Funny D-elf Names

Started by Fredd, February 04, 2011, 09:18:27 PM

Alright. Theres ALOT of room for parody with d-elf names. Come up with funny ones here!

Tall Halfling

Squatting Braxat
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died

One of my friends played a desert elf named 'Wahzap'.  And he was an Elkrosian.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger

stoned tregil  : Rukkian
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.

Quirri-Bait
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


Appears-Wasted.
Quote from: Agameth
Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.


Dances With 'Toks
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

sprinting gurth
drunken ritikki
smiling bamuk


Steals-Virgins
Quote from: Barzalene
Besides if a Jihaen walks in on you, he walked in on you. He can't be too upset if he sees your peepee. He might have a legitimate gripe though if the manner in which you use it isn't subtle.

Trampled-Under-Inix
Quote from: WarriorPoet
I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: SmuzI come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: VanthSynthesis, you scare me a little bit.

Vomits Uncontrollably.
Quote from: Qzzrbl
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!

QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!

Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.

Hide and Shik
Little-big-elf
Can't Stand Still
Always Runs
Rides No Kank
Two Toks fucking
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

I feel sorry for all the Dark Sun elves that get named after the first interesting thing they do.
All the world will be your enemy. When they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.

Poop Smell Lingers
Sitting in your comfort,
You don't believe I'm real,
But you cannot buy protection
from the way that I feel.


Falls Down

Tangled in Thorns

Broken

Humps-a-lot *wiki wiki wiki*
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.

Prefers Older Men
Has Your Shit Already
Chases Your Argosy
Makes Breeds with Your Mother

The tall, handsome elf arrives from the north.

The tall, handsome elf bows deeply before you, and then looks at you with a wry and wide smile.

The tall, handsome elf says to you, in southern-accented sirihish, "Hello, round-ear. I am Makes Breeds with Your Mother. You want to hear the story of how I got my name?"
Quote from: Qzzrbl
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!

QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!


Fucks With Ear
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Eats Raptors
Hideous One
Costs Eighty Sid
Quote from: Qzzrbl
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!

QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!

Shit Running
Three Leg
He Who Falls From Cliff
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

Climbs but Slips
Stole All Kanks
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."