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May 05, 2013, 03:46:43 AM #300
I don't always trip and fall and hurt myself...

but when I do, its because I'm at work... and I want to get out of working.
The glowing Nessalin Nebula flickers eternally overhead.
This Angers The Shade of Nessalin.
May 05, 2013, 05:23:58 AM #301
I don't always scramble for purchase but, when I do, I land on my neck.
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Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

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She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
May 05, 2013, 05:26:06 AM #302
I don't always have to name a time for an IG clan meeting, but when I do, I miss it!  :-[
Your vision goes black.

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

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May 05, 2013, 10:03:17 PM #303
Quote from: Gunnerblaster on May 05, 2013, 05:23:58 AM
I don't always scramble for purchase but, when I do, I land on my neck.
Yes!
Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
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Inara: "Thank you for the wine. It's very... fresh."

Mal: "To Kaylee, and her inter-engine fermentation system."
May 08, 2013, 01:58:43 AM #304
I don't always branch skills but when I do, I branch 3 in two days.
Q  : Where do you piss?
Yam: On elves.
Q  : And if the area, lacks elves at the given time?
Yam: Scan.
May 10, 2013, 01:45:20 AM #305
I don't always typo, but when I do, I make Adhira typo too.

Sorry!  :(
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May 13, 2013, 08:31:40 PM #306
I don't always think about Arm when I'm not playing, but when I do it's because...

I saw a dead bird on the sidewalk and thought about the body of a hawk lying sprawled in the grass here
I saw a quarter on the floor at work and my first reaction was to grab it up, then look around to make sure nobody saw me (I put it on the table)
I see a pair of shoes draped over a power line and think..."six sid"
Someone says "Crap" and I think I hear "Krath"
Someone drops something somewhere (any old piece of crap) and the scavenger in me thinks "Someone, somewhere would buy that..."
I pick up dog poop on a walk, put it in my smelly bag and think about how many more I need before I can go sell them
May 14, 2013, 01:42:37 AM #307
Quote from: Culinary Critic on May 13, 2013, 08:31:40 PM

I pick up dog poop on a walk, put it in my smelly bag and think about how many more I need before I can go sell them

This was great! Made me laugh ridiculously.
May 14, 2013, 02:56:15 PM #308
I don't always have to type "Kansas City," but when I do, it comes out "Kanksas City" until I fix it.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
May 14, 2013, 04:02:35 PM #309
I don't always give up my shifts at work, but when I do the game is down.  :-\
May 14, 2013, 04:04:29 PM #310
I don't always play Armageddon MUD, but when I do, I try to murder all the things.
You notice: A war beetle squeezes out an Orin-sized ball of dung.
May 14, 2013, 04:10:55 PM #311
I don't always play a woman, but when I do, I tear out your sexism and beat you to death with it.
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
May 14, 2013, 04:18:42 PM #312
You strike the tall, muscular man in the head with the tall, muscular man's sexism, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The tall, muscular man has been struck down!
May 14, 2013, 04:20:47 PM #313
say (expiring pitifully) You hit...like a girl...
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May 14, 2013, 04:27:49 PM #314
Quote from: Zoan on May 14, 2013, 04:20:47 PM
say (expiring pitifully) You hit...like a girl...

The solution to the off-the-cuff genderism is to replace it (verboten) with ageism (alive and well in Zalanthas).

"You hit like a kid!"

OOC That's 'cause my 13-year-old character's stats are lousy!
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
May 14, 2013, 04:30:45 PM #315
Quote from: Morrolan on May 14, 2013, 04:27:49 PM
Quote from: Zoan on May 14, 2013, 04:20:47 PM
say (expiring pitifully) You hit...like a girl...

The solution to the off-the-cuff genderism is to replace it (verboten) with ageism (alive and well in Zalanthas).

"You hit like a kid!"

OOC That's 'cause my 13-year-old character's stats are lousy!

I replace it with in game gender neutral insults.  "You hit like a silky Fale Aide!", "You hit like a Tuluki!  It was so subtle I didn't even feel it!"
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May 14, 2013, 05:36:06 PM #316
Quote from: MeTekillot on May 14, 2013, 04:18:42 PM
You strike the tall, muscular man in the head with the tall, muscular man's sexism, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The tall, muscular man has been struck down!


My eyes...Dear god my eyes....
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died
May 14, 2013, 09:11:51 PM #317
I don't always RP hanging around bars, but when I do the RP keeps me grinning from ear to ear.  You guys rock.
May 16, 2013, 10:44:22 PM #318
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May 16, 2013, 10:58:56 PM #319
I don't always roll PCs with good stats, but when I do, holy shit.
Someone says, out of character:
     "Sorry, was a wolf outside, had to warn someone."

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May 16, 2013, 11:02:44 PM #320
I don't always roll Absolute Incredible, but when I do, it's agility on a dwarf or strength on an elf.
May 16, 2013, 11:43:17 PM #321
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 16, 2013, 11:02:44 PM
I don't always roll Absolute Incredible, but when I do, it's agility on a dwarf or strength on an elf.

This is the best, man. There's nothign quite like a dwrf who hits like a dwarf... and is faster than your human.
May 16, 2013, 11:46:44 PM #322
I don't always roll mediocre stats, but when I do, I can skill up faster because of all the dodges!

Edited to add: (I actually have a one for one ratio of mediocre stats, imo)
May 16, 2013, 11:47:30 PM #323
I don't always spend time foraging, but when I do, I run out of emotes.
Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
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Inara: "Thank you for the wine. It's very... fresh."

Mal: "To Kaylee, and her inter-engine fermentation system."
May 16, 2013, 11:55:55 PM #324
I use forage as a think and feel fest. I got over all my plans in game and how my PC intends to carry them out.
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