Dont you hate it when...

[Flying Erdlu]

A greenish-brown kank is reclining here.
A critter with brown as a keyword is here..

>kill brown
You do unspeakable damage to a greenish-brown kank's neck with your bludgeon.
You wound a greenish-brown kank on its thorax with your bludgeon.
A greenish-brown kank's eyes roll back in its head.
A greenish-brown kank crumples to the ground.

>
The critter with brown as a keyword walks north.

>say (kneeling over ~kank) Oh fek.
Kneeling over a greenish-brown kank, you say, in sirihish:
    "Oh fek."

[Tamarin]

Obviously...its worse when they fight back.

[mansa]

At least the kank didn't kill you.  I once had a 'spy' who couldn't kill anybody ever, but managed to be around for at least 8 pc deaths.  3 of them Borsail nobles.

The funniest one, was a Tor dwarf.  I was riding a war beetle outside the city gates with the dwarf, and a better just happen to walk into the room.
The dwarf typed 'kill beetle' a moment after the beetle walked away.
Then the beetle came back into the room.  The group of us were fighting the bad beetle, and the dwarf was being killed by my mount.  I win!

[sacac]

The mantis-tattoed, gortok-haired man is standing here.


Yeah, war beetles and kank? and a large beetle-like insect?
what should you attack?

[UnderSeven]

Actually the keyword thing has been done as total jokes before.  I've always wanted to do it myself but couldn't quite bring myself to it.  

I was once in a battle in game where there were enough people that keywords was an issue.  You didn't wanna attack your own people.  About a quarter way in my peeps and I all realize that we're all one gender and are opponents are all the other.  It made it really easy.

[Gaare]

Silt-colored kanks..  And silt-horrors

A Silt Horror arrived from west.

[Someone] wounds poor silt-colored kank.
[Someone -2-] joins [Someone]'s fight
[Someone -3-] joins [Someone]'s fight

>Shout No...!!! My kank...

Someones kill your poor silt-colored kank.

Poor silt-colored kank looks you angryly before dying..

Silt Horror grins as your poor kank dies.