2012, 07:16:43 AM
Quote from: SpyGuy on December 22, 2012, 05:09:50 AM
I don't always hide in taverns, but when I do, I semote pleasuring myself in a corner.
You mean you're not supposed to do this?
Hide in taverns? Or pleasure yourself in the corner?
And to add: I don't always hunt raptors, but when I do, I loan them a sword.
I don't always pk but when I do I ">arrange corpse".
I don't always use the feel command, but when I do, I feel breasts.
I don't always lead others, but when I do, its over the edge.
West now (snickering with grim doom)
I don't always hide, but when I do, it's in the middle of a conversation.
I don't always hemote, but when I do, I hemote crotch.
>Hemote crotch.
You notice: The muscular man's crotch.
I don't always come up with cool character concepts and descriptions, but when I do, they die quickly.
Quote from: greasygemo on December 22, 2012, 07:38:08 PM
I don't always hemote phemote, but when I do, I hemote phemote crotch.
>phemote crotch.
You notice: The muscular man's crotch.
I dont always play like an elf, but ... actually, I do always play like an elf. Hrmh. I should look into some kind of help about that.
Quote from: Iiyola on December 22, 2012, 08:05:20 PM
Quote from: greasygemo on December 22, 2012, 07:38:08 PM
I don't always hemote phemote, but when I do, I hemote phemote crotch.
>phemote crotch.
You notice: The muscular man's crotch.
(http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Node_Page/images/1314029819767.png)
I don't always post on the GDB, but when I do, I prefer to ragequit.
I don't always post in political threads, but when I do, holy shit.
isfriday doesn't always play female characters, but when he does oh wait no he always does
I don't always fall off the Shield Wall, but when I do, it hurts.
I don't always fall off the shield wall but when I do I land on my neck.
I don't always make waifish teenage girls but when I do they are always magickers.
I don't always hand people their asses, but when I do, I wait to see if they emote accepting them.
Quote from: Dar on December 22, 2012, 08:43:00 PM
I dont always play like an elf, but ... actually, I do always play like an elf. Hrmh. I should look into some kind of help about that.
Here, settle on this couch. Dr. Akaramu will take care of you.
I don't always play mindbenders, but when I do, they're my most popular characters, loved throughout the Known.
I don't always craft, but when I do, I craft woody into wad.
I don't always skin [redacted], but when I do, it's because I'm a dirty magicker.
I don't always play mutants, but when I do, they're the most sexually appealing mutants you have ever met.
I don't always play throwaways, but when I do, they're my longest lived characters.
I don't always hit 2 on the number pad but when I do, I walk south and die with a pretty bad ass P.C.
I don't always flame, but GOD FUCK U FUCK MOTHER SUCK U ASSHAT!!! SAHDGAJHBGSJFD!!!
I don't always get kudos but when I do.. Well, nothing really, I never get kudos :(
My tears of sadness will go well with BBQ sauce and buttholes tonight :'(
I don't always play subguild_tailors, but when I do, something is always wrong with them.
I don't always play in Allanak, but when I do, I FIGHT FOR THE HIGHLOR*beep*
I don't always play in Tuluk, but when I---
I don't always ride a skimmer .... but when I do, I prefer to stand. Stay silty, my friends.
I don't always send kudos, but when I do, they're passive aggressive complaints.
Quote from: SpyGuy on December 24, 2012, 12:56:08 AM
I don't always send kudos, but when I do, they're passive aggressive complaints.
I don't always resolve these, but when I do, I usually reject them.
I don't always have my requests rejected, but when I do, I post an angry thread about it on the GDB.
Obviously I'm joking here. I've never sent or received a passive aggressive kudos. :-*
I don't always remember the sdescs/names of characters I mention in my character report, but when I do, I either remember them wrong, or come up with silly nicknames.
I don't always play Byn Sergeants, but when I do, Akaramu's character dies.
I don't always mention breasts in my mdesc, but when I do, I'm rich.
I don't always spar, but when I do, I don't emote.
I don't always spamlook in bars, but when I do, I look with (attention flickering away from conversation) [shadowed gaze meeting ^theirs under mysterious hoody shadows].
I don't always use feels & thinks, but when I do, my character becomes 10x more hilarious.
I don't always finish memes.
I don't always invite people to see my apartment, but when I do, it's bigger than they expected.
I don't always pkill, but when I do it's genocide.
I don't always give head, but when I do, its scrab.
I don't always use sparring weapons, but when I do I never unwield them.
I don't always have to go in the middle of playing, but when I do, It's -right- after combat.
I don't always idle in the sparring halls, but when I do, I set an awesome ldesc.
I don't always try to way clannies I see surfing the GDB during their usual login times, but when I do, I never find their mind.
I don't always walk east, but when I do, I'm dragging my kill behind.
I don't always drink, but when I do, it's agvat.
I don't always change fonts, but when I do, it's TrueType.
I don't always celebrate Githmas (out of fear of being killed on holidays)
... but when I do I eat the gifts left behind.
I don't always talk IC on the GDB, but when I do...it's entirely fictional. :-*
I don't always freak out OOCly, but when I do its about seeing "Your relationship to the land is neutral" every time I pull up >stat.
I don't always play 'rinthis, but when I do I don't die with dignity.
I don't always die of bloodburn, but when I do I try to leave my body somewhere it'll scare people before the hp hits 0.
I don't always >em dances.
But when I do...
...it's on your grave.
boog's comment rendered me unable to resist.
I don't always troll but when I do it's so full of passive aggressive !'s :)'s and LOL's it gives me the illusion of saying what I want without having to risk being banned from the forum.
I don't always play leadership roles, but when I do, real life bites me in the ass and I have to store.
I don't always pick up a large bag to spar, but when I do, its so I don't unrealistically completely tear them apart just sparring.
I don't always use NPCs to train my combat skills, but when I do, I prefer turaals.
I don't always respond to 'His Light' with 'Radiance'...
...but when I do, I always fear typoing 'Radish.'
I don't always make arrests, but when I do ... I wish the criminals were closer to the jail.
I don't always kill bahamets, but when I do, they kill me.
I don't always play an Aide. But when I do, I'm assassinated.
I don't always play a human tribal. But when I do my spirit animal kills me.
I don't always explore Zalanthas. But when i do, I fall down holes.
I don't always drop subtle hints on the GDB, but when I do, I do it like a Nakki.
Quote from: Fredd on December 31, 2012, 11:42:52 PM
I don't always explore Zalanthas. But when i do, I fall down holes.
I don't always wish you a Happy New Year...
...but when I do...
>wish all Happy New Year!
Quote from: Morrolan on January 01, 2013, 12:49:00 AM
I don't always wish you a Happy New Year...
...but when I do...
>wish all Happy New Year!
I don't always drink when i play arm, but when I do i die to a carru.
Quote from: Morrolan on January 01, 2013, 12:49:00 AM
I don't always wish you a Happy New Year...
...but when I do...
>wish all Happy New Year!
I totally did not do this... for reals. >.>
Quote from: i can haz mantis on January 01, 2013, 01:08:31 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on January 01, 2013, 12:49:00 AM
I don't always wish you a Happy New Year...
...but when I do...
>wish all Happy New Year!
I totally did not do this... for reals. >.>
I don't always reply to every Happy ____ wish, but when I do, half the people I try to reply to have logged off first. :'(
I don't always get amazingly fucking drunk, then sober up using my superhuman capabilities, then drive my wife home and proceed to re-drunk while she passes out in the recliner, but when I do, I fucking goddamn type without a single fucking typo for the rest of the goddamn night.
I don't always get into romantic relationships in-game, but when I do, it's exclusive because this one is special.
I don't always save logs, but when I do, I wish I had saved more. :'(
I dont always involve myself in 'serious' romantic plots in game. But when I do, one of three things happen. Either I die to something stupid very soon after. I try to kill my lover, being all conflicted about. They try to kill me. Always one of the three.
I don't always hit things tremendously hard, but when I do, I make sure Amos stands close enough that he gets a good splattering.
I don't always play stereotypes, but when I do, I play them to the hilt.
I don't always get all misty-eyed over Armageddon, but when I do it's because I'm reading a log of the death of a PC I recently animated for.
Traumatised for life.
>:(
I don't always mourn the loss of a PC, but when I do, it's because the game got a lot quieter afterwards.
I don't always play in clans, but when I do, I'm the boss.
Quote from: Calavera on January 25, 2013, 04:13:35 AM
I don't always get all misty-eyed over Armageddon, but when I do it's because I'm reading a log of the death of a PC I recently animated for.
Traumatised for life.
I do not always die in a way that makes one to facepalm themselves, but when I do ... it's Calavera doing the facepalming.
I don't always write character reports, but when I do, I'm paranoid for a week after.
I don't always play killers, but when I do everyone secretly wants to hug them.
Quote from: Scarecrow on January 26, 2013, 04:21:54 AM
I don't always write character reports, but when I do, I'm paranoid for a week after.
You have -no- idea.
Quote from: Cind on January 26, 2013, 10:15:24 AM
I don't always play killers, but when I do everyone secretly wants to hug them.
Hugs are not to be underestimated.
I don't always hug people, but when I do, I palm knife armsheath
I don't always obsess over the lineup of my worn items, but when I do, I like to make them all neat and the same length.
Quote from: Scarecrow on January 27, 2013, 04:30:47 PM
I don't always obsess over the lineup of my worn items, but when I do, I like to make them all neat and the same length.
+1
I don't always facepalm, but when I do, I get caught facepalming.. Every god damn time. >.>
I don't always get burned out, but when I do, it's right before awesome potential roles are posted.
I don't always do spec-apps, but when I do it's right before awesome potential roles are posted.
Quote from: AmandaGreathouse on January 28, 2013, 02:33:12 AM
I don't always get burned out, but when I do, it's right before awesome potential roles are posted.
+1
I don't always pine after role calls, but when I do, it's when I can't apply for it.
Quote from: Delirium on January 28, 2013, 05:53:30 PM
I don't always pine after role calls, but when I do, it's when I can't apply for it.
I don't always pine after role calls, but when I do, I'm lying about not pining after role calls.
I don't always solo RP, but when I do, it usually involves alcohol. ::)
I don't always solo RP, but when I do, it's because Calavera is mouth-breathing very close by.
I don't always have my PC make rash choices, but when I do, I'm all OOC mad at them later.
Quote from: greasygemo on January 28, 2013, 07:29:00 PM
I don't always solo RP, but when I do, it usually involves alcohol. ::)
or other disinhibitors
I don't always forget something important, but when I do... WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY ANYTHING? *f-you guys*
I don't always complain about other players, but when I do it's not a player complaint.
I don't always do something random, but when I do.. Wheeee!
I don't always think too much, but when I do.. I wish I hadn't.
Quote from: greasygemo on January 28, 2013, 07:29:00 PM
I don't always solo RP, but when I do, it usually involves alcohol. ::)
Alchohol has killed far to many of my pc's... Friends don't let friends Drink and Arm.
xD I didn't mean -I- was the one drinking...
I don't always kill strangers, but when I do
(http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z450/Habibou7/scalp2.jpg)
I TAKE THEIR HAIR!
Hair is the new boots.
I don't always have to roll a d20 for outcomes, but when I do.. There was only a 4% chance that could possibly happen WTF?!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dH0q9hvpVHg/R3_ohVcA9pI/AAAAAAAABVA/WlwrYYqWpLA/s320/dice.jpg)
I don't always lock the random Armageddon thoughts thread, but when I do, it seems to be on accident.
I don't always test out GDB changes, but when I do, it's in production.
Quote from: MeTekillot on February 14, 2013, 09:25:35 AM
I don't always lock the random Armageddon thoughts thread, but when I do, it seems to be on accident.
qft (and fixed, sorry)
I don't always change the forums layout, but when I do I make fredd make sure he has the right website.
XD
I don't always drop food in the sand while cooking, but when I do ... I pick it up and eat it.
Quote from: Norcal on February 13, 2013, 10:41:18 AM
I don't always kill strangers, but when I do
(http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z450/Habibou7/scalp2.jpg)
I TAKE THEIR HAIR!
Ooh, you found Boog's picture!
Quote from: ghostymudy on February 15, 2013, 05:56:16 AM
Quote from: Norcal on February 13, 2013, 10:41:18 AM
I don't always kill strangers, but when I do
(http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z450/Habibou7/scalp2.jpg)
I TAKE THEIR HAIR!
Ooh, you found Boog's picture!
Nope. Just her hair.
Bitch, please! You'd never get my fabulous hair. I'd cut you first!
(And omg, ghosty. I can't wait to get back into TS so I can shriek at you about cultural appropriation. Ahahaha. <3)
A more appropriate caption for that picture:
"I don't always whip my hair back and forth, but when I do, it's not my own."
I don't always listen to PC's jabber in another language but when I do, I hear, "Xuiiv, skkd krir outd, wug."
And I think, IC'ly: "The feck did that necker just say about Wug?"
And I think, OOC'ly: "Wug wug wug wug wug." and put on some dubstep.
The Tuluki elf bard sings, in Allundean,
"brrrrr, wug, wugwugwug fpppft,
wug wug wug,
zrn zrn zrnzunzun zuuuuunnn,
wugugugugugugug."
I don't always google Armageddon staff, but when I do I find out there are two of them!
(http://arnoldzwicky.s3.amazonaws.com/WugTest.jpg)
Wugi.
The plural of Wug is obviously wugwugwugwugwug.
Wuggles.
IMM's -are- mostly a dubstep song in my head..
Wug wug wug nnnnnyyyyyyyyrrrrrr wug wug wug nnnnnyyyyyyyrrrr wug wug wug
HishnHishnHishn HishnHishnHishn HishnHishnHishn
nnnnnyyyyyyyyrrrrrr
nnnnnyyyyyyyyrrrrrr
wug wug wug wug wug wug wug
A waggle of Wugs wandered wistfully westwards while whistling woefully. Wonder why wicked Wugs wander?
I admit it. I have nothing better to do.
They don't always derail threads with nonsense, but when they do, I gently lead them back on the right path.
I don't always drink beer, but when I do my vision goes black and I pass out from intoxication.
Quote from: Malken on February 19, 2013, 11:45:24 AM
They don't always derail threads with nonsense, but when they do, I gently lead them back on the right path.
OK fine <mutters>.
I don't always play human tribals, but when I do its always death by carru.
Heh, same here, Norcal.
I don't always play ridiculous marathon sessions,
But when I do, I have 2 days played within about 4 days.
I don't always bash, but when I do, I fight better sitting.
i've noticed that too.
I don't always get into my character, but when I do I forget that other people take time to type things out.
I don't always play Arm while listening to Punk Rock,
But when I do I take sid viciously.
Quote from: sprucebark on February 19, 2013, 11:13:22 PM
I don't always bash, but when I do, I fight better sitting.
I thought this was all in my head.
I don't always bash, but when I do, I sit there for awhile so I can heal.
I don't always kick, but when I do, I kick mekillots to death because their armor value adds to my damage.
I don't always disarm, but when I do, I never knock away the weapon because the whole skill is borked.
I don't always talk about bugs on the GDB, but when I do, they've been fixed for a long time now.
I don't always post in this thread, but when I do, I don't really add anything to it.
I don't always apply for sponsored roles, But when i do, I laugh when the people that get them vanish after a day.
I don't always bring back dead threads, but When I do, it's usualy because I was to lazy to make the Arm Meme.
I don't always run into a carru but when I do, they ..
A golden brown carru has arrived from the west.
A golden brown carru walks west.
..because I am the alpha, and they goddamn well know it.
Quote from: Twilight on February 25, 2013, 06:27:52 PM
I don't always bash, but when I do, I sit there for awhile so I can heal.
Along the same vein...
I don't always bash, but when I do, I stay sitting because I can still use the Way while I fight.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7160907520/h84AEAE3F/)
I don't always post from an alt account but when I do I mean it to be my main one and rarely catch it in time.
I don't always post, but when I do, I use my main account because I don't have an alt account.
I don't always craft an item with silk in the mdesc, but when I do, silk isn't even in the crafting recipe.
I don't always craft an item with wood in the mdesc, but when I do, the only item in the recipe is a single rock.
I don't always craft a large piece of furniture, but when I do, I only need a scrap of leather and a vine.
(Seriously, some of the craftables that made it into the game confuse the hell out of me. Really, I can make that out of only that? Did they even read the mdesc before they put that into the game? That thing has silk, wood, and stone written into it, but I only need one piece of wood to make it, am I magically shitting the silk and stone?)
Sidenote: Should we report those things or is that working as intended?
If we thought everything in the game was perfect, we wouldn't have typo, bug, or idea commands. Use 'em, D-man.
Quote from: Nyr on March 26, 2013, 10:29:58 AM
If we thought everything in the game was perfect, we wouldn't have typo, bug, or idea commands. Use 'em, D-man.
Use them I shall. 8)
I don't always need that thing, but when I do it's in the last of umpteen different containers I check.
Quote from: BadSkeelz on March 27, 2013, 12:29:08 AM
I don't always need that thing, but when I do it's in the last of umpteen different containers I check.
I don't always look for things, but when I do, I stop looking after I find it so it's always in the last one I check.
I don't always give mount tickets to others but, when I do, it's the wrong mount.
Quote from: Gunnerblaster on March 27, 2013, 01:39:19 AM
I don't always give mount tickets to others but, when I do, it's the wrong mount.
I hate that.
I don't always turn and run, but when I do, it's usually straight into a beetle/gith/spider/mantis etc.
I don't always play the exception, but when I do, it seems to be an assumption that it's way more exceptional than it is. :'(
I don't always get make a ton of sid in game, but when I do, most of it goes on food and water, actually.
I don't always play rangers, but when I do... carru.
I don't always play threats but when I do, I leave in findable weaknesses for others.
Quote from: The Silence of the Erdlus on March 28, 2013, 10:36:34 AM
I don't always play threats but when I do, I leave in findable weaknesses for others.
I don't always play political pc's, but when I do, I add a few skeletons to the closet ICly.
I don't always roleplay with shopkeeper NPCs, but when I do, I yell at them for being so rude when they say they don't want to buy what I am >offering.
I don't always play Armageddon, but when I do, they schedule server downtime for the next day.
I don't always lose my tool, but when I do, I forgot I was holding it and used it as a weapon
Quote from: Iiyola on March 28, 2013, 09:19:01 PM
I don't always lose my tool, but when I do, I forgot I was holding it and used it as a weapon
I don't always have a perverted mind, but when I do... oh, who am I kidding, I always have a perverted mind.
Quote from: Delirium on March 28, 2013, 09:22:35 PM
Quote from: Iiyola on March 28, 2013, 09:19:01 PM
I don't always lose my tool, but when I do, I forgot I was holding it and used it as a weapon
I don't always have a perverted mind, but when I do... oh, who am I kidding, I always have a perverted mind.
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130213005641/fallout/images/d/dd/Oh-you-93067263235.jpeg)
I don't always have to log out to eat dinner, but when I do, it's always right in the middle of a cool scene, and I log in again just as it ends.
Set your ">gone", and just follow the most badass person around. Then at least you can come back and read it, lol.
I did that once. Then... mantis head.
And you let that stop you? Hmmm.
Maybe I've been doing things wrong.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on March 28, 2013, 10:42:43 PM
Set your ">gone", and just follow the most badass person around. Then at least you can come back and read it, lol.
I did this during the HRPT that set Allanak on fire and drowned Tuluk. Except I was the most bad-ass person, and I was following a merchant.
I don't always sell the armor I loot from corpses, but when I do, I tend to use soap.
I don't always try to show off crafting an item at skill level Master in front of a crowd, but when I do - I fail terribly.
I don't always find a game I love, but when I do, it's Armageddon.
Quote from: Scarecrow on March 29, 2013, 05:15:43 AM
I don't always find a game movie I love, but when I do, it's Armageddon.
It's just the way he goes down that lift... it's so heroic.
I don't always wear a wide-brimmed hat, but when I do, it bears features characteristic of the southern branch of House Kadius.
I don't always have uninterrupted morning time to play Arm but when I do, we have downtime. :'(
I don't always resubmit my request, but when I do, I do it before Nyr has had a chance to reply to Morgenes' announcement, and I don't have a chance to put the original submission date in the subject line.
(I replied within the request with the original submission date after the fact, I hope that works just as well as I can't edit the subject line now.)
I don't always submit ridiculously long requests with original content and tons of logs, but when I do I make sure that I delete everything from my computer afterward so I don't have a back up...because...clutter.
I'm kidding. It's all backed up.
Maybe.
:'(
I don't always log into the GDB, but when I do, I have 212863278193627819367281963721 messages to catch up on.
Quote from: Maso on March 29, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
I don't always submit ridiculously long requests with original content and tons of logs, but when I do I make sure that I delete everything from my computer afterward so I don't have a back up...because...clutter.
I'm kidding. It's all backed up.
Maybe.
:'(
I'm not always ambiguous, but when I am, I'm not.
Seriously, though, I hope you find a copy.
I don't always rest in the wilderness while checking the internet but, when I do, a non-hostile NPC always enters the room giving me a near heart-attack.
I don't always play a ranger, but when I do, I open notepad to write up my next PC less than a day later.
Quote from: Hicksville Hoochie on March 31, 2013, 02:39:08 PM
I don't always play a ranger, but when I do, I open notepad to write up my next PC less than a day later.
I don't always taste, sip, and sniff, and when I don't I regret it?
I don't always celebrate April Fools Day, but when I do, it's with Adhira.
I don't always roleplay "graphic" scenes, but when I do... it will be in PG.
I don't always get bent out of shape, but when I do, it's usually on April Fools. Thanks Adhira!
I don't always alias, but when I do, it's for common typos.
i.e. alias sotp stop
I don't always by every kind of antidote, but when I do, I die of something completely poison-unrelated.
I don't always try to climb down walls, but when I do, I plummet to my death! *mantis head*
Quote from: Irulan on April 03, 2013, 12:56:31 PM
I don't always try to climb down walls, but when I do, I plummet to my death! *mantis head*
Quote from: Irulan on March 29, 2013, 10:46:49 PM
I don't always log into the GDB, but when I do, I have 212863278193627819367281963721 messages to catch up on.
I don't always welcome people back, but this time I did.
Thanks for braving the comm-static.
Quote from: Dalmeth on April 03, 2013, 02:21:58 PM
Quote from: Irulan on March 29, 2013, 10:46:49 PM
I don't always log into the GDB, but when I do, I have 212863278193627819367281963721 messages to catch up on.
I don't always welcome people back, but this time I did.
Thanks for braving the comm-static.
I don't always smile when I read messages, but :)
I don't always find games as enjoyable as this one, but when I do, I flesh out character concepts all day long. ;D
I don't always have every possible poison cure in the game, but when I do, killed by falling.
I don't always have a change to go on an epic journey with someone who's leaving first thing in the morning, but when I do I'm totally plastered.
Quote from: sprucebark on April 06, 2013, 10:08:46 PM
I don't always have every possible poison cure in the game, but when I do, killed by falling.
I don't always have every poison cure in the game, but when I do, I eat the wrong ones.
I don't always sit at the bar, but when I do it's the last barstool and no one says a word for the entire evening.
Be the change, Molten. :D
Sometimes it's tiring, or OOC, to be the one carrying the conversation.
I don't always respond to this thread, but when I do, it's a derail.
It just takes one person to kick things off most of the time.
I don't always use the think command, but when I do, I'm so drunk I can't see straight.
I don't always fall to my death, but when I do, I make a sound that I thought was a laugh, but my wife thought sounded like me choking.
I don't always die, but when I do, it's doing something stupid.
My characters don't always die, but when they do, I usually stored my PC.
I don't always slip ooc jokes into my roleplay, but when I do and the other person gets it, my inner geek gets all tingly. ;D
Quote from: Delirium on April 08, 2013, 03:27:51 AM
My characters don't always die, but when they do, I usually stored my PC.
I don't always sit at the bar when I play a ranger, but when I do, instead of typing 'stand' when it's time to go I type 'dismount'.
Hahaha. Done that so many times. :D
I don't always find more than one PC in a pub, but when I do, they all try to talk to me at the same time about different subjects.
I don't always engage in combat situations with several participants, but when I do..
...Wait.. How did I live through that? ???
And I read the log later to figure out what the hell happened there.
Quote from: Ben Arie on April 11, 2013, 03:51:45 AM
I don't always find more than one PC in a pub, but when I do, they all try to talk to me at the same time about different subjects.
Lol. This.
I don't always murder people, but when I do I corrupt and betray them first.
I don't always try to walk at dusk, but when I do it becomes night and...You stumble around in the darkness and lose your bearings.
Quote from: Fredd on April 12, 2013, 03:35:51 PM
I don't always try to walk at dusk, but when I do it becomes night and...You stumble around in the darkness and lose your bearings.
On a similar note:
I don't always decide to go to that little place called "outside", but when I do... You can't see a thing! Blistering sands swirl around you!
I don't always play muds, but when I do.. it's something ridiculously opaque and has the learning curve of a chinese instrument from 600 BC.
Quote from: muckguppy on April 12, 2013, 04:03:35 PM
I don't always play muds, but when I do.. it's something ridiculously opaque and has the learning curve of a chinese instrument from 600 BC.
You'll learn to love it. :D
Quote from: muckguppy on April 12, 2013, 04:03:35 PM
I don't always play muds, but when I do.. it's something ridiculously opaque and has the learning curve of a chinese instrument from 600 BC.
I don't always like new players, but when I do, I prefer to read their text in Dennis Miller's voice.
I don't always have to moderate this thread for hinting at or outright providing IC info, but when I do, I post about it here.
I don't always plot revenge but when I do its...
craft branch 2.branch 3.branch 4.branch 5.branch into fire
put dung fire
light fire
Shout DING DONG!
run
I don't always cast mon, but when I do, "Oh hell yeah!"
I don't always get excited that something I've been dying to see finished is done, but when I do,
I check every hour or so for like two whole days to find the people that need to help me, any one of them, and never can ;_;
(http://www.clashofthedragons.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4279&d=1337143215)
I don't always log in to hunt or forage, but when I do, it's late afternoon.
I don't always go to great lengths to RP everything and sing songs composed by myself in a tavern filled with PCs, but when I do, everyone is AFK.
Quote from: Ben Arie on April 13, 2013, 01:35:06 PM
I don't always go to great lengths to RP everything and sing songs composed by myself in a tavern filled with PCs, but when I do, everyone is AFK. I'm playing anti-social, city-hating, wilderness-loving loners.
I don't always experience awesome things, in-game, but when I do... I check the forums to see if anyone else was as stoked about it as I was.
Ah dun ah'ways wear da sari, bu' when Ah do, eht's brown n' red.
I don't always pause and try to understand what someone just said, in-game, but when I do, they're usually playing a dwarf.
I don't always survive life-or-death scenarios, but when I do, I was looking forward to the death scene.
I don't always take a break, but when I return, I feel like Gandalf at first light, on the fifth day, at dawn, to the East.
Quote from: Malken on April 17, 2013, 06:09:06 PM
I don't always take a break, but when I return, I feel like Gandalf at first light, on the fifth day, at dawn, to the East.
;D ;D ;D
I don't always take a break for a day or two, but when I return, my character has been "gone for weeks", ??? the whole city was looking for me 8) and I just have to roll with it! :o
I don't always swagger as I walk down the street, but when I do, I'm an elf with hide on.
I don't always understand this meme.
I don't always play a ranger, but when I do, I promise myself that it's the last one, really, this time, I swear.
I don't always find a new mud, but when I do I have to make an application and wait for it to be accepted.
I don't always make an application for a mud, but when I do it gets accepted first time
Welcome to Armageddon!
I don't always plan to PK someone but... Quick! Don't we have to find them and kill them within a certain time frame to increase the odds that they'll stay? ;)
I don't always join a new mud, but when I do it crashes
The MUD doesn't always crash but when it does, it's because fifty people turned scan on at once, looking for the new guy ;)
I don't always scan, but when I do, it's after a room echo that mentions 'someone'.
Quote from: MeTekillot on April 20, 2013, 08:18:40 PM
I don't always scan, but when I do, it's after a room echo that mentions 'someone'.
I don't always joiin an RP mud, but when I do I forget how to RP
I don't always troll the new guy, but when I do, I suggest they try..
(Wait for someone to scan.)
>phemote crotch
I don't always go days without reading the GBD but when I do, I waste far too much time catching up on RAT.
I don't always roleplay out every meal, but when I'm around a table full of people eating, I take fifteen minutes to type out a paragraph for every bite! :0
I don't always emote while taking, but when I do, it seems to be all nods and smiles.
I don't always I don't always, but when I do, I always but when I do, I always.
Quote from: Ben Arie on April 23, 2013, 10:12:32 AM
I don't always I don't always, but when I do, I always but when I do, I always.
Nice one.
Quote from: Barsook on April 23, 2013, 09:14:54 AM
I don't always emote while taking, but when I do, it seems to be all nods and smiles.
Tuluki?
Quote from: BuNutzCola on April 23, 2013, 11:14:31 AM
Quote from: Barsook on April 23, 2013, 09:14:54 AM
I don't always emote while taking, but when I do, it seems to be all nods and smiles.
Tuluki?
Maybe. But I think it's more of a player thing.
I don't always mumble when I talk, but when I do, you'll have to pay more attention now.
I don't always think about applying for staff, but when I do, I wouldn't want to store my current PC anyway.
I don't always want to play a sorceror, but when I do I think I would challenge Tek to a duel.
I don't always look at people, but when I do, I feel like an idiot because of the look echo.
I don't always make retarded points but ... YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND LAURA MARS EVERYONE ALWAYS NOTICES EVERYONE ELSE WHEN THEY LOOK AT THEM AT ALL TIMES IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!
Quote from: musashi on April 23, 2013, 10:55:02 PM
I don't always make retarded points but ... YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND LAURA MARS EVERYONE ALWAYS NOTICES EVERYONE ELSE WHEN THEY LOOK AT THEM AT ALL TIMES IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!
Chill your beans Mr. Capsface.
I don't always break the meme combo over jokes ... >_> ... but when I do, my name is Maso.
I don't always smell, but when I do, I'm musashi.
:D
I don't always giggle at the GDB, but when I do, I'm mildly drunk.
Quote from: Delirium on April 23, 2013, 11:10:35 PM
I don't always giggle at the GDB, but when I do, I'm fully drunk.
I don't always drink and Armageddon, but when I do, I'm totally plastered.
not really. that's a very bad idea.
Quote from: A random mulI don't always lose my cool, but when I do it's all the rage.
Quote from: Delirium on April 23, 2013, 11:25:26 PM
I don't always drink and Armageddon, but when I do, I'm totally plastered.
not really. that's a very bad idea.
I don't always drink and play arm, but when I do, i have to make a new pc by morning.
Quote from: LauraMars on April 23, 2013, 10:49:59 PM
I don't always look at people, but when I do, I feel like an idiot because of the look echo.
I don't always play ARM while sleepy and go to my bank job directly afterwards but when I do, I tell a customer thier account has a balance of five hundred and thirty four sids and dont even realize it happened..
I don't always write posts deconstructing perceived flaws in player approaches to viewing game world realities, but when I do, I decide it's not worth it.
I don't always write 30 lines replies to posts I completely disagree with, but when I do, I just write it all down in notepad, then delete it all. It's not worth it.
I don't always agree with Malken and Delirium, but when I do...oh hell, what am I saying? I always agree with Malken and Delirium.
I don't always form the triforce of unequivocal truths, but when I do, it's usually with the power of Delirium and LauraMars by my side.
I don't always type C at the lobby of the Armageddon Mud, but when I do, I have to type it again.
I don't always stay up super late but when I do there are 35 people on. :o
Quote from: Scarecrow on April 25, 2013, 12:52:12 AM
I don't always type C at the lobby of the Armageddon Mud, but when I do, I have to type it again.
Not anymore.
Quote from: Morgenes on April 25, 2013, 01:19:26 PM
Quote from: Scarecrow on April 25, 2013, 12:52:12 AM
I don't always type C at the lobby of the Armageddon Mud, but when I do, I have to type it again.
Not anymore.
Thanks for fixing the issue.
I don't always thank Nathvan ...
Quote from: musashi on April 26, 2013, 05:23:33 AM
I don't always thank Nathvan ...
... but when I think about doing it it's hoping he'll change the sdesc in my emotes to say you instead.
I don't always correct people about their grammar. But when I do, it's always about their apostrophe's.
I don't always mumble to myself. But when I do, I use the say command.
I don't always survive in mass battles where almost everyone else has died. But when I do, it's because I hid in a corner like a coward. A coward that survived mother fuckers!
I don't always get wryly amused at people talking about people correcting grammar using bad grammar, but when I do I see two instances of it.
I don't always order drinks in bars, but when I do, I use it as opportunity to train haggle.
Quote from: John on April 27, 2013, 06:54:56 AM
A coward that survived mother fuckers!
An onslaught of motherfuckers?
Quote from: John on April 27, 2013, 06:54:56 AM
I don't always correct people about their grammar. But when I do, it's always about their apostrophe's.
You correct the grammar of people's apostrophes?
Quote from: Maso on April 12, 2013, 04:36:33 PM
Quote from: muckguppy on April 12, 2013, 04:03:35 PM
I don't always play muds, but when I do.. it's something ridiculously opaque and has the learning curve of a chinese instrument from 600 BC.
You'll learn to love it. :D
Possibly my most favorite quite of all time.
I don't always receive kudos, but when I do, I know another player I interact with has probably died.
:'(
I don't always read through X-D's posts, but when I do, I hope to garner a fraction of his impeccable grasp of the code.
I removed a post here because it was discussing the recent death of a character.
Even when said posts are vague--and even if you're talking about dying in a cool way that you really liked!--I'm afraid we have to err on the side of caution because others may not know your character has died yet. If on the flipside you were posting about a death that wasn't cool that you didn't like, remember that the request tool is your friend and we investigate every player complaint sent our way.
Quote from: Calavera on May 02, 2013, 07:26:48 AM
I removed a post here because it was discussing the recent death of a character.
Even when said posts are vague--and even if you're talking about dying in a cool way that you really liked!--I'm afraid we have to err on the side of caution because others may not know your character has died yet. If on the flipside you were posting about a death that wasn't cool that you didn't like, remember that the request tool is your friend and we investigate every player complaint sent our way.
I don't always feel like something is directed at me but....
I don't always post on the discussion board, but when I do, I usually think I probably shouldn't have.
I don't always trip and fall and hurt myself...
but when I do, its because I'm at work... and I want to get out of working.
I don't always scramble for purchase but, when I do, I land on my neck.
I don't always have to name a time for an IG clan meeting, but when I do, I miss it! :-[
Quote from: Gunnerblaster on May 05, 2013, 05:23:58 AM
I don't always scramble for purchase but, when I do, I land on my neck.
Yes!
I don't always branch skills but when I do, I branch 3 in two days.
I don't always typo, but when I do, I make Adhira typo too.
Sorry! :(
I don't always think about Arm when I'm not playing, but when I do it's because...
I saw a dead bird on the sidewalk and thought about the body of a hawk lying sprawled in the grass here
I saw a quarter on the floor at work and my first reaction was to grab it up, then look around to make sure nobody saw me (I put it on the table)
I see a pair of shoes draped over a power line and think..."six sid"
Someone says "Crap" and I think I hear "Krath"
Someone drops something somewhere (any old piece of crap) and the scavenger in me thinks "Someone, somewhere would buy that..."
I pick up dog poop on a walk, put it in my smelly bag and think about how many more I need before I can go sell them
Quote from: Culinary Critic on May 13, 2013, 08:31:40 PM
I pick up dog poop on a walk, put it in my smelly bag and think about how many more I need before I can go sell them
This was great! Made me laugh ridiculously.
I don't always have to type "Kansas City," but when I do, it comes out "Kanksas City" until I fix it.
I don't always give up my shifts at work, but when I do the game is down. :-\
I don't always play Armageddon MUD, but when I do, I try to murder all the things.
I don't always play a woman, but when I do, I tear out your sexism and beat you to death with it.
You strike the tall, muscular man in the head with the tall, muscular man's sexism, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The tall, muscular man has been struck down!
say (expiring pitifully) You hit...like a girl...
Quote from: Zoan on May 14, 2013, 04:20:47 PM
say (expiring pitifully) You hit...like a girl...
The solution to the off-the-cuff genderism is to replace it (
verboten) with ageism (alive and well in Zalanthas).
"You hit like a kid!"
OOC That's 'cause my 13-year-old character's stats are lousy!
Quote from: Morrolan on May 14, 2013, 04:27:49 PM
Quote from: Zoan on May 14, 2013, 04:20:47 PM
say (expiring pitifully) You hit...like a girl...
The solution to the off-the-cuff genderism is to replace it (verboten) with ageism (alive and well in Zalanthas).
"You hit like a kid!"
OOC That's 'cause my 13-year-old character's stats are lousy!
I replace it with in game gender neutral insults. "You hit like a silky Fale Aide!", "You hit like a Tuluki! It was so subtle I didn't even feel it!"
Quote from: MeTekillot on May 14, 2013, 04:18:42 PM
You strike the tall, muscular man in the head with the tall, muscular man's sexism, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The tall, muscular man has been struck down!
My eyes...Dear god my eyes....
I don't always RP hanging around bars, but when I do the RP keeps me grinning from ear to ear. You guys rock.
Edit: Wrong thread
I don't always roll PCs with good stats, but when I do, holy shit.
I don't always roll Absolute Incredible, but when I do, it's agility on a dwarf or strength on an elf.
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 16, 2013, 11:02:44 PM
I don't always roll Absolute Incredible, but when I do, it's agility on a dwarf or strength on an elf.
This is the best, man. There's nothign quite like a dwrf who hits like a dwarf... and is faster than your human.
I don't always roll mediocre stats, but when I do, I can skill up faster because of all the dodges!
Edited to add: (I actually have a one for one ratio of mediocre stats, imo)
I don't always spend time foraging, but when I do, I run out of emotes.
I use forage as a think and feel fest. I got over all my plans in game and how my PC intends to carry them out.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37898556.jpg)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/131/399/fry.PNG)
I don't always buy silk but when I do, the humanoid mummified in silk wrappings lies here.
Quote from: Irulan on May 16, 2013, 11:47:30 PM
I don't always spend time foraging, but when I do, I run out of emotes.
I don't always use /history, but when I do, it's to recycle previous forage emotes.
Quote from: razorback on May 19, 2013, 12:31:55 AM
Quote from: Irulan on May 16, 2013, 11:47:30 PM
I don't always spend time foraging, but when I do, I run out of emotes.
I don't always use /history, but when I do, it's to recycle previous forage emotes.
I don't always forage.
I don't always try a different guild from Ranger....but when I do, I usually wish I was playing a ranger.
Quote from: Irulan on May 20, 2013, 06:57:18 PM
I don't always try a different guild from Ranger....but when I do, I usually wish I was playing a ranger.
I don't always get happy when I hear about someone playing the game again, but when I do it's you.
Quote from: Fredd on May 20, 2013, 07:09:46 PM
Quote from: Irulan on May 20, 2013, 06:57:18 PM
I don't always try a different guild from Ranger....but when I do, I usually wish I was playing a ranger.
I don't always get happy when I hear about someone playing the game again, but when I do it's you.
:D