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December 31, 2012, 01:54:41 AM #75
I don't always play leadership roles, but when I do, real life bites me in the ass and I have to store.
All the world will be your enemy. When they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.
December 31, 2012, 08:57:38 PM #76
I don't always pick up a large bag to spar, but when I do, its so I don't unrealistically completely tear them apart just sparring.
Evolution ends when stupidity is no longer fatal."
December 31, 2012, 09:02:26 PM #77
I don't always use NPCs to train my combat skills, but when I do, I prefer turaals.
December 31, 2012, 09:03:32 PM #78
I don't always respond to 'His Light' with 'Radiance'...

...but when I do, I always fear typoing 'Radish.'
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.
December 31, 2012, 09:48:45 PM #79
I don't always make arrests, but when I do ... I wish the criminals were closer to the jail.
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Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
December 31, 2012, 09:48:55 PM #80
I don't always kill bahamets, but when I do, they kill me.
I have learned that one can, in fact, typo to death.

Quote from: KismeticTuluk is not Inception, the text experience.
December 31, 2012, 11:42:52 PM #81 Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 11:49:05 PM by Fredd
I don't always play an Aide. But when I do, I'm assassinated.

I don't always play a human tribal. But when I do my spirit animal kills me.

I don't always explore Zalanthas. But when i do, I fall down holes.
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died
December 31, 2012, 11:47:21 PM #82
I don't always drop subtle hints on the GDB, but when I do, I do it like a Nakki.
Evolution ends when stupidity is no longer fatal."
December 31, 2012, 11:54:05 PM #83
Quote from: Fredd on December 31, 2012, 11:42:52 PM
I don't always explore Zalanthas. But when i do, I fall down holes.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points
December 31, 2012, 11:54:39 PM #84
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January 01, 2013, 12:49:00 AM #85
I don't always wish you a Happy New Year...

...but when I do...

>wish all Happy New Year!
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
January 01, 2013, 01:02:23 AM #86
Quote from: Morrolan on January 01, 2013, 12:49:00 AM
I don't always wish you a Happy New Year...

...but when I do...

>wish all Happy New Year!

I don't always drink when i play arm, but when I do i die to a carru.
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died
January 01, 2013, 01:08:31 AM #87
Quote from: Morrolan on January 01, 2013, 12:49:00 AM
I don't always wish you a Happy New Year...

...but when I do...

>wish all Happy New Year!

I totally did not do this... for reals. >.>
Choppin muthafuckaz up with mandibles since 1995.
January 01, 2013, 03:37:46 AM #88
Quote from: i can haz mantis on January 01, 2013, 01:08:31 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on January 01, 2013, 12:49:00 AM
I don't always wish you a Happy New Year...

...but when I do...

>wish all Happy New Year!

I totally did not do this... for reals. >.>


I don't always reply to every Happy ____ wish, but when I do, half the people I try to reply to have logged off first.  :'(
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January 01, 2013, 03:41:11 AM #89
I don't always get amazingly fucking drunk, then sober up using my superhuman capabilities, then drive my wife home and proceed to re-drunk while she passes out in the recliner, but when I do, I fucking goddamn type without a single fucking typo for the rest of the goddamn night.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
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Stop being shitty to each other.
January 21, 2013, 01:30:19 AM #90
I don't always get into romantic relationships in-game, but when I do, it's exclusive because this one is special.
January 22, 2013, 01:36:27 AM #91
I don't always save logs, but when I do, I wish I had saved more.  :'(
I have learned that one can, in fact, typo to death.

Quote from: KismeticTuluk is not Inception, the text experience.
January 22, 2013, 07:14:54 AM #92
I dont always involve myself in 'serious' romantic plots in game. But when I do, one of three things happen. Either I die to something stupid very soon after. I try to kill my lover, being all conflicted about. They try to kill me. Always one of the three.
January 24, 2013, 12:59:32 PM #93
I don't always hit things tremendously hard, but when I do, I make sure Amos stands close enough that he gets a good splattering.
I have learned that one can, in fact, typo to death.

Quote from: KismeticTuluk is not Inception, the text experience.
January 24, 2013, 01:01:20 PM #94
I don't always play stereotypes, but when I do, I play them to the hilt.
January 25, 2013, 04:13:35 AM #95
I don't always get all misty-eyed over Armageddon, but when I do it's because I'm reading a log of the death of a PC I recently animated for.

Traumatised for life.
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January 25, 2013, 01:17:34 PM #96
 >:(
"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently, some would say more correctly." - Jemaine Clement. FOTC.
January 25, 2013, 01:19:26 PM #97
I don't always mourn the loss of a PC, but when I do, it's because the game got a lot quieter afterwards.
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January 25, 2013, 09:57:33 PM #98
I don't always play in clans, but when I do, I'm the boss.
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
January 25, 2013, 10:06:16 PM #99
Quote from: Calavera on January 25, 2013, 04:13:35 AM
I don't always get all misty-eyed over Armageddon, but when I do it's because I'm reading a log of the death of a PC I recently animated for.

Traumatised for life.


I do not always die in a way that makes one to facepalm themselves, but when I do ... it's Calavera doing the facepalming.
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