Alright. Theres ALOT of room for parody with d-elf names. Come up with funny ones here!
Tall Halfling
Squatting Braxat
One of my friends played a desert elf named 'Wahzap'. And he was an Elkrosian.
stoned tregil : Rukkian
Quirri-Bait
Runs-From-Jozhals
Appears-Wasted.
Kah-Kah Head
Dances With 'Toks
sprinting gurth
drunken ritikki
smiling bamuk
Runs Into Arrows
Steals-Virgins
Trampled-Under-Inix
Vomits Uncontrollably.
Hide and Shik
Little-big-elf
Can't Stand Still
Always Runs
Rides No Kank
Two Toks fucking
I feel sorry for all the Dark Sun elves that get named after the first interesting thing they do.
Poop Smell Lingers
Loves-Kanks-Too-Much
Falls Down
Tangled in Thorns
Broken
Humps-a-lot *wiki wiki wiki*
Prefers Older Men
Has Your Shit Already
Chases Your Argosy
Makes Breeds with Your Mother
The tall, handsome elf arrives from the north.
The tall, handsome elf bows deeply before you, and then looks at you with a wry and wide smile.
The tall, handsome elf says to you, in southern-accented sirihish, "Hello, round-ear. I am Makes Breeds with Your Mother. You want to hear the story of how I got my name?"
Fucks With Ear
Eats Raptors
Hideous One
Costs Eighty Sid
Shit Running
Three Leg
He Who Falls From Cliff
Climbs but Slips
Stole All Kanks
Quote from: Majikal on February 07, 2011, 02:24:04 AM
Climbs but Slips
Stole All Kanks
that's one hell of a thief.
i would be willing to bet on this with real money also.
Walks Softly
-
And her brother
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Carries a Big Stick
Falls down walls.
Always Seems Upwind
Catches Arrows (this one could be a compliment or an insult, depending)
Dujat Mouth
Mantis Head
*Beep* (hhmm, when some one asks your name, Beep them in response)
Thank you for playing armageddon!
Falls Into Sinkhole
^
From Behind
Very Cool Mask
Falls Into Sinkhole and Very Cool Mask win.
Quote from: Thunkkin on February 07, 2011, 09:15:22 AM
Always Seems Upwind
I so want to app a d-elf with a gland disorder and "smelly" in his sdesc now.
Brain of Half Giant
Squats on Silks
Runs While Hard
Choking Tregil
Staggers While Hunting
Runs Into Cacti
Eats Delicious Babies
Becomes The Hunted
Mood is Angry
Stroking tregil
jerks gurth fat
Prehistoric Dog.
Muhahahaha.
Lord Templar
Legolas
Templar's kank
Kanking Templar
Faithful Kanker
Cuddles with Bamuk Pups
Trips Before Waiting 'Kore
Mother Drank Black 'Kore
Saddled on Carru Antlers
Piss Drunk
Rides His Hand
Screams At The Sight of Howls At Death
Hidden in Shade of Arrows.
Runs Like Stump
Sun Stumbler
City Elf
Bamuk Fister
He Who Fumbles Weapons
Dropped On Head
Wind Maker
One Eye Serpent
Dances (when) On Fire <--- Inside tribe joke?
Ah, in the spirit of inside jokes --
Grave Dancer (always seems to get heavily wounded in fights)
Never Falls (erectile dysfunction)
Sun Eater (always sleeps through the day)
Strikes Again (farting)
Shoots Once (doesn't last in the sack)
Quote from: Ocotillo on February 10, 2011, 03:06:46 AM
Shoots Once (doesn't last in the sack)
Shoots to quick
Aims backwards
Red Hand Never Lonely
Shuddering Bush
Glow in the Dark or (He/She Who Glows in the Dark)
Little Sand wurm (all the ladies giggle)
Big Sand Wurm (all the girls blush)
Crocked one eyed snake
Don't Bend Over
He who Drops the Soap
I had a Red Fang a while back named "Secret Owl Hoots Alone".
The rest of the Red Fang scratched their heads at that one.
For your mediocre and under-achiever elves:
Sleeps at Night.
Eats Food.
Runs on Sand.
Shoots with Bow.
Cooks Food (brother to Eats Food).
Son of Keebler.
Kanks Loudly.
He Who Did It.
And for your excellent, over-achiever elf:
Absolutely Incredible
Shoots and Runs.
Eats Shoots and leaves
Smells Like Cheese.
Quote from: jstorrie on February 10, 2011, 12:27:21 AM
Screams At The Sight of Howls At Death
Whimpers At Death
Has since dropped the Whimpers At
I had an elf once that was named after the fact that he'd been mauled by something, thus losing an eyeball. (Think it was "Rantarri Spotter")
also,,
Easy Target
Sneaks Like Braxat Fucking
Master Bater (great at setting traps and ambushes.)
Hops Over Dwarves
Rides the Roc
Very Regular
Ten Cords Long
Quote from: Pale Horse on February 13, 2011, 11:13:18 PM
Eats Food.
Cooks Food (brother to Eats Food).
Burns Meat.
Drops Meat in Dust.
You Can't See Anything
Sand Swirls About You
Poisons Self
Shitmugger
Ben Wah Balls
Swiftly Dodges Your Slash
Has Arrived From The West
Stumbles around in the darkness
with his brother.
Loses his bearings
A stalwart, broad-shouldered elf moves to guard the western exit.
A thin, scrawny half-breed says, in allundean,
"Alas! You Cannot Go That Way!"
A stalwart, broad-shouldered elf says with vehemence, in stacatto-accented allundean,
"It is indeed I, flimsy halfbreed!"
Plummets To The Ground
Vision Goes Black
Dead Man's Necklace
Stairs at your feet
Gortoks Bitch anyone?
Runs in Silt
Ridden by Tembos ^^?
Mantis Head
Enters Wrong Hole
Never Rides Mounts
Climbing Trees, Falling Hard
Quote from: Bogre on March 07, 2011, 06:30:55 PM
A stalwart, broad-shouldered elf moves to guard the western exit.
A thin, scrawny half-breed says, in allundean,
"Alas! You Cannot Go That Way!"
A stalwart, broad-shouldered elf says with vehemence, in stacatto-accented allundean,
"It is indeed I, flimsy halfbreed!"
Hah. Amazing.
From Behind
Short As Halfling.
Rides Mounts
Unforseen Crevice.
(http://sixcharacters.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/hermey11.jpg)
Hermey.
Drools In Sleep
Nothing Special
Two Left Feet
Left four dead
Forage Salt
Of Many People
Poisons Self Many Times
Is not what he seems.
It's a Trap
(Blind) Storm Trooper.
Snake in your Boots
shitless tregil
Hung Like Mul
(who is really)
Hung Like Gimpka
Hung Like Ginka.
Ow.
Fruit Tree
Broken Branch
Sandy Sand
Silent Wind (Get it?)
Smells Like Cheese
Falls on Neck
Stinky Toe Fetish
Eats Like an Inix
Trips Running
Sandy Crack
Rocky Bottom
Shady Sands Shuffle (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shady%20Sands%20Shuffle)
Quote from: Bushranger on April 15, 2011, 09:38:21 AM
Shady Sands Shuffle (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shady%20Sands%20Shuffle)
... I'll know when I type inv and I see
A live hand-grenade, with two seconds left.that YOU are the culprit, sir.
Quote from: Bushranger on April 15, 2011, 09:38:21 AM
Shady Sands Shuffle (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shady%20Sands%20Shuffle)
Hahaha, good one.
"I swear I didn't know I had that pinch of spice, Lord Templar. A desert elf put it there!"
Quote from: SMuz on April 15, 2011, 05:50:37 PM
Quote from: Bushranger on April 15, 2011, 09:38:21 AM
Shady Sands Shuffle (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shady%20Sands%20Shuffle)
Hahaha, good one.
"I swear I didn't know I had that pinch of spice, Lord Templar. A desert elf put it there!"
Spice It Up
Smirks At Uppercut (http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,41136.0.html)
Leaking Bladder
Very tall figure.
Very Short Figure
Has Low Karma
Has No Karma
Would Rather Be Akei'ta Var
Burns To Pee
Quote from: Synthesis on May 11, 2011, 08:37:19 PM
Would Rather Be Akei'ta Var
shouldn't post ones that are in play
Necksnap Self
Touches Gurth
Chases Wagons
This thread gets a chuckle out of me every damn day. +1
He Who Stands in Silt
And thusly
He Who Drowns in Silt
FLYIN SHAP!!
Smiles and Nods
Lazy Logger
Stump hopper
Roots fur grubs
Forages For Gems
Finds Blocky Stone
Finds Bulbous Sac
Has Bulbous Sac
Gets Carru'd
Hasn't Picked Enough Cotton
Smuggles Twins