Bragging (no ic spoilers please)

[Bogre]

I once played a rinth girl.
Who had everyone convined she was sweet and innocent despite the fact she was a whore.
Then got over a dozen people killed in the most inderect means possible.
No one ever knew.

I'm kinnda proud of it.

I also got bored enough to sit in a tavern and think "99 bottles of beer on the wall" and actually finished the song.

Can I brag about my character:
a- Not being too convinced
b-knowing that people got killed
c- if your the character I'm thinking about I really enjoyed the char.

[satine]

So not everyone was convinced, but they never seemed to bother her about it.
I'm still suprised by how many people she got killed.

[shadeoux]

Another time, with a magicker, I teleported into a deserted zone.  It looked some some clans super-sekrit hideout, but the problem was that there wasn't a way out.  There was a cliff, but the code wouldn't let you walk off.  There was something that looked like an elevator, but it didn't move.  Creepy.  Then some helpfull imm offered to simulate jumping off the cliff for me, if I wanted to try that.  Foolishly, I said yes, thinking that my magick would protect me from getting hurt but co-incidentially the spell wore off  part way down.  :?  I still wonder what that place had been.

AC

I used to know where that place was. That was used all the time back in the Vis/Wulf/Thrane days and robbing Kohmar heck I remember driving the Kohmar wagon off the shield wall once with my Mul way back in the early 90's

[mansa]

Another time, with a magicker, I teleported into a deserted zone.  It looked some some clans super-sekrit hideout, but the problem was that there wasn't a way out.  There was a cliff, but the code wouldn't let you walk off.  There was something that looked like an elevator, but it didn't move.  Creepy.  Then some helpfull imm offered to simulate jumping off the cliff for me, if I wanted to try that.  Foolishly, I said yes, thinking that my magick would protect me from getting hurt but co-incidentially the spell wore off  part way down.  :?  I still wonder what that place had been.

AC

I used to know where that place was. That was used all the time back in the Vis/Wulf/Thrane days and robbing Kohmar heck I remember driving the Kohmar wagon off the shield wall once with my Mul way back in the early 90's

THE OLD BLACKMOON AREA!

oh, blackmoon.

[Yam]

I have indirectly caused the death of at least four NPC children.

[Inertial Inix]

I have indirectly caused the death of at least four NPC children.

Gith ain't people. I'm just sayin'.

[Ender]

I have indirectly caused the death of at least four NPC children.

One time as a Byner I raided a village of elves for House Borsail.  Killed all the warriors and rounded up those that surrendered and children NPCs and threw them into cages.

My PC was a true blue mercenary and laughed all while doing it, while some of the other Byners were crying and moaning about how unjust it was and my guy just couldn't understand why these wusses were so broken up over some goddamn skinnies.

[NoteworthyFellow]

I have indirectly caused the death of at least four NPC children.

One time as a Byner I raided a village of elves for House Borsail.  Killed all the warriors and rounded up those that surrendered and children NPCs and threw them into cages.

My PC was a true blue mercenary and laughed all while doing it, while some of the other Byners were crying and moaning about how unjust it was and my guy just couldn't understand why these wusses were so broken up over some goddamn skinnies.

Your icon is appropriate.  Did your Bynner say, "Bite my shiny obsidian ass"?  I hope so.

Um... I've got little to brag about, really.  I suppose I could say that I got to play a noble when I was fourteen (y'know, seven years ago) in House Oash and completely botched it?  Yeah, that was pretty awesome.

Not really brag-worthy.

Er... how about that... no... what about the time that... nah... I, uh...

...fuck.

Wait, speaking of "fuck," I've never done mudsex!  There we go.

[Bebop]

I have indirectly caused the death of at least four NPC children.

One time as a Byner I raided a village of elves for House Borsail.  Killed all the warriors and rounded up those that surrendered and children NPCs and threw them into cages.

My PC was a true blue mercenary and laughed all while doing it, while some of the other Byners were crying and moaning about how unjust it was and my guy just couldn't understand why these wusses were so broken up over some goddamn skinnies.

Your icon is appropriate.  Did your Bynner say, "Bite my shiny obsidian ass"?  I hope so.

Um... I've got little to brag about, really.  I suppose I could say that I got to play a noble when I was fourteen (y'know, seven years ago) in House Oash and completely botched it?  Yeah, that was pretty awesome.

Not really brag-worthy.

Er... how about that... no... what about the time that... nah... I, uh...

...fuck.

Wait, speaking of "fuck," I've never done mudsex!  There we go.

The irony of this post is in your name.

[NoteworthyFellow]

I have indirectly caused the death of at least four NPC children.

One time as a Byner I raided a village of elves for House Borsail.  Killed all the warriors and rounded up those that surrendered and children NPCs and threw them into cages.

My PC was a true blue mercenary and laughed all while doing it, while some of the other Byners were crying and moaning about how unjust it was and my guy just couldn't understand why these wusses were so broken up over some goddamn skinnies.

Your icon is appropriate.  Did your Bynner say, "Bite my shiny obsidian ass"?  I hope so.

Um... I've got little to brag about, really.  I suppose I could say that I got to play a noble when I was fourteen (y'know, seven years ago) in House Oash and completely botched it?  Yeah, that was pretty awesome.

Not really brag-worthy.

Er... how about that... no... what about the time that... nah... I, uh...

...fuck.

Wait, speaking of "fuck," I've never done mudsex!  There we go.

The irony of this post is in your name.

I live for irony.

[Vessol]

I played a certain character whom after being lost in the desert and starving and dying of thirst, found a dead body with water and food on it and only a pair of pants. He removed all his equipment, took only the pants and then somehow made it back to the city.
He then proclaimed to all that he had magickal pants and that they were very magickal.
He was tortured for being an annoying git.
He was beaten up for being an annoying git.
Templars demanded his pants and...well actually I don't remember what happened too much, but he lived.
He eventually died from starvation in one of the taverns of the city.

[Sarte]

I played a certain character whom after being lost in the desert and starving and dying of thirst, found a dead body with water and food on it and only a pair of pants. He removed all his equipment, took only the pants and then somehow made it back to the city.
He then proclaimed to all that he had magickal pants and that they were very magickal.
He was tortured for being an annoying git.
He was beaten up for being an annoying git.
Templars demanded his pants and...well actually I don't remember what happened too much, but he lived.
He eventually died from starvation in one of the taverns of the city.

What an ending!

[Zoan]

My first 'serious' character, an old pickpocket from the 'rinth, found the corpse of the dead leader of the Guild (apparently, as I found out later). In true 'rinthi fashion I went, 'Oh sweet, awesome armwraps!' and wore them around, looking plenty awesome. Until Lady Tor, who was keen to that kind of thing, beat the shit out of me, thinking I was the leader of the Guild.

[Fathi]

I had a staff member once tell me that I was responsible for the proliferation of "retarded" as a popular word in Zalanthas.

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take that one.

[Mood]

I had a staff member once tell me that I was responsible for the proliferation of "retarded" as a popular word in Zalanthas.

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take that one.

rofl.

[Vessol]

I played a certain character whom after being lost in the desert and starving and dying of thirst, found a dead body with water and food on it and only a pair of pants. He removed all his equipment, took only the pants and then somehow made it back to the city.
He then proclaimed to all that he had magickal pants and that they were very magickal.
He was tortured for being an annoying git.
He was beaten up for being an annoying git.
Templars demanded his pants and...well actually I don't remember what happened too much, but he lived.
He eventually died from starvation in one of the taverns of the city.

What an ending!

Yeah!
And the last emote he saw was "Someone kicks you in the gut as you lay on the floor writhing"
So I was kicked for being an annoying git.

[Fathi]

Every character of mine who's had a description change has lived for quite some time after it.

(Why yes, I did just jinx myself.)

[Desertman]

My three most epic characters have all gotten down to 1HP and lived.

This always happened within my first 3 days in game.

Then they went on to live for 25+ days and be very succsessful. I guess getting down to 1HP made them really appreciate life. *shrugs*

[Cutthroat]

My most favorite characters have been killed by extremely horrible animals.

Like from > 1 year ago, my Kuraci that got killed by a silt-horror in like... two hits.

[FantasyWriter]

My most favorite characters have been killed by extremely horrible animals.

Like from > 1 year ago, my Kuraci that got killed by a silt-horror in like... two hits.

I says alot that you survived the first.

[NoteworthyFellow]

Every single throwaway character I've ever created has rolled awesome stats, then been promptly replaced with a special app'd character who rolled mediocre-to-terrible stats.

I consider that brag-worthy simply because it's so damn consistent. 

[FantasyWriter]

Every single throwaway character I've ever created has rolled awesome stats, then been promptly replaced with a special app'd character who rolled mediocre-to-terrible stats.

I consider that brag-worthy simply because it's so damn consistent. 

You too, huhh?  Must be a psi bug that is reading our RL minds when we submit the apps.... damn the ghosts in the machines!!! 

[a strange shadow]

My most long-lived char nearly died at age 16 to soldiers at the Allanaki gates when I forgot about the spice she had in her pocket. She survived the subsequent beating and recovered from -9 hp to go on and live to a ripe old middle-age, somewhere in her early thirties.

I never stopped twitching in wary expectation each time she passed through those gates, though.

[Forest Junkie]

I've done some silly, silly things:

On one of my first few pcs, I met Desertman's pc, though I was a human and he an elf I believe. A halfling or some other nasty mob started whacking D, but I couldn't understand his shouting. (We were conspiring on yahoo in different classrooms). The asshole then uses the ooc command, shouting: Subdue me and run east to the gates.

Before I have time to react, in swoops Halasturd. Naturally, James tries hitting him. Wow..that was a long time ago. 

Halaster's pc killed me. I still hate him for it.

I've had no less than two metallic weapons, possibly three, can't remember.

I played a magicker desert assassin for Tuluk during and after the Copper War.

Backstabbed a templar and ratted him out to his superior. He was wtfpwned. Never trust an elf.

A pc of mine was a half-rantarri hybrid.

I did the monster mash at a dance. I got bitched at. 

I forced my minions to perform in an 10+ npc undead orgy. Who needs a mouth for oral pleasure?

I survived getting chomped on by a wyvern.

I ordered minions of mine to do the monster mash. I was alone, so I suppose it was more acceptable.

I ended up south of Luir's with a templar due to magick. Hilarity ensued when Felysia, my pc, and the Kuraci gate guards got into it. Rather tense, but hilarious.

I built the Legions up to a 10+ pc-strong clan that kicked ass. Some of the best times I ever had was hobbling my gnarled ass into the sparring hall and watching the soldiers begin their routines before personally training the clannies in tactics, maneuvers, etc. You guys rocked.

I watched in horror as a powerful year+ old mage get obliterated by a mage significantly younger and not nearly as experienced. Ouch.

I had a nasty scuffle with a certain mantis that last a month or so rl. That bastard harassed my pc forever, but he got an eye taken out in the process. Was awesome seeing him stalk me later on with the proper description change. 

I'm the reason for a few changes to code in the game regarding magicky things. Not something I'm proud of, heh.

I played in the Rebellion. Fun times.

I created a desert elf tribe that at one point in time had close to 10 active pcs. I've also created a city elf tribe in a nasty part of town that I'm particularly proud of. UT needs some lovin'.

Masha attempted to raid me once - I fought back, and lived!

I was appart of the Klestion debacle, though I wasn't the jackass who started that mess. Guilty by association I suppose..*bows with a flourish*

I played a twinky burglar around 2001 or 2002. I looted multiple Kuraci compounds and offices, completely ignoring the npcs/vnpcs. I mean, I was sneaking, but c'mon, this was a 2 day burglar. Nessalin subsequently unloaded on me. I lost my perty metal dagger and died a horrible, horrible death.

I had my legs fed to something rather nasty. Very slow-like.

I wanted to kill every one of naatok's pcs. Badly.

I've seen npc creatures that to this day have never been discussed on the board. I've also seen them destroy critters you'd normally think of as badass. 

I killed a couple of Krath's pcs. Possibly several. *flex*

I killed a couple of Delerak's pc's I think. *double flex*

Delerak killed me with his gith. *dies*

I'll try and think of more later.

[Sokotra]

I did the monster mash at a dance. I got bitched at. 

I ordered minions of mine to do the monster mash. I was alone, so I suppose it was more acceptable.

ROFL.

For some reason, I don't know why, that reminds me of a certain joke that me and a few others had going around that involved something about a Templar's wife with an arse like an inix.